I muttered to Annellica, "The man has nerve, anyway."

"You confuse bravery with selfishness. He insists on the first

shot--won't trust another member of a hunting party to hold his fire.

He always stalks out ahead like this," Annellica explained tensely.

I had noticed that the niece carried no weapon. Which brought up

another question. "Does he always mix his pleasures?" I asked.

She was in the act of withdrawing a long telescopic sight which she

must have had bound to the inside of her thigh. As she mounted it to

her rifle with feverish haste she answered, "He is not mixing his

pleasures. _Suchane is bait._"

Before this could sink in completely a shrill, feminine scream tore

faintly into the gusty wind and found us. I leaped to my feet. Half way

to the edge of the jungle, some hundred yards from us, I watched Daphne

pushing the olive-skinned girl ahead of him with rough shoves. A deeper

color spread from her neck and swathed one shoulder and her side.

He stopped and raised the rifle threateningly. She turned and fled

toward the jungle.

"What in God's name--" I shouted.

"You can't help her," Annellica said hopelessly. "He's cut her jugular.

If there's an animal in there the blood scent will bring it out in

seconds. If there isn't--Suchane is gone, anyway."

I stared down at my companion in horror. She had warned me about the

"Fate of Daffy's nieces," but I couldn't have visualized anything this

bestial.

She looked up at me. "She will faint soon. There are worse ways to die.

You will see." She arose to stand beside me.

* * * * *

I threw my rifle to my shoulder, fully intending to fire the whole clip

into Daphne's back, but three things happened at once. Suchane sank out

of sight in the grass, an orange splotch ripped into the open, and the

Major, too, sank down and levelled his rifle.

The animal, even at this distance, was undoubtedly one of the Major's

wampus varieties. It was stilt-legged, but not clumsy like a giraffe.

The long, thick neck swung left and right tracing the scent of warm

blood, and its cat-like body arched so high a man could have walked

under it.

The wind was directly at our back, and as the several human scents

touched the animal's nostrils it jerked the long-fanged mouth. Its

belly touched the high grass in a quick crouch, then it sprang in one,

deadly accurate leap that carried it forty yards to the prostrate

Suchane. Even in the light gravity, the orange blur did not rise in a

high trajectory, and the Major had time for only one shot while it was

in the air.

The sound startled the beast as it settled on its prey, and it raised

its ugly head high while Daphne slammed the rest of his ammunition at

it with no effect.

Annellica stood calmly as her husband dropped his rifle unbelievingly.

The heavy caliber bullets had failed to cause a quiver in the beast,

but the shocking noise had made him nervous.

At the moment when it seemed he would turn and run for the jungle,

Annellica raised her rifle. Daphne saw her sight through the

telescope. "It's no use," he yelled. "We need higher power charges. Got

a hide on him like a--"

She pulled the trigger.

The great animal pirouetted, bit at its own side, then wheeled facing

us. Even as it sprang, Daphne, who was only twenty yards from us,

screamed, "You gut-shot it! You clumsy--"

His wife dropped her rifle instantly after the shot and drew the little

nuclear pistol. I got off one shot as the beast reached the apex of its

leap, but I think I missed.

I kept waiting for Annellica's deadly handweapon to speak, but she

followed the arc of the raking talons all the way to the ground where

they churned briefly. Daphne only screamed once.

At last the pistol spat, just as the furry belly touched the grass in

its third crouch. The leap came, but it was almost straight up. The

slender pellet had entered the chest and cooked half the spine. The

aimless floundering was reflexive spasm.

Annellica grabbed my rifle and fired three quick shots at the

impervious hull of the ship. It brought the captain and two crew

members to help us with the remains. Before they reached us, however,

she was quick to secure Daphne's rifle and examine the chamber.

Even with an eye-witness and three other witnesses after the fact, she

insisted that we hack the head and claws from the monster carnivore. We

packed them, together with her husband's shredded corpse in the game

freezer.

When a financial personage of Daphne's stature dies on a strange planet

the investigation is most thorough. It wasn't necessary to take such

pains with Suchane's pitiful remains. We buried her on Tigursh II where

investigators could exhume her ripped body if they chose. The jugular

slash was indistinguishable in the general lacerations.

It was a nasty mess. It cured me from any slight pleasure in hunting

and cost me the quickest billion dollars I ever had a chance at.

Naturally, the deal was off without the Major to verify the verbal

agreement. Anyway, with characteristic selfishness, he died intestate

which threw all his holdings into the courts.

But the greatest change the incident made in my life concerned the loss

of my bachelorhood. A man can get his belly full of anything, even

promiscuity, and Daphne's little hunting party did me that favor.

I'm still stuck with Tigursh II and its mile-under-mud thorium deposit

and orange-colored wampuses but I have prospects. If the courts clear

up the Daphne estate my wife will own more planets than I have golf

balls.

So, if you ever go big game hunting again don't forget the Major's

advice. I pass it on to you for what it's worth, although you may

never aim at anything but a lion. Never gut-shoot a wampus. It's better

even if you're only shooting blanks!

And I don't feel a damn bit bad about the way Annellica loaded the

major's gun....

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