The New Slate

See my slate. I dot it new

Cos I b'oke the other,

Put my 'ittle foot right froo,

Runnin' after modder.

I tan make you lots of sings,

Fass as you tan tell 'em,

T's and B's and O rings,

Only I tan't spell 'em

I tan make an elephant,

Wid his trunk a hangin';

An' a boy--who says I tan't?

Wid his dun a bangin'

An' the smoke a tummin' out;

(Wid my t'umb I do it,

Rubbin' all the white about,)

Sparks a flying froo it.

I tan make a pretty house,

Wid a tree behind it,

And a 'ittle mousey-mouse

Runnin' round to find it.

I tan put my hand out flat

On the slate and draw it;

(Ticklin' is the worst of that!)

Did you ever saw it?

Now, then, s'all I make a tree

Wid a birdie on it?

All my pictures you s'all see

If you'll wait a minute.

No, I dess I'll make a man

Juss like Uncle Rolly,

See it tummin', fass it tan!

Bet my slate is jolly!

[Illustration: Do Not Stare.]

[Illustration: Doggy Drawing Pussy's Likeness.]

[Illustration: Our Baby Artist.]

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[Illustration: Doggies Sitting to have Their Portraits Taken.]

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