MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING

There lived in the palace at Messina two ladies, whose names were Hero

and Beatrice. Hero was the daughter, and Beatrice the niece, of

Leonato, the governor of Messina.

Beatrice was of a lively temper, and loved to divert her cousin Hero,

who was of a more serious disposition, with her sprightly sallies.

Whatever was going forward was sure to make matter of mirth for the

light-hearted Beatrice.

At the time the history of these ladies commences some young men of

high rank in the army, as they were passing through Messina on their

return from a war that was just ended, in which they had distinguished

themselves by their great bravery, came to visit Leonato. Among these

were Don Pedro, the prince of Arragon; and his friend Claudio, who was

a lord of Florence; and with them came the wild and witty Benedick, and

he was a lord of Padua.

These strangers had been at Messina before, and the hospitable governor

introduced them to his daughter and his niece as their old friends and

acquaintance.

Benedick, the moment he entered the room, began a lively conversation

with Leonato and the prince. Beatrice, who liked not to be left out of

any discourse, interrupted Benedick with saying: 'I wonder that you

will still be talking, signior Benedick: nobody marks you.' Benedick

was just such another rattle-brain as Beatrice, yet he was not pleased

at this free salutation; he thought it did not become a well-bred lady

to be so flippant with her tongue; and he remembered, when he was last

at Messina, that Beatrice used to select him to make her merry jests

upon. And as there is no one who so little likes to be made a jest of

as those who are apt to take the same liberty themselves, so it was

with Benedick and Beatrice; these two sharp wits never met in former

times but a perfect war of raillery was kept up between them, and they

always parted mutually displeased with each other. Therefore when

Beatrice stopped him in the middle of his discourse with telling him

nobody marked what he was saying, Benedick, affecting not to have

observed before that she was present, said: 'What, my dear lady

Disdain, are you yet living?' And now war broke out afresh between

them, and a long jangling argument ensued, during which Beatrice,

although she knew he had so well approved his valour in the late war,

said that she would eat all he had killed there: and observing the

prince take delight in Benedick's conversation, she called trim 'the

prince's jester.' This sarcasm sunk deeper into the mind of Benedick

than all Beatrice had said before. The hint she gave him that he was a

coward, by saying she would eat all he had killed, he did not regard,

knowing himself to be a brave man; but there is nothing that great wits

so much dread as the imputation of buffoonery, because the charge comes

sometimes a little too near the truth: therefore Benedick perfectly

hated Beatrice when she called him 'the prince's jester.'

The modest lady Hero was silent before the noble guests; and while

Claudio was attentively observing the improvement which time had made

in her beauty, and was contemplating the exquisite graces of her fine

figure (for she was an admirable young lady), the prince was highly

amused with listening to the humorous dialogue between Benedick and

Beatrice; and he said in a whisper to Leonato: 'This is a

pleasant-spirited young lady. She were an excellent wife for Benedick.'

Leonato replied to this suggestion: 'O, my lord, my lord, if they were

but a week married, they would talk themselves mad.' But though Leonato

thought they would make a discordant pair, the prince did not give up

the idea of matching these two keen wits together.

When the prince returned with Claudio from the palace, he found that

the marriage he had devised between Benedick and Beatrice was not the

only one projected in that good company, for Claudio spoke in such

terms of Hero, as made the prince guess at what was passing in his

heart; and he liked it well, and he said to Claudio: 'Do you affect

Hero?' To this question Claudio replied: 'O my lord, when I was last at

Messina, I looked upon her with a soldier's eye, that liked, but had no

leisure for loving; but now, in this happy time of peace, thoughts of

war have left their places vacant in my mind, and in their room come

thronging soft and delicate thoughts, all prompting me how fair young

Hero is, reminding me that I liked her before I went to the wars.'

Claudio's confession of his love for Hero so wrought upon the prince,

that he lost no time in soliciting the consent of Leonato to accept of

Claudio for a son-in-law. Leonato agreed to this proposal, and the

prince found no great difficulty in persuading the gentle Hero herself

to listen to the suit of the noble Claudio, who was a lord of rare

endowments, and highly accomplished, and Claudio, assisted by his kind

prince, soon prevailed upon Leonato to fix an early day for the

celebration of his marriage with Hero.

Claudio was to wait but a few days before he was to be married to his

fair lady; yet he complained of the interval being tedious, as indeed

most young men are impatient when they are waiting for the

accomplishment of any event they have set their hearts upon: the

prince, therefore, to make the time seem short to him, proposed as a

kind of merry pastime that they should invent some artful scheme to

make Benedick and Beatrice fall in love with each other. Claudio

entered with great satisfaction into this whim of the prince, and

Leonato promised them his assistance, and even Hero said she would do

any modest office to help her cousin to a good husband.

The device the prince invented was, that the gentlemen should make

Benedick believe that Beatrice was in love with him, and that Hero

should make Beatrice believe that Benedick was in love with her.

The prince, Leonato, and Claudio began their operations first: and

watching upon an opportunity when Benedick was quietly seated reading

in an arbour, the prince and his assistants took their station among

the trees behind the arbour, so near that Benedick could not choose but

hear all they said; and after some careless talk the prince said: 'Come

hither, Leonato. What was it you told me the other day that your niece

Beatrice was in love with signior Benedick? I did never think that lady

would have loved any man.' 'No, nor I neither, my lord.' answered

Leonato. 'It is most wonderful that she should so dote on Benedick,

whom she in all outward behaviour seemed ever to dislike.' Claudio

confirmed all this with saying that Hero had told him Beatrice was so

in love with Benedick, that she would certainly die of grief, if he

could not be brought to love her; which Leonato and Claudio seemed to

agree was impossible, he having always been such a railer against all

fair ladies, and in particular against Beatrice.

The prince affected to hearken to all this with great compassion for

Beatrice, and he said: 'It were good that Benedick were told of this.'

'To what end?' said Claudio; 'he would but make sport of it, and

torment the poor lady worse.' 'And if he should,' said the prince, 'it

were a good deed to hang him; for Beatrice is an excellent sweet lady,

and exceeding wise in everything but in loving Benedick.' Then the

prince motioned to his companions that they should walk on, and leave

Benedick to meditate upon what he had overheard.

Benedick had been listening with great eagerness to this conversation;

and he said to himself when he heard Beatrice loved him: 'Is it

possible? Sits the wind in that corner?' And when they were gone, he

began to reason in this manner with himself: 'This can be no trick!

they were very serious, and they have the truth from Hero, and seem to

pity the lady. Love me! Why it must be requited! I did never think to

marry. But when I said I should die a bachelor, I did not think I

should live to be married. They say the lady is virtuous and fair. She

is so. And wise in everything but loving me. Why, that is no great

argument of her folly. But here comes Beatrice. By this day, she is a

fair lady. I do spy some marks of love in her.' Beatrice now approached

him, and said with her usual tartness: 'Against my will I am sent to

bid you come in to dinner.' Benedick, who never felt himself disposed

to speak so politely to her before, replied: 'Fair Beatrice, I thank

you for your pains': and when Beatrice, after two or three more rude

speeches, left him, Benedick thought he observed a concealed meaning of

kindness under the uncivil words she uttered, and he said aloud: 'If I

do not take pity on her, I am a villain. If I do not love her, I am a

Jew. I will go get her picture.'

The gentleman being thus caught in the net they had spread for him, it

was now Hero's turn to play her part with Beatrice; and for this

purpose she sent for Ursula and Margaret, two gentlewomen who attended

upon her, and she said to Margaret: 'Good Margaret, run to the parlour;

there you will kind my cousin Beatrice talking with the prince and

Claudio. Whisper in her ear, that I and Ursula are walking in the

orchard, and that our discourse is all of her. Bid her steal into that

pleasant arbour, where honeysuckles, ripened by the sun, like

ungrateful minions, forbid the sun to enter.' This arbour, into which

Hero desired Margaret to entice Beatrice, was the very same pleasant

arbour where Benedick had so lately been an attentive listener.

'I will make her come, I warrant, presently,' said Margaret.

Hero, then taking Ursula with her into the orchard, said to her: 'Now,

Ursula, when Beatrice comes, we will walk up and down this alley, and

our talk must be only of Benedick, and when I name him, let it be your

part to praise him more than ever man did merit. My talk to you must be

how Benedick is in love with Beatrice. Now begin; for look where

Beatrice like a lapwing runs close by the ground, to hear our

conference.' They then began; Hero saying, as if in answer to something

which Ursula had said: 'No, truly, Ursula. She is too disdainful; her

spirits are as coy as wild birds of the rock.' 'But are you sure,' said

Ursula, 'that Benedick loves Beatrice so entirely?' Hero replied: 'So

says the prince, and my lord Claudio, and they entreated me to acquaint

her with it; but I persuaded them, if they loved Benedick, never to let

Beatrice know of it.' 'Certainly,' replied Ursula, 'it were not good

she knew his love, lest she made sport of it.' 'Why, to say truth,'

said Hero, 'I never yet saw a man, how wise soever, or noble, young, or

rarely featured, but she would dispraise him.' 'Sure, sure, such

carping is not commendable,' said Ursula. 'No,' replied Hero, 'but who

dare tell her so? If I should speak, she would mock me into air.' 'O!

you wrong your cousin,' said Ursula: 'she cannot be so much without

true judgment, as to refuse so rare a gentleman as signior Benedick.'

'He hath an excellent good name,' said Hero: 'indeed, he is the first

man in Italy, always excepting my dear Claudio.' And now, Hero giving

her attendant a hint that it was time to change the discourse, Ursula

said: 'And when are you to be married, madam?' Hero then told her, that

she was to be married to Claudio the next day, and desired she would go

in with her, and look at some new attire, as she wished to consult with

her on what she would wear on the morrow. Beatrice, who had been

listening with breathless eagerness to this dialogue, when they went

away, exclaimed: 'What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true?

Farewell, contempt and scorn, and maiden pride, adieu! Benedick, love

on! I will requite you, taming my wild heart to your loving hand.'

It must have been a pleasant sight to see these old enemies converted

into new and loving friends, and to behold their first meeting after

being cheated into mutual liking by the merry artifice of the

good-humoured prince. But a sad reverse in the fortunes of Hero must

now be thought of. The morrow, which was to have been her wedding-day,

brought sorrow on the heart of Hero and her good father Leonato.

The prince had a half-brother, who came from the wars along with him to

Messina. This brother (his name was Don John) was a melancholy,

discontented man, whose spirits seemed to labour in the contriving of

villanies. He hated the prince his brother, and he hated Claudio,

because he was the prince's friend, and determined to prevent Claudio's

marriage with Hero, only for the malicious pleasure of making Claudio

and the prince unhappy; for he knew the prince had set his heart upon

this marriage, almost as much as Claudio himself; and to effect this

wicked purpose, he employed one Borachio, a man as bad as himself, whom

he encouraged with the offer of a great reward. This Borachio paid his

court to Margaret, Hero's attendant; and Don John, knowing this,

prevailed upon him to make Margaret promise to talk with him from her

lady's chamber window that night, after Hero was asleep, and also to

dress herself in Hero's clothes, the better to deceive Claudio into the

belief that it was Hero; for that was the end he meant to compass by

this wicked plot.

Don John then went to the prince and Claudio, and told them that Hero

was an imprudent lady, and that she talked with men from her chamber

window at midnight. Now this was the evening before the wedding, and he

offered to take them that night, where they should themselves hear Hero

discoursing with a man from her window; and they consented to go along

with him, and Claudio said: 'If I see anything to-night why I should

not marry her, to-morrow in the congregation, where I intended to wed

her, there will I shame her.' The prince also said: 'And as I assisted

you to obtain her, I will join with you to disgrace her.'

When Don John brought them near Hero's chamber that night, they saw

Borachio standing under the window, and they saw Margaret looking out

of Hero's window, and heard her talking with Borachio: and Margaret

being dressed in the same clothes they had seen Hero wear, the prince

and Claudio believed it was the lady Hero herself.

Nothing could equal the anger of Claudio, when he had made (as he

thought) this discovery. All his love for the innocent Hero was at once

converted into hatred, and he resolved to expose her in the church, as

he had said he would, the next day; and the prince agreed to this,

thinking no punishment could be too severe for the naughty lady, who

talked with a man from her window the very night before she was going

to be married to the noble Claudio.

The next day, when they were all met to celebrate the marriage, and

Claudio and Hero were standing before the priest, and the priest, or

friar, as he was called, was proceeding to pronounce the marriage

ceremony, Claudio, in the most passionate language, proclaimed the

guilt of the blameless Hero, who, amazed at the strange words he

uttered, said meekly: 'Is my lord well, that he does speak so wide?'

Leonato, in the utmost horror, said to the prince: 'My lord, why speak

not you?' 'What should I speak?' said the prince; 'I stand dishonoured,

that have gone about to link my dear friend to an unworthy woman.

Leonato, upon my honour, myself, my brother, and this grieved Claudio,

did see and hear her last night at midnight talk with a man at her

chamber window.'

Benedick, in astonishment at what he heard, said: 'This looks not like

a nuptial.'

'True, O God!' replied the heart-struck Hero; and then this hapless

lady sunk down in a fainting fit, to all appearance dead. The prince

and Claudio left the church, without staying to see if Hero would

recover, or at all regarding the distress into which they had thrown

Leonato. So hard-hearted had their anger made them.

Benedick remained, and assisted Beatrice to recover Hero from her

swoon, saying: 'How does the lady?' 'Dead, I think,' replied Beatrice

in great agony, for she loved her cousin; and knowing her virtuous

principles, she believed nothing of what she had heard spoken against

her. Not so the poor old father; he believed the story of his child's

shame, and it was piteous to hear him lamenting over her, as she lay

like one dead before him, wishing she might never more open her eyes.

But the ancient friar was a wise man, and full of observation on human

nature, and he had attentively marked the lady's countenance when she

heard herself accused, and noted a thousand blushing shames to start

into her face, and then he saw an angel-like whiteness bear away those

blushes, and in her eye he saw a fire that did belie the error that the

prince did speak against her maiden truth, and he said to the sorrowing

father: 'Call me a fool; trust not my reading, nor my observation;

trust not my age, my reverence, nor my calling, if this sweet lady lie

not guiltless here under some biting error.'

When Hero had recovered from the swoon into which she had fallen, the

friar said to her: 'Lady, what man is he you are accused of?' Hero

replied: 'They know that do accuse me; I know of none': then turning to

Leonato, she said: 'O my father, if you can prove that any man has ever

conversed with me at hours unmeet, or that I yesternight changed words

with any creature, refuse me, hate me, torture me to death.'

'There is,' said the friar, 'some strange misunderstanding in the

prince and Claudio'; and then he counselled Leonato, that he should

report that Hero was dead; and he said that the death-like swoon in

which they had left Hero would make this easy of belief; and he also

advised him that he should put on mourning, and erect a monument for

her, and do all rites that appertain to a burial. 'What shall become of

this?' said Leonato; 'What will this do?' The friar replied: 'This

report of her death shall change slander into pity: that is some good;

but that is not all the good I hope for. When Claudio shall hear she

died upon hearing his words, the idea of her life shall sweetly creep

into his imagination. Then shall he mourn, if ever love had interest in

his heart, and wish that he had not so accused her; yea, though he

thought his accusation true.'

Benedick now said: 'Leonato, let the friar advise you; and though you

know how well I love the prince and Claudio, yet on my honour I will

not reveal this secret to them.'

Leonato, thus persuaded, yielded; and he said sorrowfully: 'I am so

grieved, that the smallest twine may lead me.' The kind friar then led

Leonato and Hero away to comfort and console them, and Beatrice and

Benedick remained alone; and this was the meeting from which their

friends, who contrived the merry plot against them, expected so much

diversion; those friends who were now overwhelmed with affliction, and

from whose minds all thoughts of merriment seemed for ever banished.

Benedick was the first who spoke, and he said: 'Lady Beatrice, have you

wept all this while?' 'Yea, and I will weep a while longer,' said

Beatrice. 'Surely,' said Benedick, 'I do believe your fair cousin is

wronged.' 'Ah!' said Beatrice, 'how much might that man deserve of me

who would right her!' Benedick then said: 'Is there any way to show

such friendship? I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is not

that strange?' 'It were as possible,' said Beatrice, 'for me to say I

loved nothing in the world so well as you; but believe me not, and yet

I lie not. I confess nothing, nor I deny nothing. I am sorry for my

cousin.' 'By my sword,' said Benedick, 'you love me, and I protest I

love you. Come, bid me do anything for you.' 'Kill Claudio,' said

Beatrice. 'Ha! not for the wide world,' said Benedick; for he loved his

friend Claudio, and he believed he had been imposed upon. 'Is not

Claudio a villain, that has slandered, scorned, and dishonoured my

cousin?' said Beatrice: 'O that I were a man!' 'Hear me, Beatrice!'

said Benedick. But Beatrice would hear nothing in Claudio's defence;

and she continued to urge on Benedick to revenge her cousin's wrongs:

and she said: 'Talk with a man out of the window; a proper saying!

Sweet Hero! she is wronged; she is slandered; she is undone. O that I

were a man for Claudio's sake! or that I had any friend, who would be a

man for my sake! but valour is melted into courtesies and compliments.

I cannot be a man with wishing, therefore I will die a woman with

grieving.' 'Tarry, good Beatrice,' said Benedick; 'by this hand I love

you.' 'Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it,' said

Beatrice. 'Think you on your soul that Claudio has wronged Hero?' asked

Benedick. 'Yea,' answered Beatrice; 'as sure as I have a thought, or a

soul.' 'Enough,' said Benedick; 'I am engaged; I will challenge him. I

will kiss your hand, and so leave you. By tints hand, Claudio shall

render me a dear account! As you hear from me, so think of me. Go,

comfort your cousin.'

While Beatrice was thus powerfully pleading with Benedick, and working

his gallant temper by the spirit of her angry words, to engage in the

cause of Hero, and fight even with his dear friend Claudio, Leonato was

challenging the prince and Claudio to answer with their swords the

injury they had done his child, who, he affirmed, had died for grief.

But they respected his age and his sorrow, and they said: 'Nay, do not

quarrel with us, good old man.' And now came Benedick, and he also

challenged Claudio to answer with his sword the injury he had done to

Hero; and Claudio and the prince said to each other: 'Beatrice has set

him on to do this.' Claudio nevertheless must have accepted this

challenge of Benedick, had not the justice of Heaven at the moment

brought to pass a better proof of the innocence of Hero than the

uncertain fortune of a duel.

While the prince and Claudio were yet talking of the challenge of

Benedick, a magistrate brought Borachio as a prisoner before the

prince. Borachio had been overheard talking with one of his companions

of the mischief he had been employed by Don John to do.

Borachio made a full confession to the prince in Claudio's hearing,

that it was Margaret dressed in her lady's clothes that he had talked

with from the window, whom they had mistaken for the lady Hero herself;

and no doubt continued on the minds of Claudio and the prince of the

innocence of Hero. If a suspicion had remained it must have been

removed by the flight of Don John, who, funding his villanies were

detected, fled from Messina to avoid the just anger of his brother.

The heart of Claudio was sorely grieved when he found he had falsely

accused Hero, who, he thought, died upon hearing his cruel words; and

the memory of his beloved Hero's image came over him, in the rare

semblance that he loved it first; and the prince asking him if what he

heard did not run like iron through his soul, he answered, that he felt

as if he had taken poison while Borachio was speaking.

And the repentant Claudio implored forgiveness of the old man Leonato

for the injury he had done his child; and promised, that whatever

penance Leonato would lay upon him for his fault in believing the false

accusation against his betrothed wife, for her dear sake he would

endure it.

The penance Leonato enjoined him was, to marry the next morning a

cousin of Hero's, who, he said, was now his heir, and in person very

like Hero. Claudio, regarding the solemn promise he made to Leonato,

said, he would marry this unknown lady, even though she were an Ethiop:

but his heart was very sorrowful, and he passed that night in tears,

and in remorseful grief, at the tomb which Leonato had erected for Hero.

When the morning came, the prince accompanied Claudio to the church,

where the good friar, and Leonato and his niece, were already

assembled, to celebrate a second nuptial; and Leonato presented to

Claudio his promised bride; and she wore a mask, that Claudio might not

discover her face. And Claudio said to the lady in the mask: 'Give me

your hand, before this holy friar; I am your husband, if you will marry

me.' 'And when I lived I was your other wife,' said this unknown lady;

and, taking off her mask, she proved to be no niece (as was pretended),

but Leonato's very daughter, the lady Hero herself. We may be sure that

this proved a most agreeable surprise to Claudio, who thought her dead,

so that he could scarcely for joy believe his eyes; and the prince, who

was equally amazed at what he saw, exclaimed: 'Is not this Hero, Hero

that was dead?' Leonato replied: 'She died, my lord, but while her

slander lived.' The friar promised them an explanation of this seeming

miracle, after the ceremony was ended; and was proceeding to marry

them, when he was interrupted by Benedick, who desired to be married at

the same time to Beatrice. Beatrice making some demur to this match,

and Benedick challenging her with her love for him, which he had

learned from Hero, a pleasant explanation took place; and they found

they had both been tricked into a belief of love, which had never

existed, and had become lovers in truth by the power of a false jest:

but the affection, which a merry invention had cheated them into, was

grown too powerful to be shaken by a serious explanation; and since

Benedick proposed to marry, he was resolved to think nothing to the

purpose that the world could say against it; and he merrily kept up the

jest, and swore to Beatrice, that he took her but for pity, and because

he heard she was dying of love for him; and Beatrice protested, that

she yielded but upon great persuasion, and partly to save his life, for

she heard he was in a consumption. So these two mad wits were

reconciled, and made a match of it, after Claudio and Hero were

married; and to complete the history, Don John, the contriver of the

villainy, was taken in his flight, and brought back to Messina; and a

brave punishment it was to this gloomy, discontented man, to see the

joy and feastings which, by the disappointment of his plots, took place

in the palace in Messina.

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