SMART REPARTEE.

Walpole relates, after an execution of _eighteen_ malefactors, a woman

was hawking an account of them, but called them _nineteen_. A gentleman

said to her, “Why do you say _nineteen_? there were but _eighteen_

hanged.” She replied, “Sir, I did not know _you_ had been reprieved.”

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