CHAPTER XXX.

I met men at every turn who owned from one thousand to thirty thousand

"feet" in undeveloped silver mines, every single foot of which they

believed would shortly be worth from fifty to a thousand dollars--and as

often as any other way they were men who had not twenty-five dollars in

the world. Every man you met had his new mine to boast of, and his

"specimens" ready; and if the opportunity offered, he would infallibly

back you into a corner and offer as a favor to you, not to him, to part

with just a few feet in the "Golden Age," or the "Sarah Jane," or some

other unknown stack of croppings, for money enough to get a "square meal"

with, as the phrase went. And you were never to reveal that he had made

you the offer at such a ruinous price, for it was only out of friendship

for you that he was willing to make the sacrifice. Then he would fish a

piece of rock out of his pocket, and after looking mysteriously around as

if he feared he might be waylaid and robbed if caught with such wealth in

his possession, he would dab the rock against his tongue, clap an

eyeglass to it, and exclaim:

"Look at that! Right there in that red dirt! See it? See the specks of

gold? And the streak of silver? That's from the Uncle Abe. There's a

hundred thousand tons like that in sight! Right in sight, mind you!

And when we get down on it and the ledge comes in solid, it will be the

richest thing in the world! Look at the assay! I don't want you to

believe me--look at the assay!"

Then he would get out a greasy sheet of paper which showed that the

portion of rock assayed had given evidence of containing silver and gold

in the proportion of so many hundreds or thousands of dollars to the ton.

I little knew, then, that the custom was to hunt out the richest piece of

rock and get it assayed! Very often, that piece, the size of a filbert,

was the only fragment in a ton that had a particle of metal in it--and

yet the assay made it pretend to represent the average value of the ton

of rubbish it came from!

On such a system of assaying as that, the Humboldt world had gone crazy.

On the authority of such assays its newspaper correspondents were

frothing about rock worth four and seven thousand dollars a ton!

And does the reader remember, a few pages back, the calculations, of a

quoted correspondent, whereby the ore is to be mined and shipped all the

way to England, the metals extracted, and the gold and silver contents

received back by the miners as clear profit, the copper, antimony and

other things in the ore being sufficient to pay all the expenses

incurred? Everybody's head was full of such "calculations" as those

--such raving insanity, rather. Few people took work into their

calculations--or outlay of money either; except the work and expenditures

of other people.

We never touched our tunnel or our shaft again. Why? Because we judged

that we had learned the real secret of success in silver mining--which

was, not to mine the silver ourselves by the sweat of our brows and the

labor of our hands, but to sell the ledges to the dull slaves of toil and

let them do the mining!

Before leaving Carson, the Secretary and I had purchased "feet" from

various Esmeralda stragglers. We had expected immediate returns of

bullion, but were only afflicted with regular and constant "assessments"

instead--demands for money wherewith to develop the said mines. These

assessments had grown so oppressive that it seemed necessary to look into

the matter personally. Therefore I projected a pilgrimage to Carson and

thence to Esmeralda. I bought a horse and started, in company with

Mr. Ballou and a gentleman named Ollendorff, a Prussian--not the party

who has inflicted so much suffering on the world with his wretched

foreign grammars, with their interminable repetitions of questions which

never have occurred and are never likely to occur in any conversation

among human beings. We rode through a snow-storm for two or three days,

and arrived at "Honey Lake Smith's," a sort of isolated inn on the Carson

river. It was a two-story log house situated on a small knoll in the

midst of the vast basin or desert through which the sickly Carson winds

its melancholy way. Close to the house were the Overland stage stables,

built of sun-dried bricks. There was not another building within several

leagues of the place. Towards sunset about twenty hay-wagons arrived and

camped around the house and all the teamsters came in to supper--a very,

very rough set. There were one or two Overland stage drivers there,

also, and half a dozen vagabonds and stragglers; consequently the house

was well crowded.

We walked out, after supper, and visited a small Indian camp in the

vicinity. The Indians were in a great hurry about something, and were

packing up and getting away as fast as they could. In their broken

English they said, "By'm-by, heap water!" and by the help of signs made

us understand that in their opinion a flood was coming. The weather was

perfectly clear, and this was not the rainy season. There was about a

foot of water in the insignificant river--or maybe two feet; the stream

was not wider than a back alley in a village, and its banks were scarcely

higher than a man's head.

So, where was the flood to come from? We canvassed the subject awhile

and then concluded it was a ruse, and that the Indians had some better

reason for leaving in a hurry than fears of a flood in such an

exceedingly dry time.

At seven in the evening we went to bed in the second story--with our

clothes on, as usual, and all three in the same bed, for every available

space on the floors, chairs, etc., was in request, and even then there

was barely room for the housing of the inn's guests. An hour later we

were awakened by a great turmoil, and springing out of bed we picked our

way nimbly among the ranks of snoring teamsters on the floor and got to

the front windows of the long room. A glance revealed a strange

spectacle, under the moonlight. The crooked Carson was full to the brim,

and its waters were raging and foaming in the wildest way--sweeping

around the sharp bends at a furious speed, and bearing on their surface a

chaos of logs, brush and all sorts of rubbish. A depression, where its

bed had once been, in other times, was already filling, and in one or two

places the water was beginning to wash over the main bank. Men were

flying hither and thither, bringing cattle and wagons close up to the

house, for the spot of high ground on which it stood extended only some

thirty feet in front and about a hundred in the rear. Close to the old

river bed just spoken of, stood a little log stable, and in this our

horses were lodged.

While we looked, the waters increased so fast in this place that in a few

minutes a torrent was roaring by the little stable and its margin

encroaching steadily on the logs. We suddenly realized that this flood

was not a mere holiday spectacle, but meant damage--and not only to the

small log stable but to the Overland buildings close to the main river,

for the waves had now come ashore and were creeping about the foundations

and invading the great hay-corral adjoining. We ran down and joined the

crowd of excited men and frightened animals. We waded knee-deep into the

log stable, unfastened the horses and waded out almost waist-deep, so

fast the waters increased. Then the crowd rushed in a body to the

hay-corral and began to tumble down the huge stacks of baled hay and roll

the bales up on the high ground by the house. Meantime it was discovered

that Owens, an overland driver, was missing, and a man ran to the large

stable, and wading in, boot-top deep, discovered him asleep in his bed,

awoke him, and waded out again. But Owens was drowsy and resumed his

nap; but only for a minute or two, for presently he turned in his bed,

his hand dropped over the side and came in contact with the cold water!

It was up level with the mattress! He waded out, breast-deep, almost,

and the next moment the sun-burned bricks melted down like sugar and the

big building crumbled to a ruin and was washed away in a twinkling.

At eleven o'clock only the roof of the little log stable was out of

water, and our inn was on an island in mid-ocean. As far as the eye

could reach, in the moonlight, there was no desert visible, but only a

level waste of shining water. The Indians were true prophets, but how

did they get their information? I am not able to answer the question.

We remained cooped up eight days and nights with that curious crew.

Swearing, drinking and card playing were the order of the day, and

occasionally a fight was thrown in for variety. Dirt and vermin--but let

us forget those features; their profusion is simply inconceivable--it is

better that they remain so.

There were two men----however, this chapter is long enough.

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