I REVEAL MY SECRET.--TREMENDOUS EFFECTS OF THE REVELATION.--MUTUAL
EXPLANATIONS, WHICH ARE BY NO MEANS SATISFACTORY. JACK STANDS UP FOR
WHAT HE CALLS HIS RIGHTS.--REMONSTRANCES AND REASONINGS, ENDING IN A
GENERAL ROW.--JACK MAKES A DECLARATION OF WAR, AND TAKES HIS DEPARTURE
IN A STATE OF UNPARALLELED HUFFINESS.
I Could hold out no longer. I had preserved my secret jealously for two
entire days, and my greater secret had been seething in my brain, and
all that, for a day. Jack had given me his entire confidence. Why
shouldn't I give him mine? I longed to tell him all. I had told him of
my adventure, and why should I not tell of its happy termination? Jack,
too, was fairly and thoroughly in the dumps, and it would be a positive
boon to him if I could lead his thoughts away from his own sorrows to
my very peculiar adventures.
"Jack," said I, at last, "I've something to tell you."
"Go ahead," cried Jack, from the further end of his pipe.
"It's about the Lady of the Ice," said I.
"Is it?" said Jack, dolefully
"Yes; would you like to hear about it?"
"Oh, yes, of course," said Jack, in the same tone.
Whereupon I began with the evening of the concert, and told him all
about the old man, and my rush to the rescue. I gave a very animated
description of the scene, but, finding that Jack did not evince any
particular interest, I cut it all short.
"Well," said I, "I won't bore you. I'll merely state the leading facts.
I got the old fellow out. He took my arm, and insisted on my going home
with him. I went home, and found there the Lady of the Ice."
"Odd, too," said Jack, languidly, puffing out a long stream of smoke;
"don't see how you recognized her--thought you didn't remember and all
that. So you've found her at last, have you? Well, my dear fellow, 'low
me to congratulate you. Deuced queer, too. By-the-way, what did you say
her name was?"
"I didn't mention her name," said I.
"Ah, I see; a secret?"
"Oh, no. I didn't suppose you'd care about knowing."
"Bosh! Course I'd care. What was it, old boy? Tell a fellow. I'll keep
dark--you know me."
"Her name," said I, "is Miss O'Halloran."
No sooner had I uttered that name, than an instantaneous and most
astonishing change came over the whole face, the whole air, the whole
manner, the whole expression, the whole attitude, of Jack Randolph. He
sprang up to his feet, as though he had been shot, and the pipe fell
from his hands on the floor, where it lay smashed.
"WHAT!!!" he cried, in a loud voice.
"Look here," said I--"what may be the meaning of all that? What's the
row now?"
"What name did you say?" he repeated.
"Miss O'Halloran," said I.
"O'Halloran?" said he--"are you sure?"
"Of course, I'm sure. How can I be mistaken?"
"And her father--what sort of man is he?"
"A fine old felloe," said I--"full of fun, well informed, convivial,
age about sixty, well preserved, splendid face--"
"Is--is he an Irishman?" asked Jack, with deep emotion.
"Yes."
"Does--does he live in--in Queen Street?" asked Jack, with gasp.
"The very street," said I.
"Number seven hundred and ninety-nine?"
"The very number. But see here, old chap, how the mischief do you
happen to know exactly all about that house? It strikes me as being
deuced odd."
"And you saved her?" said Jack, without taking any notice of my
question.
"Haven't I just told you so? Oh, bother! What's the use of all this
fuss?"
"Miss O'Halloran?" said Jack.
"Miss O'Halloran," I repeated. "But will you allow me to ask what in
the name of common-sense is the matter with you? Is there a bee in your
bonnet, man? What's Miss O'Halloran to you, or you to Miss O'Halloran?
Haven't you got enough women on your conscience already? Do you mean to
drag her in? Don't try it my boy--for I'm concerned there."
"Miss O'Halloran!" cried Jack. "Look here, Macrorie--you'd better take
care."
"Take care?"
"Yes. Don't you go humbugging about there."
"I don't know what you're up to, dear boy. What's your little joke?"
"There's no joke at all about it," said Jack, harshly. "Do you know who
Miss O'Halloran is?"
"Well, I know that she's the daughter of Mr. O'Halloran, and that he's
a fine old fellow. Any further information, however, I shall be
delighted to receive. You talk as though you know something about her.
What is it? But don't slander. Not a word against her. That won't
stand."
"Slander! A word against her!" cried Jack. "Macrorie, you don't know
who she is, or what she is to me. Macrorie, this miss O'Halloran is
that lady that we have been calling 'Number Three'."
It was now my turn to be confounded. I, too, started to my feet, and
not only my pipe, but my tumbler also, fell crashing to the floor.
"The devil she is!" I cried.
"She is--I swear she is--as true as I'm alive."
At this moment I had more need of a good, long, low whistle than ever I
had in my life before. But I didn't whistle. Even a whistle was useless
here to express the emotions that I felt at Jack's revelation. I stood
and stared at him in silence. But I didn't see him. Other visions came
before my mind's eye, Horatio, which shut out Jack from my view. I was
again in that delightful parlor; again Nora's form was near--her
laughing face, her speaking eyes, her expression--now genial and
sympathetic, now confused and embarrassed. There was her round, rosy,
smiling face, and near it the sombre face of Marion, with her dark,
penetrating eyes. And this winning face, this laughter-loving Venus--
this was the one about whom Jack rated as his Number Three. This was
the one whom he asked to run off with him. She! _She_ run off, and with
him! The idea was simple insanity. She had written him a letter--had
she?--and it was a scorcher, according to his own confession. She had
found him out, and thrown him over. Was not I far more to her than a
fellow like Jack--I who had saved her from a hideous death? There could
be no question about that. Was not her bright, beaming smile of
farewell still lingering in my memory? And Jack had the audacity to
think of her yet!
"Number Three," said I--"well, that's odd. At any rate, there's one of
your troubles cut off."
"Cutoff?"
"Yes."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean this, that Number Three won't bother you again."
Jack stood looking at me for some time in silence, with a dark frown on
his brow.
"Look here, Macrorie," said he; "you force me to gather from your words
what I am very unwilling to learn."
"What!" said I "Is it that I admire Miss O'Halloran? Is that it? Come,
now; speak plainly, Jack. Don't stand in the sulks. What is it that you
want to say? I confess that I'm as much amazed as you are at finding
that my Lady of the Ice is the same as your 'Number Three.' But such is
the case; and now what are you going to do about it?"
"First of all," said Jack, coldly, "I want to know what you are
proposing to do about it."
"I?" said I. "Why, my intention is, if possible, to try to win from
Miss O'Halloran a return of that feeling which I entertain toward her."
"So that's your little game--is it?" said Jack, savagely.
"Yes," said I, quietly; "that's exactly my little game. And may I ask
what objection you have to it, or on what possible right you can ground
any conceivable objection?"
"Right?" said Jack--"every right that a man of honor should respect."
"Right?" cried I. "Right?"
"Yes, right. You know very well that she's mine."
"Yours! Yours!" I cried. "Yours! You call her "Number Three." That very
name of itself is enough to shut your mouth forever. What! Do you come
seriously to claim any rights over a girl, when by your own confession
there are no less than two others to whom you have offered yourself? Do
you mean to look me in the face, after what you yourself have told me,
and say that you consider that you have any claims on Miss O'Halloran?"
"Yes, I do!" cried Jack. "I do, by Jove! Look here, Macrorie. I've
given you my confidence. I've told you all about my affair with her.
You know that only a day or two ago I was expecting her to elope with
me--"
"Yes, and hoping that she wouldn't," I interrupted.
"I was not. I was angry when she refused, and I've felt hard about it
ever since. But she's mine all the same, and you know it."
"Yours? And so is Miss Phillips yours," I cried, "and so is Mrs.
Finnimore; and I swear I believe that, if I were to be sweet on Louie,
you'd consider yourself injured. Hang it, man! What are you up to?
What do you mean? At this rate, you'll claim every woman in Quebec.
Where do intend to draw the line? Would be content if I were sweet on
Miss Phillips? Wouldn't you be jealous if I were to visit the widow?
And what would you say if I were seized with a consuming passion for
Louie? Come, Jack--don't row; don't be quite insane. Sit down again,
and let's drop the subject."
"I won't drop the subject," growled Jack. "You needn't try to argue
yourself out of it. You know very well that I got her first."
"Why, man, at this rate, you might get every woman in America. You seem
to think that this is Utah."
"Come, no humbug, Macrorie. You know very well what I am to that
girl."
"You! you!" I cried. "Why, you have told me already that she has found
you out. Hang it, man! if it comes to that, what are you in her eyes
compared with me? You've been steadily humbugging her ever since you
first knew her, and she's found it out But I come to her as the
companion of the darkest hour of her life, as the one who saved her
from death. You--good Lord!--do you pretend to put yourself in
comparison with me? You, with your other affairs, and your conscious
falsity to her, with me! Why, but for me, she would be drifting down
the river, and lying stark and dead on the beach of Anticosti. That is
what I have done for her. And what have you done? I might laughed over
the joke of it before I knew her; but now, since I know her, and her,
when you force me to say what you have done, I declare to you that you
have wronged her, and cheated her, and humbugged her, and she knows
it, and you know it, and I know it. These things may be all very well
for a lark; but, when you pretend to make a serious matter of them,
they look ugly. Confound it! have you lost your senses?"
"You'll see whether I've lost my senses or not," said Jack, fiercely.
"You've got trouble enough on your shoulders, Jack," said I. "Don't
get into any more. You actually have the face to claim no less than
three women. Yes, four. I must count Louie, also. If this question
were about Louie, wouldn't you be just as fierce?"
Jack did not answer.
"Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you say that I had violated your confidence?
Wouldn't you declare that it was a wrong to yourself, and a bitter
injury? If I had saved Louie's life, and then suddenly fallen in love
with her wouldn't you have warned me off in the same way? You know you
would. But will you listen to reason? You can't have them all. You must
choose one of them. Take Miss Phillips, and be true to your first vow.
Take the widow, and be rich. Take Louie, and be happy. There you have
it. There are three for you. As for Miss O'Halloran, she has passed
away from you forever. I have snatched her from death, and she is mine
forever."
"She shall never be yours!" cried Jack, furiously.
"She shall be mine!" cried I, in wrathful tones.
"Never! never!" cried Jack. "She's mine, and she shall be mine."
"Damn it, man! are you crazy? How many wives do you propose to have?"
"She shall be mine!" cried Jack. "She, and no other. I give up all
others. They may all go and be hanged. She, and she alone, shall be
mine."
Saying this, he strode toward the door, opened it, passed through, and
banged it behind him. I heard his heavy footsteps as he went off, and I
stood glaring after him, all my soul on fire with indignation.