CHAPTER XVIII

VIENTIANE AND BACK TO HANOÏ

We were off again soon after dawn, by a road instead of a trail, a wide

road that is by this time no doubt “automobilable,” though a car could

hardly have gone over it then even if one could have reached it, an

execrable new road of five hours of incessant _montagnes russes_,

constant ups and downs, and sadly in need of the shading tree-tops of

the narrow trail. The prince and I left the coolies far behind before

this torture was ended. The French are gradually pushing a highway from

Vientiane to Luang Prabang, and the last few miles of this unfinished

portion still had high earth pillars left in the cuttings to show how

much was due the contractors whose coolies had excavated them with

handbaskets. I lunched with the Frenchman in charge of the

road-building, whose Annamese companion had recently given him another

hostage to fortune, in a house on a hilltop overlooking a great vista,

that in some ways resembled a South American hacienda. Here I took leave

of the prince, who had changed his mind and decided not to go on to

Vientiane. It was plain that he would have given much to do so, but

evidently either the French or the king, or both, had him under strict

discipline. A miserable Ford, that had been waiting for me since the day

before in order that my hurried trip should be crowned with success,

cranked up, and at two we chugged away in great heat over the last 106

kilometers to Vientiane.

There was nothing of interest to me on this last ride, though there

would have been for one who had not made the delightful overland trip.

The people were much less attractive nearer what we are pleased to call

civilization, especially the road-gangs. Half-way in we met the big

automobile of the chief ruler of Laos, sent to find what had become of

me, thanks to a strong but unwarranted suspicion that the Ford had

broken down. Thereafter the view of the surrounding landscape was as

from an airplane, and I reached Vientiane in time for a glimpse of it

before dark, and dinner with the cream of the large French colony—with

children as scarce as elsewhere.

Vieng-chan, which under the French has become Vientiane, is a place of

former glory and power of the Tai race, capital of another of those

kingdoms of earlier days. Its last great period of prosperity was

between 1628 and 1652, after which civil wars dispersed its power and

Luang Prabang declared its independence, though even in the eighteenth

century it was still powerful. Then, in 1828, the Siamese destroyed the

city, carried off and dispersed the people, and it has never been

rebuilt. In 1893, when a treaty with Siam gave all Laos, all the land

east of the Mekong and some west of it, to France, Vieng-chan became the

French capital of Laos, as Luang Prabang is the chief native center.

Formerly Vientiane had a hundred and twenty magnificent temples, so well

built that, in addition to many ruins lost in the bush, some still

remain symmetrical and perfect in general form, though their beams have

rotted away and the masonry has been exposed to tropical sun and rain

for a century. There are some striking doors giving entrance to roofless

ruins; within the falling shell of a temple near the _Résidence_, in

which I was lord of all I surveyed because of the absence of the

“résuper,” two big Buddhas sit in the infinitely patient attitude of the

East, though the rains fall and the sun beats down upon their

coiled-serpent-covered heads, while the vegetation piously strives to

clothe and hold them together as the mud and stone of which they are

made crumble bit by bit away.

Perhaps there is really nothing incongruous about Buddhist priests in

bright-yellow robes riding the latest style of bicycle, or even about

women who, wearing only a kind of skirt, with at most a thin gay scarf

thrown hastily over the breasts, indulge in the same frivolous form of

locomotion. But these things are likely to catch the attention of the

visitor to Vientiane, at least during his first day there. Though the

French have brought a few automobiles, the humped-ox cart—a curious cart

with a movable axle and huge wheels higher than a man—is still the more

common type of conveyance. Vientiane has an avenue of flamboyants of

which it is justly proud, and a lot of good French residences, with a

pleasant woodsy atmosphere out of keeping with the solemn air of French

officialdom.

Siam lies just across the river, and here the same race lives on both

sides of the Mekong, though the Laosians on the other bank rarely come

over to work for the French. From Muongyu onward all the men had worn

their hair pompadour; at about the place the last Ford picked me up even

the women, no doubt influenced by their Siamese sisters across the

river, rather than by any world-wide movement to do away with the chief

glory of the sex, took to cutting their hair man-fashion. At Vientiane

the women on both sides of the Mekong have these absurd Siamese

hair-cuts, each hair standing on end as if the eyes beneath it had seen

a whole flock of ghosts, and as they also chew betel-nut to make

themselves still more repulsive it does not matter that one can rarely

tell the two sexes apart.

The steamer of the Messageries Fluviales got stuck on a sand-bank just

as its picturesque Corsican captain was moving up to take on his

passengers, so that I not only had the residence of the chief ruler of

Laos entirely to myself for nearly twenty-four hours, but was able to

take in all the sights and meet nearly all the hospitable French

residents. The boat got away at 2:30 and was off down the river, leaving

me behind after all my strenuous exertion to overtake it. But that did

not matter, for the thoughtful French had planned it that way, so that

their distinguished guest might finish his siesta and spend no more time

than necessary on the uncomfortable craft. About four some of them

leisurely set out with me by automobile and put me on board at a stop

made for my especial benefit as far down-stream as the road then reached

beyond Vientiane.

That afternoon we touched Siam and finally tied up at a place called

Ban-along, where I slept well only because there happened to be room to

set up my cot on deck, until we pushed off again at three in the

morning. All day we steamed down the Mekong between Indo-China and

Siamese jungles, now and then stopping at the French or at the farther

bank. After the manner of the aggressive West, the French claim all the

Mekong and allow no Siamese steamers on it. For centuries the Siamese

and Chinese had most of the trade with Laos, which came and went by way

of Siam; now the French are gradually diverting it, illustrating another

of the advantages of protecting backward countries. No small amount of

smuggling still goes on, especially in opium, and mainly engineered by

the wily Chinese. Once some Laosian opium-smugglers who had tied up for

the night at the Siamese bank were arrested by the Siamese police. The

French, in keeping with their claim to the entire stream, made this a

serious “diplomatic incident,” and to-day the Siamese can do nothing

against smugglers and similar lawbreakers until they actually step

ashore with their loot.

A fierce storm at dark on the second day drove us up against the Siamese

bank again, at a place that seemed to be called Ban-naqué, but we were

off once more at daylight and pulled into Thakek while it was sitting

down to its midday meal. There an automobile that had been sent over the

mountains from Vinh was ready to carry me off at once, but there was

time to spare and interest enough in this frontier post so that I

decided to stay out the day. The chief French official was languid with

fever and bored with life. The head of the police, on the other hand,

with a still larger native family, seemed to enjoy this placid tropical

existence, and when the sun began to show an appreciable decline he

called a queer-looking official craft and took me across the river to

Lakhone in Siam, the first time I had actually set foot in that

progressive land in nearly twenty years. As far at least as this

frontier village was concerned there did not seem to be any great

change. The natives were of the same race and similar customs as those

of Thakek, but had an air about them of saying inwardly, “Well, at least

we are not subject to French nagging.” The difference between them and

their cousins across the river must be much like that between a bachelor

and a henpecked husband—and their communal housekeeping bore out the

same analogy. Leg-irons seemed to be no detriment to prisoners who

wished to run after us and beg money to buy opium, neither of which

things would be permitted their fellows in French territory, at least

within sight of Europeans. On the other hand there is less active

unkindness to prisoners on the French side.

There were a few games of tennis in Thakek when the sun was low, with

even two or three white women among the players, and next morning

comfortably after six I was off for Annam. A native secretary of the

ruler-in-chief of Laos diffidently shared the back seat of the big open

car with me, and the Annamese chauffeur of course had his assistant,

confidant, and water-boy, for your Oriental driver will not go without

company, be it only to have some one as a receptacle for his

conversation. It had rained and there was much skidding between Thakek

and Nakai; in fact at that time of year automobiles usually cannot get

through, and ours was the last one that did before that season’s rains

settled down in earnest. I had never been sure of getting back to Annam

by this route—until I got there. Had it become impassable as early as

usual I might have gone on down the Mekong by the incommodious

Messageries Fluviales clear to Pnom Penh in Cambodia, with a bit of

railway about some falls, and made all the journey from Saïgon to Hanoï

over again, unless I could have crossed the mountains from Savannakhet,

by a road still less likely to be “automobilable” in the rainy season.

We turned up in time for lunch at a mountain shack in dense forest in

which the “résuper” of Laos and his wife, about the most delightful

people I met in Indo-China, were roughing it for a few days with their

small son. I trust that the reader has not confounded Laos with Luang

Prabang, which is merely the largest and most western division of it,

its lone king decidedly subordinate to this lean and competent Frenchman

whose palatial _Résidence_ I had occupied in Vientiane. Besides Luang

Prabang and the 5^{me} Territoire that goes with it, and spacious

Tran-ninh of Xieng Khuang, there are half a dozen other divisions in

this sparsely settled territory ruled over by my _déjeuner_ host across

the plain board camp-table.

The secretary and even the extra chauffeur remained at the camp, as I

should have done for the rest of that Sunday myself had I suspected how

good the road still was from there on. Besides, an elephant-hunt was at

its height near-by, an unusually large herd having been discovered

almost within shouting-distance of where we sat. In Siam it is forbidden

to kill elephants, because they all belong to the king. So they do in

theory also in Laos, or at least in Luang Prabang, but with the French

ruling over it and the Chinese ready to pay high prices for tusks, the

sacredness of the king’s protégés is limited. In Canton we wondered

where the carvers of myriad ornaments got all their ivory, rather

suspecting them of relations with the local slaughter-house; in Laos one

wonders where the hunters find sale for so many tusks. I heard much

concerning the life of this region during that convivial _déjeuner_.

Elands abound, and there are great herds of gaur, that wild cattle-like

survivor from an earlier age which seems to be found nowhere else, a

red-brown beast weighing on the average two thousand kilograms. There

were at the camp half a dozen heads of this animal, shot within the past

day or two, the foreheads unnaturally high, the female horns closer

together than those of the male. The birds of these parts build no nests

in the trees, because the monkeys, especially the black long-armed

gibbons, steal their eggs. On the other hand partridge and quail, after

building their nests in holes in the ground, roost in the trees as a

protection against serpents.

I thought often of that _résident_ of a Cambodian province who broke

five ribs by running into a deer, as we raced on eastward by a

forest-walled road as unpeopled as if it had been built for my especial

use, bounding every little while over bridges held by vine and

woven-bamboo cables, the bridges themselves merely a larger form of

wickerwork or basketry. To my astonishment and, I am sure, to that of

the chauffeur also, we had no difficulty in making the entire run from

Thakek to Vinh in a single day, though it had not been certain that we

could even make it in two, and a day later we might not have been able

to make it at all. But even nature seemed to take an interest in my

record-breaking trip, and we were agreeably surprised to find

astonishingly dry parts of the road which should have been sloughs of

despondency. It was still only a little after noon when we halted at the

village _sala_ that had been officially chosen as my night’s

stopping-place, just long enough to tell the servants that their guest

was flying onward.

Soon afterward we picked up a Chinese merchant from Yünnanfu, whose

mandarin was nearly enough like that of Peking so that I astonished him

by managing a meager conversation in his own tongue. He had two

bullock-carts loaded with tigers—everything except the flesh—and many

deer-horns, all valuable in the medicine-shops of his native land,

especially the tiger-claws, to be powdered and drunk in wine by the

faint-hearted, if I fully understood him. At the pace his native Jehus

were making he would have been from ten days to a fortnight in reaching

Vinh. I am notably softhearted, so when he and the chauffeur joined in

coaxing me to let the Celestial go along with us, it seemed so much like

making a man a present of ten days of life, more precious than money,

that I succumbed—and for my pains was cramped for the rest of the trip

into the off front seat, the left of course, usually occupied by the

assistant chauffeur. The Chinese showed all signs of glee, even though

he was of a race to whom ten days is no more than five hours, and paying

off his simple Laosian bullock-drivers, he began loading his moth-eaten

trophies into the car. I had miscalculated the loads, or fancied he

would throw most of the worthless stuff away in order to ride with us;

but no, indeed—I began to wonder whether he was even going to try to

tuck the bullock-carts away in our maltreated conveyance. Of course the

chauffeur got a nice little thing out of it—in fact he as much as said

so in his hybrid Annamese-French, with a subtle hint that for this favor

he did not expect me to tip him at the end of the run—and I have no

doubt that all this had been cooked up between them when bullock-carts

and automobile met two days before a few miles farther west. That would

explain the extraordinary occurrence of leaving the assistant chauffeur

behind; probably he eventually got his share of the grateful Yünnanese’s

gratuity, for walking back to Vinh during the rainy season.

[Illustration: This ancient monument in Vientiane, French capital of

Laos, is the most curious remnant of its regal days]

[Illustration: A door of a ruined palace or temple of Vientiane]

[Illustration: Within the ruined temple the Buddhas sit, in the

infinitely patient attitude of the East, crumbling away under the rains

and disappearing beneath the encroaching jungle]

[Illustration: Though the French have brought automobiles to Vientiane,

this ancient form of conveyance still predominates]

There were some coffee plantations, among corn and rubber-trees, that

afternoon, the largest of them belonging to the man whom I had met at

Cuarao on the outward trip; but he was not at home—this home, at least.

We had already begun dropping down out of the great Annamese chain, the

road in places a serpentine succession of descending curves

magnificently framed in vine-clothed forest and precipices, and by three

we were back in Annam again, another world, with its groves of slender

_aréquiers_ climbed by betel-vines, its many villages surrounded by high

thick bamboo hedges, its water-buffaloes of elephant and albino colors,

its tombs and grave-mounds, its _bacs_ and rice-fields, its joss-houses

and red-saliva-splotched roads, its myriad people in parasol-hats,

diamond-shaped breast-covers, necklaces of grains of gold, black

cheese-cloth overcoats, gowns of the color of tobacco-juice, its endless

files of pole-carrying coolies of both sexes and all ages; in thinly

populated Laos the battle with hunger is not so keen that children need

to begin their labors so early.

The Chinese and his tigers got off in the outskirts of Vinh, lest the

government hear of the misuse of its official transportation, and the

air was still more reminiscent of afternoon than of evening when I

entered the same room of the French-Spanish hotel I had occupied when I

first came northward along the Mandarin Road three months before. The

chauffeur had protested that his orders were to drive me to the

_Résidence_, but I felt that I had been overdoing French colonial

hospitality, now that it was possible to provide for myself. Yet I was

forced to dine with the _résident_ who had driven me away toward Xieng

Khuang twenty days back, and he and his wife succeeded in convincing me

that they were really disappointed because I had not come to occupy the

palatial room they had once more prepared for me. For one can have no

secrets in Indo-China. The incessant telegraph keeps one’s doings more

in the public, or at least the official, eye than does the most flagrant

of our yellow journals, and barely had I passed the village _sala_ that

had been officially chosen as my stopping-place that night than a

telegram had warned the _résident_ that the wild American was again

breaking records.

In early May the Vinh-to-Hanoï landscape is a sea of ripening rice from

which those great black-gray rock hills of strange form and varied

strata stand forth like fantastic islands. I cannot remember ever having

endured a hotter day than that train-ride. This was the hottest time of

the year, just before the summer rains, utterly cloudless and often

without the slightest breeze. With June come torrential downpours and

cooler weather. There was a wind that day, but it happened to be blowing

in the same direction in which I was traveling. Going south would

probably have been pleasant riding; going north was intermittent

torture. When we stopped, as fortunately we did often and sometimes for

fairly long periods, the breeze from the south made life quite

agreeable; but as long as the train was moving, sweat poured forth as

from a fountain. Even when it blew to advantage the wind was as if it

came off a red-hot stove, and all day long there was not a fleck of

cloud in the sky to temper the wicked sunshine. Cattle lolled in groups

under the trees; water-buffaloes, if they were to be seen at all,

squatted in their mud-holes; but though “citadels” were waffle-irons and

the highway a burning strand, men and women in their broad hats and

coppery-brown garments still trotted in endless files along it and the

by-roads that were mere thin lines drawn in a vast expanse of greenery;

for rice must be had for hungry mouths no matter what the weather.

[Illustration: Endpaper]

[Illustration: Century VAGABOND BOOKS of TRAVEL]

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● Fixed typos; non-standard spelling and dialect retained.

● Enclosed italics font in _underscores_.

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