A FORWARD MINX.

The garden wall was high, yet not so high but that any young lady bent

on attracting the notice of her neighbours could look over it. Miss

Dot indeed regarded an outside flight of steps which led to an upper

storey as an appointed amelioration to the hours which she was

expected to spend in the garden, for it was an easy scramble from the

stairs to the top of the wall, whence she could survey the world. To

be sure the wall was narrow as well as high, but a timorous gait shows

off a pretty figure, and slight nervousness adds a pathetic expression

to a pretty face; to both of which advantages Dot was not, it is to be

believed, altogether indifferent when khaki coats dwelt the other side

of that wall.

On this particular day she was trying to attract notice in so

unrestrained a manner that her mother remarked it from an upper

window. But mothers, we are told in these latter days, are not always

the wisest guardians of their "flapper" daughters. This mother had a

decided _penchant_ for a khaki coat herself; only she demanded braid

on the cuff and a smartly cut collar, and these she would greet in the

street with a tender act of homage which rarely failed to win admiring

attention. But for a daughter who would dash down the road after a

Tommy she had contempt rather than disapproval. So she watched with

interest, but, alas! with no idea of interference.

At first there were only "civvies" about, and though the admiration

of any youthful male was dear to Dot's heart, and though chaff and

blandishments were not wanting, still the wall _was_ high, and she

lacked the resolve to descend. But presently two khaki coats appeared

and the matter grew more serious. It was evident that it was not

principle or modesty that held her back, but just timidity, for she

responded eagerly to the advances of her admirers, but could not quite

pluck up courage for that long jump down. Affairs grew shameless, for

the khaki coats fetched a ladder to assist the elopement; but Dot made

it clear that there were difficulties in that method of flight, though

she wished there were not. At last she was enticed to a lower portion

of the wall, and there, half screened by shrubs, she was lifted off by

the shoulders, deliciously reluctant, and received into the cordial

embrace of an enthusiastic soldiery.

And her mother retired to the sofa!

Shortly afterwards musketry instruction was proceeding in a public

place; and behind the little group of learners sat Dot, in the seventh

heaven of joy, drinking it all in with eager attention. And the

instructing officer did not seem to mind.

"How sad and mad and bad it was," a theme for the moralist, the

conscientious objector, the Army reformer, the social reformer, the

statistician. Yet perhaps even their solemn faces might relax to-day

at the sight of a long-legged Airedale puppy marching at the head of

the battalion to which she has appointed herself mascot.

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