THE TWO-WHEELED MYSTERY
The Secretary came in with a very grave face one morning after having
had a long talk with the German Chancellor.
“Do you know, Jack,” he said, “I think the German Government intends
to declare war on us, and I would not be a bit surprised if she
proposes to strike first and declare afterwards. Their newspapers,
and they are all inspired by the Government, you know, are working
up a strong anti-American feeling, and this I think is done in order
that when they do strike the Government may have the entire country
back of it. Have you noticed, too, that they are constantly increasing
the guard around the Embassy, which is either to save us or to catch
us? Is it possible that your nonsense has got anything to do with all
this? By Jove, Jack, I think it is about time that you told me what
you are up to.”
Edestone considered for a moment. “When you tell me that you are
absolutely certain that they are going to strike, I will tell you,
William, and not before. You know enough now, however, to realize that
those soldiers outside are to catch and not protect. It is me that they
want, though, and not you. Your position is perfectly safe and
unassailable so long as you do not know too much.”
That ended the discussion for the time, but Lawrence came in one night
in a state of great excitement. He had just seen some woman who, he
rather intimated, was a little bit fond of him, and who was also very
closely connected with certain high officials. She had told him, he
said, apparently joking although he knew she was in earnest, that she
hoped her pretty boy would not mix up with this man Edestone, or he
might get into trouble too.
“‘They are only allowing us to stay in Berlin,’ she said, ‘until they
get you, Jack,’” declared Lawrence, “and then we will have to go, the
whole lot of us.”
In the meantime things were going from bad to worse. The Secretary was
getting more and more anxious. Reports of all kinds kept coming in from
all sides. Americans were being insulted in the street. The officers at
the clubs were a little more arrogant in their studied politeness
toward Edestone and his associates, the younger officers even taunting
Lawrence with having to leave his girl in Berlin and go back to
cow-punching.
Finally one of the papers reported that the entire American fleet was
collecting at Hampton Roads, that all the German boats in New York had
been dismantled by force, and broadly suggested that the Yankees were
about to strike first and apologize afterward.
However, there came a slight rift in the clouds. Coming back one
morning after a conference with the Chancellor, Jones was all smiles.
“Well, we are all right for a little while at least,” he announced.
“The Chancellor has just informed me that the Emperor has decided to
see you, Edestone, and he wishes to inspect here, at the Embassy,
anything that you may like to show him. The Chancellor intimated that
it would depend entirely upon your attitude on this occasion whether or
not your mission to Europe was a failure or a brilliant success.”
“And when is he coming?” asked Edestone quickly.
Jones grinned. “With his usual impetuosity, he has selected tonight,
and will pay the Embassy a formal call at nine o’clock, after the
celebration at the Palace in honour of the birthday of one of the Royal
princes.”
Edestone was delighted with the prospect of some action at last, but he
had long since lost all hope of an amicable settlement. They had waited
too long. He felt that they were preparing to strike, and should they
do so it made him sick to think of the awful consequences. He was
almost tempted to tell Jones of the wireless instrument in the
penthouse and his daily communications with “Specs,” but he remembered
that he had no right to involve him as a representative of the United
States, and that, as the matter stood, he and Lawrence were the only
culprits.
He did not care to destroy the roseate hopes of the Secretary after his
conference with the Chancellor, and contented himself with saying:
“William, I hope that you are right, but I have an impression that we
are in for it. I am prepared to meet any game that they may play, but I
do sincerely hope that I shall not be forced to it.”
By seven o’clock that evening the streets for blocks around the Embassy
were filled with soldiers, and Edestone smiled when looking from the
window he noticed that the Germans were bringing up anti-aircraft guns.
“They are taking no chances,” he thought to himself, his curiosity
aroused as he noticed several large mortars being brought up and
so placed that each battery of four could throw their shells in
parallel lines over the Embassy to the north, south, east, and west.
This struck him as very strange, but he became even more interested
when he perceived that besides the ordinary ammunition wagon each gun
was provided with a trailer that looked like a big wheel or drum on a
two-wheeled carriage, although it was so carefully covered over that
he could not make out exactly what it was.
“I have got to find out what those things are,” said Edestone to
himself, and taking his hat and cane, he left the Embassy as if for a
short stroll before dinner.
The soldiers took no notice of him as he sauntered along, and allowed him
to inspect everything at his will until he approached the strange-looking
mortars. Then he was stopped by a young officer, who told him in a very
polite but firm tone that he would have to pass on and could not go by
that way, at the same time showing him where he could walk around the
block.
“I would give a good deal to know what those things are,” muttered
Edestone to himself. “In fact, I must know before the night is over.”
He went back into the house, after strolling about for a quarter of an
hour, and for the first time since he had left the Little Place in the
Country, he became really anxious.
“These are wonderful people. They evidently are satisfied now that they
have the answer, and who knows but they may have. All may yet be lost.”
He sat down and drove his brain as he had never driven it before. He
wondered if he could get the Secretary to demand what all this
preparation meant, and what these new death-dealing instruments might
be that were threatening the Embassy of the United States; but that was
useless, he knew. They would reply that it was to protect the Emperor,
or would simply refuse to answer, or answering would lie.
After waiting until it was time to dress for dinner, in a fit of
desperation he sent for Lawrence.
“Lawrence,” he said, “have you seen those mortars out there?”
“Yes,” replied Lawrence, “I did. They take no chances with the ‘Big
Noise.’”
“Don’t joke, Lawrence. This is serious; very serious. Did you notice
those two-wheeled wagons that are so carefully covered with canvas just
behind each of the mortars?”
“No, to tell you the truth, I did not. They have so many travelling
soup wagons and ice plants that I don’t pay any attention to those
things any more.”
“Well, Lawrence, I’ve got to know what they are tonight in order that I
may be prepared; otherwise we may find ourselves in a very serious
situation, and what is much more important, my whole life’s work may be
absolutely lost.”
“Now, since you put it that way,” said Lawrence with a broad grin, “I
will step out and in my most polite Deutsch inquire.”
“They will not let you get within a block of them. Do you think it will
be possible to persuade one of the German servants to find out from the
soldiers? I would pay any price.”
“Well, I will dress myself like the cook and go out and flirt with one
of the soldiers for $2. I’m a little badly off for money myself just
about this time.”
“Lawrence, you must stop joking. I tell you, something must be done.”
“Leave me think, leave me think,” said the irrepressible.
“_Donnerwetter_, I have it! What time does the Hohenzollern Glee Club
arrive?”
“At nine o’clock.”
“And you come on immediately after the ‘First Part,’ succeeding which I
suppose Lohengrin will sing his Duck Ditty, while the Boy Scout,
dressed as Uncle Tom’s Cabin, after biting the triggers off all the
guns, and pulling his wig well down over his eyes”--imitating the
action--“will sally forth into the limpid limelights, and after he has
been shot once in the face by a 16-inch howitzer and has been played
upon in the rear by a battery of machine guns, he will limp on with the
regular limp of the old Virginia servant and die at your feet, but not
until I have whispered their secret into the heel of your boot.”
Edestone had known Lawrence long enough to understand that all of this
nonsense meant that his really bright mind was working, and that he had
some definite plan in view. The best way to handle him, he had found
out, was to let his exuberance of spirit have free swing, so he replied
in the same melodramatic manner: “Good, my faithful District Messenger
Boy. Now in what way can I assist you in your wonderful scheme?”
“Leave all to me, Lord Reginald Bolingbroke, and before the clock on
yon ‘back drop’ strikes eight bells, you will know what is hidden
beneath these veils of mystery.”
“I can depend upon you,” Edestone eyed him searchingly, “and no
mistake?”
“On the life of me mother who lies dead beneath the sacred soil of dear
old Idaho!” With a wave of an imaginary sword, and jumping astride an
imaginary stick horse, he saluted and galloped from the room, singing
“It’s a Long Way to Tipperary.”
“I wonder what that dare-devil is up to,” thought Edestone.
Nevertheless he believed that Lawrence would accomplish his purpose.
Presently his attention was attracted by the beams of a searchlight
crossing the window, and looking out he saw those great white arms
stretching up from every part of the city.
“They expect me to show my teeth tonight,” he said.
The distant tapping of drums showed that troops were moving in all
parts of Berlin, and they were beginning to form in the streets below.
It was easy to see by which route the Emperor was coming, or at least
by which route he wished the people to think he was going to arrive.
Edestone dressed hurriedly, although James seemed to think that
something extra should be done.
“Beg pardon, sir,” he pleaded in an accent which would have meant
imprisonment for him if heard on the streets outside, “but these here
barbarians likes a bit of colour, sir. I understands as how the Emperor
calls the Ambassador the ‘undertaker,’ sir, and it’s all on account,
sir, of his not a-having any lace on his coat, sir. Don’t you think you
might wear some of your Colonial Society medals and decorations, sir?”
and he tried hard to hide his contempt for these American signs of
alleged aristocracy. “There is some as is bright in colour, sir, and he
wouldn’t know, sir, but as how you is a duke in America, sir.”
“None of that nonsense, James, unless,” he said with a quizzical look,
“you give me the copy of the Golden Fleece, which shows that I am a
member in good standing of the South Chicago Aero Club.”
“Not that one, sir,” protested James, “if you will pardon me, sir, I
think it is a bit large, sir, for the waistcoat opening, sir. I think,
sir, that the Order of the Cincinnati is very neat, sir. It is very
much like one of the Greek Orders, I don’t recall which, sir, but Lord
Knott wore it once, I recall, sir, when the King of Greece was in
London, sir.”
“No, James,” Edestone shook his head. “My father was a blacksmith, and
I would not like to deceive the Emperor.”
“How you do like your little joke, sir,” said James, putting his hand
to his mouth. “Won’t you just use that button, sir, instead of a
buttonhole? It ain’t so frivolous like, sir, begging your pardon, sir.”
“Oh well, yes; just to keep you quiet.”
“Thank you, sir.”
And Edestone left the room.