SWEETHEART AND PARTNER
Billy was sitting quietly in the big lawn-swing when his aunt, dressed
for the street, finally came through the front door.
“I am going up-town, William,” she said, “I want to buy you some
things that you may go with me to church Sunday. Have you ever been to
Sunday-School?”
“Naw 'm; but I been to pertracted meetin',” came the ready response,
“I see Sanctified Sophy shout tell she tore ev'y rag offer her back
'ceptin' a shimmy. She's one 'oman what sho' is got 'ligion; she ain't
never backslid 't all, an' she ain't never fell f'om grace but one
time--”
“Stay right in the yard till I come back. Sit in the swing and don't go
outside the front yard. I shan't be gone long,” said Miss Minerva.
His aunt had hardly left the gate before Billy caught sight of a round,
fat little face peering at him through the palings which separated Miss
Minerva's yard from that of her next-door neighbor.
“Hello!” shouted Billy. “Is you the bad little boy what can't play with
me?”
“What you doing in Miss Minerva's yard?” came the answering
interrogation across the fence.
“I's come to live with her,” replied Billy. “My mama an' papa is dead.
What's yo' name?”
“I'm Jimmy Garner. How old are you? I'm most six, I am.”
“Shucks, I's already six, a-going on seven. Come on, le's swing.”
“Can't,” said the new acquaintance, “I've runned off once to-day, and
got licked for it.”
“I ain't never got no whippin' sence me an' Wilkes Booth Lincoln 's
born,” boasted Billy.
“Ain't you?” asked Jimmy. “I 'spec' I been whipped more 'n a million
times, my mama is so pertic'lar with me. She's 'bout the pertic'larest
woman ever was; she don't 'low me to leave the yard 'thout I get a
whipping. I believe I will come over to see you 'bout half a minute.”
Suiting the action to the word Jimmy climbed the fence, and the two
little boys were soon comfortably settled facing each other in the big
lawn-swing.
“Who lives over there?” asked Billy, pointing to the house across the
street.
“That's Miss Cecilia's house. That's her coming out of the front gate
now.”
The young lady smiled and waved her hand at them.
“Ain't she a peach?” asked Jimmy. “She's my sweetheart and she is 'bout
the swellest sweetheart they is.”
“She's mine, too,” promptly replied Billy, who had fallen in love at
first sight. “I's a-goin' to have her fer my sweetheart too.”
“Naw, she ain't yours, neither; she's mine,” angrily declared the other
little boy, kicking his rival's legs. “You all time talking 'bout you
going to have Miss Cecilia for your sweetheart. She's done already
promised me.”
“I'll tell you what,” proposed Billy, “lemme have her an' you can have
Aunt Minerva.”
“I wouldn't have Miss Minerva to save your life,” replied Jimmy
disrespectfully, “her nake ain't no bigger 'n that,” making a circle
of his thumb and forefinger. “Miss Cecilia, Miss Cecilia,” he shrieked
tantalizingly, “is my sweetheart.”
“I'll betcher I have her fer a sweetheart soon as ever I see her,” said
Billy.
“What's your name?” asked Jimmy presently.
“Aunt Minerva says it's William Green Hill, but 'tain't, it's jest plain
Billy,” responded the little boy.
“Ain't God a nice, good old man,” remarked Billy, after they had swung
in silence for a while, with an evident desire to make talk.
“That He is,” replied Jimmy, enthusiastically. “He's 'bout the
forgivingest person ever was. I just couldn't get 'long at all 'thout
Him. It don't make no differ'nce what you do or how many times you
run off, all you got to do is just ask God to forgive you and tell him
you're sorry and ain't going to do so no more, that night when you say
your prayers, and it's all right with God. S'posing He was one of these
wants-his-own-way kind o' mans, He could make Hi'self the troublesomest
person ever was, and little boys couldn't do nothing a tall. I sure
think a heap of God. He ain't never give me the worst of it yet.”
“I wonder what He looks like,” mused Billy.
“I s'pec' He just looks like the three-headed giant in Jack the
Giant-Killer,” explained Jimmy, “'cause He's got three heads and one
body. His heads are name' Papa, Son, and Holy Ghost, and His body is
just name' plain God. Miss Cecilia 'splained it all to me and she
is 'bout the splendidest 'splainer they is. She's my Sunday-School
teacher.”
“She's goin' to be my Sunday-School teacher, too,” said Billy serenely.
“Yours nothing; you all time want my Sunday-School teacher.”
“Jimmee!” called a voice from the interior of the house in the next
yard.
“Somebody's a-callin' you,” said Billy.
“That ain't nobody but mama,” explained Jimmy composedly.
“Jimmee-ee!” called the voice.
“Don't make no noise,” warned that little boy, “maybe she'll give up
toreckly.”
“You Jimmee!” his mother called again.
Jimmy made no move to leave the swing.
“I don' never have to go 'less she says 'James Lafayette Garner,' then I
got to hustle,” he remarked.
“Jimmy Garner!”
“She's mighty near got me,” he said softly; “but maybe she'll get tired
and won't call no more. She ain't plumb mad yet.
“James Garner!”
“It's coming now,” said Jimmy dolefully.
The two little boys sat very still and quiet.
“James Lafayette Garner!”
The younger child sprang to his feet.
“I got to get a move on now,” he said; “when she calls like that she
means business. I betcher she's got a switch and a hair-brush and
a slipper in her hand right this minute. I'll be back toreckly,” he
promised.
He was as good as his word, and in a very short time he was sitting
again facing Billy in the swing.
“She just wanted to know where her embroid'ry scissors was,” he
explained. “It don't matter what's lost in that house I'm always the one
that's got to be 'sponsible and all time got to go look for it.”
“Did you find 'em?” asked Billy.
“Yep; I went right straight where I left 'em yeste'day. I had 'em trying
to cut a piece of wire. I stole off and went down to Sam Lamb's house
this morning and tooken breakfast with him and his old woman, Sukey,” he
boasted.
“I knows Sam Lamb,” said Billy, “I rode up on the bus with him.”
“He's my partner,” remarked Jimmy.
“He's mine, too,” said Billy quickly.
“No, he ain't neither; you all time talking 'bout you going to have Sam
Lamb for a partner. You want everything I got. You want Miss Cecilia and
you want Sam Lamb. Well, you just ain't a-going to have 'em. You got to
get somebody else for your partner and sweetheart.”
“Well, you jest wait an' see,” said Billy. “I got Major Minerva.”
“Shucks, they ain't no Major name' that away,” and Jimmy changed the
subject. “Sam Lamb's sow's got seven little pigs. He lemme see 'em
suck,” said Sam Lamb's partner proudly. “He's got a cow, too; she's got
the worrisomest horns ever was. I believe she's a steer anyway.”
“Shucks,” said the country boy, contemptuously, “You do' know a steer
when you see one; you can't milk no steer.”