CHAPTER 7 Kaliko Falls As King of Gnomes

Every wash and slap of the waves sent the battered old hull of the

Blunderoo nearer to shore and, at last, with a tired groan, it stuck

its nose into the sand and, listing over sideways, came to a creaky

stop.

“Have you the cloak?” asked Peter, one leg already over the rail.

Ruggedo held up the small gray package, but looked doubtfully at the

foaming waves below.

“How are we going to get to the beach?” he frowned uneasily.

“Lived here all your life and can’t swim?” exclaimed Peter. “Great

goldfish! Come on, I’ll help you,” he added impatiently, as the gnome

continued to stare uncertainly down at the water. Hurrying down the

ladder, Peter dropped easily into the sea, and after a good bit of

coaxing, Ruggedo slipped in after him. Taking a firm hold on the

gnome’s long whiskers and with Ruggedo sputtering and sizzling like a

hot coal in a dish pan, Peter struck out for shore. It was soon shallow

enough for them to wade and in exactly three minutes from the time the

Blunderoo grounded, they stood on the barren shores of Ev.

Forgetting his discomfort, for gnomes like water about as much as

cats, the metal monarch began to run as fast as his crooked legs would

carry him toward a group of little hills. Looking round without much

enthusiasm at the dreary waste of sand and cactus, Peter followed more

slowly. His only plan was to keep a sharp watch over Ruggedo and, as

soon as the cloak was repaired, to take it away from him and fly to the

Emerald City.

“I do hope Ozma can transport the treasure to Philadelphia with me,”

sighed Peter, quickening his steps as Ruggedo disappeared behind a

particularly large rock. He half expected the gnome would try to slip

away from him but, to tell the truth, Ruggedo was more kindly disposed

toward Peter than toward any mortal he had ever met. He admired Peter’s

courage and felt that his good fortune was largely due to the boy’s

enterprise and spirit. Besides, Ruggedo wished to show off his immense

dominions and treasure caves, so, as Peter rounded the rock, he took

his hand and pressed a hidden spring in the crevice. Instantly a huge

door swung inward and they found themselves in a long, dim tunnel.

“I wonder if Kaliko still thinks he is King!” wheezed Ruggedo,

pattering along ahead of Peter. Kaliko had been appointed to rule in

Ruggedo’s place and had been promoted from Royal Chamberlain to King of

the Gnomes. “Ha! Ha!” laughed Ruggedo maliciously. “He’ll be as pleased

as a Gundersnutch when he sees me back!”

Peter answered nothing to this, for he was too interested in the

underground world in which he found himself to pay much attention

to the old gnome’s remarks. As they proceeded, a perfect network of

passageways opened from the main tunnel, the sides, walls and ceilings

gleaming with sparkling jewels. Thousands of gnomes with pick axes were

busily at work digging out the gems and they did not even look up as

Peter and Ruggedo passed them. Blazing rubies and emeralds set in tall

stands lighted up the strange caverns and Peter’s heart began to pound

with excitement as the passageway broadened out into a richly carpeted

hallway. Presently they found themselves before a grilled golden door

with a diamond knob. Without pausing, Ruggedo turned the knob, opened

the door and simply rushed into his former throne room. On a huge round

ruby, hollowed out to form a seat, a thin, nervous gnome sat reading

a silver sheet about as thick as our morning papers. It was the Gnome

Man’s Daily, and as Peter and Ruggedo burst noisily into the royal

chamber, he dropped the silver sheet and looked up with an exclamation

of alarm.

“You!” gasped Kaliko, as if he could not believe his own senses.

“Who else?” snickered Ruggedo, winking at Peter. “I’ll thank you for my

crown, you robber. Take it right off your Kalikoko. Quick now! Hand it

over!”

“Ozma will never consent to this,” stammered Kaliko, holding to the

crown with both hands.

“Ozma has nothing to do with me now,” announced Ruggedo calmly. “I have

magic stronger than Ozma’s and if you don’t hop off that throne, I’ll

turn you to a ball and bounce you off!”

Peter listened in amazement to Ruggedo’s boasts, but Kaliko seemed to

believe every word. With quaking knees, he descended the steps of the

throne and held out the crown to his former master.

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“Ha! Ha!” roared Ruggedo, snatching the crown and clapping it jauntily

on the back of his head. “You’re enough to make an alligator laugh,

Kaliko. So brave! So kingly! But don’t stand there gibbering like a

dunce. If you are no longer King, you are still Royal Chamberlain, and

this is Peter, future general of my armies!” Tripping merrily up the

steps of the throne, Ruggedo waved toward the little boy. “We will

shortly make a journey to the Emerald City,” he announced grandly,

“but right now we desire refreshment. Lunch for two,” he commanded,

putting his finger tips together and leaning back comfortably. “And, by

the way,” he added as an afterthought, “there is a pirate ship on the

beach. Have it unloaded and the treasure stored in the silver grotto.

Then order me a dozen new suits and send in the Royal Wizard.”

At each command, Kaliko bowed meekly, and as Ruggedo picked up the ruby

scepter lying on the arm of the throne, he ducked and ran out the door,

for Ruggedo, as a mere matter of habit, had flung the scepter after him.

“A blockhead!” sniffed Ruggedo contemptuously, “but didn’t I manage him

well?”

“He’s not very brave,” admitted Peter, sitting on the edge of the

crystal rocking chair, “but how are you going to get along without any

magic? Suppose the gnomes don’t want you back again?”

“One thing at a time! One thing at a time!” beamed Ruggedo, in such a

fine humor at his unexpected turn of luck, he felt almost pleasant.

“Let’s not worry till we have to, General.” Peter couldn’t help smiling

at his new title and, surveying himself in the long mirror, wondered

how he would look in a gnome uniform. But at this juncture they were

interrupted by the entrance of the Royal Wizard. He looked frightened

and anxious, and Peter could see from his manner that the old Gnome

King was no great favorite with his former subjects.

“Well, Potaroo!” grinned Ruggedo, taking up the pipe Kaliko had been

smoking, “what have you been inventing in my absence?”

“Flying dishes,” croaked the magician, looking curiously at Peter.

“They do away with extra servants, fly backward and forward with the

food and wash and dry themselves as well.”

“Very good!” puffed Ruggedo, complacently. “Well, here’s another little

job for you.” Drawing out the cloak, he handed it down to the wizened

old gnome. “Just mend this,” ordered Ruggedo carelessly, “and have it

back by three o’clock.” Spreading the cloak across his knees, Potaroo

examined it carefully all over. Then backing away from the throne he

shook his head.

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“That, your Majesty, is impossible,” he muttered uneasily. “This cloak

cannot be mended by gnome magic.”

“No magic at all?” gasped Peter, disappointed beyond words, while

Ruggedo glared angrily.

“I command you to mend it!” screamed the hot-tempered little King,

looking angrily around for something to throw at the wizard.

“That makes no difference,” quavered Potaroo, backing still farther.

“This cloak cannot be mended properly anywhere but in the Kingdom of

Patch.”

“And where is Patch?” demanded Ruggedo, emitting a perfect cloud of

pipe smoke.

“In the Winkie Country of Oz, just below the Kingdom of Ann of

Oogaboo,” exclaimed Potaroo, looking longingly over his shoulder at the

door.

“Very well,” snapped Ruggedo disagreeably, “you may go, but next time

your magic fails to work you’ll be turned to a door mat. A door mat,

do you understand? Hah! Hah! A door mat to stand under my feet. See!”

Ruggedo laughed wickedly, and the poor wizard, mumbling his sorrow,

rushed from the throne room.

“Rubyation!” blustered Ruggedo, as the door closed on Potaroo. “Now

we’ll have to go to Patch.”

“Well, isn’t that on the way to the Emerald City?” inquired Peter, very

much amused by all that had happened.

“Yes,” acknowledged Ruggedo, “I suppose it is, but here comes lunch!

Ah! I’m hungry enough to eat a billy goat stuffed with soldier

buttons!”

Preceded by two gnomes carrying a huge golden tray, Kaliko came

stepping timidly into the room. Ruggedo had the usual gnome fare of

ground rocks, pebble pie and muddy coffee; but for Peter, Kaliko had

brought a small steak, fried potatoes and ice cream. After the hard sea

biscuit, this tasted perfectly delicious, and Peter, not knowing what

strange adventures lay ahead, ate every scrap. Ruggedo, too, enjoyed

his luncheon and amused himself by throwing the dishes at Kaliko as he

finished with them. Peter wondered why the flying dishes were not in

use, but feeling sorry for the old wizard decided not to ask.

“You may now pack us up a lunch,” announced Ruggedo, as he swallowed

the last of his coffee. “We’re starting for the Emerald City almost at

once.”

“How are you going to cross the desert?” inquired Kaliko. Angry as he

was at the old Gnome King, he could not help feeling curious about his

plans.

“Magic! Old Cauliflower! Magic! How do you suppose I got off the

island?” wheezed Ruggedo haughtily. “Don’t stand there stuttering.

Fetch me a new suit and hurry along with the lunch.”

Shrugging his thin shoulders, and turning up his eyes, Kaliko did as

he was told, and in less than an hour Peter and the Gnome King were

wending their way over the rocky hills of Ev. Ruggedo had the magic

cloak tucked carefully under his arm and Peter carried a small basket

of provisions.

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“How _are_ we going to cross this desert?” asked Peter, looking with

interest down toward the beach where the gnomes were busily at work

unloading the treasure from the Blunderoo.

“I don’t know,” confessed Ruggedo quite frankly, “but if Kaliko had

discovered I had not magic enough to cross the desert, he would have

roused the gnomes and kicked us out of the kingdom.”

“Is there no other way to Oz?” sighed Peter. He was growing a little

anxious about ever reaching Philadelphia in time for the baseball game.

“Nope!” puffed the Gnome King, trudging along sturdily. “The Deadly

Desert surrounds the whole country. It’s supposed to keep people out of

Oz,” he finished with a malicious wink. “But it has been crossed before

and can be crossed again, though I’m sure I don’t know how.”

The entrance of the Gnome King’s caverns was quite near the edge of the

Deadly Desert, so it was not long before they reached this dangerous

expanse of burning sand and sat down on a boulder to try and devise

some means of crossing over.

“Can’t you think of anything?” snapped Ruggedo, as Peter sat kicking

his heels against the boulder. “If this silly old cloak weren’t torn,

I’d skim across in no time. A skudge on those pesky pirates anyway!

Sa--ay?” Opening his eyes very wide, Ruggedo thrust his face close to

Peter’s. “What else was in that casket?”

“Only a couple of onions and an emerald,” answered Peter listlessly.

“Let’s see ’em!” Bounding off the boulder, the Gnome King held out his

hand. Peter produced the strangely marked stone first.

“Command it to carry us across the desert,” advised the Gnome King,

after trying unsuccessfully to decipher the markings on the sorcerer’s

stone. So Peter closed his eyes and commanded the emerald to carry them

across the desert. They waited for several minutes, then, when nothing

happened, Peter opened the ivory box and showed Ruggedo the two magic

bulbs.

“In case of extreme danger, plant these.” Ruggedo read these directions

with a puzzled frown, then snapping his fingers began to skip with

excitement. “Why don’t you plant ’em?” he squealed impatiently. “Plant

’em, General! Plant ’em!”

“But we’re not in extreme danger,” objected Peter reasonably enough.

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“We’re not!” yelled Ruggedo, tugging at his beard. “Why, boy, you

don’t know what extreme danger is. We have to cross that desert, don’t

we? Well, just put one foot on that sand and you’ll go up like a puff

of smoke. Don’t you call that extreme danger?” Peter argued a while

longer, then, as Ruggedo insisted and there really seemed nothing else

to do, he scooped out two holes in the ground at his feet, dropped

in the magic roots and covered them with mud and sand. Stepping back

a few paces, they waited eagerly for what would happen. First came a

sharp explosion. Then two great green plants burst through the surface

of the earth. They were about three times the size of Peter and, as

he watched, the outer leaves opened downward, disclosing round plush

seats within. Peter looked questioningly over at Ruggedo, but the

gnome, being more experienced than Peter in magic, had jumped into one

plant and seated himself on the plush cushion. A little doubtfully,

Peter jumped into the other.

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“Just like an elevator,” thought Peter, as the bulb grew rapidly

upward, shooting higher and higher on its long, pliant stem. “But I

don’t see what good growing up will do,” he muttered, peering giddily

out between the green leaves. Whether he saw or not, the stem of the

bulb continued to grow. Clouds flew by with dazzling swiftness. Peter

was all prepared to bump his head on the ceiling of the sky when the

long stem began to arch downward. Suppose it broke and dropped him on

the burning sands of the deadly desert! With a violent shudder, Peter

closed his eyes, and as he did, the stem with a final spurt turned the

strange elevator in which Peter was riding completely upside down, and

out fell the little boy, heels over eyebrows.

Ruggedo had been served in the same manner but, none the worse for

their tumble, they picked themselves up and began looking around. They

had fallen in a sunny peach orchard. In the distance they could see the

shimmering sand of the dangerous desert, while not far away stood a

small, yellow, dome-shaped cottage.

“We’ll go there,” declared Ruggedo, tucking the magic cloak more

carefully under his arm. “We’ll go there, General, and inquire the way

to the Kingdom of Patch. But remember to say nothing of the plans to

capture my belt. We’re in the enemy’s country now!”

Still dazed from the surprising way in which they had crossed the

desert, Peter looked around him with delight. It did not look like the

enemy’s country to Peter and, picking up a large, luscious peach, he

decided then and there that he was going to like the Marvelous Land of

Oz.

Peter thought that even the Wizard of Oz, himself, would be interested

in the wonderful elevator plants, and decided to tell him all about

them when he got to the Emerald City.

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