The pig, he is a gentleman,
And never goes to work;
He eats the very best of food
Without knife or fork.
The pig, he is a gentleman,
And drinks the best of milk;
His clothes are good, and thick, and strong
And wear as well as silk.
The pig he, is a gentleman,
And covers up his head,
And looks at you with one eye,
And grunts beneath his bed.
He eats, and drinks, and sleeps all day
Just like his lady mother,
His father, uncle, and his aunt,
His sister, and his brother.