For a moment there was no sound. The burglars looked at the Baron and
the Baron looked at the burglars, mouths and eyes open alike. Then, even
before Crabb could display his intimidating revolver, the German had
disappeared through the door screaming at the top of his lungs.
"Quick! Out of the window!" said Crabb, helping Burnett over the sill.
"Down you go--I'll follow. Don't fall. If you miss your footing, we're
ruined."
Burnett scrambled out, over the coping and down the ladder, Crabb almost
on his fingers. But they reached the yard in safety and were out in the
alley running in the shadow of the fence before a venturesome head stuck
forth from the open window and a revolver blazed into the vacant air.
"The devil!" said Crabb. "They'll have every copper in the city on us
in a minute. This way." He turned into a narrow alley at right angles to
the other. "Off with the coat as you go--now, the mustache and grease
paint. Take your time. Into this sewer with the coats. So!"
Two gentlemen in light topcoats, one in a cap, the other in a hat,
walked up N street arm in arm, thickly singing. Their shirt fronts and
hair were rumpled, their legs were not too steady, and they clung
affectionately to each other for support and sang thickly.
A window flew up and a tousled head appeared.
"Hey!" yelled a voice. "Burglars in the alley!"
"Burglars!" said one of the singers; and then: "Go to bed. You're
drunk."
More sounds of windows, the blowing of night whistles and hurrying feet.
Still the revelers sang on.
A stout policeman, clamorous and bellicose, broke in.
"Did you see 'em? Did you see 'em?" he cried, glaring into their faces.
Bleary eyes returned his look.
"W-who?" said the voices in unison.
"Burglars," roared the copper. "If I wasn't busy I'd run ye in." And he
was off at full speed on his vagrant mission.
"Lucky you're busy, old chap," muttered Crabb to the departing figure.
"Do sober up a little, Ross, or we'll never get away. And don't jostle
me so, for I clank like a bellwether."
Slowly the pair made their way to Thomas Circle and Vermont Avenue,
where the sounds of commotion were lost in the noises of the night.
At L Street Burnett straightened up. "Lord!" he gasped. "But that was
close."
"Not as close as it looked," said Crabb, coolly. "A white shirt-front
does wonders with a copper. It was better than a knock on the head and a
run for it. In the meanwhile, Ross, for the love of Heaven, help me
with some of the bric-a-brac." And with that he handed Burnett a gold
pin tray, a silver box and a watch fob.
Burnett soberly examined the spoils. "I only wish we could have done
without that."
"And had Arnim know what we were driving for? Never, Ross. I'll pawn
them in New York for as little as I can and send von Schlichter the
tickets. Won't that do?"
"I suppose it must," said Burnett, dubiously.
By three o'clock they were on the _Blue Wing_ again, Burnett with
mingled feelings of doubt and satisfaction, Crabb afire with the
achievement.
"Rasselas was a fool, Ross, a malcontent--a _faineant_. Life is amazing,
bewitching, consummate." And then, gayly: "Here's a health, boy--a long
life to the new ambassador to the Court of St. James!"
* * * * *
But Ross did not go to the Court of St. James. In the following winter,
to the surprise of many, the President gave him a special mission to
prepare a trade treaty with Peru. Baron Arnim, in due course, recovered
his bric-a-brac. Meanwhile Emperor William, mystified at the amazing
sagacity of the Secretary of State in the Eastern question, continues
the building of a mighty navy in the fear that one day the upstart
nation across the ocean will bring the questions complicating them to
an issue.
But life was no longer amusing, bewitching or consummate to Crabb. The
flavor of an adventure gone from his mouth, the commonplace became more
flat and tasteless than before. Life was all pale drabs and grays again.
To make matters worse he had been obliged to make a business visit in
Philadelphia, and this filled the cup of insipidity to the brim. He was
almost ready to wish that his benighted forbears had never owned the
coal mines in Pennsylvania to which he had fallen heir, for it seemed
there were many matters to be settled, contracts to be signed and
leases to be drawn by his attorney in the sleepy city, and it would be
several days, he discovered, before he could get off to Newport. Not
even the _Blue Wing_ was at his disposal, for an accident in the engine
room had laid her out of commission for two weeks at least.
So he resigned himself to the inevitable, and took a room at a hotel,
grimly determined to see the matter through, conscious meanwhile of a
fervid hope that the unusual might happen--the lightning might strike.
Hate he had known and fear, but love had so far eluded him. Why, he did
not know, save that he had never been willing to perceive that emotion
when offered in conventional forms--and since no other forms were
possible, he had simply ceased to consider the matter. Yet marry some
day, he must, of course. But whom? Little he dreamed how soon he would
know. Little did Miss Patricia Wharton think that she had anything to
do with it. In fact, Patricia's thoughts at that time were far from
matrimony. Patricia was bored. For a month while Wharton pere boiled out
his gout at the sulphur springs, Patricia had dutifully sat and rocked,
tapping a small foot impatiently, looking hourly less a monument of
Patience and smiling not at all.
At last they were in Philadelphia. Wilson had opened two rooms at the
house and a speedy termination of David Wharton's business would have
seen them soon at Bar Harbor. But something went wrong at the office in
Chestnut Street, and Patricia, once a lamb and now a sheep of sacrifice,
found herself at this particular moment doomed to another weary week of
waiting.
To make matters worse not a girl Patricia knew was in town, or if there
were any the telephone refused to discover them. Her aunt's place was at
Haverford, but she knew that an invitation to dinner there meant aged
Quaker cousins and that kind of creaky informality which shows a need
of oil at the joints. That lubricant Patricia had no intention of
supplying. She had rather be bored alone than bored in company. She
found herself sighing for Bar Harbor as she had never sighed before. She
pictured the cottage, cool and gray among the rocks, the blue bowl of
the sea with its rim just at her window-ledge, the clamoring surf, and
the briny smell with its faint suggestion of things cool and curious
which came up newly breathed from the heart of the deep. She could hear
"Country Girl" whinnying impatience from the stable when Jack Masters on
"Kentucky" rode down from "The Pinnacle" to inquire.
Indeed, as she walked out into the Square in the afternoon she found
herself relapsing into a minute and somewhat sordid introspection. It
was the weather, perhaps. Surely the dog-days had settled upon the
sleepy city in earnest. No breath stirred the famishing trees, the smell
of hot asphalt was in the air, locusts buzzed vigorously everywhere,
trolley bells clanged out of tune, and the sun was leaving a blood-hot
trail across the sky in angry augury for the morrow.
Patricia sank upon a bench, and poked viciously at the walk with her
parasol. She experienced a certain grim satisfaction in being more than
usually alone. Poor Patricia! who at the crooking of a finger, could
have summoned to her side any one of five estimable scions of stupid,
distinguished families. Only something new, something difficult and
extraordinary would lift her from the hopeless slough of despond into
which she had found herself precipitated.
Andromeda awaiting Perseus on a bench in Rittenhouse Square! She smiled
widely and unrestrainedly up and precisely into the face of Mr. Mortimer
Crabb.