“Of course,” said Dorothy, leaning down to tie her gold slipper, “of
course, Ozma has only been gone since yesterday, but even so, I think
it would be fun to have a party to welcome her home.”
“So do I! I love parties!” Clasping his knee with his clumsy, stuffed
hand, the Scarecrow smiled down at the little girl. He had just walked
over from his corn-ear residence and they were sitting cozily in a big
swing on the front porch of the palace.
“Where did Ozma go?” asked the Scarecrow, taking off his hat and
smoothing back the few wisps of straw that served him for hair.
“Just to spend the night with Glinda,” said Dorothy, picking up a
book of party games and beginning to flip over the pages. “Ozma has
her magic belt with her and is going to wish herself back at three
o’clock. Why, what are you laughing at?” Putting down the book, Dorothy
stared reproachfully at her companion.
“I’m not laughing,” said the Scarecrow solemnly, “but why pinch me that
way? Of course, I have no feeling, but it’s not very polite.”
“I didn’t pinch you at all,” exclaimed Dorothy, sitting up very
straight. The Scarecrow eyed the deep dent in his stuffed arm, looked
suspiciously all round and then, seeing no one but Dorothy, moved
quickly to the opposite end of the swing.
“What’s the matter?” rumbled a deep voice and, coming out from behind
a gold pillar, the Cowardly Lion paused before the royal swing. The
Cowardly Lion had come to the Emerald City with Dorothy on her very
first adventure and is the biggest pet in the palace. He was a bit out
of breath, for he had just been running a race with his friend the
Hungry Tiger. “What’s the matter?” he panted anxiously, for Dorothy
was frowning crossly and the Scarecrow, in spite of his painted smile,
looked extremely sulky.
“While I was telling him about Ozma’s party, he laughed at me,” pouted
the little girl, moving as far as she could from the straw man.
“But she pinched me,” explained the Scarecrow in an injured voice,
“for no reason whatever!” It was so unusual for these two--or for
anyone in the Emerald City--to quarrel, that the Cowardly Lion could
scarcely believe his lion ears and, when Dorothy began to protest
angrily that she had not pinched the Scarecrow, he held up his paw
pleadingly.
“Oh, let’s talk about the party,” begged the lion in a shocked roar.
“What were you planning, my dear?”
“Well,” said Dorothy, flashing an angry glance at the Scarecrow, “first
I was going to have a speech of welcome, then games and dancing and,
after that, Ozcream and--”
“Ouch!” coughed the lion, interrupting Dorothy with an angry growl.
“Who pulled my tail?” Rolling his eyes from one to the other he rose to
his feet, trembling in every knee. “I’ve known you nearly all my life,”
roared the Cowardly Lion, shaking his mane furiously, “but no one can
pull my tail. Not even you, Dorothy.”
“Oh dear! Oh dear! I think you’re both perfectly horrid!” Throwing down
her book, Dorothy jumped out of the swing, and dashed around the side
porch, where she bumped violently into Sir Hokus, who was taking his
morning turn on the veranda.
“Odds daggers!” ejaculated the Knight, straightening his shield and
buckler. “What’s wrong, maiden?”
“Everything!” wailed Dorothy, throwing her arms round his neck. “Just
because I’m trying to plan a party everybody is fighting with me.”
“Fighting?” puffed Sir Hokus, brightening up at the mere sound of the
word, for he did dearly love a battle. “Well, I’m on your side. Who
dares to fight with Princess Dot?” thundered the Knight in his deep
voice and, seizing her hand, stepped quickly around the corner of the
porch. But when he saw the Cowardly Lion and the Scarecrow simply
glaring at one another, he paused in dismay. They were his oldest
friends and never, since his arrival in the Emerald City, had he had
a disagreement with either of them. Feeling that there must be some
mistake, he strode hastily between the two celebrities and held up his
hand. As he did, he received a staggering blow on the head that pushed
his helmet well down over his ears.
“Odds dragons and flagons!” blustered the Knight, sputtering like a red
hot coal. “Have at you, villains! Varlets! Rascals and rogues!” Drawing
his sword, he began slashing in every direction, but as his helmet was
over his eyes, he fortunately did no harm.
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Crouching behind the swing, Ruggedo, in his invisible cloak, rocked
to and fro with silent merriment, holding his sides and shaking all
over with malicious glee. Arriving at the palace early that morning,
the Gnome King had immediately ordered the cloak to carry him to the
royal apartment. But Ozma, to his great disgust and disappointment, was
not there. Neither was his belt, nor any of the little Queen’s magic
appliances, for she had taken them all with her to Glinda’s castle.
Until he had the belt, Ruggedo was perfectly powerless and, after his
first disappointment had worn off, he determined to wait for Ozma’s
return, seize the belt as soon as she appeared and at once destroy the
Emerald City and all of its inhabitants.
While he waited, Ruggedo had run here and there about the palace,
amusing himself in his own spiteful fashion. Now that he had learned
from Dorothy the exact time of Ozma’s return, he fluttered off to the
kitchen to steal some breakfast and plague the cook. Meanwhile Sir
Hokus had tripped over a flower pot and fallen flat, while the Cowardly
Lion and the Scarecrow had retreated behind two porch pillars. Dorothy,
terribly alarmed at the serious turn the quarrel had taken, rushed
hurriedly forward. Now that Ruggedo had gone, the whole thing seemed
silly and ridiculous.
“Let’s make up,” begged Dorothy, helping Sir Hokus to his feet. “I’m
sure it’s all a mistake.”
“Well, it was a great mistake to pull my tail,” rumbled the Cowardly
Lion, coming out very slowly and majestically, “but I’ll overlook
it this once.” He blinked suspiciously at the Scarecrow, but the
Scarecrow was helping Sir Hokus with his helmet and did not even
notice.
“Who thumpst me again--” panted the Knight, pointing his fore finger
furiously downward--“who thumpst me again--d--dies!”
“But nobody will!” Dorothy hastened to assure him. She looked
pleadingly at the Scarecrow, who she felt must be responsible. “Let’s
forget all about it and think about the party,” she proposed brightly.
“Now, who’ll make the speech of welcome?”
“Let Scraps do it,” muttered the Cowardly Lion, licking his paws
sulkily. “She’s clever at speeches and makes short ones, too. I’ll go
find her,” he offered in a little more cheerful voice. “Haven’t seen
her since yesterday, but I s’pose she’s around somewhere.”
“All right,” smiled Dorothy, as the Cowardly Lion thudded across the
porch. “Now, who’ll help me decorate the banquet hall?” Sir Hokus had
taken off his helmet and was rubbing his head wrathfully. At Dorothy’s
words he glanced across at the Scarecrow, but the straw man’s painted
eyes met his so frankly and innocently that he impulsively put out his
hand. Certainly the Scarecrow’s flimsy arm could never have dealt him
such a blow.
“We’ll help you,” said the Knight, taking the Scarecrow’s arm. “’Twas
that villain lion who thumped me,” he whispered as they started for the
banquet hall.
“Here come Betsy and Trot,” cried Dorothy, forgetting all about the
quarrel. “Maybe they will pick some flowers for the table!”
Betsy and Trot, as many of you already know, are two little mortals
like Dorothy, who have been invited by Ozma to live in the royal
palace. Both reached Oz after ship-wrecks and many trying adventures
and they found life in the capital so exciting and gay that they have
never wished to return to the United States. They were delighted at the
prospect of a party, and so was the Hungry Tiger, who had come up just
behind them. Putting a huge flower basket on his back, the two little
girls ran gaily down the palace steps.
“I’ll have a strawberry sandwich,” purred the tiger, looking over his
shoulder at Dorothy. “Be sure to have strawberry sandwiches!”
“I never heard of a strawberry sandwich,” laughed the little girl,
shaking her head dubiously.
“Well, there always has to be a first,” chuckled the tiger, trotting
after Betsy.
Dorothy, looking a little puzzled, waved after him and, well pleased
with her plans, ran into the castle to ask the Wizard of Oz to think
up some new tricks to entertain the guests, and to confer with the
cook about refreshments. Soon the palace began to hum with activity.
The banquet hall, under the skillful hands of the Scarecrow and Sir
Hokus took on a truly festive air. Messengers and pages ran hither
and thither with invitations, while the Royal band, tuning up on the
castle lawn, added its strains to the general gaiety. Indeed, from the
preparations for her return, one would have thought Ozma had been gone
a year instead of a day, and Ruggedo, fluttering here and there in his
invisible robe, chuckled with amusement and malice.
“Work away,” muttered the Gnome King darkly. “At three o’clock I shall
send you all to the bottom of the Nonestic Ocean, transport my gnomes
here and enjoy this party my own self.” At first, Ruggedo had continued
his pinching and punching and hair pullings but, at last, fearing
detection, he had stopped his mischievous teasing and seated himself
calmly in Ozma’s chair at the head of the banquet table. In this
position it would be a simple matter to unclasp his magic belt as soon
as the little fairy made ready to take her place. The patch, which was
the only visible thing about Ruggedo, was now on the seat of the chair,
so did not show and, quite unconscious of their dreadful peril, Dorothy
and her friends went on with their preparations for the party, while
Ruggedo, fidgeting with impatience, kept his eyes fastened upon the
emerald clock.
Twenty minutes of three! Twenty minutes, and then--! The little
gnome fairly hugged himself with wicked anticipation. Ten minutes
of three and now everything was in readiness. Dorothy and Betsy,
giggling together, were putting the finishing touches to the table.
The Scarecrow and Sir Hokus, between them, were composing a speech of
welcome, for, of course, the Cowardly Lion had not been able to find
the Patchwork Girl. Ranged about the walls in pleasant anticipation
stood the courtiers and dear old celebrities of Oz. Nick Chopper, the
Tin Woodman, summoned from his palace by the Wizard’s magic, stood
conversing in a low tone with Pastoria, Ozma’s Royal Father, about his
crop of tin cans, which were larger this year than ever before. The
little Wizard of Oz, himself, was whispering to Tik Tok, the machine
man, some of the tricks he was planning for the company’s amusement and
the metal man was chuckling with mechanical mirth. Hank, Betsy’s mule,
Toto, Dorothy’s little dog, the Saw Horse, Ozma’s Royal Steed, and all
of the other palace pets were sitting expectantly at their own special
table.
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“Now then!” exclaimed the Scarecrow, having finished the speech of
welcome to his own and the Knight’s satisfaction, “as soon as I have
finished this address, I shall extend a hand of welcome to our little
ruler, lead her triumphantly to the head of the table and--”
“Look!” rasped the Tin Woodman, who stood nearest the door. “Look! Look
up! Look out!” Following the direction of Nick Chopper’s tin finger
everyone did look and, next minute, in fright and bewilderment, huddled
together for protection, for over their heads flashed the hand of Kuma
Party.
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“The welcoming hand!” gasped the Scarecrow, clutching Sir Hokus. “But
whose? Everybody count his hands,” mumbled the Scarecrow, looking
anxiously at his own.
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“The hand that smote me,” roared the Knight, making a lunge at the hand
with his sword. Everyone else ducked, dodged and shuddered as the arm
sailed hither and thither over their heads.
“It’s a trick of the Wizard’s,” faltered Dorothy, looking hopefully at
the little man. But the Wizard, peering palely from behind a huge green
chair, shook his head positively.
“I had no hand in this,” muttered the Wizard, mopping his bald head
with his best hanky. Now, Kuma’s hand could unfortunately carry out
only the instructions given it by its owner. The note of warning for
Ozma was tightly clasped in its fingers, but as Ozma was not present,
it presumed she was to be found in another part of the palace and
immediately flashed up the golden stairway in search of her and the
invisible gnome. But Ruggedo was now more invisible than ever, having
crawled under the table at the first sight of the flying arm. As the
arm disappeared, everyone heaved a high of relief.
“Come! Come!” wheezed the Wizard, stepping out nervously from behind
the green chair, “we must not let a little thing like this spoil the
party.”
“Why, it’s three o’clock now!”
“And here’s Ozma!” cried Dorothy. And there, indeed, was Ozma,
standing with a quiet smile in the doorway. At once the Scarecrow burst
into his speech:
“Welcome Ozma, beauteous Queen
Sovereign of this City Green,
Illustrious ruler--”
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Thump! Ban--g! CRASH! With hand still upraised, the Scarecrow swung to
the long French windows. So did everyone for that matter.
“A menagerie!” shrilled Nick Chopper, falling back against the wall.
“Why, it’s Scraps!” burst out the Scarecrow, as the oztrich, with his
three dusty riders, plunged giddily into the room.
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“Beware!” roared the oztrich in a terrible voice, and when an oztrich
roars it is four times louder than a lion. “Beware!”
Knocking over Tik Tok and three footmen, bearing trays of lemonade,
the great green bird rushed impetuously toward the queen. “Beware!” it
roared again so lustily that Ozma’s curls blew straight out behind.
“Beware,” coughed the Scarecrow irritably. “Well, I ought to be where
you are. Out of my place, you rude monster.”
“Beware the Gnome King!” finished the oztrich, bowing his head so low
and so suddenly that the Patchwork Girl fell off one side and Peter and
Grumpy off the other.
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