CHAPTER V.

Another night of alternate tranquillity and turmoil. But morning came,

by and by. It was another glad awakening to fresh breezes, vast expanses

of level greensward, bright sunlight, an impressive solitude utterly

without visible human beings or human habitations, and an atmosphere of

such amazing magnifying properties that trees that seemed close at hand

were more than three mile away. We resumed undress uniform, climbed

a-top of the flying coach, dangled our legs over the side, shouted

occasionally at our frantic mules, merely to see them lay their ears back

and scamper faster, tied our hats on to keep our hair from blowing away,

and leveled an outlook over the world-wide carpet about us for things new

and strange to gaze at. Even at this day it thrills me through and

through to think of the life, the gladness and the wild sense of freedom

that used to make the blood dance in my veins on those fine overland

mornings!

Along about an hour after breakfast we saw the first prairie-dog

villages, the first antelope, and the first wolf. If I remember rightly,

this latter was the regular cayote (pronounced ky-o-te) of the farther

deserts. And if it was, he was not a pretty creature or respectable

either, for I got well acquainted with his race afterward, and can speak

with confidence. The cayote is a long, slim, sick and sorry-looking

skeleton, with a gray wolf-skin stretched over it, a tolerably bushy tail

that forever sags down with a despairing expression of forsakenness and

misery, a furtive and evil eye, and a long, sharp face, with slightly

lifted lip and exposed teeth. He has a general slinking expression all

over. The cayote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always

hungry.

He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures

despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede. He is

so spiritless and cowardly that even while his exposed teeth are

pretending a threat, the rest of his face is apologizing for it. And he

is so homely!--so scrawny, and ribby, and coarse-haired, and pitiful.

When he sees you he lifts his lip and lets a flash of his teeth out, and

then turns a little out of the course he was pursuing, depresses his head

a bit, and strikes a long, soft-footed trot through the sage-brush,

glancing over his shoulder at you, from time to time, till he is about

out of easy pistol range, and then he stops and takes a deliberate survey

of you; he will trot fifty yards and stop again--another fifty and stop

again; and finally the gray of his gliding body blends with the gray of

the sage-brush, and he disappears. All this is when you make no

demonstration against him; but if you do, he develops a livelier interest

in his journey, and instantly electrifies his heels and puts such a deal

of real estate between himself and your weapon, that by the time you have

raised the hammer you see that you need a minie rifle, and by the time

you have got him in line you need a rifled cannon, and by the time you

have "drawn a bead" on him you see well enough that nothing but an

unusually long-winded streak of lightning could reach him where he is

now. But if you start a swift-footed dog after him, you will enjoy it

ever so much--especially if it is a dog that has a good opinion of

himself, and has been brought up to think he knows something about speed.

The cayote will go swinging gently off on that deceitful trot of his, and

every little while he will smile a fraudful smile over his shoulder that

will fill that dog entirely full of encouragement and worldly ambition,

and make him lay his head still lower to the ground, and stretch his neck

further to the front, and pant more fiercely, and stick his tail out

straighter behind, and move his furious legs with a yet wilder frenzy,

and leave a broader and broader, and higher and denser cloud of desert

sand smoking behind, and marking his long wake across the level plain!

And all this time the dog is only a short twenty feet behind the cayote,

and to save the soul of him he cannot understand why it is that he cannot

get perceptibly closer; and he begins to get aggravated, and it makes him

madder and madder to see how gently the cayote glides along and never

pants or sweats or ceases to smile; and he grows still more and more

incensed to see how shamefully he has been taken in by an entire

stranger, and what an ignoble swindle that long, calm, soft-footed trot

is; and next he notices that he is getting fagged, and that the cayote

actually has to slacken speed a little to keep from running away from

him--and then that town-dog is mad in earnest, and he begins to strain

and weep and swear, and paw the sand higher than ever, and reach for the

cayote with concentrated and desperate energy. This "spurt" finds him

six feet behind the gliding enemy, and two miles from his friends. And

then, in the instant that a wild new hope is lighting up his face, the

cayote turns and smiles blandly upon him once more, and with a something

about it which seems to say: "Well, I shall have to tear myself away from

you, bub--business is business, and it will not do for me to be fooling

along this way all day"--and forthwith there is a rushing sound, and the

sudden splitting of a long crack through the atmosphere, and behold that

dog is solitary and alone in the midst of a vast solitude!

It makes his head swim. He stops, and looks all around; climbs the

nearest sand-mound, and gazes into the distance; shakes his head

reflectively, and then, without a word, he turns and jogs along back to

his train, and takes up a humble position under the hindmost wagon, and

feels unspeakably mean, and looks ashamed, and hangs his tail at

half-mast for a week. And for as much as a year after that, whenever

there is a great hue and cry after a cayote, that dog will merely glance

in that direction without emotion, and apparently observe to himself,

"I believe I do not wish any of the pie."

The cayote lives chiefly in the most desolate and forbidding desert,

along with the lizard, the jackass-rabbit and the raven, and gets an

uncertain and precarious living, and earns it. He seems to subsist

almost wholly on the carcases of oxen, mules and horses that have dropped

out of emigrant trains and died, and upon windfalls of carrion, and

occasional legacies of offal bequeathed to him by white men who have been

opulent enough to have something better to butcher than condemned army

bacon.

He will eat anything in the world that his first cousins, the

desert-frequenting tribes of Indians will, and they will eat anything

they can bite. It is a curious fact that these latter are the only

creatures known to history who will eat nitro-glycerine and ask for more

if they survive.

The cayote of the deserts beyond the Rocky Mountains has a peculiarly

hard time of it, owing to the fact that his relations, the Indians, are

just as apt to be the first to detect a seductive scent on the desert

breeze, and follow the fragrance to the late ox it emanated from, as he

is himself; and when this occurs he has to content himself with sitting

off at a little distance watching those people strip off and dig out

everything edible, and walk off with it. Then he and the waiting ravens

explore the skeleton and polish the bones. It is considered that the

cayote, and the obscene bird, and the Indian of the desert, testify their

blood kinship with each other in that they live together in the waste

places of the earth on terms of perfect confidence and friendship, while

hating all other creature and yearning to assist at their funerals. He

does not mind going a hundred miles to breakfast, and a hundred and fifty

to dinner, because he is sure to have three or four days between meals,

and he can just as well be traveling and looking at the scenery as lying

around doing nothing and adding to the burdens of his parents.

We soon learned to recognize the sharp, vicious bark of the cayote as it

came across the murky plain at night to disturb our dreams among the

mail-sacks; and remembering his forlorn aspect and his hard fortune, made

shift to wish him the blessed novelty of a long day's good luck and a

limitless larder the morrow.

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