GULLIBLE PATRONS IN EARLY DAYS

The people who were patrons of the circus in early days were very

"gullible." Every showman of ripe years has in his memory incidents

from his own experience which fully corroborate this statement. The

old-time show was an "event" of large importance in the life of the

small village, no matter whether that village were hid among the hills

or were a landmark upon the open plains--in either instance it was as

effectually separated from the rest of mankind as if it had been an

isle at sea. The circus, to the villagers and the farmers, was an

unending cause of wonder and curiosity.

Strange reports floated ahead and behind the circus--and, for the most

part, were believed. The exact size of the coming wonder was a subject

for animated discussion. Of course the people did not believe all that

the billboards said; but they believed enough to credit the coming show

with being two or three times as large as it really was in fact. When a

circus proved to be smaller than the popular estimate, it was said to

have split or divided, one section going to some other "small" place.

As these rumors were never contradicted by the showmen they spread

rapidly and the circus became near kin to some fabulous, hydra-headed

sea serpent--a creature which has a habit of taking on more heads and

bristling manes every time it is seen. As a matter of fact it would

have been exceedingly impracticable to have divided a show and, so far

as my knowledge goes this was never done. Showmen did not deny these

reports for the simple reason that they had no time to answer

questions. Many inquiries had hardened them, and, if they ever relented

in this particular it was only to fill their auditors' ears with bigger

yarns because that course was the easiest way to get rid of the

questioners. In explanation of this I may say that the questions which

are "fired" at showmen in every town would go a long way toward filling

a volume. Showmen in the early days had a habit of agreeing, without

hesitation, to every story advanced by patrons. For example, I remember

that, on coming into a certain town we selected our lot and began to

pitch our tent. During the process of the work one of our men--a

strong, burly Irishman--was approached by an angry countryman who

demanded to know what had become of his calf which, it appeared, had

been stolen from him during the run of the last circus which had

stopped at the town. Of course the countryman had laid the blame at the

door of the circus men and, although ours was an entirely different

show, it was evident that all circuses looked alike to him, and that he

believed them all to belong to a strongly knit brotherhood whose

mission was for the accumulation of dollars and, incidentally, the

promotion of general deviltry. He threatened our men with many things

if they did not disclose the whereabouts of his lost calf. "Well," said

big Pat, when the countryman had ceased his tirade; "now you spake av

it, Oi balave Oi do remember thot calf. We took her down here to

Jonesville and--domn me--she's a foine big cow now."

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