Or the reverse, when loyalty may be ridiculed, as

The right divine of kings--to govern wrong!

The most innocent recreations, such as the drama, dancing, dress, have

been anathematised by puritans, while philosophers have written

elaborate treatises in their defence--the enigma is solved, when we

discover that these words suggested a set of opposite notions to each.

But the nominalists and the realists, and the _doctores fundatissimi_,

_resolutissimi_, _refulgentes_, _profundi_, and _extatici_, have left

this heirloom of logomachy to a race as subtle and irrefragable! An

extraordinary scene has recently been performed by a new company of

actors, in the modern comedy of Political Economy; and the whole

dialogue has been carried on in an inimitable "confusion of words!" This

reasoning and unreasoning fraternity never use a term as a term, but for

an explanation, and which employed by them all, signifies opposite

things, but never the plainest! Is it not, therefore, strange that they

cannot yet tell us what are _riches_? what is _rent_? what is _value_?

Monsieur Say, the most sparkling of them all, assures us that the

English writers are obscure, by their confounding, like Smith, the

denomination of _labour_. The vivacious Gaul cries out to the grave

Briton, Mr. Malthus, "If I consent to employ your word _labour_, you

must understand me," so and so! Mr. Malthus says, "Commodities are not

exchanged for commodities only; they are also exchanged for _labour_;"

and when the hypochondriac Englishman, with dismay, foresees "the glut

of markets," and concludes that we may produce more than we can consume,

the paradoxical Monsieur Say discovers that "commodities" is a _wrong

word_, for it gives a wrong idea; it should be "productions;" for his

axiom is, that "productions can only be purchased with productions."

Money, it seems, according to dictionary ideas, has no existence in his

vocabulary; for Monsieur Say has formed a sort of Berkleian conception

of wealth being immaterial, while we confine our views to its

materiality. Hence ensues from this "confusion of words," this most

brilliant paradox,--that "a glutted market is not a proof that we

produce _too much_ but that we produce _too little_! for in that case

there is not enough produced to exchange with what is produced!" As

Frenchmen excel in politeness and impudence, Monsieur Say adds, "I

revere Adam Smith; he is my master; but this first of political

economists did not understand all the phenomena of production and

consumption." We, who remain uninitiated in this mystery of explaining

the operations of trade by metaphysical ideas, and raising up theories

to conduct those who never theorise, can only start at the "confusion of

words," and leave this blessed inheritance to our sons, if ever the

science survive the logomachy.

Caramuel, a famous Spanish bishop, was a grand architect of words.

Ingenious in theory, his errors were confined to his practice: he said a

great deal and meant nothing; and by an exact dimension of his

intellect, taken at the time, it appeared that "he had genius in the

eighth degree, eloquence in the fifth, but judgment only in the second!"

This great man would not read the ancients; for he had a notion that the

moderns must have acquired all they possessed, with a good deal of their

own "into the bargain." Two hundred and sixty-two works, differing in

breadth and length, besides his manuscripts, attest, that if the world

would read his writings, they could need no other; for which purpose his

last work always referred to the preceding ones, and could never be

comprehended till his readers possessed those which were to follow. As

he had the good sense to perceive that metaphysicians abound in obscure

and equivocal terms, to avoid this "confusion of words," he invented a

jargon of his own; and to make "confusion worse confounded," projected

grammars and vocabularies by which we were to learn it; but it is

supposed that he was the only man who understood himself. He put every

author in despair by the works which he announced. This famous architect

of words, however, built more labyrinths than he could always get out

of, notwithstanding his "_cabalistical_ grammar," and his "_audacious_

grammar."[46] Yet this great Caramuel, the critics have agreed, was

nothing but a puffy giant, with legs too weak for his bulk, and only to

be accounted as a hero amidst a "confusion of words."

Let us dread the fate of Caramuel! and before we enter into discussion

with the metaphysician, first settle what he means by the nature of

_ideas_; with the politician, his notion of _liberty_ and _equality_;

with the divine, what he deems _orthodox_; with the political economist,

what he considers to be _value_ and _rent_! By this means we may avoid,

what is perpetually recurring, that extreme laxity or vagueness of

words, which makes every writer, or speaker, complain of his

predecessor, and attempt sometimes, not in the best temper, to define

and to settle the signification of what the witty South calls "those

rabble-charming words, which carry so much wildfire wrapt up in them."

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