If a man has twenty sick (six) sheep and one of them dies, how many
will remain?
Nineteen.
Can a leopard change his spots?
Yes: when he is tired of one spot he can go to another.
Why does a piebald pony never pay a toll?
Because his master pays it for him.
Where are you sure to find pity in the worst of misfortunes?
In the dictionary.
Where did the witch of Endor live?
At Endor.
What is most like a cat's tail?
A kitten's tail.
What is that which no other animal but a cat possesses?
Kittens.
What is the colour of a green-plot covered with snow?
Green.
When is a man not a man?
When he is a muff.
If a stone were thrown at you and fell into the water, what would it
become?
Wet.
What is the oldest tree in Australia?
The Elder.
What trees bear the most fruit for the Market?
The axle-trees.
Why is a clock not wound up, like a mile-stone?
Because it stands still.
What is the easiest thing for a nigger to do?
Keep dark.
How can you make a currant cake without currants?
Put only one currant into it.
Which letters are never out of fashion?
F A S H I O N.
Why is your nose like St. Paul's?
Because it is flesh and blood.
Why do white sheep furnish more wool than the black ones?
Because there are more of them.
What makes a pair of boots?
Two.
What did Adam first plant in his garden?
His foot.
How can a boy make his jacket last?
By making his coat and waistcoat first.
She was plump and beautiful, and he was wildly fond of her; she
hated him, yet woman-like, she strove to catch him. What was he?
He was a flea.
What is the difference between six dozen dozen and half a dozen
dozen?
One is six gross and the other is six dozen.
What is that which a man can put into his right hand but never into
his left?
His left elbow.
What is that which a man with two eyes cannot see with one?
T'other eye.
Spell and pronounce the word Pot, without saying Teapot?
Cautiously start a conversation about coins, and the ask, "Did
you ever see any of those coins two of which make eighteen pence?"
Of course they will say "no"; then show them a shilling and a
sixpence, and you "have" them.
Would you rather an elephant killed you or a gorilla?
Rather the elephant killed the gorilla.
[Illustration: Puzzle, When Shall We Three Meet Again.]
When Shall We Three Meet Again?
One donkey has met another donkey and now there are two donkeys, as
you see and you have to guess where the third donkey is: if you
cannot guess it, some kind friend will tell you.
There was a donkey on one side of a river and some hay on the
other side. The donkey wanted the hay, but he couldn't swim over
the river, jump over it, nor cross the bridge. How could he
manage it? Do you give up? Yes.
Answer--That is what the other donkey did.
REPEAT THIS WITH A FRIEND
1. I went up one pair of stairs; 2. Just like me.
1. I went up two pair of stairs; 2. Just like me.
1. I went into a room; 2. Just like me.
1. I looked out of a window; 2. Just like me.
1. And there I saw a donkey; 2. Just like me.
"Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran a truly rural race."
Repeat this five times quickly without a mistake and see what it
will come to?
A room with eight corners had a cat in each corner seven cats before
each cat and a cat on every cat's tail. What was the total number of
cats?
Eight cats.
Speaking of persons who have educated themselves, I once knew a
person who educated himself, and guess how the fellow spelt "Cat."
You could not guess in a year?
Answer.--"Kat," No. "Catt," No. "Katt," No. Give it up? Yes. "Cat."
Why is a cow's tail like a swan's bosom?
Because it grows down.
When is a horse's head where it's tail should be?
When his tail is towards the manger.
What should a clergyman preach about?
About half-an-hour.
Although I've neither legs not feet,
I'm only useful when I go;
I have no tongue, but yet I tell
What hundreds want to know.
A watch.
My sides are firmly laced about,
Yet nothing have within;
You'll find my head is straight indeed,
'Tis nothing else but skin.
A drum.
REPEAT THIS WITH A FRIEND
1. I am a gold lock; 2. I am a gold key.
1. I am a silver lock; 2. I am a silver key.
1. I am a brass lock; 2. I am a brass key.
1. I am a lead lock; 2. I am a lead key.
1. I am a monk lock; 2. I am a monk key.