OUR PORTRAIT OF DIEDRICH KNICKERBOCKER.--'Why,' says an esteemed

foreign correspondent, 'have you, in the frontispiece of your

cover, represented the venerable and benevolent author of the right

veritable 'History of New-York' with such a rigid and austere

expression of countenance? Surely, the painter or engraver has belied

his character. I have had his counterfeit presentment for many years

in my mind's eye; and whenever I look at yours, I think, with CHARLES

LAMB, 'Alas! what is _my_ book of his countenance good for, which I

have read so long, and thought I understood its contents, when there

comes your heart-breaking errata,' to rob me of my beau ideal?'

To all this we answer, in the usual Yankee manner, by asking our

friend, if he does not remember, that when DIEDRICH KNICKERBOCKER

was writing his renowned work, at the Columbian Hotel, his literary

labors were often interrupted by his landlady coming into his room,

and 'putting his papers to rights,' in such wise that it took him a

week to find them again? Think of these untimely intrusions, while

the melancholy historian was writing as follows: 'Grievous and very

much to be commiserated is the task of the feeling historian who

writes the history of his native land. * * * I cannot look back on

the happier days of our city, which I now describe, without a sad

dejection of the spirits. With a faltering hand do I withdraw the

curtain of oblivion, that veils the modest merits of our venerable

ancestors, and as their figures rise to my mental vision, humble

myself before the mighty shades. Such are my feelings when I revisit

the family mansions of the KNICKERBOCKERS, and spend a lonely hour in

the chamber where hang the portraits of my forefathers, shrouded in

dust, like the forms they represent. With pious reverence do I gaze

on the countenances of those renowned burghers, who have preceded

me in the steady march of existence; whose sober and temperate

blood now meanders through my veins, flowing slower and slower in

its feeble conduits, until its currents shall soon be stopped for

ever! These, say I to myself, are but frail memorials of the mighty

men who nourished in the days of the patriarchs; but who, alas!

have long since mouldered in that tomb, toward which my footsteps

are insensibly and irresistibly hastening! As I pace the darkened

chamber, and lose myself in melancholy musings, the shadowy images

around me almost seem to steal once more into existence--their

countenances to assume the animation of life--their eyes to pursue

me in every movement! Carried away by the delusions of fancy, I

almost imagine myself surrounded by the shades of the departed, and

holding sweet converse with the worthies of antiquity! Ah, hapless

DIEDRICH! born in a degenerate age, abandoned to the buffetings of

fortune--a stranger and a weary pilgrim in thy native land--blest

with no weeping wife, nor family of helpless children; but doomed

to wander neglected through these crowded streets, and elbowed by

foreign upstarts from those fair abodes, where once thine ancestors

held sovereign empire!' Now we have it from the best authority, that

while these melting sentences were not yet dry upon the paper before

the historian, his pestilent landlady bustled into his apartment, and

after an uneasy stay of a minute or two, began to indulge in oblique

allusions to 'her little bill' for board, and finally observed, that

'she thought it high time somebody had a sight of somebody's money!'

It is at the moment of this inopportune dun, that our sketch is

taken; and who could look benign under such circumstances? Is our

friend answered?

* * * * *

LITERARY RECORD.

THE QUARTERLIES.--We have before us the last North-American, American

Quarterly, and New-York Reviews, and should be gratified to afford

our readers a taste of their several contents; but the tyranny of

space forbids other than a brief reference to some of their more

prominent papers. The '_New-York_' has an admirable article upon the

writings of JEAN PAUL RICHTER, and a laughable and well-reasoned

satire upon 'Dietetic Charlatanry,' or the 'Modern Ethics of Eating.'

In some of the short critical notices, there is less research, and

more flippancy, or mere _ipse dixit_, than might reasonably have been

expected from such a quarter. The number is a good one, natheless,

although inferior to its predecessor. Miss Martineau's 'Society in

America,' Lockhart's Life of Scott, the Military Academy at West

Point, and the poems of Grenville Mellen, are among the reviews of

the _American Quarterly_, which is a large as well as very able

number. In the _North-American_, that philosopher in petticoats,

Miss Martineau, is most happily served up. The irony is keen but

smooth, and the spirit mild, though unflinching. Gallantry has

nothing to do with such a subject. The 'Palmyra Letters' are reviewed

with discrimination, and high but just praise. Of the existence

of 'Miriam, a Dramatic Poem,' we are here for the first time

informed; but the production can scarcely remain long unknown to the

American public. We may refer more in detail to these able American

periodicals, in a subsequent number.

ANIMAL MAGNETISM.--But for the fact that COL. STONE's Letter on

Animal Magnetism, containing an account of a remarkable interview

between the author and Miss LORAINA BRACKETT, of Providence, (R.

I.,) while in a state of somnambulism, is the theme of conversation

and newspaper comment, in every section of the country, we should be

tempted to occupy three or four of these pages with the extraordinary

facts therein narrated. As it is, we shall simply run the risk of

being the first to apprize some half dozen American, and an hundred

or two foreign readers, that the work records, in easy and exciting

detail, an imaginary visit of Miss BRACKETT to this city, while

in a state of somnambulism, portions of which she describes with

astonishing accuracy; that she accompanies the author to his own

house, where she describes, with wonderful minuteness, localities,

furniture, pictures, etc.--and all this, without ever having been in

New-York in her life, or hearing or knowing any thing in relation

to the scenes and objects visible to her mind's eye! We are not

believers in animal magnetism--oh, no! Yet we are not exactly

skeptics, either. A '_state of betweenity_' aptly expresses our

situation in regard to these strange matters.

A NEW THEORY OR ANIMAL MAGNETISM.--Since the above was placed in

type, Messrs. WILEY AND PUTNAM have issued a coarsish volume, of

some two hundred and twenty pages, entitled, 'Exposition of a New

Theory of Animal Magnetism, with a Key to its Mysteries: Demonstrated

by Experiments with the most celebrated Somnambulists in America;'

together with 'Strictures' upon the Letter noticed above. By C. F.

DURANT. At the present writing hereof, we have but time and room

to say, that so far as we have advanced in the work, Mr. DURANT

seems to be probing the whole matter quite thoroughly, and to have

recorded his proceedings in a style of laughable mock-irony, though

in language generally not a little careless, and sometimes--shade

of Priscian!--sadly ungrammatical; the result, doubtless, of hasty

publication.

PICKWICK.--Mr. JAMES TURNEY, JR., 55 Gold-street, is publishing in

numbers, as they appear in England, the Pickwick Papers, with copies

of CRUIKSHANK's spirited illustrations. Some of the engravings are

cleverly executed, while others are miserable enough. The numbers,

however, are very cheaply afforded, and meet with a wide and rapid

sale; the exceeding small coterie of anti-Pickwickians--who have

no conception of the burlesque or humorous, and care little for

a hearty laugh, that most innocent of diuretics--to the contrary

notwithstanding. A southern critic has gravely attempted to show that

the old twaddler, Pickwick, does not act and converse as such a man

should! He reminds us of the systematic tailor at Laputa, who took

Gulliver's altitude by a quadrant, and then with rule and compasses

described the dimensions and outlines of his whole body, all which

he entered upon paper, and in due time brought back his clothes

ill made, having mistaken a figure in the calculation. The idea of

subjecting 'Pickvick' and 'Samivel Veller' to a regular standard of

criticism!

'MATHEMATICAL MISCELLANY.'--This unpretending but well-conducted and

valuable periodical, issued at Flushing, Long Island, is gradually

winning its way to merited distinction. In a cursory examination

of the recent numbers, we observe that many of its contributors

are 'men of mark' and science, in various sections of the country;

and that so strong is the feeling in its favor, that several

eminent mathematicians have associated together to prevent its

discontinuance, in any contingency. Prof. GILL, of the Institute

at Flushing, sustains, and ably, its editorial responsibilities.

It contains upward of seventy large pages, and is published

semi-annually, at the low price of two dollars per annum.

GAZETTEER OF MISSOURI.--The Brothers' HARPER have published, in a

large and handsome volume, of some three hundred and eighty pages,

'A Gazetteer of the State of Missouri: with a Map of the State, from

the office of the Surveyor General, including the latest Additions

and Surveys.' The compiler, ALPHONSO WETMORE, Esq., of Missouri, has

performed his task with signal ability; and his spirited frontier

sketches, a specimen of which may be found elsewhere in these pages,

evince, that his talents are not alone confined to statistics and

business facts. A frontispiece, engraved on steel, adds to the

attractions of the volume.

A TREATISE ON ASTRONOMY: ILLUSTRATED BY MAPS AND PLATES. By Mrs.

L. H. TYLER, Middletown, (Conn.)--When ladies come into the field

of competition for literary honors and scientific research, it

behooves us to treat them with gallantry. But in this instance, the

lady has little need of favor; for her work may fairly challenge

comparison with the best efforts of the male tribe. It is a right

down sturdy, lucid, well-executed, and thorough treatise; 'not a mere

compilation,' as Professor SMITH of the University of Middletown

says, 'but bearing throughout the impress of the author's own mind.

Professor SMITH hazards nothing in predicting, that it will be

extensively adopted as a text-book in our high schools and academies.

UNPUBLISHED POEMS OF J. HUNTINGTON BRIGHT, ESQ.--We have recently

given several articles of poetry from the unpublished MSS. of the

late J. HUNTINGTON BRIGHT, and shall present others hereafter. 'The

Dying Boy,' however, in preceding pages, was originally published,

some years since, as we understand, in the 'Albany Argus.' It

deserves, notwithstanding, a more permanent record than the columns

of a newspaper; and we take pleasure in transferring so beautiful a

gem to our casket.

'VAN TASSEL HOUSE.'--Mr. CLOVER, at 294 Broadway, has issued a very

pretty colored lithograph of this charming country-seat of WASHINGTON

IRVING, at Tarrytown; the same, as we are given to understand,

that was occupied, many years ago, by old BALTUS VAN TASSEL, and

his blooming daughter Katrine, and the scene of Ichabod Crane's

world-renowned adventures.

.*. OUR theatrical critiques for the month, although in type,

are unavoidably deferred until the next number.

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Transcriber's Note:

Obvious typographical errors were repaired.

P. 423 and 424: Large braces spanning multiple poetry lines on the

right were changed to per-line braces on the left, to accommodate the

widest variety of reading formats.

P. 441 (text file only): "like raine in ye sunshine;" "ye" in the

original appears as a "y" with a superscript "e"--an archaic form of

"the."

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