By CHARLES COTTRELL

_First we discovered the Willy Maloon category. Then we

discovered Willy himself. Then we data-researched, and

postulated a theory. Everything was easy, until it came to

the question of proof._

[Illustration]

* * * * *

This thing really started before the time I had Willy Maloon under

observation when he gunned the small runabout well past cruising speed

in order to reach the little asteroid as soon as he could. At times

like that he showed undue impatience. I was following at a discreet

distance behind him, homing in on the rock, too. I had to find out

what he was up to.

Archie Crosby, the obliging scoundrel, had "lent" Willy the homer unit

out of supply. But, of course, he (Willy) had requested it in words to

the effect that it was to replace a defective one in the cache. And

Archie didn't doubt Willy for a moment, Willy being the kind of fellow

he is.

Willy had worked a couple of hours on the homer unit, which is nothing

more than a small radio transmitter. He tuned it to a frequency on the

high side of the band used by the homer units in the cache. This was

so no one would be likely to inadvertently tune the frequency and get

curious. Tuning any of the vehicle receivers to that particular

transmitter frequency was a simple matter. Then he had taken the

transmitter out among the asteroids and hunted around until he had

found one about two miles or thereabouts in diameter, only it couldn't

be said to have a diameter because it was quite irregular in shape.

But to Willy it must have been as fascinating as a jewel. So he

planted the homer on it so that he could find it again when he wanted

to. Of course, he hadn't yet thought of a reason for wanting an

asteroid, but he would. He usually found reasons for the strange

things he did.

And he did. It must have been just after Ollie Hadaway lost control of

his tug. It had been headed in the direction of a rather large

asteroid. Ollie had tried to unjumble the steering jets, but he

couldn't, so he bailed out and was picked up a little later. The tug

went on and shattered on the surface of the asteroid. Then later,

Willy, at my directions, investigated the accident, examined the tug,

and wrote up an accident report on it. And the inspection part of it

must have gone something like this:

When Willy arrived to examine the shattered tug on the surface of the

asteroid, he must have been pleasantly surprised to note that the hull

was a battered mess, but miraculously some of the innards were intact.

He must have looked closer and saw that the drive unit had escaped

destruction. The drive unit of a tug is a super-heavy duty workhorse

of a unit chock full of more power than would ever be packed or needed

in a conventional ship of the same size. But as I said before, this

was a propulsion unit from a tug, and tugs like ones we use need

plenty of power.

And that must have been when Willy decided on a reason for having his

own private asteroid. He would add the drive unit to it and make it

mobile. He must have sparkled with the idea for the rest of the day. I

recall his accident report saying the tug was a total loss. Of course,

no one checked Willy's decision on that.

* * * * *

I also had Willy under observation the time he retrieved the drive

unit and took it to his newly acquired privately owned (now) asteroid.

The peculiar shape of the asteroid would lend itself to adaptation to

mobility. So Willy blasted off the tip of the elongated end with some

explosives he had diverted from some other project, drilled it out

with some small charges, and fitted the drive unit in it, and anchored

it down. It had taken quite a while to do all that, but Willy had

interminable patience once he started a project. The entire procedure

would seem impossible for one man, but bulk and weight were no

problems in space. And Willy constantly worked miracles.

The question of what value a mobile asteroid would be among swarms of

non-mobile asteroids way out in space where there was no place to go

never seemed to have entered Willy's mind.

(Now when I speak of "night" and "day," I speak of those periods of

the twenty-four hour clock set forth as working and non-working

periods. The working part was the "day" part of the twenty-four hours,

during which we all engaged in our contracted occupations. The rest of

the time until the twenty-four hour period ended was considered

"night." Naturally, among the asteroids there was no rising and

setting of the sun to help designate the passage of time. The

reference to night and day is a habit which persists with space men no

matter which part of the system they happen to be in.)

A few days after Willy had finished installing the drive unit in his

asteroid, a small company speedster came to a near-halt at the outer

fringes of our section of the asteroid belt. For the next eighty hours

it felt its way by radar through the belt, dodging and going around

the larger bodies, and slowing its speed whenever it became necessary

to shoulder its way through masses of smaller debris and dust.

Finally it had our station in sight visually, and in a matter of hours

later, it was edging its sleek sixty feet of length into a side gantry

attached to the station.

Mr. Garfield Goil disembarked from the speedster with a small

retinue. He was greeted on the inside of the lock by Mr. Orrin, our

station manager. As operations engineer-foreman, I was there with

Orrin to greet Mr. Goil.

Mr. Goil's presence had been expected for the past several days, but

not especially looked forward to. His status and stature with the

Extraterrestrial Mining Company was well known to all of us, and

certainly respected. His volatile temperament was well known also; it

commanded our concern. And if ever Mr. Goil's temperament was to be

put to a test, it was during one of his inspection visits. And that

was what he had come for--his first to this station.

As I remember, there had always been conjecture on whether Mr. Goil's

temperament was the result of his physical topography, or whether his

physical topography had been altered by his temperament. In either

case, Mr. Garfield Goil was representative of that only appellation

inevitable to him because of his facial features and his name. And Mr.

Goil was perpetually bitter and approached the world--any world--with

a chip welded to his shoulder.

* * * * *

I tagged along as Orrin escorted Goil to his quarters and broke the

seal on a bottle of bourbon he had been saving for this particular

occasion.

It had been the wrong thing to do. Goil promptly informed Orrin that

not only was he (Goil) a teetotaler, but also that he was opposed to

drinking by anyone else, especially by company employees during duty

hours, and in a place other than an authorized area such as the

recreation room or the station bar. He told him further that he would

not condone such practices while he was around; his immediate job was

to inspect operations personally. His accompanying teams would dig

deeply into other matters such as personnel, supplies, overall

operations efficiency, and so on. Work would begin as soon as

possible.

Goil then excused himself coldly and left for the VIP quarters.

Point number one for the opposition, I thought. Why hadn't someone

warned us about the peculiarities of the man?

I hoped nothing would go wrong with the inspection. If things went

well, Goil and his cohorts could get their business over with and get

away from here that much faster. I was more than a little concerned

about Willy and what he was doing.

Willy had spent two days, mostly off-duty time, visiting and working

on the asteroid he had adopted, his two miles of irregular

monstrosity. In his spurt of activity to install the drive unit, he

had over-calculated a charge of explosives and blown out too much of

the end section of the asteroid. That caused him some concern for a

little while. In a flash of what he probably considered to be pure

genius, he solved that minor problem by deciding to fill in the hole

by installing a sub-space energizer. This first flash of genius was

apparently followed by another inspirational flash. He could, with

both installations, and some additional work, send the thing back to

Earth. He must have been proud of the thought, for private satellites

around Earth were all the rage now; no one who was Anyone was without

one. Besides that, it would make a wonderful birthday present for his

wife. Her birthday was only a matter of days away.

* * * * *

Goil's first request was to observe a day's operation. I had made what

few arrangements were necessary, and Goil and I started out early so

we could get into position and see the operations from the start.

We had one of the observation flitters. I took it about twenty

thousand miles out from the area of operations and parked with the

forward port facing the area. I said:

"We'll watch from here, Mr. Goil. You can see the debris floating down

there." I pointed, and Goil looked at the little pin points of light

reflecting from a great volume of dust, nebula-like in its dim

luminosity. "When the crew starts actual operation, we will turn on

the magnification screens and get some close-up views of the process."

"Please explain this to me," said Goil. "I've never seen an asteroid's

operation before."

"Of course, Mr. Goil. I didn't know. This asteroid patch, or vein, as

we like to call it, has a better than average content of metal ores

and compounds. As you can see, we have swept the loose ends, so to

speak, together. And there you see the result. In the center of that

nebulous sort of mass is a large asteroid. There is at least one in

almost every patch. We use that as the core, and by planting a large

gravity generator on it and feeding it a great deal of power, it and

the asteroid attracts most of the nearby debris. The gravity generator

has been souped up tremendously. It burns out rather quickly, but it

operates long enough for our purposes. There is a respectable layer of

assorted sizes of asteroids hugging the core. And there are several

miles of dust surrounding everything. After the gravity generator has

burned out, the big attraction dies out, of course. But the

proximity of the debris is still enough to hold them together for some

time."

[Illustration]

"What is that stray body off to one side?"

"That is the trigger asteroid," I answered.

A couple of minutes before triggering time, I reached over and punched

the channel button on operations frequency. Immediately the usual

operations chatter came rushing out at us from the speaker. Suddenly a

voice blasted out saying, "Ready, Sam? Clear, everybody! Eyes off! Ten

to go!" A countdown was started.

I had switched on four screens, each a different magnification. I

pointed to a spheroid on one of the screens and said, "There's the

trigger body. It's equipped with a sub-space energizer big enough to

get it into sub-space and return it to normal. Then there is a small

propulsor unit with just enough energy to send it to the center of

that mess. Then it returns to normal space smack dab in the center of

the core asteroid. And when the asteroid matter and the trigger body

matter try to occupy the same space at the same time.... Watch it go

out."

It did. Just disappeared.

The debris-encrusted mass vaporized. It seemed to do it slowly,

lazily. Much of the debris was flung out from the mass, but raw energy

of boiling vapors chased it, overtook it, and then it too was vapor.

The light emitted from the vaporizing collection of bodies would have

been optic nerve searing if Goil and I had not been looking at it

through the screens. The vapor continued to expand and spread until it

looked like a miniature nebula.

I said, "The triggering body is about half the size of the core body.

The heat that results from the explosion vaporizes nearly a hundred

per cent of the material. What little solid matter that escapes is of

little consequence."

Goil watched in fascination. The spectrum of colors displayed were

unbelievably, indescribably beautiful. The brilliant cloud masses that

boiled and leaped around were like things alive trying to escape the

terrible inner torment.

* * * * *

A long time passed, but the sight was so hypnotizing that Goil seemed

to be unaware of just how long he had been watching. Finally I broke

the silence.

"Watch the specks on the far left screen. They are the gravitor tugs.

They are ready to move in."

I stepped up the magnification on the screen. Goil watched a number of

great, ugly ships line abreast, head for the glowing clouds, enter,

and disappear from sight.

"Those tugs are modifications of the scientific ships that sweep close

to the sun to observe solar phenomena first hand. They are impervious

to the relatively low heat of the vapor. They will do the fringes

first. The center is still too turbulent. By the time they complete

the fringes, the center will be calm enough to sweep. They work their

way inward all the time."

"How long will it take to complete the operation?" Goil asked.

"With a cloud this size, about a week. It's best to get on it right

away. The tougher metals come out sooner than the softer and lighter

metals with lower vaporizing points. Recovery has to be made while the

metals are in the vapor state or the gravitors won't work

efficiently."

"Exactly how does it work?" asked Goil.

"Well, I guess you might remotely compare it to fractional

distillation," I said. "Only we gather metals instead of fluids. The

reason for vaporizing the solids is to make the ships accessible to

the metals. It spreads the matter out thin. The gravitors work very

well in the hot vapor. Behind each ship is towed a gravitor. Each

gravitor is set to attract a particular metal, somewhat the way a

magnet attracts iron, again loosely comparing. A magnet, as you know,

attracts by magnetic force. The gravitors are adjusted to attract a

metal by selecting its gravitic attraction. As the gravitor ships pass

through the vapor, the gravitors behind them attract the metal they

are set for. When load size has been reached, they are taken to the

cache near the station."

* * * * *

We watched the operation for three more hours. Goil wanted to see the

first of the gravitor tugs emerge with its load. Finally a ship

emerged from the cloud mass and headed for the station.

"What is it carrying?" Goil asked, looking at the tremendous mass of

incandescent material being towed a mile behind the tug.

"Tungsten," I said. "Would you like to see our cache?"

I steered the little observation ship past the station. When we

arrived at the cache area I eased the speed of the ship until it was

barely moving around among tremendous masses of various metals. Goil

recognized small spheroids of gold and silver. I pointed out other

metals, some in greater quantities than others, all floating in space,

with thick cables connecting them. I saw Goil looking at the cables

curiously.

"Keeps them from drifting apart," I said.

For another twenty minutes we cruised around the cache. Goil said

only a word now and then. He was visibly impressed by the mountains of

metal all around, all representing untold potential wealth. I think he

better understood how such an expensive operation so far from Earth

could be quite profitable.

"You may wonder," I said, "just how I located this cache. There are

several little transmitters among the piles. I just home in on any one

of them. Each metal cache has its own frequency. Gold, silver,

tungsten, beryllium...."

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