WELCOME HOME!

It is with great satisfaction that we read, in the columns of the _South

Wales Daily News_, of a citizens' meeting in the Cardiff Town Hall, for

the purpose of discussing and arranging plans the object of which is to

give a suitable and cordial "Welcome-home Reception" to the noble owner

of _Valkyrie III._, upon his return from the United States. That

"gallant little Wales" should take the initiative in such a project is

only natural, and JOHN BULL congratulates TAFFY, and sincerely hopes

that his happily-proposed demonstration to the Glamorganshire peer will

be carried out with all the success it deserves. Lord DUNRAVEN has done

much for yachting, and his recent sportsman-like conduct under the

trying circumstances he encountered in the "trans-pond-tine drama," _The

America Cup_, fully merits recognition, not only from Wales, but also

from the rest of the United Kingdom. Slightly parodying BYRON, we might

address the following: lines to Miss COLUMBIA:--

Laugh while thou canst--_another_ race

May make thee Cup-less, pretty Yankee!

But let the ships have "elbow" space

Or else we'll have to say, "No, thank'ee."

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GIL BLAS-É.--CHARLES LAMB declared the human species to be divided into

two distinct races, _the men who borrow_ and _the men who lend_, of

which he considered the former to be infinitely superior to the latter,

and consequently designated them the "Great Race." Now, undoubtedly the

great race in Paris at present is the female race, the race of lady

bicyclists who, not content with borrowing men's hearts, have

appropriated the masculine garment as well. The enterprising _Gil Blas_

newspaper recently "brought off" a novelty in the way of _Courses à

bicyclettes_ for opera dancers, which took place with great _éclat_ in

the Bois de Boulogne. The fair terpsichoreans, from "_prima ballerina

assoluta_, who is famous from St. Petersburg to Utah," to the humblest

_rat_, or ballet-girl, assembled in force, and, with "light fantastic

toe" and "twinkling foot" pressing the treadles of their willing

machines, keenly contested the various events, to the huge delight of a

concourse of frivolous _boulevardiers_. After the morning's sport the

_chic Bicycli-ennes_ were entertained at an elegant _déjeuner_, the

_menu_ of which, compiled by an Anglo-Parisian _gourmet_, comprised

among its appetising items a new dish, to wit, _oeufs Cocottes à "l'

Wheel_."

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