Uncle Wellington's Wives

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Uncle Wellington Braboy was so deeply absorbed in thought as he walked

slowly homeward from the weekly meeting of the Union League, that he let

his pipe go out, a fact of which he remained oblivious until he had

reached the little frame house in the suburbs of Patesville, where he

lived with aunt Milly, his wife. On this particular occasion the club

had been addressed by a visiting brother from the North, Professor

Patterson, a tall, well-formed mulatto, who wore a perfectly fitting

suit of broadcloth, a shiny silk hat, and linen of dazzling

whiteness,--in short, a gentleman of such distinguished appearance that

the doors and windows of the offices and stores on Front Street were

filled with curious observers as he passed through that thoroughfare in

the early part of the day. This polished stranger was a traveling

organizer of Masonic lodges, but he also claimed to be a high officer in

the Union League, and had been invited to lecture before the local

chapter of that organization at Patesville.

The lecture had been largely attended, and uncle* Wellington Braboy had

occupied a seat just in front of the platform. The subject of the

lecture was "The Mental, Moral, Physical, Political, Social, and

Financial Improvement of the Negro Race in America," a theme much dwelt

upon, with slight variations, by colored orators. For to this struggling

people, then as now, the problem of their uncertain present and their

doubtful future was the chief concern of life. The period was the

hopeful one. The Federal Government retained some vestige of authority

in the South, and the newly emancipated race cherished the delusion that

under the Constitution, that enduring rock on which our liberties are

founded, and under the equal laws it purported to guarantee, they would

enter upon the era of freedom and opportunity which their Northern

friends had inaugurated with such solemn sanctions. The speaker pictured

in eloquent language the state of ideal equality and happiness enjoyed

by colored people at the North: how they sent their children to school

with the white children; how they sat by white people in the churches

and theatres, ate with them in the public restaurants, and buried their

dead in the same cemeteries. The professor waxed eloquent with the

development of his theme, and, as a finishing touch to an alluring

picture, assured the excited audience that the intermarriage of the

races was common, and that he himself had espoused a white woman.

Uncle Wellington Braboy was a deeply interested listener. He had heard

something of these facts before, but his information had always come in

such vague and questionable shape that he had paid little attention to

it. He knew that the Yankees had freed the slaves, and that runaway

negroes had always gone to the North to seek liberty; any such equality,

however, as the visiting brother had depicted, was more than uncle

Wellington had ever conceived as actually existing anywhere in the

world. At first he felt inclined to doubt the truth of the speaker's

statements; but the cut of his clothes, the eloquence of his language,

and the flowing length of his whiskers, were so far superior to anything

uncle Wellington had ever met among the colored people of his native

State, that he felt irresistibly impelled to the conviction that nothing

less than the advantages claimed for the North by the visiting brother

could have produced such an exquisite flower of civilization. Any

lingering doubts uncle Wellington may have felt were entirely dispelled

by the courtly bow and cordial grasp of the hand with which the visiting

brother acknowledged the congratulations showered upon him by the

audience at the close of his address.

The more uncle Wellington's mind dwelt upon the professor's speech, the

more attractive seemed the picture of Northern life presented. Uncle

Wellington possessed in large measure the imaginative faculty so freely

bestowed by nature upon the race from which the darker half of his blood

was drawn. He had indulged in occasional day-dreams of an ideal state of

social equality, but his wildest flights of fancy had never located it

nearer than heaven, and he had felt some misgivings about its practical

working even there. Its desirability he had never doubted, and the

speech of the evening before had given a local habitation and a name to

the forms his imagination had bodied forth. Giving full rein to his

fancy, he saw in the North a land flowing with milk and honey,--a land

peopled by noble men and beautiful women, among whom colored men and

women moved with the ease and grace of acknowledged right. Then he

placed himself in the foreground of the picture. What a fine figure he

would have made in the world if he had been born at the free North! He

imagined himself dressed like the professor, and passing the

contribution-box in a white church; and most pleasant of his dreams, and

the hardest to realize as possible, was that of the gracious white lady

he might have called wife. Uncle Wellington was a mulatto, and his

features were those of his white father, though tinged with the hue of

his mother's race; and as he lifted the kerosene lamp at evening, and

took a long look at his image in the little mirror over the mantelpiece,

he said to himself that he was a very good-looking man, and could have

adorned a much higher sphere in life than that in which the accident of

birth had placed him. He fell asleep and dreamed that he lived in a

two-story brick house, with a spacious flower garden in front, the whole

inclosed by a high iron fence; that he kept a carriage and servants, and

never did a stroke of work. This was the highest style of living in

Patesville, and he could conceive of nothing finer.

Uncle Wellington slept later than usual the next morning, and the

sunlight was pouring in at the open window of the bedroom, when his

dreams were interrupted by the voice of his wife, in tones meant to be

harsh, but which no ordinary degree of passion could rob of their native

unctuousness.

"Git up f'm dere, you lazy, good-fuh-nuffin' nigger! Is you gwine ter

sleep all de mawnin'? I 's ti'ed er dis yer runnin' 'roun' all night an'

den sleepin' all day. You won't git dat tater patch hoed ovuh ter-day

'less'n you git up f'm dere an' git at it."

Uncle Wellington rolled over, yawned cavernously, stretched himself, and

with a muttered protest got out of bed and put on his clothes. Aunt

Milly had prepared a smoking breakfast of hominy and fried bacon, the

odor of which was very grateful to his nostrils.

"Is breakfus' done ready?" he inquired, tentatively, as he came into the

kitchen and glanced at the table.

"No, it ain't ready, an' 't ain't gwine ter be ready 'tel you tote dat

wood an' water in," replied aunt Milly severely, as she poured two

teacups of boiling water on two tablespoonfuls of ground coffee.

Uncle Wellington went down to the spring and got a pail of water, after

which he brought in some oak logs for the fire place and some lightwood

for kindling. Then he drew a chair towards the table and started to sit

down.

"Wonduh what 's de matter wid you dis mawnin' anyhow," remarked aunt

Milly. "You must 'a' be'n up ter some devilment las' night, fer yo'

recommemb'ance is so po' dat you fus' fergit ter git up, an' den fergit

ter wash yo' face an' hands fo' you set down ter de table. I don' 'low

nobody ter eat at my table dat a-way."

"I don' see no use 'n washin' 'em so much," replied Wellington wearily.

"Dey gits dirty ag'in right off, an' den you got ter wash 'em ovuh

ag'in; it 's jes' pilin' up wuk what don' fetch in nuffin'. De dirt don'

show nohow, 'n' I don' see no advantage in bein' black, ef you got to

keep on washin' yo' face 'n' han's jes' lack w'ite folks." He

nevertheless performed his ablutions in a perfunctory way, and resumed

his seat at the breakfast-table.

"Ole 'oman," he asked, after the edge of his appetite had been taken

off, "how would you lack ter live at de Norf?"

"I dunno nuffin' 'bout de Norf," replied aunt Milly. "It 's hard 'nuff

ter git erlong heah, whar we knows all erbout it."

"De brother what 'dressed de meetin' las' night say dat de wages at de

Norf is twicet ez big ez dey is heah."

"You could make a sight mo' wages heah ef you 'd 'ten' ter yo' wuk

better," replied aunt Milly.

Uncle Wellington ignored this personality, and continued, "An' he say de

cullud folks got all de privileges er de w'ite folks,--dat dey chillen

goes ter school tergedder, dat dey sets on same seats in chu'ch, an'

sarves on jury, 'n' rides on de kyars an' steamboats wid de w'ite folks,

an' eats at de fus' table."

"Dat 'u'd suit you," chuckled aunt Milly, "an' you 'd stay dere fer de

secon' table, too. How dis man know 'bout all dis yer foolis'ness?" she

asked incredulously.

"He come f'm de Norf," said uncle Wellington, "an' he 'speunced it all

hisse'f."

"Well, he can't make me b'lieve it," she rejoined, with a shake of her

head.

"An' you would n' lack ter go up dere an' 'joy all dese privileges?"

asked uncle Wellington, with some degree of earnestness.

The old woman laughed until her sides shook. "Who gwine ter take me up

dere?" she inquired.

"You got de money yo'se'f."

"I ain' got no money fer ter was'e," she replied shortly, becoming

serious at once; and with that the subject was dropped.

Uncle Wellington pulled a hoe from under the house, and took his way

wearily to the potato patch. He did not feel like working, but aunt

Milly was the undisputed head of the establishment, and he did not dare

to openly neglect his work.

In fact, he regarded work at any time as a disagreeable necessity to be

avoided as much as possible.

His wife was cast in a different mould. Externally she would have

impressed the casual observer as a neat, well-preserved, and

good-looking black woman, of middle age, every curve of whose ample

figure--and her figure was all curves--was suggestive of repose. So far

from being indolent, or even deliberate in her movements, she was the

most active and energetic woman in the town. She went through the

physical exercises of a prayer-meeting with astonishing vigor. It was

exhilarating to see her wash a shirt, and a study to watch her do it up.

A quick jerk shook out the dampened garment; one pass of her ample palm

spread it over the ironing-board, and a few well-directed strokes with

the iron accomplished what would have occupied the ordinary laundress

for half an hour.

To this uncommon, and in uncle Wellington's opinion unnecessary and

unnatural activity, his own habits were a steady protest. If aunt Milly

had been willing to support him in idleness, he would have acquiesced

without a murmur in her habits of industry. This she would not do, and,

moreover, insisted on his working at least half the time. If she had

invested the proceeds of her labor in rich food and fine clothing, he

might have endured it better; but to her passion for work was added a

most detestable thrift. She absolutely refused to pay for Wellington's

clothes, and required him to furnish a certain proportion of the family

supplies. Her savings were carefully put by, and with them she had

bought and paid for the modest cottage which she and her husband

occupied. Under her careful hand it was always neat and clean; in summer

the little yard was gay with bright-colored flowers, and woe to the

heedless pickaninny who should stray into her yard and pluck a rose or a

verbena! In a stout oaken chest under her bed she kept a capacious

stocking, into which flowed a steady stream of fractional currency. She

carried the key to this chest in her pocket, a proceeding regarded by

uncle Wellington with no little disfavor. He was of the opinion--an

opinion he would not have dared to assert in her presence--that his

wife's earnings were his own property; and he looked upon this stocking

as a drunkard's wife might regard the saloon which absorbed her

husband's wages.

Uncle Wellington hurried over the potato patch on the morning of the

conversation above recorded, and as soon as he saw aunt Milly go away

with a basket of clothes on her head, returned to the house, put on his

coat, and went uptown.

He directed his steps to a small frame building fronting on the main

street of the village, at a point where the street was intersected by

one of the several creeks meandering through the town, cooling the air,

providing numerous swimming-holes for the amphibious small boy, and

furnishing water-power for grist-mills and saw-mills. The rear of the

building rested on long brick pillars, built up from the bottom of the

steep bank of the creek, while the front was level with the street. This

was the office of Mr. Matthew Wright, the sole representative of the

colored race at the bar of Chinquapin County. Mr. Wright came of an "old

issue" free colored family, in which, though the negro blood was present

in an attenuated strain, a line of free ancestry could be traced beyond

the Revolutionary War. He had enjoyed exceptional opportunities, and

enjoyed the distinction of being the first, and for a long time the only

colored lawyer in North Carolina. His services were frequently called

into requisition by impecunious people of his own race; when they had

money they went to white lawyers, who, they shrewdly conjectured, would

have more influence with judge or jury than a colored lawyer, however

able.

Uncle Wellington found Mr. Wright in his office. Having inquired after

the health of the lawyer's family and all his relations in detail, uncle

Wellington asked for a professional opinion.

"Mistah Wright, ef a man's wife got money, whose money is dat befo' de

law--his'n er her'n?"

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