LITTLE JOE GANDER

"There's no good in him," said his stepmother, "not a mossul!" With

these words she thrust little Joe forward by applying her knee to the

small of his back, and thereby jerking him into the middle of the school

before the master. "There's no making nothing out of him, whack him as

you will."

Little Joe Lambole was a child of ten, dressed in second-hand, nay,

third-hand garments that did not fit. His coat had been a soldier's

scarlet uniform, that had gone when discarded to a dealer, who had dealt

it to a carter, and when the carter had worn it out it was reduced and

adapted to the wear of the child. The nether garments had, in like

manner, served a full-grown man till worn out; then they had been cut

down at the knees. Though shortened in leg, they maintained their former

copiousness of seat, and served as an inexhaustible receptacle for dust.

Often as little Joe was "licked" there issued from the dense mass of

drapery clouds of dust. It was like beating a puff-ball.

"Only a seven-month child," said Mrs. Lambole contemptuously, "born

without his nails on fingers and toes; they growed later. His wits have

never come right, and a deal, a deal of larruping it will take to make

'em grow. Use the rod; we won't grumble at you for doing so."

Little Joe Lambole when he came into the world had not been expected to

live. He was a poor, small, miserable baby, that could not roar, but

whimpered. He had been privately baptised directly he was born, because,

at the first, Mrs. Lambole said, "The child is mine, though it be such

a creetur, and I wouldn't like it, according, to be buried like a dog."

He was called Joseph. The scriptural Joseph had been sold as a bondman

into Egypt; this little Joseph seemed to have been brought into the

world to be a slave. In all propriety he ought to have died as a baby,

and that happy consummation was almost desired, but he disappointed

expectations and lived. His mother died soon after, and his father

married again, and his father and stepmother loved him, doubtless; but

love is manifested in many ways, and the Lamboles showed theirs in a

rough way, by slaps and blows and kicks. The father was ashamed of him

because he was a weakling, and the stepmother because he was ugly, and

was not her own child. He was a meagre little fellow, with a long neck

and a white face and sunken cheeks, a pigeon breast, and a big stomach.

He walked with his head forward and his great pale blue eyes staring

before him into the far distance, as if he were always looking out of

the world. His walk was a waddle, and he tumbled over every obstacle,

because he never looked where he was going, always looked to something

beyond the horizon.

Because of his walk and his long neck, and staring eyes and big stomach,

the village children called him "Gander Joe" or "Joe Gander"; and his

parents were not sorry, for they were ashamed that such a creature

should be known as a Lambole.

The Lamboles were a sturdy, hearty people, with cheeks like quarrender

apples, and bones set firm and knit with iron sinews. They were a

hard-working, practical people who fattened pigs and kept poultry at

home. Lambole was a roadmaker. In breaking stones one day a bit of one

had struck his eye and blinded it. After that he wore a black patch upon

it. He saw well enough out of the other; he never missed seeing his own

interests. Lambole could have made a few pence with his son had his son

been worth anything. He could have sent him to scrape the road, and

bring the manure off it in a shovel to his garden. But Joe never took

heartily to scraping the dung up. In a word, the boy was good for

nothing.

He had hair like tow, and a little straw hat on his head with the top

torn, so that the hair forced its way out, and as he walked the top

bobbed about like the lid of a boiling saucepan.

When the whortleberries were ripe in June, Mrs. Lambole sent Joe out

with other children to collect the berries in a tin can; she sold them

for fourpence a quart, and any child could earn eightpence a day in

whortleberry time; one that was active might earn a shilling.

But Joe would not remain with the other children. They teased him,

imitated ganders and geese, and poked out their necks and uttered sounds

in imitation of the voices of these birds. Moreover, they stole the

berries he had picked, and put them into their own cans.

When Joe Gander left them and found himself alone in the woods, then he

lay down among the brown heather and green fern, and looked up through

the oak leaves at the sky, and listened to the singing of the birds. Oh,

wondrous music of the woods! the hum of the summer air among the leaves,

the drone of the bees about the flowers, the twittering and fluting and

piping of the finches and blackbirds and thrushes, and the cool soft

cooing of the wood pigeons, like the lowing of aerial oxen; then the

tapping of the green woodpecker and a glimpse of its crimson head, like

a carbuncle running up the tree trunk, and the powdering down of old

husks of fir cones or of the tender rind of the topmost shoot of a

Scottish pine; for aloft a red squirrel was barking a beautiful tree out

of wantonness and frolic. A rabbit would come forth from the bracken and

sit up in the sun, and clean its face with the fore paws and stroke its

long ears; then, seeing the soiled red coat, would skip up--little Joe

lying very still--and screw its nose and turn its eyes from side to

side, and skip nearer again, till it was quite close to Joe Gander; and

then the boy laughed, and the rabbit was gone with a flash of white

tail.

Happy days! days of listening to mysterious music, of looking into

mysteries of sun and foliage, of spiritual intercourse with the great

mother-soul of nature.

In the evenings, when Gander Joe came without his can, or with his can

empty, he would say to his stepmother: "Oh, steppy! it was so nice;

everything was singing."

"I'll make you sing in the chorus too!" cried Mrs. Lambole, and laid a

stick across his shoulders. Experience had taught her the futility of

dusting at a lower level.

Then Gander Joe cried and writhed, and promised to be more diligent in

picking whortleberries in future. But when he went again into the wood

it was again the same. The spell of the wood spirits was on him; he

forgot about the berries at fourpence a quart, and lay on his back and

listened. And the whole wood whispered and sang to him and consoled him

for his beating, and the wind played lullabies among the fir spines and

whistled in the grass, and the aspen clashed its myriad tiny cymbals

together, producing an orchestra of sound that filled the soul of the

dreaming boy with love and delight and unutterable yearning.

It fared no better in autumn, when the blackberry season set in. Joe

went with his can to an old quarry where the brambles sent their runners

over the masses of rubble thrown out from the pits, and warmed and

ripened their fruit on the hot stones. It was a marvel to see how the

blackberries grew in this deserted quarry; how large the fruit swelled,

how thick they were--like mulberries. On the road side of the quarry was

a belt of pines, and the sun drew out of their bark scents of

unsurpassed sweetness. About the blackberries hovered spotted white and

yellow and black moths, beautiful as butterflies. Butterflies did not

fail either. The red admiral was there, resting on the bark of the

trees, asleep in the sun with wings expanded, or drifting about the

clumps of yellow ragwort, doubtful whether to perch or not.

Here, hidden behind the trees, among the leaves of overgrown rubble, was

a one-story cottage of wood and clay, covered with thatch, in which

lived Roger Gale, the postman.

Roger Gale had ten miles to walk every morning, delivering letters, and

the same number of miles every evening, for which twenty miles he

received the liberal pay of six shillings a week. He had to be at the

post office at half-past six in the morning to receive the letters, and

at seven in the evening to deliver them. His work took him about six

hours. The middle of the day he had to himself. Roger Gale was an old

soldier, and enjoyed a pension. He occupied himself, when at home, as a

shoemaker; but the walks took so much out of him, being an old man, that

he had not the strength and energy to do much cobbling when at home.

Therefore he idled a good deal, and he amused his idle hours with a

violin. Now, when Joe Gander came to the quarry before the return of the

postman from his rounds, he picked blackberries; but no sooner had Roger

Gale unlocked his door, taken down his fiddle, and drawn the bow across

the strings, than Joe set down the can and listened. And when old Roger

began to play an air from the _Daughter of the Regiment_, then Joe crept

towards his cottage in little stages of wonderment and hunger to hear

more and hear better, much in the same way as now and again in the wood

the inquisitive rabbits had approached his red jacket. Presently Joe was

seated on the doorstep, with his ear against the wooden door, and the

blackberries and the can, and stepmother's orders and father's stick,

and his hard bed and his meagre meals, even the whole world had passed

away as a scroll that is rolled up and laid aside, and he lived only in

the world of music.

Though his great eyes were wide he saw nothing through them; though the

rain began to fall, and the north-east wind to blow, he felt nothing: he

had but one faculty that was awake, and that was hearing.

One day Roger came to his door and opened it suddenly, so that the

child, leaning against it, fell across his threshold.

"Whom have we here? What is this? What do you want?" asked the postman.

Then Gander Joe stood up, craning his long neck and staring out of his

goggle eyes, with his rough flaxen hair standing up in a ruffle above

his head and his great stomach protruded, and said nothing. So Roger

burst out laughing. But he did not kick him off the step; he gave him a

bit of bread and a drop of cider, and presently drew from the boy the

confession that he had been listening to the fiddle. This was flattering

to the postman, and it was the initiation of a friendship between them.

But when Joe came home with an empty can and said: "Oh, steppy, Master

Roger Gale did fiddle so beautiful!" the woman said: "Fiddle! I'll

fiddle your back pretty smartly, you idle vagabond"; and she was a

truthful woman who never fell short of her word.

To break him of his bad habits--that is, of his dreaminess and

uselessness--Mrs. Lambole took Joe to school.

At school he had a bad time of it. He could not learn the letters. He

was mentally incapable of doing a subtraction sum. He sat on a bench

staring at the teacher, and was unable to answer an ordinary question

what the lesson was about. The school-children tormented him, the

monitor scolded, and the master beat. Then little Joe Gander took to

absenting himself from school. He was sent off every morning by his

stepmother, but instead of going to the school he went to the cottage in

the quarry, and listened to the fiddle of Roger Gale.

Little Joe got hold of an old box, and with a knife he cut holes in it;

and he fashioned a bridge, and then a handle, and he strung horsehair

over the latter, and made a bow, and drew very faint sounds from this

improvised violin, that made the postman laugh, but which gave great

pleasure to Joe. The sound that issued from his instrument was like the

humming of flies, but he got distinct notes out of his strings, though

the notes were faint.

After he had played truant for some time his father heard what he had

done, and he beat the boy till he was like a battered apple that had

been flung from the tree by a storm upon a road.

For a while Joe did not venture to the quarry except on Saturdays and

Sundays. He was forbidden by his father to go to church, because the

organ and the singing there drove him half crazed. When a beautiful,

touching melody was played his eyes became clouded and the tears ran

down his cheeks; and when the organ played the "Hallelujah Chorus," or

some grand and stirring march, his eyes flashed, and his little body

quivered, and he made such faces that the congregation were disturbed

and the parson remonstrated with his mother. The child was clearly

imbecile, and unfit to attend divine worship.

Mr. Lambole got an idea into his head, he would bring up Joe to be a

butcher, and he informed Joe that he was going to place him with a

gentleman of that profession in town. Joe cried. He turned sick at the

sight of blood, and the smell of raw meat was abhorrent to him. But

Joe's likings were of no account with his father, and he took him to the

town and placed him with a butcher there. He was invested in a blue

smock, and was informed that his duties would consist in taking meat

about to the customers. Joe was left. It was the first time he had been

from home, and he cried himself to sleep the first night, and he cried

all the next day when sent around with meat on his shoulder.

Now on his journey through the streets he had to pass the window of a

toy-shop. In the window were dolls and horses and little carts. For

these Joe did not care, but there were also some little violins, some

high priced, and some very low, and over these Joe lingered with loving,

covetous eyes. There was one little fiddle to which his heart went out,

that cost only three shillings and sixpence. Each day, as he passed the

shop, he was drawn to it, and stood looking in, and longed daily more

ardently than on the previous day for this three-and-sixpenny violin.

One day he was so lost in admiration and on the schemes he framed as to

how he might eventually become possessed of the instrument, that he was

unconscious of some boys stealing the meat out of the sort of trough on

his shoulder in which he carried it about.

This was the climax of his misdeeds--he had been reprimanded for his

blunders, delivering the wrong meat at the customers' doors; for his

dilatory ways in going on his errands. The butcher could endure him no

more, and sent him home to his father, who thrashed him, as his welcome.

But he carried home with him the haunting recollections of that

beautiful little red fiddle, with its fine black keys. The bow, he

remembered, was strung with white horsehair. Joe had now a fixed

ambition--something to live for. He would be perfectly happy if he could

have that three-shillings-and-sixpenny fiddle. But how were three

shillings and sixpence to be earned?

He confided his difficulty to postman Roger Gale, and Roger Gale said he

would consider the matter.

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