A little cane,
A high-crowned hat,
A fixed impression,
Rather flat.
A pointed shoe,
A scanty coat,
A stand-up collar
Round his throat
A gorgeous necktie
Spreading wide,
A small moustache--
Nine on a side.
Arms at right angles,
Curved with ease,
A stilted walk
And shaky knees.
A languid drawl,
The "English" swing,
An air of knowing
Everything.
A vacant stare,
Extremely rude,
And there you have
The perfect dude.