_Editor's note: This manuscript was found in a cellar of a house in
a Midwestern city; it is presented here partly for its historical
interest, but chiefly for your amusement._
_Mr. Wilma Masters (the former Andrew Jones) was found in the same
cellar. Our hunting party had taken Lindsay McPherson some time
before, and he had directed us promptly to the cellar. Men are like
that._
_As is the custom, the men were stripped, carefully searched, and
sent to the premarital barracks to wait for some girl's proposal.
Our readers will be happy to learn that they are both back in
service._
_Never underestimate the power of a woman._
--_Wilma Masters_