CHAPTER XXV.

Originally, Nevada was a part of Utah and was called Carson county; and a

pretty large county it was, too. Certain of its valleys produced no end

of hay, and this attracted small colonies of Mormon stock-raisers and

farmers to them. A few orthodox Americans straggled in from California,

but no love was lost between the two classes of colonists. There was

little or no friendly intercourse; each party staid to itself. The

Mormons were largely in the majority, and had the additional advantage of

being peculiarly under the protection of the Mormon government of the

Territory. Therefore they could afford to be distant, and even

peremptory toward their neighbors. One of the traditions of Carson

Valley illustrates the condition of things that prevailed at the time I

speak of. The hired girl of one of the American families was Irish, and

a Catholic; yet it was noted with surprise that she was the only person

outside of the Mormon ring who could get favors from the Mormons. She

asked kindnesses of them often, and always got them. It was a mystery to

everybody. But one day as she was passing out at the door, a large bowie

knife dropped from under her apron, and when her mistress asked for an

explanation she observed that she was going out to "borry a wash-tub from

the Mormons!"

In 1858 silver lodes were discovered in "Carson County," and then the

aspect of things changed. Californians began to flock in, and the

American element was soon in the majority. Allegiance to Brigham Young

and Utah was renounced, and a temporary territorial government for

"Washoe" was instituted by the citizens. Governor Roop was the first and

only chief magistrate of it. In due course of time Congress passed a

bill to organize "Nevada Territory," and President Lincoln sent out

Governor Nye to supplant Roop.

At this time the population of the Territory was about twelve or fifteen

thousand, and rapidly increasing. Silver mines were being vigorously

developed and silver mills erected. Business of all kinds was active and

prosperous and growing more so day by day.

The people were glad to have a legitimately constituted government, but

did not particularly enjoy having strangers from distant States put in

authority over them--a sentiment that was natural enough. They thought

the officials should have been chosen from among themselves from among

prominent citizens who had earned a right to such promotion, and who

would be in sympathy with the populace and likewise thoroughly acquainted

with the needs of the Territory. They were right in viewing the matter

thus, without doubt. The new officers were "emigrants," and that was no

title to anybody's affection or admiration either.

The new government was received with considerable coolness. It was not

only a foreign intruder, but a poor one. It was not even worth plucking

--except by the smallest of small fry office-seekers and such. Everybody

knew that Congress had appropriated only twenty thousand dollars a year

in greenbacks for its support--about money enough to run a quartz mill a

month. And everybody knew, also, that the first year's money was still

in Washington, and that the getting hold of it would be a tedious and

difficult process. Carson City was too wary and too wise to open up a

credit account with the imported bantling with anything like indecent

haste.

There is something solemnly funny about the struggles of a new-born

Territorial government to get a start in this world. Ours had a trying

time of it. The Organic Act and the "instructions" from the State

Department commanded that a legislature should be elected at

such-and-such a time, and its sittings inaugurated at such-and-such a

date. It was easy to get legislators, even at three dollars a day,

although board was four dollars and fifty cents, for distinction has its

charm in Nevada as well as elsewhere, and there were plenty of patriotic

souls out of employment; but to get a legislative hall for them to meet

in was another matter altogether. Carson blandly declined to give a room

rent-free, or let one to the government on credit.

But when Curry heard of the difficulty, he came forward, solitary and

alone, and shouldered the Ship of State over the bar and got her afloat

again. I refer to "Curry--Old Curry--Old Abe Curry." But for him the

legislature would have been obliged to sit in the desert. He offered his

large stone building just outside the capital limits, rent-free, and it

was gladly accepted. Then he built a horse-railroad from town to the

capitol, and carried the legislators gratis.

He also furnished pine benches and chairs for the legislature, and

covered the floors with clean saw-dust by way of carpet and spittoon

combined. But for Curry the government would have died in its tender

infancy. A canvas partition to separate the Senate from the House of

Representatives was put up by the Secretary, at a cost of three dollars

and forty cents, but the United States declined to pay for it. Upon

being reminded that the "instructions" permitted the payment of a liberal

rent for a legislative hall, and that that money was saved to the country

by Mr. Curry's generosity, the United States said that did not alter the

matter, and the three dollars and forty cents would be subtracted from

the Secretary's eighteen hundred dollar salary--and it was!

The matter of printing was from the beginning an interesting feature of

the new government's difficulties. The Secretary was sworn to obey his

volume of written "instructions," and these commanded him to do two

certain things without fail, viz.:

1. Get the House and Senate journals printed; and,

2. For this work, pay one dollar and fifty cents per "thousand" for

composition, and one dollar and fifty cents per "token" for press-work,

in greenbacks.

It was easy to swear to do these two things, but it was entirely

impossible to do more than one of them. When greenbacks had gone down to

forty cents on the dollar, the prices regularly charged everybody by

printing establishments were one dollar and fifty cents per "thousand"

and one dollar and fifty cents per "token," in gold. The "instructions"

commanded that the Secretary regard a paper dollar issued by the

government as equal to any other dollar issued by the government. Hence

the printing of the journals was discontinued. Then the United States

sternly rebuked the Secretary for disregarding the "instructions," and

warned him to correct his ways. Wherefore he got some printing done,

forwarded the bill to Washington with full exhibits of the high prices of

things in the Territory, and called attention to a printed market report

wherein it would be observed that even hay was two hundred and fifty

dollars a ton. The United States responded by subtracting the

printing-bill from the Secretary's suffering salary--and moreover

remarked with dense gravity that he would find nothing in his

"instructions" requiring him to purchase hay!

Nothing in this world is palled in such impenetrable obscurity as a U.S.

Treasury Comptroller's understanding. The very fires of the hereafter

could get up nothing more than a fitful glimmer in it. In the days I

speak of he never could be made to comprehend why it was that twenty

thousand dollars would not go as far in Nevada, where all commodities

ranged at an enormous figure, as it would in the other Territories, where

exceeding cheapness was the rule. He was an officer who looked out for

the little expenses all the time. The Secretary of the Territory kept

his office in his bedroom, as I before remarked; and he charged the

United States no rent, although his "instructions" provided for that item

and he could have justly taken advantage of it (a thing which I would

have done with more than lightning promptness if I had been Secretary

myself). But the United States never applauded this devotion. Indeed, I

think my country was ashamed to have so improvident a person in its

employ.

Those "instructions" (we used to read a chapter from them every morning,

as intellectual gymnastics, and a couple of chapters in Sunday school

every Sabbath, for they treated of all subjects under the sun and had

much valuable religious matter in them along with the other statistics)

those "instructions" commanded that pen-knives, envelopes, pens and

writing-paper be furnished the members of the legislature. So the

Secretary made the purchase and the distribution. The knives cost three

dollars apiece. There was one too many, and the Secretary gave it to the

Clerk of the House of Representatives. The United States said the Clerk

of the House was not a "member" of the legislature, and took that three

dollars out of the Secretary's salary, as usual.

White men charged three or four dollars a "load" for sawing up

stove-wood. The Secretary was sagacious enough to know that the United

States would never pay any such price as that; so he got an Indian to saw

up a load of office wood at one dollar and a half. He made out the usual

voucher, but signed no name to it--simply appended a note explaining that

an Indian had done the work, and had done it in a very capable and

satisfactory way, but could not sign the voucher owing to lack of ability

in the necessary direction. The Secretary had to pay that dollar and a

half. He thought the United States would admire both his economy and his

honesty in getting the work done at half price and not putting a

pretended Indian's signature to the voucher, but the United States did

not see it in that light.

The United States was too much accustomed to employing dollar-and-a-half

thieves in all manner of official capacities to regard his explanation of

the voucher as having any foundation in fact.

But the next time the Indian sawed wood for us I taught him to make a

cross at the bottom of the voucher--it looked like a cross that had been

drunk a year--and then I "witnessed" it and it went through all right.

The United States never said a word. I was sorry I had not made the

voucher for a thousand loads of wood instead of one.

The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic

villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable

pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or two.

That was a fine collection of sovereigns, that first Nevada legislature.

They levied taxes to the amount of thirty or forty thousand dollars and

ordered expenditures to the extent of about a million. Yet they had

their little periodical explosions of economy like all other bodies of

the kind. A member proposed to save three dollars a day to the nation by

dispensing with the Chaplain. And yet that short-sighted man needed the

Chaplain more than any other member, perhaps, for he generally sat with

his feet on his desk, eating raw turnips, during the morning prayer.

The legislature sat sixty days, and passed private tollroad franchises

all the time. When they adjourned it was estimated that every citizen

owned about three franchises, and it was believed that unless Congress

gave the Territory another degree of longitude there would not be room

enough to accommodate the toll-roads. The ends of them were hanging over

the boundary line everywhere like a fringe.

The fact is, the freighting business had grown to such important

proportions that there was nearly as much excitement over suddenly

acquired toll-road fortunes as over the wonderful silver mines.

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