THE COUNTESS DESCRIBES THE FIELD OF ACTION
Now, to clear up a point or two: You may think the Comic Muse is
straining human nature rather toughly in making the Countess de Saldar
rush open-eyed into the jaws of Demogorgon, dreadful to her. She has
seen her brother pointed out unmistakeably as the tailor-fellow. There
is yet time to cast him off or fly with him. Is it her extraordinary
heroism impelling her onward, or infatuated rashness? or is it her mere
animal love of conflict?
The Countess de Saldar, like other adventurers, has her star. They who
possess nothing on earth, have a right to claim a portion of the
heavens. In resolute hands, much may be done with a star. As it has
empires in its gift, so may it have heiresses. The Countess’s star had
not blinked balefully at her. That was one reason why she went straight
on to Beckley.
Again: the Countess was a born general. With her star above, with
certain advantages secured, with battalions of lies disciplined and
zealous, and with one clear prize in view, besides other undeveloped
benefits dimly shadowing forth, the Countess threw herself headlong
into the enemy’s country.
But, that you may not think too highly of this lady, I must add that
the trivial reason was the exciting cause—as in many great enterprises.
This was nothing more than the simple desire to be located, if but for
a day or two, on the footing of her present rank, in the English
country-house of an offshoot of our aristocracy. She who had moved in
the first society of a foreign capital—who had married a Count, a
minister of his sovereign, had enjoyed delicious high-bred badinage
with refulgent ambassadors, could boast the friendship of duchesses,
and had been the amiable receptacle of their pardonable follies; she
who, moreover, heartily despised things English:—this lady experienced
thrills of proud pleasure at the prospect of being welcomed at a
third-rate English mansion. But then, that mansion was Beckley Court.
We return to our first ambitions, as to our first loves not that they
are dearer to us,—quit that delusion: our ripened loves and mature
ambitions are probably closest to our hearts, as they deserve to be—but
we return to them because our youth has a hold on us which it asserts
whenever a disappointment knocks us down. Our old loves (with the bad
natures I know in them) are always lurking to avenge themselves on the
new by tempting us to a little retrograde infidelity. A schoolgirl in
Fallowfield, the tailor’s daughter, had sighed for the bliss of Beckley
Court. Beckley Court was her Elysium ere the ardent feminine brain
conceived a loftier summit. Fallen from that attained eminence, she
sighed anew for Beckley Court. Nor was this mere spiritual longing; it
had its material side. At Beckley Court she could feel her foreign
rank. Moving with our nobility as an equal, she could feel that the
short dazzling glitter of her career was not illusory, and had left her
something solid; not coin of the realm exactly, but yet gold. She could
not feel this in the Cogglesby saloons, among pitiable
bourgeoises—middle-class people daily soiled by the touch of tradesmen.
They dragged her down. Their very homage was a mockery.
Let the Countess have due credit for still allowing Evan to visit
Beckley Court to follow up his chance. If Demogorgon betrayed her
there, the Count was her protector: a woman rises to her husband. But a
man is what he is, and must stand upon that. She was positive Evan had
committed himself in some manner. As it did not suit her to think so,
she at once encouraged an imaginary conversation, in which she took the
argument that it was quite impossible Evan could have been so mad, and
others instanced his youth, his wrongheaded perversity, his ungenerous
disregard for his devoted sister, and his known weakness: she replying,
that undoubtedly they were right so far: but that he could not have
said he himself was that horrible thing, because he was nothing of the
sort: which faith in Evan’s stedfast adherence to facts, ultimately
silenced the phantom opposition, and gained the day.
With admiration let us behold the Countess de Saldar alighting on the
gravel sweep of Beckley Court, the footman and butler of the enemy
bowing obsequious welcome to the most potent visitor Beckley Court has
ever yet embraced.
The despatches of a general being usually acknowledged to be the safest
sources from which the historian of a campaign can draw, I proceed to
set forth a letter of the Countess de Saldar, forwarded to her sister,
Harriet Cogglesby, three mornings after her arrival at Beckley Court;
and which, if it should prove false in a few particulars, does
nevertheless let us into the state of the Countess’s mind, and gives
the result of that general’s first inspection of the field of action.
The Countess’s epistolary English does small credit to her Fallowfield
education; but it is feminine, and flows more than her ordinary speech.
Besides, leaders of men have always notoriously been above the honours
of grammar. “MY DEAREST HARRIET,
“Your note awaited me. No sooner my name announced, than servitors in
yellow livery, with powder and buckles started before me, and bowing
one presented it on a salver. A venerable butler—most impressive! led
the way. In future, my dear, let it be de Saldar de Sancorvo. That is
our title by rights, and it may as well be so in England. English
Countess is certainly best. Always put the de. But let us be
systematic, as my poor Silva says. He would be in the way here, and had
better not come till I see something he can do. Silva has great
reliance upon me. The farther he is from Lymport, my dear!—and imagine
me, Harriet, driving through Fallowfield to Beckley Court! I gave one
peep at Dubbins’s, as I passed. The school still goes on. I saw three
little girls skipping, and the old swing-pole. SEMINARY FOR YOUNG
LADIES as bright as ever! I should have liked to have kissed the
children and given them bonbons and a holiday.
“How sparing you English are of your crests and arms! I fully expected
to see the Jocelyns’ over my bed; but no—four posts totally without
ornament! Sleep, indeed, must be the result of dire fatigue in such a
bed. The Jocelyn crest is a hawk in jesses. The Elburne arms are, Or,
three falcons on a field, vert. How heraldry reminds me of poor Papa!
the evenings we used to spend with him, when he stayed at home,
studying it so diligently under his directions! We never shall again!
Sir Franks Jocelyn is the third son of Lord Elburne, made a Baronet for
his patriotic support of the Ministry in a time of great trouble. The
people are sometimes grateful, my dear. Lord Elburne is the fourteenth
of his line—originally simple country squires. They talk of the Roses,
but we need not go so very far back as that. I do not quite understand
why a Lord’s son should condescend to a Baronetcy. Precedence of some
sort for his lady, I suppose. I have yet to learn whether she ranks by
his birth, or his present title. If so, a young Baronetcy cannot
possibly be a gain. One thing is certain. She cares very little about
it. She is most eccentric. But remember what I have told you. It will
be serviceable when you are speaking of the family.
“The dinner-hour, six. It would no doubt be full seven in Town. I am
convinced you are half-an-hour too early. I had the post of honour to
the right of Sir Franks. Evan to the right of Lady Jocelyn. Most
fortunately he was in the best of spirits—quite brilliant. I saw the
eyes of that sweet Rose glisten. On the other side of me sat my pet
diplomatist, and I gave him one or two political secrets which
astonished him. Of course, my dear, I was wheedled out of them. His
contempt for our weak intellects is ineffable. But a woman must now and
then ingratiate herself at the expense of her sex. This is perfectly
legitimate. Tory policy at the table. The Opposition, as Andrew says,
not represented. So to show that we were human beings, we differed
among ourselves, and it soon became clear to me that Lady Jocelyn is
the rankest of Radicals. My secret suspicion is, that she is a person
of no birth whatever, wherever her money came from. A fine woman—yes;
still to be admired, I suppose, by some kind of men; but totally
wanting in the essentially feminine attractions.
“There was no party, so to say. I will describe the people present,
beginning with the insignifacants.
“First, Mr. Parsley, the curate of Beckley. He eats everything at
table, and agrees with everything. A most excellent orthodox young
clergyman. Except that he was nearly choked by a fish-bone, and could
not quite conceal his distress—and really Rose should have repressed
her desire to laugh till the time for our retirement—he made no
sensation. I saw her eyes watering, and she is not clever in turning it
off. In that nobody ever equalled dear Papa. I attribute the attack
almost entirely to the tightness of the white neck-cloths the young
clergymen of the Established Church wear. But, my dear, I have lived
too long away from them to wish for an instant the slightest change in
anything they think, say, or do. The mere sight of this young man was
most refreshing to my spirit. He may be the shepherd of a flock, this
poor Mr. Parsley, but he is a sheep to one young person.
“Mr. Drummond Forth. A great favourite of Lady Jocelyn’s; an old
friend. He went with them to the East. Nothing improper. She is too
cold for that. He is fair, with regular features, very self-possessed,
and ready—your English notions of gentlemanly. But none of your men
treat a woman as a woman. We are either angels, or good fellows, or
heaven knows what that is bad. No exquisite delicacy, no insinuating
softness, mixed with respect, none of that hovering over the border, as
Papa used to say, none of that happy indefiniteness of manner which
seems to declare ‘I would love you if I might,’ or ‘I do, but I dare
not tell,’ even when engaged in the most trivial attentions—handing a
footstool, remarking on the soup, etc. You none of you know how to meet
a woman’s smile, or to engage her eyes without boldness—to slide off
them, as it were, gracefully. Evan alone can look between the eyelids
of a woman. I have had to correct him, for to me he quite exposes the
state of his heart towards dearest Rose. She listens to Mr. Forth with
evident esteem. In Portugal we do not understand young ladies having
male friends.
“Hamilton Jocelyn—all politics. The stiff Englishman. Not a shade of
manners. He invited me to drink wine. Before I had finished my bow his
glass was empty—the man was telling an anecdote of Lord Livelyston! You
may be sure, my dear, I did not say I had seen his lordship.
“Seymour Jocelyn, Colonel of Hussars. He did nothing but sigh for the
cold weather, and hunting. All I envied him was his moustache for Evan.
Will you believe that the ridiculous boy has shaved!
“Then there is Melville, my dear diplomatist; and here is another
instance of our Harrington luck. He has the gout in his right hand; he
can only just hold knife and fork, and is interdicted Port-wine and
penmanship. The dinner was not concluded before I had arranged that
Evan should resume (gratuitously, you know) his post of secretary to
him. So here is Evan fixed at Beckley Court as long as Melville stays.
Talking of him, I am horrified suddenly. They call him the great Mel!
“Sir Franks is most estimable, I am sure, as a man, and redolent of
excellent qualities—a beautiful disposition, very handsome. He has just
as much and no more of the English polish one ordinarily meets. When he
has given me soup or fish, bowed to me over wine, and asked a
conventional question, he has done with me. I should imagine his
opinions to be extremely good, for they are not a multitude.
“Then his lady—but I have not grappled with her yet. Now for the women,
for I quite class her with the opposite sex.
“You must know that before I retired for the night, I induced Conning
to think she had a bad head-ache, and Rose lent me her lady’s-maid—they
call the creature Polly. A terrible talker. She would tell all about
the family. Rose has been speaking of Evan. It would have looked better
had she been quiet—but then she is so English!”
Here the Countess breaks off to say, that from where she is writing,
she can see Rose and Evan walking out to the cypress avenue, and that
no eyes are on them; great praise being given to the absence of
suspicion in the Jocelyn nature.
The communication is resumed the night of the same day.
“Two days at Beckley Court are over, and that strange sensation I had
of being an intruder escaped from Dubbins’s, and expecting every
instant the old schoolmistress to call for me, and expose me, and take
me to the dark room, is quite vanished, and I feel quite at home, quite
happy. Evan is behaving well. Quite the young nobleman. With the women
I had no fear of him; he is really admirable with the men—easy, and
talks of sport and politics, and makes the proper use of Portugal. He
has quite won the heart of his sister. Heaven smiles on us, dearest
Harriet!
“We must be favoured, my dear, for Evan is very
troublesome—distressingly inconsiderate! I left him for a day—remaining
to comfort poor Mama—and on the road he picked up an object he had
known at school, and this creature, in shameful garments, is seen in
the field where Rose and Evan are riding—in a dreadful hat—Rose might
well laugh at it!—he is seen running away from an old apple woman,
whose fruit he had consumed without means to liquidate; but, of course,
he rushes bolt up to Evan before all his grand company, and claims
acquaintance, and Evan was base enough to acknowledge him! He
disengaged himself so far well by tossing his purse to the wretch, but
if he knows not how to _cut_, I assure him it will be his ruin.
Resolutely he must cast the dust off his shoes, or he will be dragged
down to their level. By the way, as to hands and feet, comparing him
with the Jocelyn men, he has every mark of better blood. Not a question
about it. As Papa would say—We have Nature’s proof.
“Looking out on a beautiful lawn, and the moon, and all sorts of trees,
I must now tell you about the ladies here.
“Conning undid me to-night. While Conning remains unattached, Conning
is likely to be serviceable. If Evan, would only give her a crumb, she
would be his most faithful dog. I fear he cannot be induced, and
Conning will be snapped up by somebody else. You know how susceptible
she is behind her primness—she will be of no use on earth, and I shall
find excuse to send her back immediately. After all, her appearance
here was all that was wanted.
“Mrs. Melville and her dreadful juvenile are here, as you may
imagine—the complete Englishwoman. I smile on her, but I could laugh.
To see the crow’s-feet under her eyes on her white skin, and those
ringlets, is really too ridiculous. Then there is a Miss Carrington,
Lady Jocelyn’s cousin, aged thirty-two—if she has not tampered with the
register of her birth. I should think her equal to it. Between dark and
fair. Always in love with some man, Conning tells me she hears. Rose’s
maid, Polly, hinted the same. She has a little money.
“But my sympathies have been excited by a little cripple—a niece of
Lady Jocelyn’s and the favourite grand-daughter of the rich old Mrs.
Bonner—also here—Juliana Bonner. Her age must be twenty. You would take
her for ten. In spite of her immense expectations, the Jocelyns hate
her. They can hardly be civil to her. It is the poor child’s temper.
She has already begun to watch dear Evan—certainly the handsomest of
the men here as yet, though I grant you, they are well-grown men, these
Jocelyns, for an untravelled Englishwoman. I fear, dear Harriet, we
have been dreadfully deceived about Rose. The poor child has not, in
her own right, much more than a tenth part of what we supposed, I fear.
It was that Mrs. Melville. I have had occasion to notice her quiet
boasts here. She said this morning, ‘when Mel is in the Ministry’—he is
not yet in Parliament! I feel quite angry with the woman, and she is
not so cordial as she might be. I have her profile very frequently
while I am conversing with her.
“With Grandmama Bonner I am excellent good friends,—venerable silver
hair, high caps, etc. More of this most interesting Juliana Bonner
by-and-by. It is clear to me that Rose’s fortune is calculated upon the
dear invalid’s death! Is not that harrowing? It shocks me to think of
it.
“Then there is Mrs. Shorne. She is a Jocelyn—and such a history! She
married a wealthy manufacturer—bartered her blood for his money, and he
failed, and here she resides, a bankrupt widow, petitioning any man
that may be willing for his love _and_ a decent home. _And_—I say in
charity.
“Mrs. Shorne comes here to-morrow. She is at present with—guess, my
dear!—with Lady Racial. Do not be alarmed. I have met Lady Racial. She
heard Evan’s name, and by that and the likeness I saw she knew at once,
and I saw a truce in her eyes. She gave me a tacit assurance of it—she
was engaged to dine here yesterday, and put it off—probably to grant us
time for composure. If she comes I do not fear her. Besides, has she
not reasons? Providence may have designed her for a staunch ally—I will
not say, confederate.
“Would that Providence had fixed this beautiful mansion five hundred
miles from L——, though it were in a desolate region! And that reminds
me of the Madre. She is in health. She always will be overbearingly
robust till the day we are bereft of her. There was some secret in the
house when I was there, which I did not trouble to penetrate. That
little Jane F—— was there—not improved.
“Pray, be firm about Torquay. Estates mortgaged, but hopes of saving a
remnant of the property. Third son! Don’t commit yourself there. We
dare not baronetize him. You need not speak it—imply. More can be done
that way.
“And remember, dear Harriet, that you must manage Andrew so that we may
positively promise his vote to the Ministry on all questions when
Parliament next assembles. I understood from Lord Livelyston, that
Andrew’s vote would be thought much of. A most amusing nobleman! He
pledged himself to nothing! But we are above such a thing as a
commercial transaction. He must countenance Silva. Women, my dear, have
sent out armies—why not fleets? Do not spare me your utmost aid in my
extremity, my dearest sister.
“As for Strike, I refuse to speak of him. He is insufferable and next
to useless. How can one talk with any confidence of relationship with a
Major of Marines? When I reflect on what he is, and his conduct to
Caroline, I have inscrutable longings to slap his face. Tell dear Carry
her husband’s friend—the chairman or something of that wonderful
company of Strike’s—you know—the Duke of Belfield is coming here. He is
a blood-relation of the Elburnes, therefore of the Jocelyns. It will
not matter at all. Breweries, I find, are quite in esteem in your
England. It was highly commendable in his Grace to visit you. Did he
come to see the Major of Marines? Caroline is certainly the loveliest
woman I ever beheld, and I forgive her now the pangs of jealousy she
used to make me feel.
“Andrew, I hope, has received the most kind invitations of the
Jocelyns. He must come. Melville must talk with him about the votes of
his abominable brother in Fallowfield. We must elect Melville and have
the family indebted to us. But pray be careful that Andrew speaks not a
word to his odious brother about our location here. It would set him
dead against these hospitable Jocelyns. It will perhaps be as well,
dear Harriet, if you do not accompany Andrew. You would not be able to
account for him quite thoroughly. Do as you like—I do but advise, and
you know I may be trusted—for our sakes, dear one! I am working for
Carry to come with Andrew. Beautiful women always welcome. A
prodigy!—if they wish to astonish the Duke. Adieu! Heaven bless your
babes!”
The night passes, and the Countess pursues:
“Awakened by your fresh note from a dream of Evan on horseback, and a
multitude hailing him Count Jocelyn for Fallowfield! A morning dream.
They might desire that he should change his name; but ‘Count’ is
preposterous, though it may conceal something.
“You say Andrew will come, and talk of his bringing Caroline. Anything
to give our poor darling a respite from her brute. You deserve great
credit for your managing of that dear little good-natured piece of
obstinate man. I will at once see to prepare dear Caroline’s welcome,
and trust her stay may be prolonged in the interest of common humanity.
They have her story here already.
“Conning has come in, and says that young Mr. Harry Jocelyn will be
here this morning from Fallowfield, where he has been cricketing. The
family have not spoken of him in my hearing. He is not, I think, in
good odour at home—a scapegrace. Rose’s maid, Polly, quite flew out
when I happened to mention him, and broke one of my laces. These
English maids are domesticated savage animals.
“My chocolate is sent up, exquisitely concocted, in plate of the purest
quality—lovely little silver cups! I have already quite set the fashion
for the ladies to have chocolate in bed. The men, I hear, complain that
there is no lady at the breakfast-table. They have Miss Carrington to
superintend. I read, in the subdued satisfaction of her eyes
(completely without colour), how much she thanks me and the institution
of chocolate in bed. Poor Miss Carrington is no match for her
opportunities. One may give them to her without dread.
“It is ten on the Sabbath morn. The sweet churchbells are ringing. It
seems like a dream. There is nothing but the religion attaches me to
England; but that—is not that everything? How I used to sigh on Sundays
to hear them in Portugal!
“I have an idea of instituting toilette-receptions. They will not
please Miss Carrington so well.
“Now to the peaceful village church, and divine worship. Adieu, my
dear. I kiss my fingers to Silva. Make no effort to amuse him. He is
always occupied. Bread!—he asks no more. Adieu! Carry will be invited
with your little man.... You unhappily unable.... She, the sister I
pine to see, to show her worthy of my praises. Expectation and
excitement! Adieu!”
Filled with pleasing emotions at the thought of the service in the
quiet village church, and worshipping in the principal pew, under the
blazonry of the Jocelyn arms, the Countess sealed her letter and
addressed it, and then examined the name of Cogglesby; which plebeian
name, it struck her, would not sound well to the menials of Beckley
Court. While she was deliberating what to do to conceal it, she heard,
through her open window, the voices of some young men laughing. She
beheld her brother pass these young men, and bow to them. She beheld
them stare at him without at all returning his salute, and then one of
them—the same who had filled her ears with venom at Fallowfield—turned
to the others and laughed outrageously, crying—
“By Jove! this comes it strong. Fancy the snipocracy here—eh?”
What the others said the Countess did not wait to hear. She put on her
bonnet hastily, tried the effect of a peculiar smile in the mirror, and
lightly ran down-stairs.