CHAPTER XLVIII.

The first twenty-six graves in the Virginia cemetery were occupied by

murdered men. So everybody said, so everybody believed, and so they will

always say and believe. The reason why there was so much slaughtering

done, was, that in a new mining district the rough element predominates,

and a person is not respected until he has "killed his man." That was

the very expression used.

If an unknown individual arrived, they did not inquire if he was capable,

honest, industrious, but--had he killed his man? If he had not, he

gravitated to his natural and proper position, that of a man of small

consequence; if he had, the cordiality of his reception was graduated

according to the number of his dead. It was tedious work struggling up

to a position of influence with bloodless hands; but when a man came with

the blood of half a dozen men on his soul, his worth was recognized at

once and his acquaintance sought.

In Nevada, for a time, the lawyer, the editor, the banker, the chief

desperado, the chief gambler, and the saloon keeper, occupied the same

level in society, and it was the highest. The cheapest and easiest way

to become an influential man and be looked up to by the community at

large, was to stand behind a bar, wear a cluster-diamond pin, and sell

whisky. I am not sure but that the saloon-keeper held a shade higher

rank than any other member of society. His opinion had weight. It was

his privilege to say how the elections should go. No great movement

could succeed without the countenance and direction of the

saloon-keepers. It was a high favor when the chief saloon-keeper

consented to serve in the legislature or the board of aldermen.

Youthful ambition hardly aspired so much to the honors of the law, or the

army and navy as to the dignity of proprietorship in a saloon.

To be a saloon-keeper and kill a man was to be illustrious. Hence the

reader will not be surprised to learn that more than one man was killed

in Nevada under hardly the pretext of provocation, so impatient was the

slayer to achieve reputation and throw off the galling sense of being

held in indifferent repute by his associates. I knew two youths who

tried to "kill their men" for no other reason--and got killed themselves

for their pains. "There goes the man that killed Bill Adams" was higher

praise and a sweeter sound in the ears of this sort of people than any

other speech that admiring lips could utter.

The men who murdered Virginia's original twenty-six cemetery-occupants

were never punished. Why? Because Alfred the Great, when he invented

trial by jury and knew that he had admirably framed it to secure justice

in his age of the world, was not aware that in the nineteenth century the

condition of things would be so entirely changed that unless he rose from

the grave and altered the jury plan to meet the emergency, it would prove

the most ingenious and infallible agency for defeating justice that human

wisdom could contrive. For how could he imagine that we simpletons would

go on using his jury plan after circumstances had stripped it of its

usefulness, any more than he could imagine that we would go on using his

candle-clock after we had invented chronometers? In his day news could

not travel fast, and hence he could easily find a jury of honest,

intelligent men who had not heard of the case they were called to try

--but in our day of telegraphs and newspapers his plan compels us to swear

in juries composed of fools and rascals, because the system rigidly

excludes honest men and men of brains.

I remember one of those sorrowful farces, in Virginia, which we call a

jury trial. A noted desperado killed Mr. B., a good citizen, in the most

wanton and cold-blooded way. Of course the papers were full of it, and

all men capable of reading, read about it. And of course all men not

deaf and dumb and idiotic, talked about it. A jury-list was made out,

and Mr. B. L., a prominent banker and a valued citizen, was questioned

precisely as he would have been questioned in any court in America:

"Have you heard of this homicide?"

"Yes."

"Have you held conversations upon the subject?"

"Yes."

"Have you formed or expressed opinions about it?"

"Yes."

"Have you read the newspaper accounts of it?"

"Yes."

"We do not want you."

A minister, intelligent, esteemed, and greatly respected; a merchant of

high character and known probity; a mining superintendent of intelligence

and unblemished reputation; a quartz mill owner of excellent standing,

were all questioned in the same way, and all set aside. Each said the

public talk and the newspaper reports had not so biased his mind but that

sworn testimony would overthrow his previously formed opinions and enable

him to render a verdict without prejudice and in accordance with the

facts. But of course such men could not be trusted with the case.

Ignoramuses alone could mete out unsullied justice.

When the peremptory challenges were all exhausted, a jury of twelve men

was impaneled--a jury who swore they had neither heard, read, talked

about nor expressed an opinion concerning a murder which the very cattle

in the corrals, the Indians in the sage-brush and the stones in the

streets were cognizant of! It was a jury composed of two desperadoes,

two low beer-house politicians, three bar-keepers, two ranchmen who could

not read, and three dull, stupid, human donkeys! It actually came out

afterward, that one of these latter thought that incest and arson were

the same thing.

The verdict rendered by this jury was, Not Guilty. What else could one

expect?

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty, and a premium

upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury. It is a shame that we must

continue to use a worthless system because it was good a thousand years

ago. In this age, when a gentleman of high social standing, intelligence

and probity, swears that testimony given under solemn oath will outweigh,

with him, street talk and newspaper reports based upon mere hearsay, he

is worth a hundred jurymen who will swear to their own ignorance and

stupidity, and justice would be far safer in his hands than in theirs.

Why could not the jury law be so altered as to give men of brains and

honesty and equal chance with fools and miscreants? Is it right to show

the present favoritism to one class of men and inflict a disability on

another, in a land whose boast is that all its citizens are free and

equal? I am a candidate for the legislature. I desire to tamper with

the jury law. I wish to so alter it as to put a premium on intelligence

and character, and close the jury box against idiots, blacklegs, and

people who do not read newspapers. But no doubt I shall be defeated

--every effort I make to save the country "misses fire."

My idea, when I began this chapter, was to say something about

desperadoism in the "flush times" of Nevada. To attempt a portrayal of

that era and that land, and leave out the blood and carnage, would be

like portraying Mormondom and leaving out polygamy. The desperado

stalked the streets with a swagger graded according to the number of his

homicides, and a nod of recognition from him was sufficient to make a

humble admirer happy for the rest of the day. The deference that was

paid to a desperado of wide reputation, and who "kept his private

graveyard," as the phrase went, was marked, and cheerfully accorded.

When he moved along the sidewalk in his excessively long-tailed

frock-coat, shiny stump-toed boots, and with dainty little slouch hat

tipped over left eye, the small-fry roughs made room for his majesty;

when he entered the restaurant, the waiters deserted bankers and

merchants to overwhelm him with obsequious service; when he shouldered

his way to a bar, the shouldered parties wheeled indignantly, recognized

him, and --apologized.

They got a look in return that froze their marrow, and by that time a

curled and breast-pinned bar keeper was beaming over the counter, proud

of the established acquaintanceship that permitted such a familiar form

of speech as:

"How're ye, Billy, old fel? Glad to see you. What'll you take--the old

thing?"

The "old thing" meant his customary drink, of course.

The best known names in the Territory of Nevada were those belonging to

these long-tailed heroes of the revolver. Orators, Governors,

capitalists and leaders of the legislature enjoyed a degree of fame, but

it seemed local and meagre when contrasted with the fame of such men as

Sam Brown, Jack Williams, Billy Mulligan, Farmer Pease, Sugarfoot Mike,

Pock Marked Jake, El Dorado Johnny, Jack McNabb, Joe McGee, Jack Harris,

Six-fingered Pete, etc., etc. There was a long list of them. They were

brave, reckless men, and traveled with their lives in their hands. To

give them their due, they did their killing principally among themselves,

and seldom molested peaceable citizens, for they considered it small

credit to add to their trophies so cheap a bauble as the death of a man

who was "not on the shoot," as they phrased it. They killed each other

on slight provocation, and hoped and expected to be killed themselves

--for they held it almost shame to die otherwise than "with their boots

on," as they expressed it.

I remember an instance of a desperado's contempt for such small game as a

private citizen's life. I was taking a late supper in a restaurant one

night, with two reporters and a little printer named--Brown, for

instance--any name will do. Presently a stranger with a long-tailed coat

on came in, and not noticing Brown's hat, which was lying in a chair, sat

down on it. Little Brown sprang up and became abusive in a moment. The

stranger smiled, smoothed out the hat, and offered it to Brown with

profuse apologies couched in caustic sarcasm, and begged Brown not to

destroy him. Brown threw off his coat and challenged the man to fight

--abused him, threatened him, impeached his courage, and urged and even

implored him to fight; and in the meantime the smiling stranger placed

himself under our protection in mock distress. But presently he assumed

a serious tone, and said:

"Very well, gentlemen, if we must fight, we must, I suppose. But don't

rush into danger and then say I gave you no warning. I am more than a

match for all of you when I get started. I will give you proofs, and

then if my friend here still insists, I will try to accommodate him."

The table we were sitting at was about five feet long, and unusually

cumbersome and heavy. He asked us to put our hands on the dishes and

hold them in their places a moment--one of them was a large oval dish

with a portly roast on it. Then he sat down, tilted up one end of the

table, set two of the legs on his knees, took the end of the table

between his teeth, took his hands away, and pulled down with his teeth

till the table came up to a level position, dishes and all! He said he

could lift a keg of nails with his teeth. He picked up a common glass

tumbler and bit a semi-circle out of it. Then he opened his bosom and

showed us a net-work of knife and bullet scars; showed us more on his

arms and face, and said he believed he had bullets enough in his body to

make a pig of lead. He was armed to the teeth. He closed with the

remark that he was Mr. ---- of Cariboo--a celebrated name whereat we shook

in our shoes. I would publish the name, but for the suspicion that he

might come and carve me. He finally inquired if Brown still thirsted for

blood. Brown turned the thing over in his mind a moment, and then--asked

him to supper.

With the permission of the reader, I will group together, in the next

chapter, some samples of life in our small mountain village in the old

days of desperadoism. I was there at the time. The reader will observe

peculiarities in our official society; and he will observe also, an

instance of how, in new countries, murders breed murders.

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