MERCADET
A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS
BY
HONORE DE BALZAC
Presented for the First Time in Paris
At the Theatre du Gymnase-Dramatique
August 24, 1851
PERSONS OF THE PLAY
Mercadet, a speculator
Madame Mercadet, his wife
Julie, their daughter
Minard, clerk of Mercadet
Verdelin, friend of Mercadet
Goulard, creditor of Mercadet
Pierquin, creditor of Mercadet
Violette, creditor of Mercadet
Mericourt, acquaintance of Mercadet
De la Brive, suitor to Julie
Justin, valet
Therese, lady's maid
Virginie, cook
Various other creditors of Mercadet
SCENE: Paris, in the house of Mercadet
TIME: About 1845
MERCADET
ACT I
SCENE FIRST
(A drawing-room. A door in the centre. Side doors. At the front, to
the left, a mantel-piece with a mirror. To the right, a window, and
next it a writing-table. Armchairs.)
Justin, Virginie and Therese
Justin (finishing dusting the room)
Yes, my dears, he finds it very hard to swim; he is certain to drown,
poor M. Mercadet.
Virginie (her basket on her arm)
Honestly, do you think that?
Justin
He is ruined! And although there is much fat to be stewed from a
master while he is financially embarrassed, you must not forget that
he owes us a year's wages, and we had better get ourselves discharged.
Therese
Some masters are so frightfully stubborn! I spoke to the mistress
disrespectfully two or three times, and she pretended not to hear me.
Virginie
Ah! I have been at service in many middle-class houses; but I have
never seen one like this! I am going to leave my stove, and become an
actress in some theatre.
Justin
All of us here are nothing but actors in a theatre.
Virginie
Yes, indeed, sometimes one has to put on an air of astonishment, as if
just fallen from the moon, when a creditor appears: "Didn't you know
it, sir?"--"No."--"M. Mercadet has gone to Lyons."--"Ah! He is away?"
--"Yes, his prospects are most brilliant; he has discovered some coal-
mines."--"Ah! So much the better! When does he return?"--"I do not
know." Sometimes I put on an expression as if I had lost the dearest
friend I had in the world.
Justin (aside)
That would be her money.
Virginie (pretending to cry)
"Monsieur and mademoiselle are in the greatest distress. It seems that
we are going to lose poor Madame Mercadet. They have taken her away to
the waters! Ah!"
Therese
And then, there are some creditors who are actual brutes! They speak
to you as if you were the masters!
Virginie
There's an end of it. I ask them for their bill and tell them I am
going to settle. But now, the tradesmen refuse to give anything
without the money! And you may be sure that I am not going to lend any
of mine.
Justin
Let us demand our wages.
Virginie and Therese
Yes, let us demand our wages.
Virginie
Who are middle-class people? Middle-class people are those who spend a
great deal on their kitchen--
Justin
Who are devoted to their servants--
Virginie
And who leave them a pension. That is how middle-class people ought to
behave to their servants.
Therese
The lady of Picardy speaks well. But all the same, I pity mademoiselle
and young Minard, her suitor.
Justin
M. Mercadet is not going to give his daughter to a miserable
bookkeeper who earns no more than eighteen hundred francs a year; he
has better views for her than that.
Therese and Virginie
Who is the man he thinks of?
Justin
Yesterday two fine young gentlemen came here in a carriage, and their
groom told old Gruneau that one of them was going to marry Mlle.
Mercadet.
Virginie
You don't mean to say so! Are those gentlemen in yellow gloves, with
fine flowered waistcoats, going to marry mademoiselle?
Justin
Not both of them, lady of Picardy.
Virginie
The panels of their carriage shone like satin. Their horse had
rosettes here. (She points to her ears.) It was held by a boy of
eight, fair, with frizzed hair and top boots. He looked as sly as a
mouse--a very Cupid, though he swore like a trooper. His master is as
fine as a picture, with a big diamond in his scarf. It ain't possible
that a handsome young man who owns such a turnout as that is going to
be the husband of Mlle. Mercadet? I can't believe it.
Justin
You don't know M. Mercadet! I, who have been in his house for the last
six years, and have seen him since his troubles fighting with his
creditors, can believe him capable of anything, even of growing rich;
sometimes I say to myself he is utterly ruined! Yellow auction
placards flame at his door. He receives reams of stamped creditor's
notices, which I sell by the pound for waste paper without being
noticed. But presto! Up he bobs again. He is triumphant. And what
devices he has! There is a new one every day! First of all, it is a
scheme for wooden pavements--then it is dukedoms, ponds, mills. I
don't know where the leakage is in his cash box; he finds it so hard
to fill; for it empties itself as easily as a drained wine-glass! And
always crowds of creditors! How well he turns them away! Sometimes I
have seen them come with the intention of carrying off everything and
throwing him into prison. But when he talks to them they end by being
the best of friends, and part with cordial handshakes! There are some
men who can tame jackals and lions. That's not a circumstance; M.
Mercadet can tame creditors!
Therese
One of them is not quite so easily managed; and that is M. Pierquin.
Justin
He is a tiger who feeds on bankrupts. And to think of poor old
Violette!
Virginie
He is both creditor and beggar--I always feel inclined to give him a
plate of soup.
Justin
And Goulard!
Therese
A bill discounter who would like very much to--to discount me.
Virginie (amid a general laugh)
I hear madame coming.
Justin
Let us keep a civil tongue in our heads, and we shall learn something
about the marriage.
SCENE SECOND
The same persons and Mme. Mercadet.
Mme. Mercadet
Justin, have you executed the commissions I gave you?
Justin
Yes, madame, but they refused to deliver the dresses, the hats, and
indeed all the things you ordered until--
Virginie
And I also have to inform madame that the tradesmen are no longer
willing--
Mme. Mercadet
I understand.
Justin
The creditors are the cause of the whole trouble. I wish I knew how to
get even with them.
Mme. Mercadet
The best way to do so would be to pay them.
Justin
They would be mightily surprised.
Mme. Mercadet
It is useless to conceal from you the excessive anxiety which I suffer
over the condition of my husband's affairs. We shall doubtless be in
need of your discretion--for we can depend upon you, can we not?
All
You need not mention it, madame.
Virginie
We were just saying, what excellent employers we had.
Therese
And that we would go through fire and water for you!
Justin
We were saying--
(Mercadet appears unnoticed.)
Mme. Mercadet
Thank you all, you are good creatures. (Mercadet shrugs his
shoulders.) Your master needs only time, he has so many schemes in his
head!--a rich suitor has offered himself for Mlle. Julie, and if--
SCENE THIRD
The same persons and Mercadet.
Mercadet (interrupting his wife)
My dearest! (The servants draw back a little. In a low voice to
madame) And so this is how you speak to the servants! To-morrow they
laugh at us. (To Justin) Justin, go at once to M. Verdelin's house,
and ask him to come here, as I want to speak to him about a piece of
business that will not admit of delay. Assume an air of mystery, for I
must have him come. You, Therese, go to the tradesmen of Madame de
Mercadet, and tell them, sharply, that they must send the things that
have been ordered.--They will be paid for--yes--and cash, too--go at
once. (Justin and Therese start.) Ah!--(They stop.) If--these people
come to the house again, ask them to enter. (Mme. Mercadet takes a
seat.)
Justin
These--these people?--
Therese and Virginie
These people? Eh!
Mercadet
Yes, these people--these creditors of mine!--
Mme. Mercadet
How is this, my dear?
Mercadet (taking a seat opposite his wife)
I am weary of solitude--I want their society. (To Justin and Therese)
That will do.
(Justin and Therese leave the room.)
SCENE FOURTH
Mercadet, Mme. Mercadet and Virginie.
Mercadet (to Virginie)
Has madame given you any orders?
Virginie
No, sir, and besides the tradespeople--
Mercadet
I hope you will do yourself credit to-day. We are going to have four
people to dinner--Verdelin and his wife, M. de Mericourt and M. de la
Brive--so there will be seven of us. Such dinners are the glory of
great cooks! You must have a fine fish after the soup, then two
entrees, very delicately cooked--
Virginie
But, sir, the trades--
Mercadet
For the second course--ah, the second course ought to be at once rich
and brilliant, yet solid. The second course--
Virginie
But the tradespeople--
Mercadet
Nonsense! You annoy me--To talk about tradespeople on the day when my
daughter and her intended are to meet!
Virginie
They won't supply anything.
Mercadet
What have we got to do with tradespeople that won't take our trade? We
must get others. You must go to their competitors, you must give them
my custom, and they will tip you for it.
Virginie
And how shall I pay those that I am giving up?
Mercadet
Don't worry yourself about that,--it is my business.
Virginie
But if they ask me to pay them--
Mercadet (aside, rising to his feet)
That girl has money of her own. (Aloud) Virginie, in these days,
credit is the sole wealth of the government. My tradespeople
misunderstand the laws of their country, they will show themselves
unconstitutional and utter radicals, unless they leave me alone.--
Don't you trouble your head about people who raise an insurrection
against the vital principles of all rightly constituted states! What
you have got to attend to, is dinner,--that is your duty, and I hope
that on this occasion you will show yourself to be what you are, a
first-class cook! And if Mme. Mercadet, when she settles with you on
the day after my daughter's wedding, finds that she owes you anything,
I will hold myself liable for it all.
Virginie (hesitating)
Sir--
Mercadet
Now go about your business. I give you here an opportunity of gaining
an interest of ten per cent every six months!--and that is better than
the savings banks will do for you.
Virginie
That it is; they only give four per cent a year!
Mercadet (whispering to his wife)
What did I tell you!--(To Virginie) How can you run the risk of
putting your money into the hands of strangers--You are quite clever
enough to invest it yourself, and here your little nest-egg will
remain in your own possession.
Virginie
Ten per cent every six months!--I suppose that madame will give me the
particulars with regard to the second course. I must start to work on
it. (Exit.)
SCENE FIFTH
Mercadet and Mme. Mercadet
Mercadet (watching Virginie as she goes out)
That girl has a thousand crowns of our good money in the savings bank,
so that we needn't worry about the kitchen for awhile.
Mme. Mercadet
Ah! sir, how can you stoop to such a thing as this?
Mercadet
Madame, these are mere petty details; don't bother about the means to
an end. You, a little time ago, were trying to control your servants
by kindness, but it is necessary to command and compel them, and to do
it briefly, like Napoleon.
Mme. Mercadet
How can you order them when you don't pay them?
Mercadet
You must pay them by a bluff.
Mme. Mercadet
Sometimes you can obtain by affection what is not attainable by--
Mercadet
By affection! Ah! Little do you know the age in which we live--To-day,
madame, wealth is everything, family is nothing; there are no
families, but only individuals! The future of each one is to be
determined by the public funds. A young girl when she needs a dowry no
longer appeals to her family, but to a syndicate. The income of the
King of England comes from an insurance company. The wife depends for
funds, not upon her husband, but upon the savings bank!--Debts are
paid, not to creditors, but to the country, through an agency, which
manages a sort of slave-trade in white people! All our duties are
arranged by coupons--The servants which we exchange for them are no
longer attached to their masters, but if you hold their money they
will be devoted to you.
Mme. Mercadet
Oh, sir, you who are so honorable, so upright, sometimes say things to
me which--
Mercadet
And what is said may also be done, that is what you mean, isn't it?
Undoubtedly I would do anything to save myself, for (he pulls out a
five-franc piece) this represents modern honor. Do you know why the
dramas that have criminals for their heroes are so popular? It is
because all the audience flatter themselves and say, "at any rate, I
am much better than that fellow!"
Mme. Mercadet
My dear!
Mercadet
For my part I have an excuse, for I am bearing the burden of my
partner's crime--of that fellow Godeau, who absconded, carrying with
him the cash box of our house!--And besides that, what disgrace is it
to be in debt? What man is there who does not owe his father his
existence? He can never repay that debt. The earth is constantly
bankrupt to the sun. Life, madame, is a perpetual loan! Am I not
superior to my creditors? I have their money, when they can only
expect mine. I do not ask anything of them, and yet they are
constantly importuning me.--A man who does not owe anything is not
thought about by any one, while my creditors take a keen interest in
me.
Mme. Mercadet
They take rather too much! To owe and to pay is well enough--but to
borrow without any prospect of returning--
Mercadet
You feel a great deal of compassion for my creditors, but our
indebtedness to them springs from--
Mme. Mercadet
Their confidence in us, sir.
Mercadet
No, but from their greed of gain! The speculator and the broker are
one and the same--each of them aims at sudden wealth. I have done a
favor to all my creditors, and they all expect to get something out of
me! I should be most unhappy but for the secret consciousness I have
that they are selfish and avaricious--so that you will see in a few
moments how I will make each of them play out his little comedy. (He
sits down.)
Mme. Mercadet
You have actually ordered them to be admitted?
Mercadet
That I may meet them as I ought to!--(taking her hand.) I am at the
end of my resources; the time has come for a master-stroke, and Julie
must come to our assistance.
Mme. Mercadet
What, my daughter!
Mercadet
My creditors are pressing me, and harassing me. I must manage to make
a brilliant match for Julie. This will dazzle them; they will give me
more time. But in order that this brilliant marriage may take place,
these gentlemen must give me more money.
Mme. Mercadet
They give you more money!
Mercadet
Isn't there need of it for the dresses which they are sending to you,
and for the trousseau which I am giving? And a suitable trousseau to
go with the dowry of two hundred thousand francs, will cost fifteen
thousand.
Mme. Mercadet
But you are utterly unable to give such a dowry.
Mercadet (rising)
All the more reason why I should give the trousseau. Now this is what
we stand in need of: twelve or fifteen thousand francs for the
trousseau, and a thousand crowns to pay the tradesmen and to prevent
any appearance of straitened circumstances in our house, when M. de la
Brive arrives.
Mme. Mercadet
How can you count on your creditors for that?
Mercadet
Don't they now belong to the family? Can you find any relation who is
as anxious as they are to see me wealthy and rich? Relations are
always a little envious of the happiness of the wealth which comes to
us; the creditor's joy alone is sincere. If I were to die, I should
have at my funeral more creditors than relations, and while the latter
carried their mourning in their hearts or on their heads, the former
would carry it in their ledgers and purses. It is here that my
departure would leave a genuine void! The heart forgets, and crape
disappears at the end of a year, but the account which is unpaid is
ineffaceable, and the void remains eternally unfilled.
Mme. Mercadet
My dear, I know the people to whom you are indebted, and I am quite
certain that you will obtain nothing from them.
Mercadet
I shall obtain both time and money from them, rest assured of that.
(Mme. Mercadet is perturbed.) Don't you see, my dear, that creditors
when once they have opened their purses are like gamblers who continue
to stake their money in order to recover their first losses? (Growing
excited.) Yes! they are inexhaustible gold mines! If a man has no
father to leave him a fortune, he finds his creditors are so many
indefatigable uncles.
Justin (entering)
M. Goulard wishes to know if it is true that you desire to see him?
Mercadet (to his wife)
My message astounded him. (To Justin) Beg him to come in. (Justin goes
out.) Goulard! The most intractable of them all!--who has three
bailiffs in his employ. But fortunately he is a greedy though timid
speculator who engages in the most risky affairs and trembles all the
time they are being conducted.
Justin (announcing)
M. Goulard!
(Exit Justin.)
SCENE SIXTH
The same persons and Goulard.
Goulard (in anger)
Ah! you can be found, sir, when you want to be!
Mme. Mercadet (aside to her husband)
My dear, how angry he seems!
Mercadet (making a sign that she should be calm)
This is one of my creditors, my dear.
Goulard
Yes, and I sha'n't leave this house until you pay me.
Mercadet (aside)
You sha'n't leave this house until you give me some money--(Aloud) Ah!
you have persecuted me most unkindly--me, a man with whom you have had
such extensive dealings!
Goulard
Dealings which have not always been to my advantage.
Mercadet
All the more credit to you, for if advantage were the sole results of
business, everybody would become a money-lender.
Goulard
I hope you haven't asked me to come here, in order to show me how
clever you are! I know that you are cleverer than I am, for you have
got over me in money matters.
Mercadet
Well, money matters have some importance. (To his wife) Yes, yes, you
see in this man one who has hunted me as if I were a hare. Come, come,
Goulard, admit it, you have behaved badly. Anybody but myself would
have taken vengeance on you--for of course I could cause you to lose a
considerable sum of money.
Goulard
So you could, if you didn't pay me; but you shall pay me--your
obligations are now in the hands of the law.
Mme. Mercadet
Of the law?
Mercadet
Of the law! You are losing your senses, you don't know what you are
doing, you are ruining us both--yourself and me--at the same time.
Goulard (anxiously)
How?--You--that of course is possible--but--but--me?
Mercadet
Both of us, I tell you! Quick, sit down there--write--write--!
Goulard (mechanically taking his pen)
Write--write what?
Mercadet
Write to Delannoy that he must make them stay the proceedings, and
give me the thousand crowns which I absolutely need.
Goulard (throwing down the pen)
That is very likely, indeed!
Mercadet
You hesitate, and, when I am on the eve of marrying my daughter to a
man immensely wealthy--that is the time you choose to cause my arrest.
And by that means you are killing both your capital and interest!
Goulard
Ah! you are going to marry your daughter--
Mercadet
To the Comte de la Brive; he possesses as many thousand francs as he
is years old!
Goulard
Then if he is up in years, there is reason for giving you some delay.
But the thousand crowns--the thousand crowns--never.--I am quite
decided on that point. I will give you nothing, neither delay nor--I
must go now--
Mercadet (with energy)
Very well! You can go if you like, you ungrateful fellow!--But don't
forget that I have done my best to save you.
Goulard (turning back)
Me?--To save me--from what?
Mercadet (aside)
I have him now. (Aloud) From what?--From the most complete ruin.
Goulard
Ruin? It is impossible.
Mercadet (taking a seat)
What is the matter with you? You, a man of intelligence, of ability--a
strong man, and yet you cause me all this trouble! You came here and I
felt absolutely enraged against you--not because I was your friend, I
confess it, but through selfishness. I look upon our interests as
identical. I said to myself: I owe him so much that he is sure to give
me his assistance when I have such a grand chance--like the one at
this moment! And you are going to let out the whole business and to
lose everything for the sake of a paltry sum! Everything! You are
perhaps right in refusing me the thousand crowns--It is better,
perhaps, to bury them in your coffers with the rest. All right! Send
me to prison! Then, when all is gone, you'll have to look somewhere
else for a friend!
Goulard (in a tone of self-reproach)
Mercadet!--my dear Mercadet!--But is it actually true?
Mercadet (rising from his seat)
Is it true? (to his wife) You would not believe he was so stupid. (To
Goulard) She has ended by becoming a daring speculator. (To his wife)
I may tell you, my dear, that Goulard is going to invest a large sum
in our great enterprise.
Mme. Mercadet (ashamed)
Sir!
Mercadet
What a misfortune it will be if it does not turn out well.
Goulard
Mercadet!--Are you talking about the Basse-Indre mines?
Mercadet
Of course I am. (Aside) Ah! You have some of the Basse-Indre stock, I
see.
Goulard
But the investment seems to me first-class.
Mercadet
First-class--Yes, for those who sold out yesterday.
Goulard
Have any stockholders sold out?
Mercadet
Yes, privately.
Goulard
Good-bye. Thanks, Mercadet; madame, accept my respects.
Mercadet (stopping him)
Goulard!
Goulard
Eh?
Mercadet
What about this note to Delannoy?
Goulard
I will speak to him about the postponement--
Mercadet
No; write to him; and in the meantime I will find some one who will
buy your stock.
Goulard (sitting down)
All my Basse-Indre? (He takes up a pen.)
Mercadet (aside)
Here you see the honest man, ever ready to rob his neighbor. (Aloud)
Very well, write--ordering a postponement of three months.
Goulard (writing)
Three months! There you have it.
Mercadet
The man I allude to, who buys in secret for fear of causing a rise,
wants to get three hundred shares; do you happen to have three
hundred?
Goulard
I have three hundred and fifty.
Mercadet
Fifty more! Never mind! He'll take them all. (Examining what Goulard
has written.) Have you mentioned the thousand crowns?
Goulard
And what is your friend's name?
Mercadet
His name? You haven't mentioned?--
Goulard
His name!
Mercadet
The thousand crowns.
Goulard
What a devil of a man he is! (He writes.) There, you have it!
Mercadet
His name is Pierquin.
Goulard (rising)
Pierquin.
Mercadet
He at least is the nominal buyer.--Go to your house and I will send
him to you; it is never a good thing to run after a purchaser.
Goulard
Never!--You have saved my life. Good-bye, my friend. Madame, accept my
prayers for the happiness of your daughter. (Exit.)
Mercadet
One of them captured! Now watch me get the others!
SCENE SEVENTH
Mme. Mercadet, Mercadet, then Julie.
Mme. Mercadet
Is there any truth in what you just now said? I could not quite follow
you.
Mercadet
It is to the interest of my friend Verdelin to cause a panic in Basse-
Indre stock; this stock has been for a long time very risky and has
suddenly become of first-class value, through the discovery of certain
beds of mineral, which are known only to those on the inside.--Ah! If
I could but invest a thousand crowns in it my fortune would be made.
But, of course, our main object at present is the marriage of Julie.
Mme. Mercadet
You are well acquainted with M. de la Brive, are you not?
Mercadet
I have dined with him. He has a charming apartment, fine plate, a
silver dessert service, bearing his arms, so that it could not have
been borrowed. Our daughter is going to make a fine match, and he--
when either one of a married couple is happy, it is all right.
(Julie enters.)
Mme. Mercadet
Here comes our daughter. Julie, your father and I have something to
say to you on a subject which is always agreeable to a young girl.
Julie
M. Minard has then spoken to you, father?
Mercadet
M. Minard! Did you expect, madame, to find a M. Minard reigning in the
heart of your daughter? Is not this M. Minard that under clerk of
mine?
Julie
Yes, papa.
Mercadet
Do you love him?
Julie
Yes, papa.
Mercadet
But besides loving, it is necessary for a person to be loved.
Mme. Mercadet
Does he love you?
Julie
Yes, mamma!
Mercadet
Yes, papa; yes, mamma; why don't you say mammy and daddy?--As soon as
daughters have passed their majority they begin to talk as if they
were just weaned. Be polite enough to address your mother as madame.
Julie
Yes, monsieur.
Mercadet
Oh! you may address me as papa. I sha'n't be annoyed at that. What
proof have you that he loves you?
Julie
The best proof of all; he wishes to marry me.
Mercadet
It is quite true, as has been said, that young girls, like little
children, have answers ready enough to knock one silly. Let me tell
you, mademoiselle, that a clerk with a salary of eighteen hundred
francs does not know how to love. He hasn't got the time, he has to
work too hard--
Mme. Mercadet
But, unhappy child--
Mercadet
Ah! A lucky thought strikes me! Let me talk to her. Julie, listen to
me. I will marry you to Minard. (Julie smiles with delight.) Now, look
here, you haven't got a single sou, and you know it; what is going to
become of you a week after your marriage? Have you thought about that?
Julie
Yes, papa--
Mme. Mercadet (with sympathy, to her husband)
The poor child is mad.
Mercadet
Yes, she is in love. (To Julie) Tell me all about it, Julie. I am not
now your father, but your confidant; I am listening.
Julie
After our marriage we will still love each other.
Mercadet
But will Cupid shoot you bank coupons at the end of his arrows?
Julie
Father, we shall lodge in a small apartment, at the extremity of the
Faubourg, on the fourth story, if necessary!--And if it can't be
helped, I will be his house-maid. Oh! I will take an immense delight
in the care of the household, for I shall know that it will all be
done for him. I will work for him, while he is working for me. I will
spare him every anxiety, and he will never know how straitened we are.
Our home will be spotlessly clean, even elegant--You shall see!
Elegance depends upon such little things; it springs from the soul,
and happiness is at once the cause and the effect of it. I can earn
enough from my painting to cost him nothing and even to contribute to
the expenses of our living. Moreover, love will help us to pass
through the days of hardship. Adolphe has ambition, like all those who
are of lofty soul, and these are the successful men--
Mercadet
Success is within reach of the bachelor, but, when a man is married,
he exhausts himself in meeting his expenses, and runs after a thousand
franc bill as a dog runs after a carriage.
Julie
But, papa, Adolphe has strength of will, united with such capacity
that I feel sure I shall see him some day a Minister, perhaps--
Mercadet
In these days, who is there that does not indulge more or less the
hope of being a minister? When a man leaves college he thinks himself
a great poet, or a great orator! Do you know what your Adolphe will
really become?--Why, the father of several children, who will utterly
disarrange your plans of work and economy, who will end by landing his
excellency in the debtor's prison, and who will plunge you into the
most frightful poverty. What you have related to me is the romance and
not the reality of life.
Mme. Mercadet
Daughter, there can be nothing serious in this love of yours.
Julie
It is a love to which both of us are willing to sacrifice everything.
Mercadet
I suppose that your friend Adolphe thinks that we are rich?
Julie
He has never spoken to me about money.
Mercadet
Just so. I can quite understand it. (To Julie) Julie, write to him at
once, telling him to come to me.
Julie (kissing him)
Dear papa!
Mercadet
And you must marry M. de la Brive. Instead of living on a fourth floor
in a suburb, you will have a fine house in the Chaussee-d'Antin, and,
if you are not the wife of a Minister, you perhaps will be the wife of
a peer of France. I am sorry, my daughter, that I have no more to
offer you. Remember, you can have no choice in the matter, for M.
Minard is going to give you up.
Julie
Oh! he will never do that, papa. He will win your heart--
Mme. Mercadet
My dear, suppose he loves her?
Mercadet
He is deceiving her--
Julie
I shouldn't mind being always deceived in that way.
(A bell is heard without.)
Mme. Mercadet
Some one is ringing, and we have no one to open the door.
Mercadet
That is all right. Let them ring.
Mme. Mercadet
I am all the time thinking that Godeau may return.
Mercadet
After eight years without any news, you are still expecting Godeau!
You seem to me like those old soldiers who are waiting for the return
of Napoleon.
Mme. Mercadet
They are ringing again.
Mercadet
Julie, go and see who it is, and tell them that your mother and I have
gone out. If any one is shameless enough to disbelieve a young girl--
it must be a creditor--let him come in.
(Exit Julie.)
Mme. Mercadet
This love she speaks of, and which, at least on her side, is sincere,
disturbs me greatly.
Mercadet
You women are all too romantic.
Julie (returning)
It is M. Pierquin, papa.
Mercadet
A creditor and usurer--a vile and violent soul, who humors me because
he thinks me a man of resources; a wild beast only half-tamed yet
cowed by my audacity. If I showed fear he would devour me. (Going to
the door.) Come in, Pierquin, come in.
SCENE EIGHTH
The same persons and Pierquin.
Pierquin
My congratulations to you all. I hear that you are making a grand
marriage for your daughter. Mademoiselle is to marry a millionaire;
the report has already gone abroad.
Mercadet
A millionaire?--No, he has only nine hundred thousand francs, at the
most.
Pierquin
This magnificent prospect will induce a lot of people to give you
time. They are becoming devilishly tired of your talk about Godeau's
return. And I myself--
Mercadet
Were you thinking about having me arrested?
Julie
Arrested!
Mme. Mercadet (to Pierquin)
Ah! sir.
Pierquin
Now listen to me, you have had two years, and I never before let a
bond go over so long; but this marriage is a glorious invention and--
Mme. Mercadet
An invention!
Mercadet
Sir, my future son-in-law, M. de la Brive, is a young man--
Pierquin
So that there is a real young man in the case? How much are you going
to pay the young man?
Mme. Mercadet
Oh!
Mercadet (checking his wife by a sign)
No more of this insolence! Otherwise, my dear sir, I shall be forced
to demand a settlement of our accounts--and, my dear M. Pierquin, you
will lose a good deal of the price at which you sold your money to me.
And at the rate of interest you charge, I shall cost you more than the
value of a farm in Bauce.
Pierquin
Sir--
Mercadet (haughtily)
Sir, I shall soon be so rich that I will not endure to be twitted by
any one--not even by a creditor.
Pierquin
But--
Mercadet
Not a word--or I will pay you! Come into my private room and we will
settle the business about which I asked you to come.
Pierquin
I am at your service, sir. (Aside) What a devil of a man!
(Pierquin and Mercadet bow to the ladies and enter Mercadet's room.)
Mercadet (following Pierquin; aside to his wife)
The wild beast is tamed. I'll get this one, too.
SCENE NINTH
Mme. Mercadet, Julie, and later, Servants.
Julie
O mamma! I cannot marry this M. de la Brive!
Mme. Mercadet
But he is rich, you know.
Julie
But I prefer happiness and poverty, to unhappiness and wealth.
Mme. Mercadet
My child, happiness is impossible in poverty, while there is no
misfortune that wealth cannot alleviate.
Julie
How can you say such sad words to me?
Mme. Mercadet
Children should learn a lesson from the experience of parents. We are
at present having a very bitter taste of life's vicissitudes. Take my
advice, daughter, and marry wealth.
Justin (entering, followed by Therese and Virginie)
Madame, we have carried out the master's orders.
Virginie
My dinner will be ready.
Therese
And the tradesmen have consented.
Justin
As far as concerns M. Verdelin--
SCENE TENTH
The same persons and Mercadet (carrying a bundle of papers).
Mercadet
What did my friend Verdelin say?
Justin
He will be here in a moment. He was just on his way here to bring some
money to M. Bredif, the owner of this house.
Mercadet
Bredif is a millionaire. Take care that Verdelin speaks to me before
going up to him. How did you get on, Therese, with the milliners and
dressmakers?
Therese
Sir, as soon as I gave them a promise of payment, every one greeted me
with smiles.
Mercadet
Very good. And shall we have a fine dinner, Virginie?
Virginie
You will compliment it, sir, when you eat it.
Mercadet
And the tradespeople?
Virginie
They will wait your time.
Mercadet
I shall settle with you all to-morrow. You can go now. (They go out.)
A man who has his servants with him is like a minister who has the
press on his side!
Mme. Mercadet
And what of Pierquin?
Mercadet (showing the papers)
All that I could extort from him is as follows.--He will give me time,
and this negotiable paper in exchange for stock.--Also notes for
forty-seven thousand francs, to be collected from a man named
Michonnin, a gentleman broker, not considered very solvent, who may be
a crook but has a very rich aunt at Bordeaux; M. de la Brive is from
that district and I can learn from him if there is anything to be got
out of it.
Mme. Mercadet
But the tradesmen will soon arrive.
Mercadet
I shall be here to receive them. Now leave me, leave me, my dears.
(Exeunt the two ladies.)
SCENE ELEVENTH
Mercadet, then Violette.
Mercadet (walking up and down)
Yes, they will soon be here! And everything depends upon that somewhat
slippery friendship of Verdelin--a man whose fortune I made! Ah! when
a man has passed forty he learns that the world is peopled by the
ungrateful--I do not know where all the benefactors have gone to.
Verdelin and I have a high opinion of each other. He owes me
gratitude, I owe him money, and neither of us pays the other. And now,
in order to arrange the marriage of Julie, my business is to find a
thousand crowns in a pocket which pretends to be empty--to find
entrance into a heart in order to find entrance into a cash-box! What
an undertaking! Only women can do such things, and with men who are in
love with them.
Justin (without)
Yes, he is in.
Mercadet
It is he. (Violette appears.) Ah! my friend! It is dear old Violette!
Violette
This is the eleventh call within a week, my dear M. Mercadet, and my
actual necessity has driven me to wait for you three hours in the
street; I thought the truth was told me when I was assured that you
were in the country. But I came to-day--
Mercadet
Ah! Violette, old fellow, we are both hard up!
Violette
Humph! I don't think so. For my part, I've pledged everything I could
put in the pawn-shop.
Mercadet
So have we.
Violette
I have never reproached you with my ruin, for I believe it is your
intention to enrich me, as well as yourself; but still, fine words
butter no parsnips, and I am come to implore you to give me a small
sum on account, and by so doing you will save the lives of a whole
family.
Mercadet
My dear old Violette, you grieve me deeply! Be reasonable and I will
share with you. (In a low voice) We have scarcely a hundred francs in
the house, and even that is my daughter's money.
Violette
Is it possible! You, Mercadet, whom I have known so rich?
Mercadet
I conceal nothing from you.
Violette
Unfortunate people owe it to each other to speak the truth.
Mercadet
Ah! If that were the only thing they owed how prompt would be the
payment! But keep this as a secret, for I am on the point of making a
good match for my daughter.
Violette
I have two daughters, sir, and they work without hope of being
married! In your present circumstances I cannot press you, but my wife
and my daughters await my return in the deepest anxiety.
Mercadet
Stay a moment. I will give you sixty francs.
Violette
Ah! my wife and my girls will bless you. (Aside, while Mercadet leaves
the room for a moment.) The others who abuse him get nothing out of
him, but by appealing to his pity, little by little I get back my
money. (Chuckles and slaps his pocket.)
Mercadet (on the point of re-entering sees this action)
The beggarly old miser! Sixty francs on account paid ten times makes
six hundred francs. Come now, I have sown enough, it is time to reap
the harvest. (Aloud) Take this.
Violette
Sixty francs in gold! It is a long time since I have seen such a sum.
Good-bye, we sha'n't forget to pray for the speedy marriage of Mlle.
Mercadet.
Mercadet
Good-bye, dear old Violette. (Holding him by the hand.) Poor old man,
when I look at you, I think myself rich--your misfortunes touch me
deeply. And yesterday I thought I would soon be on the point of paying
back to you not only the interest but the principal of what I owe you.
Violette (turning back)
Paying me back! In full!
Mercadet
It was a close shave.
Violette
What was?
Mercadet
Imagine, my dear fellow, that there exists a most brilliant
opportunity, a most magnificent speculation, the most sublime
discovery--an affair which appeals to the interest of every one, which
will draw upon all the exchanges, and for the realization of which a
stupid banker has refused me the miserable sum of a thousand crowns--
when there is more than a million in sight.
Violette
A million!
Mercadet
Yes, a million, from the start. Afterwards no one can calculate where
the rage for protective pavement will stop.
Violette
Pavement?
Mercadet
Protective pavement. A pavement on which no barricade can be raised.
Violette
Really?
Mercadet
You see, that from henceforth all governments interested in the
preservation of order will become our chief shareholders--Ministers,
princes and kings will be our chief partners. Next come the gods of
finance, the great bankers, those of independent income in commerce
and speculation; even the socialists, seeing that their industry is
ruined, will be forced to buy stocks for a living from me!
Violette
Yes, it is fine! It is grand!
Mercadet
It is sublime and philanthropic! And to think I have been refused four
thousand francs, wherewith to send out advertisements and launch my
prospectus!
Violette
Four thousand francs! I thought it was only--
Mercadet
Four thousand francs, no more! And I was to give away for the loan a
half interest in the enterprise--that is to say a fortune! Ten
fortunes!
Violette
Listen--I will see--I will speak to some one--
Mercadet
Speak to no one! Keep it to yourself! The idea would at once be
snatched up--or perhaps they wouldn't understand it so well as you
have immediately done. These money dealers are so stupid. Besides, I
am expecting Verdelin here--
Violette
Verdelin--but--we might perhaps--
Mercadet
'Twill be lucky for Verdelin, if he has the brains to risk six
thousand francs in it.
Violette
But you said four thousand just now.
Mercadet
It was four thousand that they refused me, but I need six thousand!
Six thousand francs, and Verdelin, whom I have already made a
millionaire once, is likely to become so three, four, five times over!
But he will deserve it, for he is a clever fellow, is Verdelin.
Violette
Mercadet, I will find you the money.
Mercadet
No, no, don't think of it. Besides, he will be here in a moment, and
if I am to send him away without concluding the business with him, it
will be necessary to have it settled with some one else before
Verdelin comes--and, as that is impossible--good-bye--and good luck--I
shall certainly be able to pay you your thirty thousand francs.
Violette
But say--why couldn't I--?
Mme. Mercadet (entering)
M. Verdelin has come, my dear.
Mercadet (aside)
Good, good! (Aloud) Just detain him a minute. (Mme. Mercadet goes
out.) Well, good-bye, dear old Violette--
Violette (pulling out a greasy pocketbook)
Wait a moment--here, I have the money with me--and will give it you
beforehand.
Mercadet
You! Six thousand francs!
Violette
A friend asked me to invest it for him, and--
Mercadet
And you couldn't find a better opening. We'll sign the contract
presently! (He takes the bills.) This closes the deal--and so much the
worse for Verdelin--he has missed a gold mine!
Violette
Well, I'll see you later.
Mercadet
Yes--see you later! You can get out through my study.
(Mercadet shows Violette the way out. Mme. Mercadet enters.)
Mme. Mercadet
Mercadet!
Mercadet (reappearing)
Ah! my dear! I am an unfortunate man! I ought to blow my brains out.
Mme. Mercadet
Good heavens! What is the matter?
Mercadet
The matter is that a moment ago I asked this sham bankrupt Violette
for six thousand francs.
Mme. Mercadet
And he refused to give them to you?
Mercadet
On the contrary, he handed them over.
Mme. Mercadet
What, then, do you mean?
Mercadet
I am an unlucky man, as I told you, because he gave them so quickly
that I could have gotten ten thousand if I had only known it.
Mme. Mercadet
What a man you are! I suppose you know that Verdelin is waiting for
you.
Mercadet
Beg him to come in. At last I have Julie's trousseau; and we now need
only enough money for your dresses and for household expenses until
the marriage. Send in Verdelin.
Mme. Mercadet
Yes, he is your friend, and of course you will gain your end with him.
(Exit Mme. Mercadet.)
Mercadet (alone)
Yes, he is my friend! And he has all the pride that comes with
fortune; but he has never had a Godeau (looking round to see if he is
alone). After all, Godeau! I really believe that Godeau has brought me
in more money than he has taken from me.
SCENE TWELFTH
Mercadet and Verdelin.
Verdelin
Good-day, Mercadet. What is doing now? Tell me quickly for I was
stopped here on my way up-stairs to Bredif's apartment.
Mercadet
Oh, he can wait! How is it that you are going to see a man like
Bredif?
Verdelin (laughing)
My dear friend, if people only visited those they esteem they would
make no visits at all.
Mercadet (laughing and taking his hand)
A man wouldn't go even into his own house.
Verdelin
But tell me what you want with me?
Mercadet
Your question is so sudden that it hasn't left me time to gild the
pill.
Verdelin
Oh! my old comrade. I have nothing, and I am frank to say that even if
I had I could give you nothing. I have already lent you all that my
means permit me to dispose of; I have never asked you for payment, for
I am your friend as well as your creditor, and indeed, if my heart did
not overflow in gratitude towards you, if I had not been a man
different from ordinary men, the creditor would long ago have killed
the man. I tell you everything has a limit in this world.
Mercadet
Friendship has a limit, that's certain; but not misfortune.
Verdelin
If I were rich enough to save you altogether, to cancel your debt
entirely, I would do so with all my heart, for I admire your courage.
But you are bound to go under. Your last schemes, although cleverly
projected, have collapsed. You have ruined your reputation, you are
looked upon as a dangerous man. You have not known how to take
advantage of the momentary success of your operations. When you are
utterly beggared, you will always find bread at my house; but it is
the duty of a friend to speak these plain truths.
Mercadet
What would be the advantage of friendship unless it gave us the
pleasure of finding ourselves in the right, and seeing a friend in the
wrong--of being comfortable ourselves and seeing our friend in
difficulties and of paying compliment to ourselves by saying
disagreeable things to him? Is it true then that I am little thought
of on 'Change?
Verdelin
I do not say so much as that. No; you still pass for an honest man,
but necessity is forcing you to adopt expedients--
Mercadet
Which are not justified by the success which luckier men enjoy! Ah,
success! How many outrageous things go to make up success. You'll
learn that soon enough. Now, for instance, this morning I began to
bear the market on the mines of Basse-Indre, in order that you may
gain control of that enterprise before the favorable report of the
engineers is published.
Verdelin
Hush, Mercadet, can this be true? Ah! I see your genius there! (Puts
his arm around him.)
Mercadet
I say this in order that you may understand that I have no need of
advice, or of moralizing,--merely of money. Alas! I do not ask any
thing of you for myself, my dear friend, but I am about to make a
marriage for my daughter, and here we are actually, although secretly,
fallen into absolute destitution. We are in a house where poverty
reigns under the appearance of luxury. The power of promises, and of
credit, all is exhausted! And if I cannot pay in cash for certain
necessary expenses, this marriage must be broken off. All I went here
is a fortnight of opulence, just as all that you want is twenty-four
hours of lying on the Exchange. Verdelin, this request will never be
repeated, for I have only one daughter. Must I confess it to you? My
wife and daughter are absolutely destitute of clothes! (Aside) He is
hesitating.
Verdelin (aside)
He has played me so many tricks that I really do not know whether his
daughter is doing to be married or not. How can she marry?
Mercadet
This very day I have to give a dinner to my future son-in-law, whom a
mutual friend is introducing to us, and I haven't even my plate
remaining in the house. It is--you know where it is--I not only need a
thousand crowns, but I also hope that you will lend me your dinner
service and come and dine here with your wife.
Verdelin
A thousand crowns! Mercadet! No one has a thousand crowns to lend. One
scarcely has them for himself; if he were to lend them whenever he was
asked, he would never have them. (He retires to the fire-place.)
Mercadet (following him, aside)
He will yet come to the scratch. (Aloud) Now look here, Verdelin, I
love my wife and my daughter; these sentiments, my friend, are my sole
consolation in the midst of my recent disasters; these women have been
so gentle, so patient! I should like to see them placed beyond the
reach of distress. Oh! It is on this point that my sufferings are most
real! (They walk to the front of the stage arm in arm.) I have
recently drunk the cup of bitterness, I have slipped upon my wooden
pavement,--I organized a monopoly and others drained me of everything!
But, believe me, this is nothing in comparison with the pain of seeing
you refuse me help in this extremity! Nevertheless, I am not going to
dwell upon the consequences--for I do not wish to owe anything to your
pity.
Verdelin (taking a seat)
A thousand crowns! But what purpose would you apply them to?
Mercadet (aside)
I shall get them. (Aloud) My dear fellow, a son-in-law is a bird who
is easily frightened away. The absence of one piece of lace on a dress
reveals everything to them. The ladies' costumes are ordered, the
merchants are on the point of delivering them--yes, I was rash enough
to say that I would pay for everything, for I counted on you!
Verdelin, a thousand crowns won't kill you, for you have sixty
thousand francs a year. And the life of a young girl of whom you are
fond is now at stake--for you are fond of Julie! She has a sincere
attachment for your little girl, they play together like the happiest
of creatures. Would you let the companion of your daughter pine away
with despair? Misfortune is contagious! It brings evil on all around!
Verdelin
My dear fellow, I have not a thousand crowns. I can lend you my plate;
but I have not--
Mercadet
You can give me your note on the bank. It is soon signed--
Verdelin (rising)
I--no--
Mercadet
Ah! my poor daughter! It is all over. (Falls back overcome in an
armchair near the table.) God forgive me, if I put an end to the
painful dream of life, and let me awaken in Thy bosom!
Verdelin (after a short silence)
But-- Have you really found a son-in-law?
Mercadet (rising abruptly to his feet)
You ask if I have found a son-in-law! You actually throw a doubt upon
this! You may refuse me, if you like, the means of effecting the
happiness of my daughter, but do not insult me! I am fallen low
indeed! O Verdelin! I would not for a thousand crowns have had such an
idea of you, and you can never win absolution from me excepting by
giving them.
Verdelin (wishing to leave)
I must go and see if I can--
Mercadet
No! This is only another way of refusing me! Can I believe it? Will
not you whom I have seen spend the same sum upon some such trifle as a
passing love affair--will you not apply the thousand crowns to the
performance of a good action?
Verdelin (laughing)
At the present time there are very few good actions, or transactions.
Mercadet
Ha! Ha! Ha! How witty! You are laughing, I see there is a reaction!
Verdelin
Ha! Ha! Ha! (He drops his hat.)
Mercadet (picking up the hat and dusting it with his sleeve)
Come now, old fellow. Haven't we seen life! We two began it together.
What a lot of things we have said and done! Don't you recollect the
good old time when we swore to be friends always through thick and
thin?
Verdelin
Indeed, I do. And don't you recollect our party at Rambouillet, where
I fought an officer of the Guard on your account?
Mercadet
I thought it was for the lovely Clarissa! Ah! But we were gay! We were
young! And to-day we have our daughters, daughters old enough to
marry! If Clarissa were alive now, she would blame your hesitation!
Verdelin
If she had lived, I should never have married.
Mercadet
Because you know what love is, that you do! So I may count upon you
for dinner, and you give me your word of honor that you will send me--
Verdelin
The plate?
Mercadet
And the thousand crowns--
Verdelin
Ah! You still harp upon that! I have told you I cannot do it.
Mercadet (aside)
It is certain that this fellow will never die of heart failure.
(Aloud) And so it seems I am to be murdered by my best friend? Alas!
It is always thus! You are actually untouched by the memory of
Clarissa--and by the despair of a father! (He cries out towards the
chamber of his wife.) Ah! it is all over! I am in despair! I am going
to blow my brains out!
SCENE THIRTEENTH
The same persons, Mme. Mercadet and Julie.
Mme. Mercadet
What on earth is the matter with you, my dear?
Julie
How your voice frightened us, papa!
Mercadet
They heard us! See how they come, like two guardian angels! (He takes
them by the hand.) Ah! you melt my heart! (To Verdelin) Verdelin! Do
you wish to slay a whole family? This proof of their tenderness gives
me courage to fall at your feet.
Julie
Oh, sir! (She checks her father.) It is I who will implore you for
him. Whatever may be his demand, do not refuse my father; he must,
indeed, be in the most terrible anguish!
Mercadet
Dear child! (Aside) In what accents does she speak! I couldn't speak
so naturally as that.
Mme. Mercadet
M. Verdelin, listen to us--
Verdelin (to Julie)
You don't know what he is asking, do you?
Julie
No.
Verdelin
He is asking for a thousand crowns, in order to arrange your marriage.
Julie
Then, forget, sir, all that I said to you; I do not wish for a
marriage which has been purchased by the humiliation of my father.
Mercadet (aside)
She is magnificent!
Verdelin
Julie! I will go at once and get the money for you. (Exit.)
SCENE FOURTEENTH
The same persons, except Verdelin; then the servants.
Julie
Oh, father! Why did you not tell me?
Mercadet (kissing her)
You have saved us all! Ah! when shall I be so rich and powerful that I
may make him repent of a favor done so grudgingly?
Mme. Mercadet
Do not be unjust; Verdelin yielded to your request.
Mercadet
He yielded to the cry of Julie, not to my request. Ah! my dear, he has
extorted from me more than a thousand crowns' worth of humiliation!
Justin (coming in with Therese and Virginie)
The tradespeople.
Virginie
The milliner and the dressmaker--
Therese
And the dry-goods merchants.
Mercadet
That is all right! I have succeeded in my scheme! My daughter shall be
Comtesse de la Brive! (To the servants) Show them in! I am waiting,
and the money is ready. (He goes proudly towards his study, while the
servants look at him with surprise.)
Curtain to the First Act.