[Illustration: “HELLO, PUMPKIN MAN,” WAS BILLY’S CORDIAL GREETING.]
BILLY WHISKERS
AT THE FAIR
By
F. G. WHEELER
[Illustration]
Drawings by ARTHUR DEBEBIAN
THE SAALFIELD PUBLISHING COMPANY
NEW YORK AKRON, OHIO CHICAGO
COPYRIGHT, 1909
By
THE SAALFIELD PUBLISHING COMPANY
MADE BY
THE WERNER COMPANY
AKRON, OHIO
CONTENTS
CHAPTER PAGE
I. The Automobile Arrives 9
II. Fair Day Dawns 25
III. In the Needlework Exhibit 39
IV. The Baby Show 51
V. The Balloon Man 61
VI. The Fortune Teller 71
VII. The Laughing Gallery 81
VIII. Billy Has an Encounter 93
IX. A Night with the Duke 99
X. Toppy to the Fore 107
XI. Threatened with Lockjaw 121
XII. The Pumpkin Man 131
XIII. A Triumphant Home-Coming 141
XIV. The Reward 155
ILLUSTRATIONS
PAGE
“Hello, Pumpkin Man,” was Billy’s cordial greeting _Frontispiece_
Whack! resounded a broomstick on Billy’s broad back 21
Billy landed in a great tub of water 45
Louder and louder came the shouts of his pursuers 65
“I geeve you von neekle alreaty. Now you say anodder?” 85
There peeping from behind the skirts of the second woman
was a handsome goat 133
[Illustration: BILLY WHISKERS AT THE FAIR.]
CHAPTER I
THE AUTOMOBILE ARRIVES
Affairs at Cloverleaf Farm had been running very smoothly for a month
or more. School had begun, the boys were occupied with studies and
so well out of mischief’s way for five hours each day. Summer crops
had been harvested, the barn was bursting with the sweet-scented hay,
the well-filled silo promised many a juicy meal for the farmyard
inhabitants during the approaching winter months, and in the fields the
pumpkins lay like huge nuggets of pure gold, with the shocks of corn
standing guard over their richness.
Billy Whiskers, as you will remember, had returned from his long
travels with the Circus, the troupe of monkeys had come and gone, and
the Farm was left in comparative quiet.
Yet under the outward calm there was a vague uneasiness, and a strange
restlessness was apparent among the boys, which at times infected
even the older members of the Treat household. All this was proven
conclusively because Billy Whiskers and his gaily-painted cart were
neglected, and catalogs had held much more interest than outdoor sports
for the last week or more.
But such a condition of things could not last very long. One fine
afternoon when the sun was casting long, slanting rays across the
fields, and there was the soft haziness of first October days in the
air, Tom, Dick and Harry were passing the Corners on their way home
from school when the postmaster, a genial old fellow, hailed them from
his seat on a cracker barrel in front of the store.
“Here, boys, wait a minute. There’s a postal for your father, and the
new automobile is a-comin’, all right, all right!”
[Illustration]
“Hooray!” shouted Tom, as he leaped up the steps.
“Hur-_rah_!” exulted Harry, a close second.
“_Hur_-rah,” echoed Dick, as he was dragged along, for the smallest of
the Treat boys tugged at Harry’s hand, determined to be on the scene
with his older brothers.
Three pairs of eager hands reached through the narrow little window of
the board partition which served to divide the post-office from the
general store, but agile Tom secured the coveted prize and was away,
out of the store and off up the dusty road like a flash.
“Father, father, look here!” breathlessly shouted the trio, as they
turned into the yard and drew up at the front porch steps.
Father and Mother Treat hurried to the veranda to learn the cause of
all this wild commotion, and their faces wreathed in smiles at the
welcome news that the auto was on its way.
“When do you think it’ll get here?”
“Will you let me drive her?”
“I may, mayn’t I, papa?”
The beleaguered father shook off the eager questioners with:
“Now, boys, the card says that the machinist who is to deliver the
automobile will probably arrive to-morrow afternoon. I think we’ll have
to make it a holiday, so you will be on hand when it comes.”
“Now, father,” remonstrated Mrs. Treat quickly, “that is unwise. They’d
much better be in school.”
“Tut, tut, mother! Boys must have some good times, I think.”
“Oh, father, do let us!” petitioned the boys, and a cheery nod
satisfied them that the victory was theirs.
Very little indeed was accomplished by the Treat boys the next morning,
and kind Miss Clinton, their teacher, was at a loss for an explanation
of the wriggling, twisting and manifest uneasiness possessing them.
Tom was detected in the act of attempting to communicate with Harry,
the note was confiscated by Miss Clinton, and Tom himself straightway
sent to the platform, where he whiled away the dreary, lagging moments
by driving an imaginary automobile over the hills at a terrific speed,
much to the envy of his schoolmates.
“I’ll ask everyone of ’em to ride, except Miss Clinton,” he pondered,
planning revenge for his present predicament. “And _then_ I guess
she’ll wish she hadn’t punished me.”
[Illustration]
Noon came at last, as all noons do, and then the note was presented to
Miss Clinton by little Dick, though by this time it was very much the
worse for frequent fingering. The little fellow had not been able to
keep his hands off the precious thing for longer than five minutes at a
time. First he had to make sure that it really was in his pocket. Then
again he took just one peep inside to reassure himself that it asked
that he and his brothers be excused from the afternoon session. Each
time he took it out, he patted it lovingly, and therefore it now bore
many a print of chubby and very smudgy finger tips.
Miss Clinton’s consent was readily given, for rules in the country
districts are not so iron-clad as in the more crowded city schools, and
away hastened the boys for the noonday meal at home.
It proved to be rather a tempestuous one, and Mrs. Treat was glad
indeed when chairs were pushed back from the board and the restive
group betook themselves to the wide, shady veranda. It commanded a
splendid view of the road toward Springfield, for it mounted a gradual
ascent of a mile or more before it scurried over and down again in its
eagerness to reach the city.
“I wonder what Billy will do when he sees the machine,” piped up
little Dick, as they settled themselves comfortably in hammock and in
spacious, comfortable porch chairs.
“Well, he has seen plenty of autos go by here, and after all his
experiences with the Circus this summer, he ought to behave, I’m
sure,” said Mrs. Treat uneasily, for she was never quite sure that she
understood Billy and all his varying moods.
Now Billy overheard this remark, for he was just around the corner of
the house, on the outside cellar door, this being his favorite spot on
warm afternoons.
In fact, he was very fond of luxury, and always took a siesta after a
hearty meal and during the heated portion of the day.
“Don’t be too sure of that, Mrs. Treat,” soliloquized mischievous
Billy. “I am not so old yet that I shall rest content without
occasional adventures. I really believe I am beginning to be a trifle
bored, now that I think of it. Nothing interesting has happened in this
countryside for a whole month, and it is high time that I stir up the
community a bit. It really seems too ba--”
“He’s coming! He’s coming!” shouted Tom. “Just over the hill! Don’t you
see him?”
And the three boys, unable to control their delight, pranced around,
threw their caps high into the air, and then raced down to the gate.
“Look at her go! Bet she can make thirty miles an hour,” predicted
Harry.
“She is surely plowing through the sand in great style,” said Tom,
as the automobile reached the flats and struck the heavy sand of the
bottoms.
“I’m a-goin’ to sit on the front seat,” announced Dick confidently,
hanging over the gate and swinging back and forth.
“Oh, no, you’re not, sonny! I am, you know,” declared patronizing
Harry, but Tom, the deliberate, silenced them both.
“You’ll neither of you sit on the front seat. Babies belong back
in the tonneau with their mother, and that’s just where you’ll be,
youngsters. Father and I will sit in front, you’ll see.”
“Huh!” grunted Harry, with fine contempt. “Think because you’re an inch
taller’n me you own the farm, don’t you?”
They were still arguing this all-important question when with toot of
horn and a fine flourish the automobile drew up at the gate, and the
chauffeur bent over the wheel to inquire:
“This Cloverleaf Farm?”
“Well, I just guess, and that is our automobile!” was the satisfactory,
if rather inelegant response.
“Glad to see you, very glad to see you!” was Mr. Treat’s cordial
welcome as he hastened to shake hands with the driver.
“Glad to meet you too, sir, and to deliver the car safe and sound.
She’s in finest trim. Suppose we might as well proceed right to
business. I must get back to Springfield to-night to catch the
eight-forty westbound. Shall I teach you to drive her now?”
“Well, to-morrow is Fair day, and we’ll want to use her, of course. But
come in, and have a drink of sweet cider and a doughnut first. You must
be thirsty,” urged Mr. Treat, not forgetful of hospitality. “Boys, run
and tell mother to put on her bonnet and to come out for a little spin.”
During this time Billy Whiskers had not been idle. He had observed the
approach of the car, and leisurely ambled around to the front of the
farmhouse, nibbling grass and occasionally taking a sample of Mrs.
Treat’s special pride, a gaudy bed of scarlet geraniums bordered with
sweet elyssum.
At last he took up his station on the front steps, in order to view the
automobile to best possible advantage. With one long look, he said to
himself:
“That is a mighty fine contraption. Glad I was able to earn it for the
boys. ’Twas well worth a summer of toil, hardship and privation to give
my Dick a bit of pleasure. What fine times we’ll have in it! But why,
w-h-y, how is this?” questioned surprised Billy from the porch steps,
for Mrs. Treat had needed no second bidding to take her first ride in
the automobile, and had brushed past him, unheeding.
In fact, she had laid her hat on the bed of the spare room downstairs
early that morning, all ready to be donned for this very occasion, and
even now the family was being stowed away in the rear seat of the auto,
doors were being securely fastened, last cautions and warnings given,
and the driver was cranking the machine preparatory to starting.
“Why, w-h-y,” repeated Billy in astonishment, “They’ve forgotten _me_.
I’ll just remind them,” and he ran down to the gate, bleating his
displeasure.
“Good-bye, old Billy!”
“Race along behind! There’s a good fellow!” Harry called.
And with these words of scant consolation, the machine glided off,
leaving Billy a very much disconcerted and crestfallen goat.
Then jealousy crept into his heart, and filled it near to bursting.
“They surely remember that it is my automobile. I am the one who really
earned it, I’d have them to know! I am the one who should have had the
honor of the very first ride. It is my money they are spending, and yet
here I stand, alone and forsaken, while they go whizzing off in such
fine style!”
Now as everyone knows, boys and girls especially, jealousy is a very
naughty thing to cherish, and revenge is even worse, but, his anger
mounting higher and higher, Billy proceeded to plan vengeance.
“I don’t like the smell of the thing, anyhow, and if they don’t let me
ride in it, perhaps my horns can take some of the shine off its sides.
I’ll bite a piece out of the tires, too, and then maybe they’ll have
time to remember a little of what Billy Whiskers has done for this
family. I might even drink the gasolene, but you see that might explode
after it’s inside of me and not prove altogether a safe undertaking,”
and he sadly returned to the cellar door for his usual afternoon nap.
The Treats did not return for two hours or more, and then all were
so loud in their praises of the automobile that poor Billy was quite
forgotten.
A bountiful supper was spread, and the machinist entertained in true
country style. After the meal, all repaired to the porch for a final
chat before the driver should be taken to Springfield by Mr. Treat.
“I’ll remind them of my existence,” thought Billy, and he stalked
slowly across the front lawn with majestic tread, in full view of the
group, on his way to the barn and his quarters for the night.
“What a very fine goat you have there,” complimented the chauffeur.
“Oh, yes,” agreed Mr. Treat, “but a great nuisance, I sometimes think.”
“Why,” interrupted Mrs. Treat, “what do you think? A few weeks ago he
came back home with a whole pack of trained monkeys he had led in a
Circus performance this last summer, and glad enough I was when we were
finally rid of them. He’s a scapegoat, I’m sure of that.”
“A goat is all right, but an auto is lots better,” decided unloyal Tom.
“I wish we could sell him now.”
“You do, eh?” thought Billy, as he disappeared around the house. “If
I ever have a chance at some of the people who are always so ready
to discard their old friends, they will wish I had never come back
from the Circus with enough money to buy their automobile,” and as a
balm for his wounded vanity, Billy wandered down to the barn to spread
discontent and rebellion among his animal friends.
“Well, Browny,” he began, as he entered that faithful horse’s box
stall, “the new auto has come, and all the farmyard animals will have
to look to their laurels now. They may even be entirely forgotten and
perhaps left to starve.” You can see from this remark that Billy was
possessed of a remarkably vivid imagination.--“I’ve gone supperless
to-night, which may be but the beginning of the new order of things.”
“Now, Billy Whiskers, that is sheer nonsense. Why, I’ve been with the
Treats ever since they were bride and groom, and I have carried each of
the boys around on my back as soon as they were able to hold on to my
mane. They’ll never forget the services of old Browny.” And he proudly
tossed his noble head.
“Oh, don’t be too sure of that,” returned Billy. “Just remember what I
did for them this summer. And now Mrs. Treat is calling me a nuisance
and a scapegoat, whatever that is. This minute they are planning long
trips, but never a word of thanks to Billy.”
Browny gave a hoarse laugh of mingled contempt and ridicule.
“Why, William Whiskers,” he said in a tone of sharp rebuke, “you are
carrying on like a half-grown kid instead of a full-grown, bewhiskered
goat!”
“Never mind, we’ll see how you behave when your time to be cast aside
comes. You’ll not even get to the Fair this year.”
“You’re wrong there, Billy. I’ll go the same as I have for the past
fifteen years. Be up bright and early to-morrow morning and you’ll see
me on the way.”
“Perhaps, and again perhaps not.”
“Well, at any rate I’m not worrying. Why, this morning you saw our
farmyard beauty, the Duke of Windham, along with Dick’s Plymouth Rock,
Toppy, as they started for the exhibit. They’ll be prize winners, or
I miss my guess. The Treat farm is always well represented. By the
way, Billy, are you going? Lots of fun--such fun as you’ve never seen.
Better come along,” cordially.
“Oh, I’ll be there. But be sure you are among those present, that is
all,” retorted the goat, with a knowing wink.
“Going to walk, same as you did to get to the Circus?” prodded droll
Browny.
“Not if I know it,” was Billy’s quick reply. Ambling up closer, he
reached up and whispered confidentially:
“I’m going in the automobile, with the rest of the family. A goat of
my experience and breeding goes with the best,” and with that Billy
stalked off, head held high, well satisfied at having filled Browny as
full of uncomfortable forebodings as he himself had been a short time
before.
[Illustration: WHACK! RESOUNDED A BROOMSTICK ON BILLY’S BROAD BACK.]
“I surely smell doughnuts,” thought Billy as he sniffed the keen
outside air, and he quickened his steps toward the kitchen, which had
been the scene of unusual activity that day.
Peering cautiously in, he found the field clear, much to his
satisfaction.
“Deserted! I’ll now eat the supper I didn’t have a while ago.”
And into the pantry walked the naughty Billy, to pilfer the results of
Mrs. Treat’s day spent at baking and brewing.
“Dear me! there surely are doughnuts somewhere about. I never make
a mistake in that regard, for they are prime favorites with one B.
W. Ah, there they are, and a two-gallon crock piled high with the
brown beauties! I’ll try just one, and then that pumpkin pie on the
next shelf looks a bit toothsome, too. I really think that all these
doughnuts, six pies all in a row, a chocolate cake, and then another
that they call a sponge, though I never could see the reason for the
name, besides three fried chickens in that earthen bowl are just a
little more than the boys ought to be allowed to eat to-morrow. It
might make them sick, and so I’ll play the good fairy and remove
temptation from their path,” and Billy fell to with a will.
His stomach was commencing to bulge with the goodies, and even his
goatish appetite was half satisfied, when Whack! Whack! resounded a
broomstick on Billy’s broad back, wielded vigorously by the mistress of
the household. Discouraged and back beaten, his goatship scurried to
the barn, there to nurse his many grievous wrongs.
“Small use in my trying to do right,” he cogitated. “Somebody is always
against me, and as soon as I am up, they are sure to knock me down. I
am getting sore,” and he rubbed his poor back against Browny’s stall.
“Anyway, there’s a good time ahead to-morrow.”
Now Billy had heard a great deal of this annual county event, for the
Treat boys had discussed it at length. Nevertheless, it would all be
new to him. As he sought his bed of fragrant hay, his thoughts ran:
“Wonder what a Fair is like. Maybe just a miniature Circus, and then
it will be a bore to me. But I’ll go in the auto. That will be a new
experience, anyway. Will sit on the front seat, too; if not going
to the Fair, at least on the return trip. There will be room for me
somewhere. I have always managed my own affairs with a fair measure of
success, and I believe I can this time. They say where there’s a will
there’s a way, and I am the Will in this instance. With a good night’s
rest and an early breakfast, I will be in trim and--and--” but Billy
was off to the land of dreams.