TO AN OLD FLAME.--(TWENTY YEARS AFTER.)

A little girl, a charming tiny tot,

I well remember you with many a curl,

Although I recollect you said, "I'm not

A _little_ girl."

We parted. Mid the worry and the whirl

Of life, again, alas! I saw you not.

I kept you in my memory as a pearl

Of winsome childhood. So imagine what

A shock it was this morning to unfurl

My morning paper, there to see you've got

A little girl!

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SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR.--The _Pall Mall Gazette_ announced last Friday

that "a bevy of head-masters will appear in the pulpit of St. Paul's

this month." How many go to a "bevy" we are not aware, though perhaps

we might ascertain it from Sir DRURIOLANUS, who could inform us, after

several crowded houses, how many go to see the "bevy," and how many

combine to make up a "bevy," of ballet beauties in the pantomime; but

putting it say at a dozen, the bevy of head-masters in their caps and

gowns would find the pulpit of St. Paul's rather a tight fit. Pretty

sight though, anyway.

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[Illustration: HARLEQUIN HARCOURT, THE SLEEPING BEAUTY, AND THE

FINANCIAL FAIRY PRINCE.--(_See "New Year's Day Dream."_)]

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[Illustration: A HEAVY RESPONSIBILITY.

(_Hounds going from Covert to Covert._)

_Master Jack_ (_to M.F.H._). "I SAY, YOU KNOW, AWFUL NUISANCE THE WAY

THESE WOMEN FOLLOW A FELLOW OVER _EVERYTHING!_ MAKES A MAN HAVE TO BE

SO BEASTLY CAREFUL WHAT HE _JUMPS_, DON'T YOU KNOW!"]

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