HOW THE "LIGHT OF ASIA" EMBARRASSED THE LECTURER

During the performance the white elephant would be introduced and

stripped of its velvet trappings on the elevated stage between the two

rings, while a learned "professor" descanted eloquently on opposition

in general and the genuineness of this white elephant in particular. So

well was this part of the program carried out that popular opinion was

at least equally divided regarding the genuineness of the competing

white elephants. Long afterward the "lecturer" told me that this white

elephant, having learned to recognize and like him, would endeavor to

salute him by rubbing up against him after the manner of elephants. Had

the animal succeeded, the effect would have been to leave white marks

on the black coat of the lecturer, who had all he could do to continue

his lecture and at the same time dodge the friendly advance of the

white elephant. About the middle of the season, after getting all the

benefit they could out of the white elephant war, Barnum and his rival

came to an amicable understanding, and divided territory with each

other, and the "Light of Asia" was withdrawn.

The following winter it was given out that the animal had taken cold

and died in Philadelphia, but there are plenty of showmen who aver that

the animal is as lively and healthy as ever, though wearing black

instead of chalky white. A somewhat significant fact regarding this

fake was that during the previous summer its owners had been annoyed on

arrival in various towns to find an opposition sideshow, with its

canvas already up. It belonged to an Englishman whose sole attraction

was a yellow horse. No one had ever heard of a yellow horse before, and

the farmers for miles around came in and eagerly paid ten cents to see

this wonder. The animal was not particularly beautiful, but was

certainly a bright yellow, as were also the hands of his master. In

fact, there was no doubt but that its owner had rubbed the animal well

with yellow ochre. The proprietor of the "Light of Asia" paid the show

a visit and laughed heartily at the deception. After looking at the

horse a little while, he remarked to its owner: "Well, if you can turn

a gray horse yellow, you should be able to turn an elephant white."

What happened afterward I am unable to say, but, singular to relate,

the following spring, when the "Light of Asia" was "imported," a

special trainer was brought with it from Siam who gave the animal his

exclusive care and attention. This trainer was an Englishman, and many

of the circus attaches thought they had seen the man exhibiting the

yellow horse.

In 1883, while passing down the Bowery in New York, I heard my name

loudly shouted. Turning around I met an English showman who was just

then managing one of the many dime museums then established in that

thoroughfare.

"Come inside, Mr. Coup," said he, "and I will show you my latest."

"Your latest what?" said I.

"Fake," he answered. "These freaks want too much money, and are nearly

played out, anyway, so I'm making fresh ones now."

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