THE CONSCIENCE OF THE BARN-DOOR FOWL

“_The trivial round, the common task._”

Few people recognise how strong an element the sense of duty is in the

lives of cocks and hens.

I have a Minorca cock of superb appearance and excellent principles.

I had to cut his wings once, and I felt as if I had hit a Member of

Parliament in the face. It is from him I take my standard.

He receives new hens into his flock with an impressive ceremony. When

they are turned into the yard in the approved condition of screaming

hysterics, he assembles his old flock about him, and proceeds in a

kind of agitated procession towards the newcomers. Then the cock comes

a few paces in advance, and with ruffled neck struts and scrapes in

front of them. Finally he goes off to the farmyard, the hens following

respectfully behind him, the newcomers last of all, pecked and hustled

by the rest to make them feel at home.

To his flock of hens the cock stands in much the same position as a hen

towards her chickens. It is only the roughness of the instruments they

have at hand which misleads us about the particular duty which each is

fulfilling.

If a chicken falls on its back it must be remembered that the only

instruments by which the hen can help it to regain its feet are a beak

and a claw. This is like helping a newborn infant with a sword and a

gun. With the full use of ten fingers I feel some anxiety about picking

up a chicken. I should quite refuse to do it with a beak and a claw.

The hen is braver. She first pecks the chicken to stimulate it to

exertion, and then she turns and kicks it. This latter plan is usually

the more successful.

But in case of hostilities it must be remembered the hen has only the

same two instruments at command. She first pecks her foe and then kicks

him. Thus the thoughtless are apt to confound the different intentions

in the similarity of method.

In the same way if a hen, called suddenly from an orgie of herring

heads in the farmyard to a meal of corn in her own enclosure, forgets

where the gate is and tries to get in through the wiring, the cock has

only one possible method of helping her. He flies at her from the other

side and pecks her. This is not hostile, but protective; he is helping

her to recover her self-control. When he has succeeded in reminding her

that she cannot hope to get through galvanised wire netting he will

accompany her politely round to the gate, and bring her to her food.

The range of duties is large. To help thirteen hens to keep their

heads in the various emergencies of life is a heavy responsibility;

add to this that the cock keeps time for them, assembles them to their

meals, separates fighters, keeps a sick hen away from the flock, or

bears a shy one company while she eats; it will be evident that the

self-control of the cock in the matter of food is well matched by his

organising ability.

There is only one thing which clashes with the imperative sense of duty

of the barn-door fowl, and that is its tendency to romantic attachments.

I had two hens sitting side by side in their first experience of

nesting. Daily they were found with dazed faces, ruffled and pecked as

we took them out; woke from their angry trance as they felt the earth

beneath, took their dust baths, ate, drank, and returned, to fall again

into a condition half comatose and half savage.

Thus they spent but twenty minutes daily in the enjoyment of each

other’s society.

One brood came out five days before the other. The hen was found with

an expression of scared surprise on her face, as instead of nine smooth

silent eggs, she felt the downy creatures move and heard them cry. She

and her brood were removed, and the other sat on with glazed eye till

her turn came.

Then we took her also and lodged her next to the first; they had

separate dwelling-houses and a common yard. We were only afraid that

maternal tenderness would lead to a little pecking of the alien brood.

But it appeared that we had wholly miscalculated. While they sat

dreaming side by side or took the refreshing dust bath, those hens had

sworn eternal friendship. Although like a Boarding-Out Committee under

the Local Government Act, the two hens were individually responsible

for both broods, the chickens (unlike the children) were quite a

secondary consideration. The hens’ main object in life was to sit as

close to each other as they could, and the chickens squeezed themselves

into corners, roosted on the hens’ backs, or moped in isolation.

When one chicken had nearly died of exposure, and three had been

flattened under the combined weight of the hens, we removed the worst

mother. On this she lost all the little wits she had ever possessed,

and haunted the chicken enclosure like an unquiet spirit. It took the

cock a long time to restore her self-control.

But I have a far darker tale to tell. There lived in a neat little

house on a lawn a gold and red bantam cock with two golden brown hens.

The darker was his favourite wife, but the three lived harmoniously,

and the hens laid an egg daily.

Fifteen of these eggs were hatched out under a common barn-door fowl.

She had no breeding and no tail; her colour was an undertone of black,

irregularly sprinked with grey. She was cooped with the chickens about

a hundred yards from the bantams, and screened from them by a shrubbery.

About this time the favourite bantam hen found an attractive heap of

faggots: thither she repaired daily to lay an egg. When she had laid a

dozen she sat down to hatch them. She had chosen her place well, for

her golden brown feathers showed hardly at all against the wrinkled,

russet leaves.

While she sat peacefully hidden the cock had heard the hen and chickens

call; and, strolling to the other side of the shrubbery, discovered his

fifteen children with their foster-mother. Thenceforward, from morning

till night, he squatted near the coop, leaving the little favourite

wife in her æsthetic bower, and the paler little wife to her own neat

house.

It might be thought that paternal instinct kept him there, the joy of

seeing his young family grow daily more like their mothers and himself;

the dawning hope of the time when he should scratch for the young hens

and pull the tail feathers out of the little cocks.

Not so; he was enchained by the attractions of that large, common,

tailless fowl. Doubtless he thought her a fine large hen; so she was,

quite four times his size. Perhaps he admired her figure, and thought

her colouring a unique beauty.

Certain it is that just when the little hen was leading out a tiny

family, the bantam cock, deserting his two wives and his twenty-seven

children, fled with the common hen into the woods.

There they lived in a wild and wicked romance. People passing through

the wood at evening might see a very small gold cock and a very large

speckled hen sitting side by side on the branch of a tree; or in

the morning might catch sight of the pair digging for a precarious

livelihood in the grass at the covert edge; glancing round with guilty

eyes and fleeing for safety into the bushes.

At last disillusionment came; it was sure to come. The cock went home.

He returned to find that _all the first family were dead and that eight

of the second family were cocks_.

This is tragedy, but it is also history.

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