Chapter V

The pacha had repeated his perambulations for many nights, without

success; and Mustapha, who observed that he was becoming very impatient,

thought it advisable to cater for his amusement.

Among those who used to repair to Mustapha when he exercised his former

profession, was a French renegade, a man of considerable talent and

ready invention, but a most unprincipled scoundrel, who, previous to the

elevation of Mustapha, had gained his livelihood by daring piratical

attempts in an open boat. He was now in the employ of the vizier,

commanding an armed xebeque which the latter had purchased. She passed

off as a government cruiser, but was in reality a pirate. Selim, for

that was the name which the renegade had adopted when he abjured his

faith, condemned every vessel that had the misfortune to meet with him,

taking out the cargoes, burning the hull, and throwing the crews

overboard, with the privilege of swimming on shore if they could. By

this plan he avoided the inconveniences attending any appeals from the

jurisdiction of the High Court of Admiralty, which he had established

upon the seas.

The consequence was, that his cruises were more successful than ever,

and Mustapha, who was not content with pillaging the pacha's subjects on

dry land, was amassing a large fortune at their expense by his maritime

speculations.

Occasionally, bales or packages would be recognised when landed as

having the identical marks and numbers of those which had been shipped

from the quay but a fortnight before; but the renegade could always give

a satisfactory explanation to the vizier; and after a Jew, who could not

bear the idea of parting with his property without remonstrance, had

been impaled, people shrugged up their shoulders and said nothing.

Now it occurred to Mustapha, that Selim might be able to assist his

views. He talked fast and loud, vaunted his own exploits, curled his

whiskers as he swore to the most improbable assertions, and had become a

general nuisance and terror since he had obtained the vizier's

protection.

Mustapha sent for him, and, as a preliminary question, inquired if ever

he had read the Arabian Nights.

"Yes, vizier," replied the renegade; "many years before I turned Turk."

"Do you recollect the voyages of Sindbad the Sailor?"

"To be sure I do; he is the only man that could ever hold a candle to me

in lying."

"Well, then, his highness the pacha delights in such stories; and it is

my wish that you prepare to recount your own voyages, as Sindbad has

done before you."

"But what am I to get for it?"

"My good-will and protection; besides which, his highness, if pleased,

will not fail to order you a handsome present."

"Well," replied Selim, "any man who can produce gold in this world will

always be able to change it for base metal. I can coin lies in my mint

faster than he can coin sequins in his; and since you wish it, and say

that it will be profitable, why--I am very much at his service."

"Then, Selim, observe my directions, for every thing must appear

accidental."

In pursuance to the orders received from Mustapha, the renegade remained

that evening at the corner of a certain street, through which Mustapha

took care that the pacha should pass in his disguise. When he perceived

their approach, the renegade exclaimed. "Allah, Allah! when is the happy

time to come, promised in my seventh and last voyage?"

"Who are you, and why do you call upon Heaven for happy times?" inquired

the pacha.

"I am Huckaback the Sailor," replied the renegade, "who, after a life of

danger and disaster, am anxiously awaiting the fulfilment of a promise

from the Most High."

"I must see this man to-morrow," observed the pacha:--"Mustapha, as you

value your life, see that he attends."

The vizier bowed, and the pacha returned to the palace without further

adventure.

The next day, as soon as the business of the divan had closed, the

renegade was ordered in. Prostrating himself before the pacha, he then

rose, and, folding his arms over his breast, awaited his commands in

silence.

"I have sent for you, Huckaback, to inquire the meaning of the words you

made use of last night: and to know what was the promise made to you in

your seventh and last voyage; but I will thank you to begin at the

first, as I wish to hear the history of all your voyages."

"May it please you highness, as I live but to obey you, all that has

occurred in my eventful life shall, if you command it, be submitted to

your ear. It will, however, be necessary that I should revert to my

early days to enable your highness more fully to comprehend the whole."

"Aferin! well said," replied the pacha; "I don't care how long a story

it is, provided that it is a good one:" and Selim, having obeyed a sign

from his highness, intimating that he might sit down, commenced as

follows.

HUCKABACK.

I am a native of Marseilles, your highness, where I was brought up to

the profession of my father; a profession (continued the wily renegade),

which, I have no hesitation to assert, has produced more men of general

information, and more men of talent, than any other--I mean that of a

barber.

* * * * *

"Wallah Thaib; well said, by Allah!" observed Mustapha.

The pacha nodded his approbation, and the renegade proceeded with his

story.

* * * * *

I was gifted by nature with a ready invention, and some trouble and

expense were bestowed upon my education. To the profession of a barber,

my father added that of bleeding and tooth-drawing. At ten years old I

could cut hair pretty well. People did say, that those upon whom I had

operated, looked as if their heads had been gnawed by the rats; but it

was the remark of envy, and as my father observed, "there must be a

beginning to every thing."

At fifteen, I entered upon the rudiments of shaving; and after having

nearly ruined my father's credit, from the pounds of flesh which I

removed with the hair of my customers (who were again consoled by his

observing that "there must be a beginning to every thing"), I became

quite expert. I was subsequently initiated into the higher branches of

tooth-drawing and bleeding. In the former, at first I gave great

dissatisfaction, either from breaking the decayed tooth short off, and

leaving the stump in the socket, or from mistaking the one pointed out,

and drawing a sound engine of mastication in its stead. In the latter, I

made more serious mistakes, having more than once cut so deep as to open

the artery, while I missed the vein; in consequence of which I was never

afterwards employed, except by a husband to relieve a scolding wife, or

by nephews who were anxious about the health of an everlasting uncle.

But, as my father wisely observed, "there must be a beginning to

everything;" and, as I could only practise upon living subjects,

"individuals must suffer for the good of the community at large." At the

age of twenty I was an accomplished barber.

But rapid as was my career, I was not fated to continue in it long. Like

the shot propelled from the mouth of the cannon, which, in its extreme

velocity, is turned from the direction which has been given it by

glancing along the weakest substance, so was my course of life changed

from its direction by meeting with a woman.

My father had a good customer; he had shaved him every morning for

years, had extracted every tooth in his head, and was now winding up his

long account by bleeding him daily, under the direction of an ignorant

apothecary. I was often at the house--not to bleed him, for my father

either thought him too valuable, or was too grateful for past favours to

trust him in my hands;--but I held the basin, procured water, and

arranged the bandages. He had a daughter, a lovely girl, whom I adored

in secret; but her rank in life was too far above mine to allow me to

express my feelings. I was then a handsome young man, although Time has

since exerted his utmost, through jealousy, to make me appear almost as

old and ill-favoured as himself. The young lady took a fancy to me,

complained of the toothache, and asked for remedies. I offered to

extract the tooth; but either having heard of my reputation, or not

wishing to remove the excuse for our interviews, or, what is still more

probable, having no toothache whatever, she would not consent.

The death of her mother, which had taken place when she was a child, had

left her without guidance,--and the helpless situation of her father,

without protection. Naturally of a warm temperament, and yielding to the

impulse of her feelings, she carried on an intimacy which could only end

in her disgrace; and, at the expiration of a year, her situation could

no longer be concealed. I was now in a dilemma. She had two brothers in

the army, who were returning home, and I dreaded their vengeance. I

loved her very much, but I loved myself more; so, one evening, I packed

up all that I could call my own, and all that I could lay my hands on

belonging to my honoured parent, and shipped on board a Genoese vessel,

which was then standing out of the harbour. She was a large ship,

mounting twelve long guns, with a complement of sixty men; being what is

termed in European countries a "letter of marque." This implies that she

fights her way without convoy, capturing any of the enemy's vessels she

may happen to fall in with, who are not strong enough to resist her. We

had cleared out for Genoa with a cargo of lead, which lay at the bottom

of the hold, and which merely served for ballast.

I soon found out, by the conversation of the crew, that we were not to

proceed to Genoa direct; in fact, your highness, she was a pirate,

manned by a most desperate set of men. As soon as my qualifications were

made known, I had the honour to remove the beards of sixty of the

greatest villains that ever were permitted to exist, receiving nothing

but blows and curses for my trouble. I certainly improved very much in

my profession; for it was as much as my life was worth to draw blood,

although they made no scruple of carrying on a conversation during the

whole time of the operation. We had taken the cargoes out of several

vessels, all of which were added to the "manifest" by our correct

captain; when one day, we were chased by an English frigate. I never met

the English on shore, but I must say that, afloat, they are the most

impertinent people that swim on the seas. They cannot be content with

minding their own business, although they have plenty on their hands,

but they must interfere in that of others. They board you, and insist

upon knowing where you come from, whither you are bound, and what you

have on board; examining you with as much scrutiny as if they had been

the delegated custom-house officers of the whole world.

Now it did not exactly suit our captain to submit to such a rigorous

search; he therefore made all sail for an island about seven miles

distant, and anchored under the protection of a battery. Austria--the

nation to whom the island belonged--was not at war with England; she was

preserving what is called an "armed neutrality."

* * * * *

"Pray what is the meaning of an armed neutrality?" demanded the pacha.

"It varies according to circumstances, your highness; but, generally

speaking, it means a charge of bayonets."

* * * * *

The frigate followed; and being prevented by the shallowness of the

water from approaching sufficiently near to us herself, sent her boats

to examine us: but as there were six of them full of men, and each

mounting a gun at her bow, our captain thought it advisable to refuse

them permission to come on board. As a hint that he disapproved of their

measures, he poured his whole broadside of round and grape into them,

when they were about a quarter of a mile distant: upon which they gave

three cheers, and were obstinate enough to pull faster towards us than

ever.

We received them with all the honours of war, in the shape of cutlasses,

pistols and boarding pikes; but they were very determined. As soon as

one was knocked down, another jumped up in his place; and somehow or

another they had possession of the ship in less time than I have been

telling the story. I was on the poop, when an English sailor, with a

pigtail as thick as a cable made a cut at me: I ran back to avoid the

blow, and, in so doing, came with such force against another of their

men, that we both tumbled overboard together. I lost my cutlass, but he

had not parted with his; and as soon as we rose to the surface, he

seized me by the collar, and presented the point to my breast. It seemed

to be all the same to him whether he fought on the deck or in the water.

Fortunately I shifted a little on one side, and he only drove it

through my jacket. I recollected that I had my razor in my pocket, which

I took out under the water unperceived, and, closing with him before he

could repeat his thrust, I cut his throat from ear to ear, and then made

for the shore as fast as I could. As I swam remarkably well, I had no

great difficulty in reaching it. As soon as I landed, I looked back, and

observing that the English boats were towing our vessel out I made all

the haste I could to the fort, which was close at hand. There I was

hospitably received, and we sat up till past midnight, drinking,

smoking, and abusing the English.

The next morning, a felucca anchored to procure some water, and, as she

was proceeding to Toulon, I requested a passage. We sailed with a fine

breeze; but a heavy gale came on, which tossed us about for many days,

and the master of the vessel had no idea to where she had been driven.

He consoled us, however, by asserting that we could never go to the

bottom, as there was a lady of great sanctity passenger in the cabin,

who had been sent for to assume the office of lady abbess of a convent

near Marseilles, and whom the saints would indubitably preserve.

This was some comfort, although fine weather would have been greater.

The gale continued; and the next morning we thought that we descried

land on the lee beam. The following night we were certain of our

conjectures having been correct, for the vessel was thrown on shore, and

in a few minutes went to pieces. I had the good fortune to save myself

upon a part of the wreck, and lay half-dead upon the beach until the

morning. When the day broke, I looked around me: there were the

fragments of the vessel strewed upon the beach, or tossed in mockery by

the surge; and close to me lay the dead body of the lady, whose sanctity

the captain had assured us would be a safeguard to us all. I then turned

from the beach to look at the inland country, and perceived, to my

astonishment, that I was not three miles from my native city,

Marseilles. This was a horrid discovery; for I knew that I should

receive no mercy, and could not proceed a mile without being recognised.

What to do was now the subject of my thoughts; and at last, as I viewed

the body of the dead lady, it occurred to me that I might pass myself

off for her.

I stripped it of its outer garment, and having then hauled my own

clothes upon the corpse, and covered it over with sea-weed, I dressed

myself in the religious habit which she had worn, and sat down awaiting

the arrival of the people, which I knew must soon take place. I was then

without a symptom of beard; and, from the hardship and ill-treatment

which I had received on board of the Genoese, was thin and sallow in the

face. It was easy in a nun's dress to mistake me for a woman of

thirty-five years of age, who had been secluded in a cloister. In the

pockets of her clothes I found letters, which gave me the necessary clue

to my story, and I resolved to pass myself off as La Soeur Eustasie,

rather than be put in prison, or run through the body.

I had scarcely time to finish reading these documents, when a party,

attracted by the fragments on the beach, came up to me. I narrated the

loss of the vessel, the death of the whole crew, my name and condition,

my having come over at the request of the bishop to assume the guidance

of the convent of St Therese; and added, that I had called upon the

Virgin in my distress, who had come to my aid, and floated me on shore

with as much care and comfort as if I had been reposing on cushions of

down. The report was spread and credited; for the circumstance of a

helpless woman being the sole survivor of a whole crew was miracle

enough in itself.

The bishop's carriage was sent for me, and I was conducted into the

town, followed by a concourse of priests, monks, and common people, who

were anxious to kiss even the ground that had been trod upon by a

personage so especially under the protection of Heaven. I was conducted

to the bishop's palace, where I held a sort of court, being visited by

deputations from the official bodies, the governor, and all the people

of consequence. After a sojourn of three days, I removed to the convent

of which I was the supposed abbess, and was enthusiastically received by

the nuns, who flocked round me with mingled veneration and delight.

On the second day of my establishment as abbess, the two elder sisters,

who could with difficulty be got rid of even when I retired to bed the

night before, introduced the whole of the nuns in rotation, beginning

with the elder, and ending with those who last took the vow of chastity.

I felt little interest, I must confess, at the commencement of my levee;

but as it came near to a close, many beautiful countenances attracted my

attention and I gave the kiss of peace with more zest than prudence

would have justified. The last of the sisterhood came forward, and was

introduced as Soeur Marie. Gracious Heaven! it was the poor girl whom I

had deserted. I started when I saw her advance: her eyes were bent upon

the ground, as if in reverence to my acknowledged sanctity. As she knelt

before me to receive the kiss, she raised them up. Love can pierce

through all disguises.--At the moment, she thought that she beheld her

fugitive lover, and caught her breath in amazement--but recollection

pointed out to her the utter impossibility of the fact, and she sighed

at the uncommon likeness, as she received the kiss from those lips which

had indeed been so often pressed to hers before.

When the ceremony had been gone through I complained of fatigue, and

requested to be left alone.

I wished to reflect upon what had passed, and determine how I was to

act: to escape the danger which threatened me, I had placed myself in a

situation of still greater difficulty. Where could it end? After a long

reverie, I decided that I would make Marie my confidante, and trust to

circumstances to guide my future conduct. I rang the bell, and,

requesting the presence of the elder sister of the convent, commenced an

inquiry into the different characters of the nuns who had been

presented.

Flattered by the confidence demanded, there was no end to the loquacity

and the ill-natured remarks of the old beldame: she held her list in her

hand, and ran over the families and private history of each. It was two

hours before she had finished, which she did with Marie, of whose

history she gave me a most minute detail; and if she was as correct in

her reports of all the others, I certainly had no reason to compliment

myself upon being abbess, as far as the previous characters of the nuns

under my surveillance were concerned. "Good sister," replied I, "I thank

you for your information, which I shall not fail to profit by in my

plans for the improvement of the morality of those under my charge. I

have always made it a rule, that one of the sisterhood should remain in

my room every night, to watch and do penance. I have found that when

coupled with my seasonable exhortations, it has produced an excellent

effect. Of course I allude not to sage and devout women like you; I

refer to those who in their folly and their flow of youthful passions,

have not yet humbled themselves sufficiently by abstinence and

mortification. Who would you propose to watch here this night?"

The old beldame, who I had perceived by the violence of her manner, had

a dislike to Marie, immediately mentioned her as one to whom severe

penance would be of especial benefit. I conversed with her for another

half-hour; then, wishing her good-night, prepared for bed, and requested

that Marie might be summoned to attend.

Marie entered with her book of _Prières_ in her hand, and, bowing humbly

to me as she passed, sat down near to the lamp which was lighted before

an image of the Virgin, at the farther end of the room, and commenced

her task of watching and of prayer.

"Marie," said I, as I stood by the bed: she uttered a faint scream as

she heard my voice for the first time, and throwing herself down upon

her knees before the image of the Virgin, covered her face with her

hands, and appeared to be in silent but earnest supplication.

"Marie," again said I, "come here." She rose, and came trembling to the

foot of the bed. "To you, and to you alone, do I intrust a secret which,

if discovered, would subject me to a painful and ignominious death. You

were not deceived, when you started at the face beneath the nun's

attire; and you must now be certain, from the voice which you have

heard, that I am indeed François. How I became the lady abbess of this

convent you have yet to learn." I then narrated what I have already done

to your highness. "By what means," continued I, "I am to deliver myself

from this dangerous situation, I know not; I have, however, one

consolation, in finding myself once more in company with the object of

my love.

"Come hither, Marie; it is indeed your own François." Marie remained at

the foot of the bed, but advanced not; and I perceived that the tears

fell fast, as she cast her eyes to heaven.

"Speak to me, Marie, if ever you loved me."

"That I loved you, François, you know full well: not even your unkind

desertion could affect that love, which was unchangeable. I dared all

for your sake; my brothers, my father, could not extort the secret from

me, and their suspicions, although directed towards you, could never be

confirmed. I bore the offspring of my guilt in solitary anguish,

afterwards loaded with reproaches when I needed comfort and consolation,

and stunned with imprecations when I required soothing and repose. I

buried it with shame and sorrow and contumely. You had abandoned me, and

I felt that all ties to this world were over. I took the veil, and never

was the world quitted by so willing a votary as myself. I have since

been peaceful, if not happy."

"And now, Marie, you shall be happy," cried I, stretching out my arms to

her. "Come to me, I will explain my motives for leaving Marseilles, and

what my future intentions were, if they had not been frustrated by

unforeseen events. All shall yet be well."

"François, all is well. I have taken a solemn vow--it is registered in

heaven. You have by fraud and imposition entered into a holy place, and

assumed a holy character. Add not to your crime by even harbouring the

idea of impropriety, and add not to my humiliation by supposing for a

moment that I am capable of being a participator. Holy Virgin," cried

she, falling on her knees, "I demand thy powerful aid in this conflict

of worldly passions and holy wishes. Oh! make me dead to all but thee,

and to the spouse whom I have accepted at thy hands."

She then rose and continued--"How you will be able to leave this

convent, François, I know not; but your secret is safe with me, provided

that you do not again request my presence, as you have this night. My

prayers shall ever be for you, but we must meet no more;" and Marie

waved her hand mournfully, and quitted the apartment.

Although I had always a great contempt for the Catholic religion, of

which I at that period was a member, I was awed by the beauty of virtue

as it appeared in Marie, and I passed the night in melancholy

reflections. I felt more love for her than ever, and determined upon

persuading her to quit the convent and become my wife. The next morning

I sent for her.

"Marie, you gave yourself to heaven, when you imagined that you had no

tie upon earth. You were deceived; there was one whom you still loved,

and who still adored you. Vows made in delusion are not registered.

Leave this convent with me, become my wife, and you will do your duty

better towards heaven than by pining between these walls, which contain

nothing but envy, hatred, and remorse."

"François, you have had my answer. What has been done, cannot be undone.

Save yourself, and leave me to my unhappy fate," answered Marie; then

bursting into tears, "O François, why, why did you leave me without one

word? Had you but pointed out your danger to me, I should have been the

first to have insisted upon your absence, and all, all would have been

borne with patience, if not with pleasure, for your sake. If what you

now say is truth, all would have been well; but now I have naught to

cheer me in my lonely pilgrimage, and naught to wish but that it soon

may come unto its close. I forgive you, François, but pity me, for I

deserve your pity."

"Once more, Marie, I entreat you to consent to my proposal."

"Never, François; I will not be less faithful to my God than I was to

you. He will not desert me; and if I suffer now, will reward me for it

hereafter." And Marie again quitted my apartment.

My situation in the nunnery now became insupportable, and I determined

to escape. I pleaded ill health and kept my bed. The physician of a

neighbouring convent, who had a great reputation, was sent for against

my wishes. When I heard of his arrival, I dressed to receive him, for I

was fearful of some scrutiny. He inquired what ailed me: I answered that

I had no pain, but that I was convinced I should soon depart. He felt my

pulse, and not being able to discover symptoms of disease took his

leave.

To the elder sisters who visited me, I spoke in enigmas, and told them

that I had a summons, that they must expect soon to find me gone: and

the sanctity of my reputation make them receive my innuendoes as

inspired remarks. One night, I complained of being much worse, and

requested their early retiring: they would have sent for the physician,

but I forbade it, telling them I was beyond a physician's cure: kissing

them all, and pronouncing over them a solemn blessing, I dismissed them.

As soon as it was dark, I threw off my nun's attire, leaving it in my

bed, as if I had slipped out of it; and as the windows of my apartment,

which looked into the convent garden, were not barred, unclothed as I

was I dropped down, and reached the ground in safety. I took the

precaution, when I was outside, to shut the window, that my having

escaped should not enter their ideas, and climbing a tree which overhung

the wall of the garden, dropped from a bough on the other side, and

found myself at liberty. As I knew that the farther I was from the

nunnery, the less chance I had of being supposed an impostor, I gained

the high road, and ran as fast as I could in the direction from

Marseilles to Toulouse.

I had proceeded several miles without encountering any body at that

still hour of the night, occasionally alarmed at the barking of some

snarling cur, as I passed through the small villages in my route,--when,

worn out with fatigue and cold, I sat down under a hedge to screen

myself from the cold "mistral" which blew. As the wind lulled, I heard

sounds of voices in lamentation, which appeared to proceed from the road

at a short distance. I rose, and continued my route, when I stumbled

over the body of a man. I examined him by the faint light that was

emitted from the stars. He was quite dead; and it immediately occurred

to me that a robbery had been committed, and the lamentations which I

had heard proceeded from those who had escaped with their lives. The

cloak of the dead man was lying underneath him; it was a capote, such as

are worn by officers. I unclasped it from his neck, round which it was

fastened with two bear's-paws chased in silver, and, wrapping it round

my benumbed limbs, proceeded further on to where I now occasionally

heard voices much plainer than before. I again fell in with two more

prostrate bodies, and, as the day had now begun to break, perceived that

they were clothed like people of low condition. Passing my hand over

their faces, I felt that they were quite dead and stiff. Afraid that if

found close to the spot, and unable to give any account of myself, I

should be accused of murder, I thought of immediate flight; but the

plaintive voice of a woman met my ears, and it was an appeal that I

could not resist. I proceeded a few yards further, and perceived a

carriage, the horses of which lay dead in their traces, with the driver

beside them. To the hind wheels were secured with ropes an elderly man

and a young woman.

"God be praised, my dear father, help is at hand!" said the young woman,

as I approached; and as I came close to them, she cried out, "Oh, I know

him by his cloak; it's the gentleman who defended us so gallantly, and

whom we supposed to have been killed. Are you much hurt, sir?"

Aware that I had better be any body than myself, with my usual invention

and presence of mind I replied, "Not much, madam, thanks be to heaven! I

was stunned, and they left me for dead: I am happy that I am still

alive, to be of service to you:" and I immediately proceeded to cast

loose the ropes by which the father and daughter (as by their

conversation they appeared to be) had been confined to the wheels. The

robbers had stripped them both nearly to the skin, and they were so

numbed with the cold that they could scarcely stand when they were

unbound,--the poor girl especially, who shivered as if suffering under a

tertian ague. I proposed that they should enter the carriage as the best

shelter they could receive from the bitter keen wind which blew, and

they agreed to the prudence of my suggestion.

"If I am not requesting too great a favour, sir," said the old

gentleman, "I wish you would lend my poor daughter that cloak, for she

is perishing with the cold."

"I will with pleasure, sir, as soon as you are both in the carriage,"

replied I; for I had made up my mind how to proceed. I assisted them in,

and, shutting the door, slipped off the cloak and put it in at the

window, saying, "Believe me, madam, I should have offered it to you

before, but the fact is, the rascals served me, as I lay stunned, in the

same manner as they have you, and I must now go in search of something

to cover myself." I then went off at a quick pace, hearing the young

woman exclaim, "Oh, my father, he has stripped himself to cover me!"

I immediately returned to the body of the gentleman whose cloak I had

borrowed, and for whom I had no doubt that I had been mistaken. I

stripped off all the clothes from his rigid limbs, and put them on: they

fitted me exactly, and, what was more fortunate, were not stained with

blood, as he had received his death-wound from a bullet in the brain. I

then dragged the body to the other side of the hedge, where I threw it

into a ditch, and covered it with long grass, that it might not be

discovered. Daylight had made its appearance before I had completed my

toilet; and when I came back to the carriage, the old gentleman was loud

in his thanks. I told him that in returning to strip one of the other

bodies I had found my own clothes in a bundle, which the robbers had

left in their haste to escape from pursuit.

The young lady said nothing, but sat shrouded up in the cloak, in one

corner of the carriage. I now entered into conversation with the old

gentleman, who explained to me how the attack began, before I had come

to their assistance: and from the information I received from him, I was

enabled to form a very good idea of the story that I was to tell. I

found that I had been on horseback with my servant, when I rode to their

assistance; that we had been both supposed to be killed, and that we

were about five miles from any post town.

By this time it was broad daylight, and I made another discovery, which

was, that I was wearing an officer's undress. Anxious to gratify my

curiosity by a sight of the young lady, I turned to her, as she lay

muffled up in the cloak, and expressed a hope that she did not feel

cold. She put her head out, and answered in the negative with such a

sweet smile, upon such a sweet face as I never had before witnessed. I

looked at her as if transfixed, and did not take my eyes off until she

blushed, and again sank back as before.

This brought me to my recollection; I offered to go for assistance, and

my services were thankfully accepted. I passed by the men who had been

killed, as I went on my mission; one was habited in a livery similar to

the coach-man who lay dead by his horses; the other was in that of a

groom, and I took it for granted that he had been my servant. I searched

in his pockets for information, and, collecting the contents, commenced

reading them as I walked along.

By his memoranda I found out that I had come from Aix. By letters and

papers in my own pockets I ascertained who I was, who my father was, to

what regiment I belonged, that I was on leave of absence, and that I had

a brother, whose affectionate letter I read carefully for further

information. I had not time to count a considerable sum of money, which

was in my purse, before I fell in with a countryman, who was leading his

horses to the plough. Briefly narrating the circumstances, I offered him

a handsome remuneration, if he would mount one of his horses, and

procure immediate assistance. Having seen him off in a hand-gallop, I

returned to the carriage to try if it were possible to have one more

view of that face which had so enchanted me. I stated the good fortune I

had met with, and my hopes of a speedy deliverance from their trouble. I

answered the old gentleman's inquiry of the name and condition of the

person to whom he and his daughter had been so much indebted, talked of

my father the Compte de Rouillé, of my regiment, and then requested a

similar confidence.

He was le Marquis de Tonseca, and the young lady was his daughter; they

were proceeding to their chateau about seven miles distant, where he

hoped I would accompany them, and allow him an opportunity of showing

his gratitude.

I hesitated, talked of engagements--not that I intended to refuse the

invitation, but because the young lady had not joined in the request. My

plan had the desired effect; again the lovely face appeared from under

the cloak, and the sweetest voice in the world expressed a wish that I

would not refuse her father's invitation. I blushed, and stammered

consent. Pleased at her victory, she smiled, and again was folded up in

the cloak, which I could have torn to pieces for its envious

concealment.

Assistance had now arrived; a crowd of people, headed by an officer to

take the _procés verbal_, and two pair of post-horses came up; the

depositions of the Marquis and myself were briefly taken; his as to what

he had seen, and mine "to the best of my knowledge and belief." The

papers were signed, the dead bodies were carried off, the horses put to,

and, at the request of the Marquis, I took my seat in the carriage

between him and his daughter, and we proceeded to the chateau.

In two hours we arrived at a magnificent pile, which bespoke the wealth

and ancestry of the owner, and I had the pleasure of carrying in my

arms, up the long flight of steps by which we ascended to the entrance,

the beautiful girl, muffled up as she was in the cloak. As soon as I had

laid her down upon a sofa, I left her to the care of the females who

were in attendance and quitted the room. The Marquis had retired to his

own apartment, to supply the deficiencies in his attire, and for a short

time I was left alone to my own reflections. What is to be the result of

all this? thought I. Is there to be no end of my assumption of the

clothes and titles of other people,--this continual transmigration

before death? Yet how much more has it depended upon circumstances than

upon myself!

After much reflection, I determined upon letting things take their own

course, trusting to my own ready invention and good fortune for the

issue. I felt it to be impossible to tear myself from the sweet creature

whose personal charms had already fascinated me, and I vowed that there

was no risk, no danger, that I would not brave to obtain her love.

In an hour we met at the breakfast-table, and I was more than ever

enchanted;--but I will not detain your highness by dwelling too long

upon the subject.

* * * * *

"No, don't, yaha bibi, my friend," said the pacha, yawning, "your story

gets very dry already. We'll suppose the cypress waist, the stag's eyes,

and full moon of her face. We Mussulmans don't talk so much about women;

but I suppose as you were a Frenchman, and very young then, you knew no

better. Why you talk of women as if they had souls!" The renegade did

not think it advisable to express his opinion in contradiction to that

of his highness, and the assertions of the prophet. "It cannot be said

that I behaved to them as if they had," replied he; "and before I

changed my religion, I was often smitten with remorse for my selfish and

unfeeling conduct towards Marie; but all that is past, I am now a Turk;"

and the renegade passed his hand over his brow; for some long-smothered

feelings of virtue had been conjured up by remorse, as he was reminded

of the career of guilt which he had run through, and which he had

climaxed by the denial of his Redeemer. After a short pause he

continued--

* * * * *

For a week I remained in the society of the Marquis and his daughter,

daily ingratiating myself more and more with both. I had not declared my

passion to his daughter, for there was something that irresistibly

prevented me; yet I knew that I was not viewed with indifference. Our

party was then increased by the appearance of the Bishop of Toulouse,

the brother of the Marquis, who came to congratulate him and his niece

upon their fortunate escape. I was presented as the gentleman who had so

materially assisted. The bishop stared at me with surprise.

"It is strange," observed he, "that a body has been found in a ditch,

near to where the robbery occurred, and has been recognised to be that

of the very young officer to whom you now introduce me. How can this

be?"

The marquis and his daughter appeared astonished at the intelligence

(and in truth so was I), but it was only for a second. "How say you,

sir," exclaimed I, with trepidation, "a body recognised as the son of

the Comte de Rouillé? My poor, poor brother! my dear Victor, have you

then perished? what injustice have I done you!" Throwing myself on the

fauteuil, I covered my face with my handkerchief, as if overpowered with

grief; but, in reality, I was reflecting what I should say next.

"Your brother!" exclaimed the Marquis in surprise.

"Yes, Marquis, my brother. I will now state the circumstances which

induced me to conceal from you that he was in my company at the time of

the attack. When I galloped to your assistance, I was followed by my

brother, who was riding with me to Marseilles, and of whom you recollect

I have spoken; but after the first discharge of firearms I found that he

was not at my side, and I imagined that he had deserted me from fear. I

could not bear that such a disgrace upon the family should be known, and

I therefore made no mention of him when I came back. Little did I think,

that while I was accusing him in my heart of cowardice, he was dead, and

his heart's blood had been poured out in my defence. Victor, my dear

Victor!" continued I, "how great has been my injustice, and what can

repay me for your loss?" and I threw myself down on the sofa, as if

frantic with grief.

* * * * *

"Huckaback," observed the pacha, "it appears to me that in your younger

days you were a great scoundrel."

"I acknowledge it," replied the renegade; "but, in extenuation, your

highness must call to mind that at that time I was a Christian."

"By the beard of the prophet, that is well said, and very true!" replied

the pacha.

* * * * *

The Marquis and his brother were shocked at having so unintentionally

plunged me into affliction. They offered consolation, but finding their

endeavours fruitless, quitted the room, thinking it advisable to leave

me to myself. Cerise, for that was the name of the daughter, remained,

and after a short pause came to me, and in her silvery voice, as she

laid her hand upon my shoulder, addressed me:

"Console yourself, my dear Felix;" but I made no answer. "How unhappy I

am!" said she: "it was in my defence that he lost his life: it was to

your courage that I am indebted for my preservation:--he is dead, and

you are miserable. Can nothing repay you for the loss of your

brother?--Nothing, Felix?"

I raised my head; her eyes were swimming with tears, and beaming with

love. As I resumed my seat upon the sofa, I drew her gently towards me.

She offered no resistance, and in a moment she had sunk down by my side,

as my arms entwined her beauteous form.

"Yes," murmured I, "Cerise, I am repaid." Smiling through her blushes,

she disengaged herself, and rose to depart. Returning once more at my

request, I imprinted a kiss upon her brow: she waved her hand, and

hastened out of the room.

* * * * *

"That was a very nice girl, by your description," interrupted the pacha:

"pray what might you pay for such a girl in your country?"

"She was beyond all price," replied the renegade, with an absent air, as

if communing with times past. "Love is not to be bought. The Moslem

purchases the slave and blind submission to his will, but he makes not

love."

"No, he buys it ready made," replied the pacha; "and I must say I wish

you had done the same: for, with all this love making, you get on but

slowly with your story. Proceed."

* * * * *

I remained another week, when the bishop, who had not yet taken his

departure, one morning drove over to Marseilles, and returned to dinner.

"I was sent for," observed he, as we sat down to table, "to consult as

to the propriety of requesting from the Pope the canonisation of the

Soeur Eustasie, of whom you have heard so much, and whose disappearance

has been attributed to miraculous agency: but during our consultation, a

piece of information was sent in, which has very much changed the

opinion of parties as to her reputed sanctity. It appears that near the

spot where the vessel was wrecked they have discovered the body of a

woman dressed in man's clothes; and it is now supposed that some

miscreant has personified her at the Convent, and has subsequently

escaped. The officers of justice are making the strictest search, and if

the individual is found, he will be sent to Rome to be disposed of by

the Inquisition."

As your highness may imagine, this was not very agreeable news; I almost

started from my chair when I heard it; but I had sufficient mastery over

myself to conceal my feelings, although every morsel that I put into my

mouth nearly choked me.

But before dinner was over the plot thickened; a letter was brought to

the Marquis from my adopted father the Comte de Rouillé stating that

such contradictory reports had been received, that he could not

ascertain the truth. From one he heard that his eldest son was alive,

and at the château; from others that he had been murdered: others

congratulated him in their letters upon the escape of one of his sons.

He requested the Marquis to inform him of the real state of affairs, and

to let him know by the bearer whether his eldest son was with him, or

whether he had met with the unfortunate death that was reported; and as

his youngest son was at home, and had been there for some months, he

could not but imagine, as both of them were mentioned in the reports,

that there might be some imposture in the business.

I perceived by the change of countenance in the Marquis that affairs

were not going well, and was to a certain degree prepared, when he

gravely handed the letter to the bishop, who, having read it, passed it

over to me, saying, with a stern look, "This concerns you, sir." I read

it with a composed countenance, and, returning it to the Marquis, I

observed with a sigh, "There is no kindness in such deception, the blow

will only fall heavier upon the old man when it does come. You are

aware, sir, I mentioned it to you (or rather, I believe, it was to

Mademoiselle Cerise), that my father is blind, and has been so for the

last two years. They have been afraid to tell him the truth, and have

made him believe that Victor is there. You must know, sir, that it was

clandestinely that my dear brother quitted his father's house to

accompany me. Unhappy hour when I yielded to his entreaties! But,

Monsieur le Marquis, I perceive it is now imperative that I should go to

my father; he will need the assurance of my existence to support him in

his grief. I will therefore, with your permission, write a few lines by

the bearer of this communication, and to-morrow morning at daylight must

unwillingly tear myself away from your charming society."

The cool and confident air with which I answered, removed suspicion; and

having written a few lines to the Comte, and requested from the Marquis

the loan of his seal, I applied the wax, and desired the servant to

deliver it as an answer to the messenger, whom I was not sorry to see

galloping by the window. "Oh," cried I, "'tis Pierre: had I known that,

I should have asked him some questions."

This well-timed exclamation of mine, I perceived, did not fail to have

its weight. We again sat down to table, and I was treated with more than

usual kindness by the Marquis and his brother, as if in compensation for

their having, for a moment, harboured a suspicion of my honesty. But I

was ill at ease, and I felt that I never had acted with more prudence

than in proposing my early departure.

In the evening I was alone with Cerise. Since the news of my brother's

death, and the scene that followed, we had sworn unalterable love; and

in that instance only was I sincere. I loved her to desperation, and I

doat on her memory now, though years have rolled away, and she has long

been mingled with the dead. Yes, Cerise, if from the regions of bliss,

where thy pure spirit dwells, thou canst look down upon a wretch so

loaded with guilt as I am, oh, turn not away with horror, but view with

pity one who loved as fondly as man could love, and hereafter will care

little for all that Paradise can offer, if thy fair spirit must not bid

him welcome!

* * * * *

"I wish, Huckaback," observed the pacha, angrily, "that you would go on

with your story: you are talking to a dead woman, instead of a live

pacha."

"I entreat your pardon," replied the renegade; "but to amuse your

highness, I have entered into scenes which long have been dismissed from

my memory; and the feelings attending them will rise up, and cannot well

be checked. I will be more careful as I proceed."

* * * * *

Cerise was melancholy at the idea of my departure. I kissed the tears

away, and the time flew rapidly. I persuaded her to allow me an

interview after the family had retired, as I had much to say to her.

* * * * *

"Well, well, we'll suppose all that," observed the pacha, impatiently:

"now go on; you remember you were to set off in the morning."

"Yes, yes, your highness," replied the renegade, somewhat displeased.

* * * * *

And I did set off in the morning upon one of the Marquis's horses, and

rode as hard as I could to Toulon. I determined again to try my fortune

at sea, as I was afraid that I should be discovered if I remained on

shore. I purchased a small venture with the money in my purse, and

having made my agreement with the captain of a vessel bound to St

Domingo, exchanged my dress for a jacket and trousers, and was again at

the mercy of the waves.

* * * * *

"Such, your highness, is the history of my First Voyage, and the

incidents which resulted from it."

"Well," said the pacha, rising, "there was too much love and too little

sea in it; but, I suppose, if you had left the first out it would not

have been so long. Mustapha, give him five pieces of gold, and we will

have his Second Voyage to-morrow."

As soon as the pacha had retired, the renegade growled out, "If I am to

tell any more stories, I must not be checked and dictated to. I could

have talked for an hour after I had met Cerise, if I had not been

interrupted: as it was, I cut the matter short."

"But, Selim," replied Mustapha, "the pacha is not fond of these sort of

adventures; he likes something much more marvellous. Could you not

embellish a little?"

"How do you mean?"

"Holy prophet! what do I mean!--Why, tell a few lies,--not adhere quite

so much to matter of fact."

"Adhere to matter of fact, vizier!--why, I have not stated a single fact

yet!"

"What! is not all this true?"

"Not one word of it, as I hope to go to heaven!"

"Bismillah!--what, not about Marie and the Convent--and Cerise?"

"All lies from beginning to end."

"And were you never a barber?"

"Never in my life."

"Then why did you make such long apostrophes to the dead Cerise, when

you observed that the pacha was impatient."

"Merely because I was at fault, vizier, and wished to gain time, to

consider what I should say next."

"Selim," replied Mustapha, "you have great talent; but mind that your

next voyage is more wonderful; I presume it will make no difference to

you."

"None whatever; but the pacha is not a man of taste. Now give me my five

pieces, and I'll be off: I'm choked with thirst, and shall not be

comfortable till I have drunk at least a gallon of wine."

"Holy prophet! what a Turk!" exclaimed the vizier, lifting up his hands.

"Here is your money, Kafir;--don't forget to be here to-morrow."

"Never fear me, vizier; your slave lives but to obey you, as we Turks

say."

"We Turks!" muttered the vizier, as he cast his eyes upon the retiring

figure of the renegade. "Well of all the scoundrels--" "Well," muttered

the renegade, who was now out of hearing, "of all the scoundrels--" Whom

they were referring to in their separate soliloquies must be left to the

reader's imagination; for caution prevented either of the parties from

giving vent to the remainder of their thoughts.

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