CHAPTER L.

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that

wears a fig-leaf.

--Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.

The journey to Benares was all in daylight, and occupied but a few hours.

It was admirably dusty. The dust settled upon you in a thick ashy layer

and turned you into a fakeer, with nothing lacking to the role but the

cow manure and the sense of holiness. There was a change of cars about

mid-afternoon at Moghul-serai--if that was the name--and a wait of two

hours there for the Benares train. We could have found a carriage and

driven to the sacred city, but we should have lost the wait. In other

countries a long wait at a station is a dull thing and tedious, but one

has no right to have that feeling in India. You have the monster crowd

of bejeweled natives, the stir, the bustle, the confusion, the shifting

splendors of the costumes--dear me, the delight of it, the charm of it

are beyond speech. The two-hour wait was over too soon. Among other

satisfying things to look at was a minor native prince from the backwoods

somewhere, with his guard of honor, a ragged but wonderfully gaudy gang

of fifty dark barbarians armed with rusty flint-lock muskets. The

general show came so near to exhausting variety that one would have said

that no addition to it could be conspicuous, but when this Falstaff and

his motleys marched through it one saw that that seeming impossibility

had happened.

We got away by and by, and soon reached the outer edge of Benares; then

there was another wait; but, as usual, with something to look at. This

was a cluster of little canvas-boxes--palanquins. A canvas-box is not much

of a sight--when empty; but when there is a lady in it, it is an object

of interest. These boxes were grouped apart, in the full blaze of the

terrible sun during the three-quarters of an hour that we tarried there.

They contained zenana ladies. They had to sit up; there was not room

enough to stretch out. They probably did not mind it. They are used to

the close captivity of the dwellings all their lives; when they go a

journey they are carried to the train in these boxes; in the train they

have to be secluded from inspection. Many people pity them, and I always

did it myself and never charged anything; but it is doubtful if this

compassion is valued. While we were in India some good-hearted Europeans

in one of the cities proposed to restrict a large park to the use of

zenana ladies, so that they could go there and in assured privacy go

about unveiled and enjoy the sunshine and air as they had never enjoyed

them before. The good intentions back of the proposition were

recognized, and sincere thanks returned for it, but the proposition

itself met with a prompt declination at the hands of those who were

authorized to speak for the zenana ladies. Apparently, the idea was

shocking to the ladies--indeed, it was quite manifestly shocking. Was

that proposition the equivalent of inviting European ladies to assemble

scantily and scandalously clothed in the seclusion of a private park? It

seemed to be about that.

Without doubt modesty is nothing less than a holy feeling; and without

doubt the person whose rule of modesty has been transgressed feels the

same sort of wound that he would feel if something made holy to him by

his religion had suffered a desecration. I say "rule of modesty" because

there are about a million rules in the world, and this makes a million

standards to be looked out for. Major Sleeman mentions the case of some

high-caste veiled ladies who were profoundly scandalized when some

English young ladies passed by with faces bare to the world; so

scandalized that they spoke out with strong indignation and wondered that

people could be so shameless as to expose their persons like that. And

yet "the legs of the objectors were naked to mid-thigh." Both parties

were clean-minded and irreproachably modest, while abiding by their

separate rules, but they couldn't have traded rules for a change without

suffering considerable discomfort. All human rules are more or less

idiotic, I suppose. It is best so, no doubt. The way it is now, the

asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane

we should run out of building materials.

You have a long drive through the outskirts of Benares before you get to

the hotel. And all the aspects are melancholy. It is a vision of dusty

sterility, decaying temples, crumbling tombs, broken mud walls, shabby

huts. The whole region seems to ache with age and penury. It must take

ten thousand years of want to produce such an aspect. We were still

outside of the great native city when we reached the hotel. It was a

quiet and homelike house, inviting, and manifestly comfortable. But we

liked its annex better, and went thither. It was a mile away, perhaps,

and stood in the midst of a large compound, and was built bungalow

fashion, everything on the ground floor, and a veranda all around. They

have doors in India, but I don't know why. They don't fasten, and they

stand open, as a rule, with a curtain hanging in the doorspace to keep

out the glare of the sun. Still, there is plenty of privacy, for no

white person will come in without notice, of course. The native men

servants will, but they don't seem to count. They glide in, barefoot and

noiseless, and are in the midst before one knows it. At first this is a

shock, and sometimes it is an embarrassment; but one has to get used to

it, and does.

There was one tree in the compound, and a monkey lived in it. At first I

was strongly interested in the tree, for I was told that it was the

renowned peepul--the tree in whose shadow you cannot tell a lie. This

one failed to stand the test, and I went away from it disappointed.

There was a softly creaking well close by, and a couple of oxen drew

water from it by the hour, superintended by two natives dressed in the

usual "turban and pocket-handkerchief." The tree and the well were the

only scenery, and so the compound was a soothing and lonesome and

satisfying place; and very restful after so many activities. There was

nobody in our bungalow but ourselves; the other guests were in the next

one, where the table d'hote was furnished. A body could not be more

pleasantly situated. Each room had the customary bath attached--a room

ten or twelve feet square, with a roomy stone-paved pit in it and

abundance of water. One could not easily improve upon this arrangement,

except by furnishing it with cold water and excluding the hot, in

deference to the fervency of the climate; but that is forbidden. It

would damage the bather's health. The stranger is warned against taking

cold baths in India, but even the most intelligent strangers are fools,

and they do not obey, and so they presently get laid up. I was the most

intelligent fool that passed through, that year. But I am still more

intelligent now. Now that it is too late.

I wonder if the 'dorian', if that is the name of it, is another

superstition, like the peepul tree. There was a great abundance and

variety of tropical fruits, but the dorian was never in evidence. It was

never the season for the dorian. It was always going to arrive from

Burma sometime or other, but it never did. By all accounts it was a most

strange fruit, and incomparably delicious to the taste, but not to the

smell. Its rind was said to exude a stench of so atrocious a nature that

when a dorian was in the room even the presence of a polecat was a

refreshment. We found many who had eaten the dorian, and they all spoke

of it with a sort of rapture. They said that if you could hold your nose

until the fruit was in your mouth a sacred joy would suffuse you from

head to foot that would make you oblivious to the smell of the rind, but

that if your grip slipped and you caught the smell of the rind before the

fruit was in your mouth, you would faint. There is a fortune in that

rind. Some day somebody will import it into Europe and sell it for

cheese.

Benares was not a disappointment. It justified its reputation as a

curiosity. It is on high ground, and overhangs a grand curve of the

Ganges. It is a vast mass of building, compactly crusting a hill, and is

cloven in all directions by an intricate confusion of cracks which stand

for streets. Tall, slim minarets and beflagged temple-spires rise out of

it and give it picturesqueness, viewed from the river. The city is as

busy as an ant-hill, and the hurly-burly of human life swarming along the

web of narrow streets reminds one of the ants. The sacred cow swarms

along, too, and goes whither she pleases, and takes toll of the

grain-shops, and is very much in the way, and is a good deal of a

nuisance, since she must not be molested.

Benares is older than history, older than tradition, older even than

legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together. From a

Hindoo statement quoted in Rev. Mr. Parker's compact and lucid Guide to

Benares, I find that the site of the town was the beginning-place of the

Creation. It was merely an upright "lingam," at first, no larger than a

stove-pipe, and stood in the midst of a shoreless ocean. This was the

work of the God Vishnu. Later he spread the lingam out till its surface

was ten miles across. Still it was not large enough for the business;

therefore he presently built the globe around it. Benares is thus the

center of the earth. This is considered an advantage.

It has had a tumultuous history, both materially and spiritually. It

started Brahminically, many ages ago; then by and by Buddha came in

recent times 2,500 years ago, and after that it was Buddhist during many

centuries--twelve, perhaps--but the Brahmins got the upper hand again,

then, and have held it ever since. It is unspeakably sacred in Hindoo

eyes, and is as unsanitary as it is sacred, and smells like the rind of

the dorian. It is the headquarters of the Brahmin faith, and one-eighth

of the population are priests of that church. But it is not an

overstock, for they have all India as a prey. All India flocks thither

on pilgrimage, and pours its savings into the pockets of the priests in a

generous stream, which never fails. A priest with a good stand on the

shore of the Ganges is much better off than the sweeper of the best

crossing in London. A good stand is worth a world of money. The holy

proprietor of it sits under his grand spectacular umbrella and blesses

people all his life, and collects his commission, and grows fat and rich;

and the stand passes from father to son, down and down and down through

the ages, and remains a permanent and lucrative estate in the family. As

Mr. Parker suggests, it can become a subject of dispute, at one time or

another, and then the matter will be settled, not by prayer and fasting

and consultations with Vishnu, but by the intervention of a much more

puissant power--an English court. In Bombay I was told by an American

missionary that in India there are 640 Protestant missionaries at work.

At first it seemed an immense force, but of course that was a thoughtless

idea. One missionary to 500,000 natives--no, that is not a force; it is

the reverse of it; 640 marching against an intrenched camp of

300,000,000--the odds are too great. A force of 640 in Benares alone

would have its hands over-full with 8,000 Brahmin priests for adversary.

Missionaries need to be well equipped with hope and confidence, and this

equipment they seem to have always had in all parts of the world. Mr.

Parker has it. It enables him to get a favorable outlook out of

statistics which might add up differently with other mathematicians. For

instance:

"During the past few years competent observers declare that the number of

pilgrims to Benares has increased."

And then he adds up this fact and gets this conclusion:

"But the revival, if so it may be called, has in it the marks of death.

It is a spasmodic struggle before dissolution."

In this world we have seen the Roman Catholic power dying, upon these

same terms, for many centuries. Many a time we have gotten all ready for

the funeral and found it postponed again, on account of the weather or

something. Taught by experience, we ought not to put on our things for

this Brahminical one till we see the procession move. Apparently one of

the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.

I should have been glad to acquire some sort of idea of Hindoo theology,

but the difficulties were too great, the matter was too intricate. Even

the mere A, B, C of it is baffling.

There is a trinity--Brahma, Shiva, and Vishnu--independent powers,

apparently, though one cannot feel quite sure of that, because in one of

the temples there is an image where an attempt has been made to

concentrate the three in one person. The three have other names and

plenty of them, and this makes confusion in one's mind. The three have

wives and the wives have several names, and this increases the confusion.

There are children, the children have many names, and thus the confusion

goes on and on. It is not worth while to try to get any grip upon the

cloud of minor gods, there are too many of them.

It is even a justifiable economy to leave Brahma, the chiefest god of

all, out of your studies, for he seems to cut no great figure in India.

The vast bulk of the national worship is lavished upon Shiva and Vishnu

and their families. Shiva's symbol--the "lingam" with which Vishnu began

the Creation--is worshiped by everybody, apparently. It is the commonest

object in Benares. It is on view everywhere, it is garlanded with

flowers, offerings are made to it, it suffers no neglect. Commonly it is

an upright stone, shaped like a thimble-sometimes like an elongated

thimble. This priapus-worship, then, is older than history. Mr. Parker

says that the lingams in Benares "outnumber the inhabitants."

In Benares there are many Mohammedan mosques. There are Hindoo temples

without number--these quaintly shaped and elaborately sculptured little

stone jugs crowd all the lanes. The Ganges itself and every individual

drop of water in it are temples. Religion, then, is the business of

Benares, just as gold-production is the business of Johannesburg. Other

industries count for nothing as compared with the vast and all-absorbing

rush and drive and boom of the town's specialty. Benares is the

sacredest of sacred cities. The moment you step across the

sharply-defined line which separates it from the rest of the globe, you

stand upon ineffably and unspeakably holy ground. Mr. Parker says: "It

is impossible to convey any adequate idea of the intense feelings of

veneration and affection with which the pious Hindoo regards 'Holy Kashi'

(Benares)." And then he gives you this vivid and moving picture:

"Let a Hindoo regiment be marched through the district, and as soon

as they cross the line and enter the limits of the holy place they

rend the air with cries of 'Kashi ji ki jai--jai--jai! (Holy

Kashi! Hail to thee! Hail! Hail! Hail)'. The weary pilgrim

scarcely able to stand, with age and weakness, blinded by the dust

and heat, and almost dead with fatigue, crawls out of the oven-like

railway carriage and as soon as his feet touch the ground he lifts

up his withered hands and utters the same pious exclamation. Let a

European in some distant city in casual talk in the bazar mention

the fact that he has lived at Benares, and at once voices will be

raised to call down blessings on his head, for a dweller in Benares

is of all men most blessed."

It makes our own religious enthusiasm seem pale and cold. Inasmuch as

the life of religion is in the heart, not the head, Mr. Parker's touching

picture seems to promise a sort of indefinite postponement of that

funeral.

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