CHAPTER XLIV.

My salary was increased to forty dollars a week. But I seldom drew it.

I had plenty of other resources, and what were two broad twenty-dollar

gold pieces to a man who had his pockets full of such and a cumbersome

abundance of bright half dollars besides? [Paper money has never come

into use on the Pacific coast.] Reporting was lucrative, and every man

in the town was lavish with his money and his "feet." The city and all

the great mountain side were riddled with mining shafts. There were more

mines than miners. True, not ten of these mines were yielding rock worth

hauling to a mill, but everybody said, "Wait till the shaft gets down

where the ledge comes in solid, and then you will see!" So nobody was

discouraged. These were nearly all "wild cat" mines, and wholly

worthless, but nobody believed it then. The "Ophir," the "Gould &

Curry," the "Mexican," and other great mines on the Comstock lead in

Virginia and Gold Hill were turning out huge piles of rich rock every

day, and every man believed that his little wild cat claim was as good as

any on the "main lead" and would infallibly be worth a thousand dollars a

foot when he "got down where it came in solid." Poor fellow, he was

blessedly blind to the fact that he never would see that day. So the

thousand wild cat shafts burrowed deeper and deeper into the earth day by

day, and all men were beside themselves with hope and happiness. How

they labored, prophesied, exulted! Surely nothing like it was ever seen

before since the world began. Every one of these wild cat mines--not

mines, but holes in the ground over imaginary mines--was incorporated and

had handsomely engraved "stock" and the stock was salable, too. It was

bought and sold with a feverish avidity in the boards every day. You

could go up on the mountain side, scratch around and find a ledge (there

was no lack of them), put up a "notice" with a grandiloquent name in it,

start a shaft, get your stock printed, and with nothing whatever to prove

that your mine was worth a straw, you could put your stock on the market

and sell out for hundreds and even thousands of dollars. To make money,

and make it fast, was as easy as it was to eat your dinner.

Every man owned "feet" in fifty different wild cat mines and considered

his fortune made. Think of a city with not one solitary poor man in it!

One would suppose that when month after month went by and still not a

wild cat mine (by wild cat I mean, in general terms, any claim not

located on the mother vein, i.e., the "Comstock") yielded a ton of rock

worth crushing, the people would begin to wonder if they were not putting

too much faith in their prospective riches; but there was not a thought

of such a thing. They burrowed away, bought and sold, and were happy.

New claims were taken up daily, and it was the friendly custom to run

straight to the newspaper offices, give the reporter forty or fifty

"feet," and get them to go and examine the mine and publish a notice of

it. They did not care a fig what you said about the property so you said

something. Consequently we generally said a word or two to the effect

that the "indications" were good, or that the ledge was "six feet wide,"

or that the rock "resembled the Comstock" (and so it did--but as a

general thing the resemblance was not startling enough to knock you

down). If the rock was moderately promising, we followed the custom of

the country, used strong adjectives and frothed at the mouth as if a very

marvel in silver discoveries had transpired. If the mine was a

"developed" one, and had no pay ore to show (and of course it hadn't), we

praised the tunnel; said it was one of the most infatuating tunnels in

the land; driveled and driveled about the tunnel till we ran entirely out

of ecstasies--but never said a word about the rock. We would squander

half a column of adulation on a shaft, or a new wire rope, or a dressed

pine windlass, or a fascinating force pump, and close with a burst of

admiration of the "gentlemanly and efficient Superintendent" of the mine

--but never utter a whisper about the rock. And those people were always

pleased, always satisfied. Occasionally we patched up and varnished our

reputation for discrimination and stern, undeviating accuracy, by giving

some old abandoned claim a blast that ought to have made its dry bones

rattle--and then somebody would seize it and sell it on the fleeting

notoriety thus conferred upon it.

There was nothing in the shape of a mining claim that was not salable.

We received presents of "feet" every day. If we needed a hundred dollars

or so, we sold some; if not, we hoarded it away, satisfied that it would

ultimately be worth a thousand dollars a foot. I had a trunk about half

full of "stock." When a claim made a stir in the market and went up to a

high figure, I searched through my pile to see if I had any of its stock

--and generally found it.

The prices rose and fell constantly; but still a fall disturbed us

little, because a thousand dollars a foot was our figure, and so we were

content to let it fluctuate as much as it pleased till it reached it.

My pile of stock was not all given to me by people who wished their

claims "noticed." At least half of it was given me by persons who had no

thought of such a thing, and looked for nothing more than a simple verbal

"thank you;" and you were not even obliged by law to furnish that.

If you are coming up the street with a couple of baskets of apples in

your hands, and you meet a friend, you naturally invite him to take a

few. That describes the condition of things in Virginia in the "flush

times." Every man had his pockets full of stock, and it was the actual

custom of the country to part with small quantities of it to friends

without the asking.

Very often it was a good idea to close the transaction instantly, when a

man offered a stock present to a friend, for the offer was only good and

binding at that moment, and if the price went to a high figure shortly

afterward the procrastination was a thing to be regretted. Mr. Stewart

(Senator, now, from Nevada) one day told me he would give me twenty feet

of "Justis" stock if I would walk over to his office. It was worth five

or ten dollars a foot. I asked him to make the offer good for next day,

as I was just going to dinner. He said he would not be in town; so I

risked it and took my dinner instead of the stock. Within the week the

price went up to seventy dollars and afterward to a hundred and fifty,

but nothing could make that man yield. I suppose he sold that stock of

mine and placed the guilty proceeds in his own pocket. [My revenge will

be found in the accompanying portrait.] I met three friends one

afternoon, who said they had been buying "Overman" stock at auction at

eight dollars a foot. One said if I would come up to his office he would

give me fifteen feet; another said he would add fifteen; the third said

he would do the same. But I was going after an inquest and could not

stop. A few weeks afterward they sold all their "Overman" at six hundred

dollars a foot and generously came around to tell me about it--and also

to urge me to accept of the next forty-five feet of it that people tried

to force on me.

These are actual facts, and I could make the list a long one and still

confine myself strictly to the truth. Many a time friends gave us as

much as twenty-five feet of stock that was selling at twenty-five dollars

a foot, and they thought no more of it than they would of offering a

guest a cigar. These were "flush times" indeed! I thought they were

going to last always, but somehow I never was much of a prophet.

To show what a wild spirit possessed the mining brain of the community,

I will remark that "claims" were actually "located" in excavations for

cellars, where the pick had exposed what seemed to be quartz veins--and

not cellars in the suburbs, either, but in the very heart of the city;

and forthwith stock would be issued and thrown on the market. It was

small matter who the cellar belonged to--the "ledge" belonged to the

finder, and unless the United States government interfered (inasmuch as

the government holds the primary right to mines of the noble metals in

Nevada--or at least did then), it was considered to be his privilege to

work it. Imagine a stranger staking out a mining claim among the costly

shrubbery in your front yard and calmly proceeding to lay waste the

ground with pick and shovel and blasting powder! It has been often done

in California. In the middle of one of the principal business streets of

Virginia, a man "located" a mining claim and began a shaft on it. He

gave me a hundred feet of the stock and I sold it for a fine suit of

clothes because I was afraid somebody would fall down the shaft and sue

for damages. I owned in another claim that was located in the middle of

another street; and to show how absurd people can be, that "East India"

stock (as it was called) sold briskly although there was an ancient

tunnel running directly under the claim and any man could go into it and

see that it did not cut a quartz ledge or anything that remotely

resembled one.

One plan of acquiring sudden wealth was to "salt" a wild cat claim and

sell out while the excitement was up. The process was simple.

The schemer located a worthless ledge, sunk a shaft on it, bought a wagon

load of rich "Comstock" ore, dumped a portion of it into the shaft and

piled the rest by its side, above ground. Then he showed the property to

a simpleton and sold it to him at a high figure. Of course the wagon

load of rich ore was all that the victim ever got out of his purchase.

A most remarkable case of "salting" was that of the "North Ophir."

It was claimed that this vein was a "remote extension" of the original

"Ophir," a valuable mine on the "Comstock." For a few days everybody was

talking about the rich developments in the North Ophir. It was said that

it yielded perfectly pure silver in small, solid lumps. I went to the

place with the owners, and found a shaft six or eight feet deep, in the

bottom of which was a badly shattered vein of dull, yellowish,

unpromising rock. One would as soon expect to find silver in a

grindstone. We got out a pan of the rubbish and washed it in a puddle,

and sure enough, among the sediment we found half a dozen black,

bullet-looking pellets of unimpeachable "native" silver. Nobody had ever

heard of such a thing before; science could not account for such a queer

novelty. The stock rose to sixty-five dollars a foot, and at this figure

the world-renowned tragedian, McKean Buchanan, bought a commanding

interest and prepared to quit the stage once more--he was always doing

that. And then it transpired that the mine had been "salted"--and not in

any hackneyed way, either, but in a singularly bold, barefaced and

peculiarly original and outrageous fashion. On one of the lumps of

"native" silver was discovered the minted legend, "TED STATES OF," and

then it was plainly apparent that the mine had been "salted" with melted

half-dollars! The lumps thus obtained had been blackened till they

resembled native silver, and were then mixed with the shattered rock in

the bottom of the shaft. It is literally true. Of course the price of

the stock at once fell to nothing, and the tragedian was ruined. But for

this calamity we might have lost McKean Buchanan from the stage.

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