ON PUCK THE COMMENTATOR.

Literary forgeries recently have been frequently indulged in, and it is

urged that they are of an innocent nature; but impostures more easily

practised than detected leave their mischief behind, to take effect at a

distant period; and as I shall show, may entrap even the judicious! It

may require no high exertion of genius to draw up a grave account of an

ancient play-wright whose name has never reached us, or to give an

extract from a volume inaccessible to our inquiries and, as dulness is

no proof of spuriousness, forgeries, in time, mix with authentic

documents.[208]

We have ourselves witnessed versions of Spanish and Portuguese poets,

which are passed on their unsuspicious readers without difficulty, but

in which no parts of the pretended originals can be traced; and to the

present hour, whatever antiquaries may affirm, the poems of

Chatterton[209] and Ossian[210] are veiled in mystery!

If we possessed the secret history of the literary life of George

Steevens, it would display an unparalleled series of arch deception and

malicious ingenuity. He has been happily characterised by Gifford as

"the Puck of Commentators!" Steevens is a creature so spotted over with

literary forgeries and adulterations, that any remarkable one about the

time he flourished may be attributed to him. They were the habits of a

depraved mind, and there was a darkness in his character many shades

deeper than belonged to Puck; even in the playfulness of his invention

there was usually a turn of personal malignity, and the real object was

not so much to raise a laugh, as to "grin horribly a ghastly smile," on

the individual. It is more than rumoured that he carried his ingenious

malignity into the privacies of domestic life; and it is to be regretted

that Mr. Nichols, who might have furnished much secret history of this

extraordinary literary forger, has, from delicacy, mutilated his

collective vigour.

George Steevens usually commenced his operations by opening some

pretended discovery in the evening papers, which were then of a more

literary cast than they are at present; the _St. James's Chronicle_, the

_General Evening Post_, or the _Whitehall_, were they not dead in body

and in spirit, would now bear witness to his successful efforts. The

late Mr. Boswell told me, that Steevens frequently wrote notes on

Shakspeare, purposely to mislead or entrap Malone, and obtain for

himself an easy triumph in the next edition! Steevens loved to assist

the credulous in getting up for them some strange new thing, dancing

them about with a Will-o'-the-wisp--now alarming them by a shriek of

laughter! and now like a grinning Pigwigging sinking them chin-deep into

a quagmire! Once he presented them with a fictitious portrait of

Shakspeare, and when the brotherhood were sufficiently divided in their

opinions, he pounced upon them with a demonstration, that every portrait

of Shakspeare partook of the same doubtful authority! Steevens usually

assumed a _nom de guerre_ of Collins, a pseudo-commentator, and

sometimes of Amner, who was discovered to be an obscure puritanic

minister who never read text or notes of a play-wright, whenever he

explored into a "thousand notable secrets" with which he has polluted

the pages of Shakspeare! The marvellous narrative of the upas-tree of

Java, which Darwin adopted in his plan of "enlisting imagination under

the banner of science," appears to have been another forgery which

amused our "Puck." It was first given in the _London Magazine_, as an

extract from a Dutch traveller, but the extract was never discovered in

the original author, and "the effluvia of this noxious tree, which

through a district of twelve or fourteen miles had killed all

vegetation, and had spread the skeletons of men and animals, affording a

scene of melancholy beyond what poets have described, or painters

delineated," is perfectly chimerical. A splendid flim-flam! When Dr.

Berkenhout was busied in writing, without much knowledge or skill, a

history of our English authors, Steevens allowed the good man to insert

a choice letter by George Peele, giving an account of a "merry meeting

at the Globe," wherein Shakspeare said Ben Jonson and Ned Alleyne are

admirably made to perform their respective parts. As the nature of the

"Biographia Literaria" required authorities, Steevens ingeniously added,

"Whence I copied this letter I do not recollect." However, he well knew

it came from the "Theatrical Mirror," where he had first deposited the

precious original, to which he had unguardedly ventured to affix the

date of 1600; unluckily, Peele was discovered to have died two years

before he wrote his own letter! The _date_ is adroitly dropped in

Berkenhout! Steevens did not wish to refer to his original, which I have

often seen quoted as authority. One of these numerous forgeries of our

Puck appears in an article in Isaac Reed's catalogue, art. 8708. "The

Boke of the Soldan, conteyninge strange matters touchynge his lyfe and

deathe, and the ways of his course, in two partes, 12mo," with this

marginal note by Reed--"The foregoing was written by George Steevens,

Esq., from whom I received it. It was composed merely to impose on 'a

literary friend,' and had its effect; for he was so far deceived as to

its authenticity, that he gave implicit credit to it, and put down the

person's name in whose possession the original books were supposed to

be."

One of the sort of inventions which I attribute to Steevens has been got

up with a deal of romantic effect, to embellish the poetical life of

Milton; and unquestionably must have sadly perplexed his last

matter-of-fact editor, who is not a man to comprehend a flim-flam!--for

he has sanctioned the whole fiction, by preserving it in his

biographical narrative! The first impulse of Milton to travel in Italy

is ascribed to the circumstance of his having been found asleep at the

foot of a tree in the vicinity of Cambridge, when two foreign ladies,

attracted by the loveliness of the youthful poet, alighted from their

carriage, and having admired him for some time as they imagined

unperceived, the youngest, who was very beautiful, drew a pencil from

her pocket, and having written some lines, put the paper with her

trembling hand into his own! But it seems,--for something was to account

how the sleeping youth could have been aware of these minute

particulars, unless he had been dreaming them,--that the ladies had been

observed at a distance by some friends of Milton, and they explained to

him the whole silent adventure. Milton on opening the paper read _four

verses_ from Guarini, addressed to those "human stars," his own eyes! On

this romantic adventure, Milton set off for Italy, to discover the fair

"incognita," to which undiscovered lady we are told we stand indebted

for the most impassioned touches in the Paradise Lost! We know how

Milton passed his time in Italy, with Dati, and Gaddi, and Frescobaldi,

and other literary friends, amidst its academies, and often busied in

book-collecting. Had Milton's tour in Italy been an adventure of

knight-errantry, to discover a lady whom he had never seen, at least he

had not the merit of going out of the direct road to Florence and Rome,

nor of having once alluded to this _Dame de ses pensees_, in his letters

or inquiries among his friends, who would have thought themselves

fortunate to have introduced so poetical an adventure in the numerous

_canzoni_ they showered on our youthful poet.

This _historiette_, scarcely fitted for a novel, first appeared where

generally Steevens's literary amusements were carried on, in the

_General Evening Post_, or the _St. James's Chronicle_: and Mr. Todd, in

the improved edition of Milton's Life, obtained this spurious original,

where the reader may find it; but the more curious part of the story

remains to be told. Mr. Todd proceeds, "The preceding highly-coloured

relation, however, is _not singular_; my friend, Mr. Walker, points out

to me a counterpart in the extract from the preface to _Poesies de

Marguerite-Eleanore Clotilde, depuis Madame de Surville, Poete Francois

du XV. Siecle. Paris, 1803_."

And true enough we find among "the family traditions" of the same

Clotilde, that Justine de Levis, great-grandmother of this unknown

poetess of the fifteenth century, walking in a forest, witnessed the

same beautiful _spectacle_ which the Italian Unknown had at Cambridge;

never was such an impression to be effaced, and she could not avoid

leaving her tablets by the side of the beautiful sleeper, declaring her

passion in her tablets by _four Italian verses_! The very number our

Milton had meted to him! Oh! these _four_ verses! they are as fatal in

their _number_ as the _date_ of Peele's letter proved to George

Steevens! Something still escapes in the most ingenious fabrication

which serves to decompose the materials. It is well our veracious

historian dropped all mention of Guarini--else that would have given

that _coup de grace_--a fatal anachronism! However, his invention

supplied him with more originality than the adoption of this story and

the _four_ verses would lead us to infer. He tells us how Petrarch was

jealous of the genius of his Clotilde's grandmother, and has even

pointed out a sonnet which, "among the traditions of the family," was

addressed to her! He narrates, that the gentleman, when he fairly awoke,

and had read the "four verses," set off for Italy, which he run over

till he found Justine, and Justine found him, at a tournament at Modena!

This parallel adventure disconcerted our two grave English critics--they

find a tale which they wisely judge improbable, and because they

discover the tale copied, they conclude that "it is not singular!" This

knot of perplexity is, however, easily cut through, if we substitute,

which we are fully justified in, for "Poete du XV. Siecle"--"du XIX.

Siecle." The "Poesies" of Clotilde are as genuine a fabrication as

Chatterton's; subject to the same objections, having many ideas and

expressions which were unknown in the language at the time they are

pretended to have been composed, and exhibiting many imitations of

Voltaire and other poets. The present story of the FOUR _Italian

verses_, and the beautiful _Sleeper_, would be quite sufficient

evidence of the authenticity of "the family traditions" of _Clotilde,

depuis Madame de Surville_, and also of Monsieur De Surville himself; a

pretended editor, who is said to have found by mere accident the

precious manuscript, and while he was copying from the press, in 1793,

these pretty poems, for such they are, of his _grande tante_, was shot

in the Reign of Terror, and so completely expired, that no one could

ever trace his existence! The real editor, who we must presume to be the

poet, published them in 1803.

Such, then, is the history of a literary forgery! A Puck composes a

short romantic adventure, which is quietly thrown out to the world in a

newspaper or a magazine; some collector, such as the late Mr. Bindley,

who procured for Mr. Todd his original, as idle at least as he is

curious, houses the forlorn fiction--and it enters into literary

history! A French Chatterton picks up the obscure tale, and behold,

astonishes the literary inquirers of the very country whence the

imposture sprung! But the FOUR _Italian verses_, and the _Sleeping

Youth_! Oh! Monsieur Vanderbourg! for that gentleman is the ostensible

editor of Clotilde's poesies of the fifteenth century, some ingenious

persons are unlucky in this world! Perhaps one day we may yet discover

that this "romantic adventure" of _Milton_ and _Justine de Levis_ is not

so original as it seems--it may lie hid in the _Astree_ of D'Urfe, or

some of the long romances of the Scuderies, whence the English and the

French Chattertons may have drawn it. To such literary inventors we say

with Swift:--

----Such are your tricks;

But since you hatch, pray own your chicks!

Will it be credited that for the enjoyment of a temporary piece of

malice, Steevens would even risk his own reputation as a poetical

critic? Yet this he ventured, by throwing out of his edition the poems

of Shakspeare, with a remarkable hyper-criticism, that "the strongest

act of parliament that could be framed would fail to compel readers into

their service." Not only he denounced the sonnets of Shakspeare, but the

sonnet itself, with an absurd question, "What has truth or nature to do

with sonnets?" The secret history of this unwarrantable mutilation of a

great author by his editor was, as I was informed by the late Mr.

Boswell, merely done to spite his rival commentator Malone, who had

taken extraordinary pains in their elucidation. Steevens himself had

formerly reprinted them, but when Malone from these sonnets claimed for

himself one ivy leaf of a commentator's pride, behold, Steevens in a

rage would annihilate even Shakspeare himself, that he might gain a

triumph over Malone! In the same spirit, but with more caustic

pleasantry, he opened a controversy with Malone respecting Shakspeare's

wife! It seems that the poet had forgotten to mention his wife in his

copious will; and his recollection of Mrs. Shakspeare seems to mark the

slightness of his regard, for he only introduced by an interlineation, a

legacy to her of his "second best bed with the furniture"--and nothing

more! Malone naturally inferred that the poet had forgot her, and so

recollected her as more strongly to mark how little he esteemed her. He

had already, as it is vulgarly expressed, "cut her off, not indeed with

a shilling, but with an old bed!"[211] All this seems judicious, till

Steevens asserts the conjugal affection of the bard, tells us, that the

poet having, when in health, provided for her by settlement, or knowing

that her father had already done so (circumstances entirely

conjectural), he bequeathed to her at his death not _merely an old piece

of furniture, but_, PERHAPS, _as a mark of peculiar tenderness_,

The very bed that on his bridal night

Received him to the arms of Belvidera!

Steevens' severity of satire marked the deep malevolence of his heart;

and Murphy has strongly pourtrayed him in his address to the _Malevoli_.

Such another Puck was Horace Walpole! The King of Prussia's "Letter" to

Rousseau, and "The Memorial" pretended to have been signed by noblemen

and gentlemen, were fabrications, as he confesses, only to make

mischief. It well became him, whose happier invention, the Castle of

Otranto, was brought forward in the guise of forgery, so unfeelingly to

have reprobated the innocent inventions of a Chatterton.

We have Pucks busied among our contemporaries: whoever shall discover

their history will find it copious though intricate; the malignity at

least will exceed tenfold the merriment.

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