SARAH

Sarah Vulliamy stared at her pink finger-tips.

“But,” she protested, “I wanted to marry George Fulke.”

“I can’t help that,” said Pardoner gloomily, filling her glass with

champagne. “I didn’t make the rotten Will.”

“Well, you needn’t be so ungallant about it,” retorted Sarah. “And it’s

no use giving me any more champagne, because I shan’t drink it. Filthy

stuff.”

Her companion raised his eyes to heaven.

“‘Filthy stuff,’” he breathed. “And I brought you here, because this is

the only place in London that’s got any left. ‘Filthy stuff.’ I daresay

it doesn’t appeal to you, but why blaspheme? Never mind. When we’re

married, I’ll——”

“I tell you,” said Sarah, “I want to marry George Fulke.”

“I’m not surprised,” said Pardoner. “George Fulke is a most desirable

young man. I should think, as a husband, he’d feed right out of your

hand. But there you are. You’ve refused him three times—on your own

confession: and now it’s too late.”

“It’s not too late at all,” said Miss Vulliamy. “I’m lunching with him

to-morrow, and, if I’m nice to him——”

“For heaven’s sake,” said Pardoner, “don’t go and play with fire. I know

what these lawyers are. If you went and got engaged to somebody else,

there’d be the devil to pay before we could straighten it out. Which

reminds me—the sooner our engagement’s announced——”

“But I don’t want to marry you,” wailed Sarah.

Pardoner clasped his head in his hands.

“Look here,” he said. “I don’t know how many proposals you’ve had,

but——”

“Thirty-nine,” said Sarah, “to date.”

“Well, do those thirty-nine include one from me?”

Sarah shook her fair head.

“I’ve often wondered why they didn’t,” she said.

Pardoner felt inclined to scream. Instead, he emptied his glass. Then he

leaned forward.

“Shall I tell you?” he said.

“Oh, do.”

“Because I’m—I’m already in love with somebody else.”

“Oh, Virgil, how exciting. Who is it?”

Pardoner swallowed.

“It isn’t exciting at all,” he said aggrievedly. “It’s very tragic. Here

have I been waiting and waiting for old James Tantamount to pass to a

well-earned rest, and now he’s done it—and fairly cramped my style.”

“But who is it, Virgil?”

“You wouldn’t know her,” protested Pardoner.

“Tell me her name.”

“Townshend. June Townshend. One of the Lincolnshire lot.”

Sarah knitted her brows.

“June Townshend,” she said musingly. “I never heard of her. Does

she——”

“I told you you hadn’t,” said Pardoner. “But that’s neither here nor

there. There’s my skeleton or cross, or whatever you like to dress it

in. You see, my lady, we’re both in the same sad boat. You want George,

and I want June. And we can’t have ’em.”

Sarah stretched out her hand.

“Let me look at the Will,” she said.

Pardoner produced and handed her a paper.

. . . . _subject to the aforesaid legacies give devise and bequeath all

my real and personal property of every sort and description as follows

to be divided equally between my nephew Virgil Pardoner of 79 St.

James’s Street, S.W. and my ward Sarah Cust Vulliamy at present of

Palfrey in the New Forest upon the absolute condition that my aforesaid

nephew and ward are married the one to the other within three months of

my death. But should my aforesaid nephew and ward or either of them fail

to observe this condition or dispute this Will then I devise and

bequeath the whole of my aforesaid property equally to the

undermentioned Institutions. . . ._

Sarah read the words thoughtfully.

“It doesn’t say how much, does it?”

“Wills don’t,” said Virgil. “That’s where the lawyers come in. Forsyth

tells me that, when everything’s paid, the money alone will be over six

hundred thousand.”

“It’s a shame,” cried Sarah. “A beastly shame. They say the Law’s just,

but it isn’t. Men always get the best. Here I get three hundred thousand

and lose my freedom. You get your share and me into the bargain. And

what about poor George? I shan’t know how to tell him.”

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