CHAPTER LXIII.

On a certain bright morning the Islands hove in sight, lying low on the

lonely sea, and everybody climbed to the upper deck to look. After two

thousand miles of watery solitude the vision was a welcome one. As we

approached, the imposing promontory of Diamond Head rose up out of the

ocean its rugged front softened by the hazy distance, and presently the

details of the land began to make themselves manifest: first the line of

beach; then the plumed coacoanut trees of the tropics; then cabins of the

natives; then the white town of Honolulu, said to contain between twelve

and fifteen thousand inhabitants spread over a dead level; with streets

from twenty to thirty feet wide, solid and level as a floor, most of them

straight as a line and few as crooked as a corkscrew.

The further I traveled through the town the better I liked it.

Every step revealed a new contrast--disclosed something I was

unaccustomed to. In place of the grand mud-colored brown fronts of

San Francisco, I saw dwellings built of straw, adobies, and cream-colored

pebble-and-shell-conglomerated coral, cut into oblong blocks and laid in

cement; also a great number of neat white cottages, with green

window-shutters; in place of front yards like billiard-tables with iron

fences around them, I saw these homes surrounded by ample yards, thickly

clad with green grass, and shaded by tall trees, through whose dense

foliage the sun could scarcely penetrate; in place of the customary

geranium, calla lily, etc., languishing in dust and general debility, I

saw luxurious banks and thickets of flowers, fresh as a meadow after a

rain, and glowing with the richest dyes; in place of the dingy horrors of

San Francisco's pleasure grove, the "Willows," I saw huge-bodied,

wide-spreading forest trees, with strange names and stranger appearance

--trees that cast a shadow like a thunder-cloud, and were able to stand

alone without being tied to green poles; in place of gold fish, wiggling

around in glass globes, assuming countless shades and degrees of

distortion through the magnifying and diminishing qualities of their

transparent prison houses, I saw cats--Tom-cats, Mary Ann cats,

long-tailed cats, bob-tailed cats, blind cats, one-eyed cats, wall-eyed

cats, cross-eyed cats, gray cats, black cats, white cats, yellow cats,

striped cats, spotted cats, tame cats, wild cats, singed cats, individual

cats, groups of cats, platoons of cats, companies of cats, regiments of

cats, armies of cats, multitudes of cats, millions of cats, and all of

them sleek, fat, lazy and sound asleep. I looked on a multitude of

people, some white, in white coats, vests, pantaloons, even white cloth

shoes, made snowy with chalk duly laid on every morning; but the majority

of the people were almost as dark as negroes--women with comely features,

fine black eyes, rounded forms, inclining to the voluptuous, clad in a

single bright red or white garment that fell free and unconfined from

shoulder to heel, long black hair falling loose, gypsy hats, encircled

with wreaths of natural flowers of a brilliant carmine tint; plenty of

dark men in various costumes, and some with nothing on but a battered

stove-pipe hat tilted on the nose, and a very scant breech-clout;

--certain smoke-dried children were clothed in nothing but sunshine

--a very neat fitting and picturesque apparel indeed.

In place of roughs and rowdies staring and blackguarding on the corners,

I saw long-haired, saddle-colored Sandwich Island maidens sitting on the

ground in the shade of corner houses, gazing indolently at whatever or

whoever happened along; instead of wretched cobble-stone pavements, I

walked on a firm foundation of coral, built up from the bottom of the sea

by the absurd but persevering insect of that name, with a light layer of

lava and cinders overlying the coral, belched up out of fathomless

perdition long ago through the seared and blackened crater that stands

dead and harmless in the distance now; instead of cramped and crowded

street-cars, I met dusky native women sweeping by, free as the wind, on

fleet horses and astride, with gaudy riding-sashes, streaming like

banners behind them; instead of the combined stenches of Chinadom and

Brannan street slaughter-houses, I breathed the balmy fragrance of

jessamine, oleander, and the Pride of India; in place of the hurry and

bustle and noisy confusion of San Francisco, I moved in the midst of a

Summer calm as tranquil as dawn in the Garden of Eden; in place of the

Golden City's skirting sand hills and the placid bay, I saw on the one

side a frame-work of tall, precipitous mountains close at hand, clad in

refreshing green, and cleft by deep, cool, chasm-like valleys--and in

front the grand sweep of the ocean; a brilliant, transparent green near

the shore, bound and bordered by a long white line of foamy spray dashing

against the reef, and further out the dead blue water of the deep sea,

flecked with "white caps," and in the far horizon a single, lonely sail

--a mere accent-mark to emphasize a slumberous calm and a solitude that

were without sound or limit. When the sun sunk down--the one intruder

from other realms and persistent in suggestions of them--it was tranced

luxury to sit in the perfumed air and forget that there was any world but

these enchanted islands.

It was such ecstacy to dream, and dream--till you got a bite.

A scorpion bite. Then the first duty was to get up out of the grass and

kill the scorpion; and the next to bathe the bitten place with alcohol or

brandy; and the next to resolve to keep out of the grass in future. Then

came an adjournment to the bed-chamber and the pastime of writing up the

day's journal with one hand and the destruction of mosquitoes with the

other--a whole community of them at a slap. Then, observing an enemy

approaching,--a hairy tarantula on stilts--why not set the spittoon on

him? It is done, and the projecting ends of his paws give a luminous

idea of the magnitude of his reach. Then to bed and become a promenade

for a centipede with forty-two legs on a side and every foot hot enough

to burn a hole through a raw-hide. More soaking with alcohol, and a

resolution to examine the bed before entering it, in future. Then wait,

and suffer, till all the mosquitoes in the neighborhood have crawled in

under the bar, then slip out quickly, shut them in and sleep peacefully

on the floor till morning. Meantime it is comforting to curse the

tropics in occasional wakeful intervals.

We had an abundance of fruit in Honolulu, of course. Oranges,

pine-apples, bananas, strawberries, lemons, limes, mangoes, guavas,

melons, and a rare and curious luxury called the chirimoya, which is

deliciousness itself. Then there is the tamarind. I thought tamarinds

were made to eat, but that was probably not the idea. I ate several, and

it seemed to me that they were rather sour that year. They pursed up my

lips, till they resembled the stem-end of a tomato, and I had to take my

sustenance through a quill for twenty-four hours.

They sharpened my teeth till I could have shaved with them, and gave them

a "wire edge" that I was afraid would stay; but a citizen said "no, it

will come off when the enamel does"--which was comforting, at any rate.

I found, afterward, that only strangers eat tamarinds--but they only eat

them once.

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