Mud-spray (patent mud guaranteed to stick for five days) 1s.
Bullet-holes (punched in cap or tunic) 3d. each.
Blood-stains (indelible) 6d.
Prayer-book (with embedded bullet) 2s. 6.
We have also a large stock of souvenirs--shell fragments, bullets,
German caps, helmets, etc., at moderate charges. Call and see us
right now. Depot just round the block.
The sixteenth file looked at his chum, fingering his card uneasily.
"Well, Bob, what d'you say? My lassie is won'erful 'ard to convince."
"I'm with you," said his friend. "Mother is a fair terror too."
They tramped after the little man.
A quarter of an hour later they might have been seen tramping back
down Victoria Street looking like nothing on earth.