SCENE FIRST
(Another apartment in Mercadet's house, well furnished. At the back
and in the centre is a mantel-piece, having instead of a mirror a
clear plate of glass; side doors; a large table, surrounded by chairs,
in the middle of the stage; sofa and armchairs.)
Justin, Therese and Virginie, then Mercadet.
(Justin enters first and beckons to Therese. Virginie, carrying
papers, sits insolently on the sofa. Justin looks through the keyhole
of the door on the left side and listens.)
Therese
Is it possible that they could pretend to conceal from us the
condition of their affairs?
Virginie
Old Gruneau tells me that the master is soon to be arrested; I hope
that what I have spent will be taken account of, for he owes me the
money for these bills, besides my wages!
Therese
Oh! set your mind at rest. We are likely to lose everything, for the
master is bankrupt.
Justin
I can't hear anything. They speak too low! They don't trust us.
Virginie
It is frightful!
Justin (with his ear to the half-open door)
Wait, I think I hear something.
(The door bursts open and Mercadet appears.)
Mercadet (to Justin)
Don't let me disturb you.
Justin
Sir, I--I--was just putting--
Mercadet
Really! (To Virginie, who jumps up suddenly from the sofa) Keep your
seat, Mlle. Virginie, and you, M. Justin, why didn't you come in? We
were talking about my business.
Justin
You amuse me, sir.
Mercadet
I am heartily glad of it.
Justin
You take trouble easy, sir.
Mercadet (severely)
That will do, all of you. And remember that from this time forth I see
all who call. Treat no one either with insolence or too much humility,
for you will meet here no creditors, but such as have been paid.
Justin
Oh, bosh!
Mercadet
Go!
(The central door opens. Mme. Mercadet, Julie and Minard appear. The
servants leave the room.)
SCENE SECOND
Mercadet, Mme. Mercadet, Julie and Minard.
Mercadet (aside)
I am annoyed to see my wife and daughter here. In my present
circumstances, women are likely to spoil everything, for they have
nerves. (Aloud) What is it, Mme. Mercadet?
Mme. Mercadet
Sir, you were counting on the marriage of Julie to establish your
credit and reassure your creditors, but the event of yesterday has put
you at their mercy--
Mercadet
Do you think so? Well, you are quite mistaken. I beg your pardon, M.
Minard, but what brings you here?
Minard
Sir--I--
Julie
Father--it is--
Mercadet
Are you come to ask again for my daughter?
Minard
Yes, sir.
Mercadet
But everybody says that I am going to fail--
Minard
I know it, sir.
Mercadet
And would you marry the daughter of a bankrupt?
Minard
Yes, for I would work to re-establish him.
Julie
That's good, Adolphe.
Mercadet (aside)
A fine young fellow. I will give him an interest in the first big
business I do.
Minard
I have made known my attachment to the man I look upon as a father. He
has informed me--that I am the possessor of a small fortune--
Mercadet
A fortune!
Minard
When I was confided to his care, a sum of money was entrusted to him,
which has increased by interest, and I now possess thirty thousand
francs.
Mercadet
Thirty thousand francs!
Minard
On learning of the disaster that had befallen you, I realized this
sum, and I bring it to you, sir; for sometimes in these cases an
arrangement can be made by paying something on account--
Mme. Mercadet
He has an excellent heart!
Julie (with pride)
Yes, indeed, papa!
Mercadet
Thirty thousand francs. (Aside) They might be tripled by buying some
of Verdelin's stock and then doubled with-- No, no. (To Minard) My
boy, you are at the age of self-sacrifice. If I could pay two hundred
francs with thirty thousand, the fortune of France, of myself and of
most people would be made. No, keep your money!
Minard
What! You refuse it?
Mercadet (aside)
If with this I could keep them quiet for a month, if by some bold
stoke I could revive the depression in my property, it might be all
right. But the money of these poor children, it cuts me to the heart
to think of it, for when they are in tears people calculate amiss; it
is not well to risk the money of any but fellow-brokers--no--no
(Aloud) Adolphe, you may marry my daughter.
Minard
Oh! Sir--Julie--my own Julie--
Mercadet
That is, of course, as soon as she has three hundred thousand francs
as dowry.
Mme. Mercadet
My dear!
Julie
Papa!
Minard
Ah, sir! How long are you going to put me off?
Mercadet
Put you off? She will have it in a month! Perhaps sooner--
All
How is that?
Mercadet
Yes, by the use of my brains--and a little money. (Minard holds out
his pocket-book.) But lock up those bills! And come, take away my wife
and daughter. I want to be alone.
Mme. Mercadet (aside)
Is he going to hatch some plot against his creditors? I must find out.
Come, Julie.
Julie
Papa, how good you are!
Mercadet
Nonsense!
Julie
I love you so much.
Mercadet
Nonsense!
Julie
Adolphe, I do not thank you, I shall have all my life for that.
Minard
Dearest Julie!
Mercadet (leading them out)
Come, now, you had better breathe out your idyls in some more retired
spot.
(They go out.)
SCENE THIRD
Mercadet, then De la Brive.
Mercadet
I have resisted--it was a good impulse! But I was wrong to obey it. If
I finally yield to the temptation, I can make their little capital
worth very much more. I shall manage this fortune for them. My poor
daughter has indeed a good lover. What hearts of gold are theirs! Dear
children! (Goes towards the door at the right.) I must make their
fortune. De la Brive is here awaiting me. (Looking through the open
door) I believe he is asleep. I gave him a little too much wine, so as
to handle him more easily. (Shouting) Michonnin! The constable! The
constable!
De la Brive (coming out, rubbing his eyes)
Hello! What are you saying?
Mercadet
Don't be frightened, I only wanted to wake you up. (Takes his seat at
the table.)
De la Brive (sitting at the other side of the table)
Sir, an orgie acts on the mind like a storm on the country. It brings
on refreshment, it clothes with verdure! And ideas spring forth and
bloom! /In vino varietas/!
Mercadet
Yesterday, our conversation on business matters was interrupted.
De la Brive
Father-in-law, I recall it distinctly--we recognized the fact that our
houses could not keep their engagements. We were on the point of
bankruptcy, and you are unfortunate enough to be my creditor, while I
am fortunate enough to be your debtor by the amount of forty-seven
thousand, two hundred and thirty-three francs and some centimes.
Mercadet
Your head is level enough.
De la Brive
But my pocket and my conscience are a little out. Yet who can reproach
me? By squandering my fortune I have brought profit to every trade in
Paris, and even to those who do not know me. We, the useless ones! We,
the idlers! Upon my soul! It is we who keep up the circulation of
money--
Mercadet
By means of the money in circulation. Ah! you have all your wits about
you!
De la Brive
But I have nothing else.
Mercadet
Our wits are our mint. Is it not so? But, considering your present
situation, I shall be brief.
De la Brive
That is why I take a seat.
Mercadet
Listen to me. I see that you are going down the steep way which leads
to that daring cleverness for which fools blame successful operators.
You have tasted the piquant intoxicating fruits of Parisian pleasure.
You have made luxury the inseparable companion of your life. Paris
begins at the Place de l'Etoile, and ends at the Jockey Club. That is
your Paris, which is the world of women who are talked about too much,
or not at all.
De la Brive
That is true.
Mercadet
You breathe the cynical atmosphere of wits and journalists, the
atmosphere of the theatre and of the ministry. It is a vast sea in
which thousands are casting their nets! You must either continue this
existence, or blow your brains out!
De la Brive
No! For it is impossible to think that it can continue without me.
Mercadet
Do you feel that you have the genius to maintain yourself in style at
the height to which you aspire? To dominate men of mind by the power
of capital and superiority of intellect? Do you think that you will
always have skill enough to keep afloat between the two capes, which
have seen the life of elegance so often founder between the cheap
restaurant and the debtors' prison?
De la Brive
Why! You are breaking into my conscience like a burglar--you echo my
very thought! What do you want with me?
Mercadet
I wish to rescue you, by launching you into the world of business.
De la Brive
By what entrance?
Mercadet
Let me choose the door.
De la Brive
The devil!
Mercadet
Show yourself a man who will compromise himself for me--
De la Brive
But men of straw may be burnt.
Mercadet
You must be incombustible.
De la Brive
What are the terms of our copartnership?
Mercadet
You try to serve me in the desperate circumstances in which I am at
present, and I will make you a present of your forty-seven thousand,
two hundred and thirty-three francs, to say nothing of the centimes.
Between ourselves, I may say that only address is needed.
De la Brive
In the use of the pistol or the sword?
Mercadet
No one is to be killed; on the contrary--
De la Brive
That will suit me.
Mercadet
A man is to be brought to life again.
De la Brive
That doesn't suit me at all, my dear fellow. The legacy, the chest of
Harpagon, the little mule of Scapin and, indeed, all the farces which
have made us laugh on the ancient stage are not well received nowadays
in real life. The police have a way of getting mixed up with them, and
since the abolition of privileges, no one can administer a drubbing
with impunity.
Mercadet
Well, what do you think of five years in debtors' prison? Eh? What a
fate!
De la Brive
As a matter of fact, my decision must depend upon what you want me to
do to any one, for my honor so far is intact and is worth--
Mercadet
You must invest it well, for we shall have dire need of all that it is
worth. I want you to assist me in sitting at the table which the
Exchange always keeps spread, and we will gorge ourselves with the
good things there offered us, for you must admit that while those who
seek for millions have great difficulty in finding them, they are
never found by those who do not seek.
De la Brive
I think I can co-operate with you in this matter. You will return to
me my forty-seven thousand francs--
Mercadet
Yes, sir.
De la Brive
I am not required to be anything but be--very clever?
Mercadet
Nimble, but this nimbleness will be exercised, as the English say, on
the right side of the law.
De la Brive
What is it you propose?
Mercadet (giving him a paper)
Here are your written instructions. You are to represent something
like an uncle from America--in fact, my partner, who has just come
back from the West Indies.
De la Brive
I understand.
Mercadet
Go to the Champs-Elysees, secure a post-chaise that has been much
battered, have horses harnessed to it, and make your arrival here
wrapped in a great pelisse, your head enveloped in a huge cap, while
you shiver like a man who finds our summer icy cold. I will receive
you; I will conduct you in; you will speak to my creditors; not one of
them knows Godeau; you will make them give me more time.
De la Brive
How much time?
Mercadet
I need only two days--two days, in order that Pierquin may complete
certain purchases which we have ordered. Two days in order that the
stock which I know how to inflate may have time to rise. You will be
my backer, my security. And as no one will recognize you--
De la Brive
I shall cease to be this personage as soon as I have paid you forty-
seven thousand, two hundred and thirty-three francs and some centimes.
Mercadet
That is so. But I hear some one--my wife--
Mme. Mercadet (enters)
My dear, there are some letters for you, and the bearer requires an
answer.
(Mme. Mercadet withdraws to the fireplace.)
Mercadet
I suppose I must go. Good-day, my dear De la Brive. (In a low voice)
Not a word to my wife; she would not understand the operation, and
would misconstrue it. (Aloud) Go quickly, and forget nothing.
De la Brive
You need have no fear.
(Mercadet goes out by the left; De la Brive starts to go out by the
centre, but Mme. Mercadet intercepts him.)
SCENE FOURTH
Mme. Mercadet and De la Brive.
De la Brive
Madame?
Mme. Mercadet
Forgive me, sir!
De la Brive
Kindly excuse me, madame, I must be going--
Mme. Mercadet
You must not go.
De la Brive
But you are not aware--
Mme. Mercadet
I know all.
De la Brive
How is that?
Mme. Mercadet
You and my husband are bent upon resorting to some very ancient
expedients proper to the comic drama, and I have employed one which is
more ancient still. And as I told you, I know all--
De la Brive (aside)
She must have been listening.
Mme. Mercadet
Sir, the part which you have been induced to undertake is blameworthy
and shameful, and you must give it up--
De la Brive
But after all, madame--
Mme. Mercadet
Oh! I know to whom I am speaking, sir; it was only a few hours ago
that I saw you for the first time, and yet--I think I know you.
De la Brive
Really? I am sure I do not know what opinion you have of me.
Mme. Mercadet
One day has given me time to form a correct judgment of you--and at
the very time that my husband was trying to discover some foible in
you he might make use of, or what evil passions he might rouse in you,
I looked in your heart and discerned that it still contained good
feelings which eventually may prove your salvation.
De la Brive
Prove my salvation? Excuse me, madame.
Mme. Mercadet
Yes, sir, prove your salvation and that of my husband; for both of you
are on the way to ruin. For you must understand that debts are no
disgrace to any one who admits them and toils for their payment. You
have your whole life before you, and you have too much good sense to
wish that it should be blighted through engaging in a business which
justice is sure to punish.
De la Brive
Justice! Ah! You are right, madame, and I certainly would not lend
myself to this dangerous comedy, unless your husband had some notes of
hand of mine--
Mme. Mercadet
Which he will surrender to you, sir, I'll promise you that.
De la Brive
But, madame, I cannot pay them--
Mme. Mercadet
We will be satisfied with your word, and you will discharge your
obligation as soon as you have honestly made your fortune.
De la Brive
Honestly! That will be perhaps a long time to wait.
Mme. Mercadet
We will be patient. And now, sir, go and inform my husband that he
must give up this attempt because he will not have your co-operation.
(She goes towards the door on the left.)
De la Brive
I should be rather afraid to face him-- I should prefer to write to
him.
Mme. Mercadet (pointing out to him the door by which he entered)
You will find the necessary writing materials in that room. Remain
there until I come for your letter. I will hand it to him myself.
De la Brive
I will do so, madame. After all I am not so worthless as I thought I
was. It is you who have taught me this; you have a right to the whole
credit of it. (He respectfully kisses her hand.) Thank you, madame,
thank you! (He goes out.)
Mme. Mercadet
I have succeeded--if only I could now persuade Mercadet.
Justin (entering from the center)
Madame--madame--here they are--all of them.
Mme. Mercadet
Who?
Justin
The creditors.
Mme. Mercadet
Already?
Justin
There are a great many of them, madame.
Mme. Mercadet
Let them come in here. I will go and inform my husband.
(Mme. Mercadet goes out by one door. Justin opens the other.)
SCENE FIFTH
Pierquin, Goulard, Violette and several other creditors.
Goulard
Gentlemen, we have quite made up our minds, have we not?
All
We have, we have--
Pierquin
No more deluding promises.
Goulard
No more prayers and expostulations.
Violette
No more pretended payments on account, thrown out as a bait to get
deeper into our pockets.
SCENE SIXTH
The same persons and Mercadet.
Mercadet
And do you mean to tell me that you gentlemen are come to force me
into bankruptcy?
Goulard
We shall do so, unless you find means to pay us in full this very day.
Mercadet
To-day!
Pierquin
This very day.
Mercadet (standing before the fireplace)
Do you think that I possess the plates for striking off Bank of France
notes?
Violette
You mean that you have no offer to make?
Mercadet
Absolutely none! And you are going to lock me up? I warn him who is
going to pay for the cab that he won't be reimbursed from any assets
of mine.
Goulard
I shall add that along with all that you owe me to the debit of your
account--
Mercadet
Thank you. You've all made up your mind, I suppose?
The Creditors
We have.
Mercadet
I am touched by your unanimity! (pulling out his watch) Two o'clock.
(Aside) De la Brive has had quite time enough--he ought to be on his
way here. (Aloud) Gentlemen, you compel me to admit that you are men
of inspiration and have chosen your time well!
Pierquin
What does he mean?
Mercadet
For months, for years, you have allowed yourselves to be humbugged by
fine promises, and deceived--yes, deceived by preposterous stories;
and to-day is the day you choose for showing yourselves inexorable!
Upon my word and honor, it is positively amusing! By all means let us
start for Clichy.
Goulard
But, sir--
Pierquin
He is laughing.
Violette (rising from his chair)
There is something in the wind. Gentlemen, there is something in the
wind!
Pierquin
Please explain to us--
Goulard
We desire to know--
Violette (rising to his feet)
M. Mercadet, if there is anything--tell us about it.
Mercadet (coming to the table)
Nothing! I shall say nothing, not I--I wish to be put behind the
bars!--I would like to see the figure you all will cut to-morrow or
this evening, when you find he has returned.
Goulard (rising to his feet)
He has returned?
Pierquin
Returned from where?
Violette
Who has returned?
Mercadet (coming forward)
Nobody has returned. Let us start for Clichy, gentlemen.
Goulard
But listen, if you are expecting any assistance--
Pierquin
If you have any hope that--
Violette
Or if even some considerable legacy--
Goulard
Come, now!
Pierquin
Answer--
Violette
Tell us--
Mercadet
Now, take care, I beg you. You are giving way, you are giving way,
gentlemen, and if I wished to take the trouble, I could win you over
again. Come now, act like genuine creditors! Ridicule the past, forget
the brilliant strokes of business I put within the power of each of
you before the sudden departure of my faithful Godeau--
Goulard
His faithful Godeau!
Pierquin
Ah! If there were only--
Mercadet
Forget all that preposterous past, take no account of what might
induce him to return--after being waited for so long--and--let us
start for Clichy, gentlemen, let us start for Clichy!
Violette
Mercadet, you are expecting Godeau, aren't you?
Mercadet
No!
Violette (as with a sudden inspiration)
Gentlemen, he is expecting Godeau!
Goulard
Can it be true?
Pierquin
Speak.
All
Speak! Speak!
Mercadet (with feeble deprecations)
Why, no, no--yet I do not know--I-- Certainly, it is possible that
some day or other he may return form the Indies with some--
considerable fortune-- (In a decided tone) But I give you my word of
honor that I don't expect Godeau here to-day.
Violette (excitedly)
Then it must be to-morrow! Gentlemen, he expects him to-morrow!
Goulard (in a low voice to the others)
Unless this is some fresh trick to gain time and ridicule us--
Pierquin (aloud)
Do you think it might be?
Goulard
It is quite possible.
Violette (in a loud tone)
Gentlemen, he is fooling us.
Mercadet (aside)
The devil he is! (Aloud) Come, gentlemen, we had better be starting.
Goulard
I swear that--
(The rumbling of carriage wheels is heard.)
Mercadet (aside)
At last! (Aloud) Oh, heavens! (He lays his hand upon his heart.)
A Postillion (outside)
A carriage at the door.
Mercadet
Ah! (Falls back on a chair near the table.)
Goulard (looking through the pane of glass above the mantel)
A carriage!
Pierquin (doing the same)
A post-chaise!
Violette (doing the same)
Gentlemen, a post-chaise is at the door.
Mercadet (aside)
My dear De la Brive could not have arrived at a better moment!
Goulard
See how dusty it is!
Violette
And battered to the very hood! It must have come from the heart of the
Indies, to be as battered as that.
Mercadet (mildly)
You don't know what you are talking about, Violette! Why, my good
fellow, people don't arrive from the Indies by land.
Goulard
But come and see for yourself, Mercadet; a man has stepped out--
Pierquin
Enveloped in a large pelisse--do come--
Mercadet
No--pardon me. The joy--the excitement--I--
Violette
He carries a chest. Oh! what a huge chest! Gentlemen, it is Godeau! I
recognize him by the chest.
Mercadet
Yes--I was expecting Godeau.
Goulard
He has come back from Calcutta.
Pierquin
With a fortune.
Mercadet
Of incalculable extent!
Violette
What have I been saying?
(Violette goes in silence to Mercadet and grasps his hand. The two
others follow his example, and then all the creditors form a ring
round Mercadet.)
Mercadet (with seeming emotion)
Oh! Gentlemen--my friends--my dear comrades--my children!
SCENE SEVENTH
The same persons and Mme. Mercadet.
Mme. Mercadet (entering from the left)
Mercadet! My dear!
Mercadet (aside)
It is my wife. I thought that she had gone out. She is going to ruin
everything!
Mme. Mercadet
My dear! I see that you don't know what has happened?
Mercadet
I? No, I don't--if I--
Mme. Mercadet
Godeau is returned.
Mercadet
Ah! You say? (Aside) I wonder if she suspects--
Mme. Mercadet
I have seen him--I have spoken to him. It was I who saw him first.
Mercadet (aside)
De la Brive has won her over! What a man he is! (To Mme. Mercadet,
low) Good, my dear wife, good! You will be our salvation.
Mme. Mercadet
But you don't understand me, it is really he, it is--
Mercadet (in a low voice)
Hush! (Aloud) I must--gentlemen--I must go and welcome him.
Mme. Mercadet
No--wait, wait a little, my dear; poor Godeau has overtaxed his
strength--scarcely had he reached my apartment when fatigue,
excitement and a nervous attack overcame him--
Mercadet
Really! (Aside) How well she does it!
Violette
Poor Godeau!
Mme. Mercadet
"Madame," he said to me, "go and see your husband. Bring me back his
pardon; I do not wish to see him face to face, until I have repaired
the past."
Goulard
That was fine.
Pierquin
It was sublime.
Violette
It melts me to tears, gentlemen, it melts me to tears.
Mercadet (aside)
Look at that! Well! There's a woman worth calling a wife! (Taking her
by the hand) My darling-- Excuse me, gentlemen. (He kisses her on both
cheeks. In a low voice) Things are going on finely.
Mme. Mercadet (in a low voice)
How lucky this is, my dear! Better than anything you could have
fancied.
Mercadet
I should think so. (Aside) It is very much better. (Aloud) Go and look
after him, my dear. And you, gentlemen, be good enough to pass into my
office. (He points to the left.) Wait there till we settle our
accounts.
(Mme. Mercadet goes out.)
Goulard
I am at your service, my friend--
Pierquin
Our excellent friend.
Violette
Friend, we are at your service.
Mercadet (supporting himself half-dazed against the table)
What do you think? And people said that I was nothing but a sharper!
Goulard
You! You are one of the most capable men in Paris.
Pierquin
Who is bound to make a million--as soon as he has a--
Violette
Dear M. Mercadet, we will give you as much time as you want.
All
Certainly.
Mercadet
This is a little late--but gentlemen, I thank you as heartily as if
you had said it yesterday morning. Good-day. (In a low voice to
Goulard) Within an hour your stock shall be sold--
Goulard
Good!
Mercadet (in a low voice to Pierquin)
Stay where you are.
(All the others enter the office.)
Pierquin
What can I do for you?
SCENE EIGHTH
Mercadet and Pierquin.
Mercadet
We are now alone. There is no time to lose. The stock of Basse-Indre
went down yesterday. Go to the Exchange, buy up two hundred, three
hundred, four hundred--Goulard will deliver them to you--
Pierquin
And for what date, and on what collateral?
Mercadet
Collateral? Nonsense! This is a cash deal; bring them to me to-day,
and I will pay to-morrow.
Pierquin
To-morrow?
Mercadet
To-morrow the stock will have risen.
Pierquin
I suppose, considering your situation, that you are buying for Godeau.
Mercadet
Do you think so?
Pierquin
I presume he gave his orders in the letter which announced his return.
Mercadet
Possibly so. Ah! Master Pierquin, we are going to take a hand in
business again, and I guess that you will gain from this to the end of
the year something like a hundred thousand francs in brokerage from
us.
Pierquin
A hundred thousand francs!
Mercadet
Let the stock be depressed below par, and then buy it in, and--
(handing him a letter) see that this letter appears in the evening
paper. This evening, at Tortoni's, you will see an immediate rise in
the quotations. Now be quick about this.
Pierquin
I will fly. Good-bye. (Exit.)
SCENE NINTH
Mercadet, then Justin.
Mercadet
How well everything is going on, when we consider our recent
complications! When Mahomet had three reliable friends (and it was
hard to find them) the whole world was his! I have now won over as my
allies all my creditors, thanks to the pretended arrival of Godeau.
And I gain eight days, which means fifteen, with regard to actual
payment. I shall buy three hundred thousand francs' worth of Basse-
Indre before Verdelin. And when Verdelin asks for some of that stock,
he will find it has risen, for a demand will have raised it above the
current quotation, and I shall make at one stroke six hundred thousand
francs. With three hundred thousand I will pay my creditors and show
myself a Napoleon of finance. (He struts up and down.)
Justin (from the back of the stage)
Sir--
Mercadet
What is it--what do you want, Justin?
Justin
Sir--
Mercadet
Go on! Tell me.
Justin
M. Violette has offered me sixty francs if I will let him speak with
M. Godeau.
Mercadet
Sixty francs. (Aside) He fleeced me out of them.
Justin
I am sure, sir, that you wouldn't like me to lose such a present.
Mercadet
Let him have his way with you.
Justin
Ah! sir, but--M. Goulard also--and the others--
Mercadet
Do as you like--I give them over into your hands. Fleece them well!
Justin
I'll do my best. Thank you, sir.
Mercadet
Let them all see Godeau. (Aside) De la Brive is well able to look
after himself. (Aloud) But, between ourselves, keep Pierquin away.
(Aside) He would recognize his dear friend, Michonnin.
Justin
I understand, sir. Ah! here is M. Minard. (Exit.)
SCENE TENTH
Mercadet and Minard.
Minard (coming forward)
Ah, sir!
Mercadet
Well, M. Minard, and what brings you here?
Minard
Despair.
Mercadet
Despair?
Minard
M. Godeau has come back; and they say that you are now a millionaire!
Mercadet
Is that the cause of your despair?
Minard
Yes, sir.
Mercadet
Well, you are a strange fellow! I disclose to you the fact of my ruin
and you are delighted. You learn that good fortune has returned to me
and you are overwhelmed with despair! And all the while you wish to
enter into my family! Yet you act like my enemy--
Minard
It is just my love that makes your good fortune so alarming to me; I
fear all the while that you will now refuse me the hand--
Mercadet
Of Julie? My dear Adolphe, all men of business have not put their
heart in their money-bags. Our sentiments are not always to be
reckoned by debit and credit. You offered me the thirty thousand
francs that you possessed--I certainly have no right to reject you on
account of certain millions. (Aside) Which I do not possess!
Minard
You bring back life to me.
Mercadet
Well, I suppose that is true, but so much the better, for I am very
fond of you. You are simple, honorable. I am touched, I am delighted.
I am even charmed. Ah! Let me once get hold of my six hundred thousand
francs and--(Sees Pierquin enter) Here they come--
SCENE ELEVENTH
The same persons, Pierquin and Verdelin.
Mercadet (leading Pierquin to the front of the stage without perceiving
Verdelin)
Is it all right?
Pierquin (in some embarrassment)
It is all right. The stock is ours.
Mercadet (joyfully)
Bravo!
Verdelin (approaching Mercadet)
Good-day!
Mercadet
What! Verdelin--
Verdelin
I find out that you have bought the stock before me, and that now I
shall have to pay very much higher than I expected; but it is all
right, it was well managed, and I am compelled to cry, "Hail to the
King of the Exchange, Hail to the Napoleon of Finance!" (He laughs
derisively.)
Mercadet (somewhat abashed)
What does he mean?
Verdelin
I'm only repeating what you said yesterday--
Mercadet
What I said?
Pierquin
The fact of it is, Verdelin does not believe in the return of Godeau--
Minard
Ah, sir!
Mercadet
Is there any doubt about it?
Verdelin (ironically)
Doubt about it! There is more than doubt about it. I at once concluded
that this so-called return was the bold stroke that you spoke of
yesterday.
Mercadet
I--(Aside) Stupid of me!
Verdelin
I concluded that, relying upon the presence of this fictitious Godeau,
you made purchases with the idea of paying on the rise, which would
follow to-morrow, and that to-day you have actually not a single sou--
Mercadet
You had imagined all that?
Verdelin (approaching the fireplace)
Yes, but when I saw outside that triumphal post-chaise--that model of
Indian manufacture, and I realized that it was impossible to find such
a vehicle in the Champs-Elysees, all my doubts disappeared and-- But
hand him over the bonds, M. Pierquin!
Pierquin
The--bonds--it happens that--
Mercadet (aside)
I must bluff, or I am lost! (Aloud) Certainly, produce the bonds.
Pierquin
One moment--if what this gentleman has said is true--
Mercadet (haughtily)
M. Pierquin!
Minard
But, gentlemen--M. Godeau is here--I have seen him--I have talked with
him.
Mercadet (to Pierquin)
He has talked with him, sir.
Pierquin (to Verdelin)
The fact of it is, I have seen him myself.
Verdelin
I don't doubt it! By the bye, on what vessel did our friend Godeau say
he arrived?
Mercadet
By what vessel? It was by the--by the /Triton/--
Verdelin
How careless the English newspapers are. They have published the
arrival of no other English mail packet but the /Halcyon/.
Pierquin
Really!
Mercadet
Let us end this discussion. M. Pierquin--those bonds--
Pierquin
Pardon me, but as you have offered no collateral, I would wish--I do
wish to speak with Godeau.
Mercadet
You shall not speak with him, sir. I cannot permit you to doubt my
word.
Verdelin
This is superb.
Mercadet
M. Minard, go to Godeau-- Tell him that I have obtained an option on
three hundred thousand francs' worth of stock, and ask him to send me
--(with emphasis)--thirty thousand francs for use as a margin. A man
in his position always has such a sum about him. (In a low voice) Do
not fail to bring me the thirty thousand.
Minard
Yes, sir. (Goes out, through the right.)
Mercadet (haughtily)
Will that satisfy you, M. Pierquin?
Pierquin
Certainly, certainly. (To Verdelin) It will be all right when he comes
back.
Verdelin (rising from his seat)
And you expect that he will bring thirty thousand francs?
Mercadet
I have a perfect right to be offended by your insulting doubt; but I
am still your debtor--
Verdelin
Bosh! You have enough in Godeau's pocket-book wherewith to liquidate;
besides, to-morrow the Basse-Indre will rise above par. It will go up,
up, till you don't know how far it will go. Your letter worked
wonders, and we were obliged to publish on the Exchange the results of
our explorations by boring. The mines will become as valuable as those
of Mons--and--your fortune is made--when I thought I was going to make
mine.
Mercadet
I now understand your rage. (To Pierquin) And this is the origin of
all the doubtful rumors.
Verdelin
Rumors which can only vanish before the appearance of Godeau's cash.
SCENE TWELFTH
The same persons, Violette and Goulard.
Goulard
Ah! my friend!
Violette (following him)
My dear Mercadet!
Goulard
What a man this Godeau is!
Mercadet (aside)
Fine!
Violette
What high sense of honor he has!
Mercadet (aside)
That's pretty good!
Goulard
What magnanimity!
Mercadet (aside)
Prodigious!
Verdelin
Have you seen him?
Violette
Of course, I have!
Pierquin
Have you spoken to him?
Goulard
Just as I speak to you. And I have been paid.
All
Paid!
Mercadet
Paid? How--how have you been paid?
Goulard
In full. Fifty thousand in drafts.
Mercadet (aside)
That I can understand.
Goulard
And eight thousand francs net, in notes.
Mercadet
In bank-notes?
Goulard
Bank-notes.
Mercadet (aside)
It is past my understanding. Ah! Eight thousand! Minard might have
given them, so that now he'll bring me only twenty-two thousand.
Violette
And I--I, who would have been willing to make some reduction--I have
been paid in full!
Mercadet
All! (in a low voice to him) I suppose in drafts?
Violette
In first-class drafts to the amount of eighteen thousand francs.
Mercadet (aside)
What a fellow this De la Brive is!
Violette
And the balance, the other twelve thousand--
Verdelin
Yes--the balance?
Violette
In cash. Here it is. (He shows the bank-notes.)
Mercadet (aside)
Minard won't bring me more than ten.
Goulard (taking a seat at the table)
And this very moment he is paying in the same way all your creditors.
Mercadet
In the same way?
Violette (taking a seat at the table)
Yes, in drafts, in specie, and in bank-notes.
Mercadet (forgetting himself)
Lord, have mercy upon me! (Aside) Minard will bring me nothing at all.
Verdelin
What is the matter with you?
Mercadet
Me! Nothing--I--
SCENE THIRTEENTH
The same persons and Minard, followed by creditors.
Minard
I have done your errand.
Mercadet (trembling)
And you--have brought me--a few--bank-notes?
Minard
A few bank-notes? Of course. M. Godeau wouldn't let me even mention
the thirty thousand francs.
(Goulard and Violette rise. Minard stands before the table, surrounded
by creditors.)
Mercadet
I can quite understand that.
Minard
"You mean," he said, "a hundred thousand crowns; here are a hundred
thousand crowns, with my compliments!" (He pulls out a large roll of
bank-notes, which he places on the table.)
Mercadet (rushing to the table)
What the devil! (Looking at the notes) What is all this about?
Minard
The three hundred thousand francs.
Pierquin
My three hundred thousand francs!
Verdelin
The truth for once!
Mercadet (astounded)
Three hundred thousand francs! I see them! I touch them! I grasp them!
Three hundred thousand--where did you get them?
Minard
I told you he gave them to me.
Mercadet (with vehemence)
He!-- He--! Who is he?
Minard
Did not I say, M. Godeau?
Mercadet
What Godeau? Which Godeau?
Minard
Why the Godeau who has come back from the Indies.
Mercadet
From the Indies?
Violette
And who is paying all your debts.
Mercadet
What is this? I never expected to strike a Godeau of this kind.
Pierquin
He has gone crazy!
(All the other creditors gather at the back of the stage. Verdelin
approaches them, and speaks in a low voice.)
Verdelin (returning to Mercadet)
It's true enough! All are paid in full!
Mercadet
Paid? Every one of them? (Goes from one to the other and looks at the
bank-notes and the drafts they have.) Yes, all settled with--settled
in full! Ah! I see blue, red, violet! A rainbow seems to surround me.
SCENE FOURTEENTH
The same persons, Mme. Mercadet, Julie (entering at one side) and De
la Brive (entering at the other side).
Mme. Mercadet
My friend, M. Godeau, feels himself strong enough to see you all.
Mercadet
Come, daughter, wife, Adolphe, and my other friends, gather round me,
look at me. I know you would not deceive me.
Julie
What is the matter, father?
Mercadet
Tell me (seeing De la Brive come in) Michonnin, tell me frankly--
De la Brive
Luckily for me, sir, I followed the advice of madame--otherwise you
would have had two Godeaus at a time, for heaven has brought back to
you the genuine man.
Mercadet
You mean to say then--that he has really returned!
Verdelin
Do you mean to say that you didn't know it after all?
Mercadet (recovering himself, standing before the table and touching
the notes)
I--of course I did. Oh, fortune, all hail to thee, queen of monarchs,
archduchess of loans, princess of stocks and mother of credit! All
hail! Thou long sought for, and now for the thousandth time come home
to us from the Indies! Oh! I've always said that Godeau had a mind of
tireless energy and an honest heart! (Going up to his wife and
daughter) Kiss me!
Mme. Mercadet (in tears)
Ah! dear, dear husband!
Mercadet (supporting her)
And you, what courage you have shown in adversity!
Mme. Mercadet
But I am overcome by the happiness of seeing you saved--wealthy!
Mercadet
But honest! And yet I must tell you my wife, my children--I could not
have held out much longer--I was about to succumb--my mind always on
the rack--always on the defensive--a giant might have yielded. There
were moments when I longed to flee away-- Oh! For some place of
repose! Henceforth let us live in the country.
Mme. Mercadet
But you will soon grow weary of it.
Mercadet
No, for I shall be a witness in their happiness. (Pointing to Minard
and Julie.) And after all this financial traffic I shall devote myself
to agriculture; the study of agriculture will never prove tedious. (To
the creditors) Gentlemen, we will continue to be good friends, but
will have no more business transactions. (To De la Brive) M. de la
Brive, let me pay back to you your forty-eight thousand francs.
De la Brive
Ah! sir--
Mercadet
And I will lend you ten thousand more.
De la Brive
Ten thousand francs? But I don't know when I shall be able--
Mercadet
You need have no scruples; take them--for I have a scheme--
De la Brive
I accept them.
Mercadet
Ah! It is one of my dreams. Gentlemen (to the creditors who are
standing in a row) I am a--creditor!
Mme. Mercadet (pointing to the door)
My dear, he is waiting for us.
Mercadet
Yes, let us go in. I have so many times drawn your attention to
Godeau, that I certainly have the right to see him. Let us go in and
see Godeau!
Final curtain.