VANITY OF VANITIES

“_Kind hearts are more than coronets._”

I have no clue at all to what the real grievance of the peacock is,

though his history, so far as one can piece together fragmentary

records, contains all the materials of a tragedy.

Down in the orchard is a great cage made of galvanised wire; a high

perch runs across it, and it stands in a sunny, sheltered corner, where

it was prepared for the peacock and his hen. Now the galvanised wire

is rusty and torn, the woodwork is broken, the cage is patched up now

and again to seclude a nesting hen or scratching brood of chickens, or

to give temporary lodging to a dainty pair of bantams, and a vegetable

marrow ripens its striped gourds in the sunshine. But all alone the

peacock, lame on one foot, limps through the farmyard, and haunts

the pigeon tower on the hill; while tradition tells of a day when he

alighted on the engine of a moving train, and rumour hints at dark

deeds in the past, the scared and blighted life of pea-hen, and a

holocaust of young pheasants.

Yet he seems harmless enough, this limping fellow, harmless but

embittered. Sometimes evening after evening he will follow me to the

fowl-yard and wait for his own portion, drumming out an odd hard note,

like the tap of a wooden mallet. Again he disappears, and for days we

do not see him. Sometimes he comes to be fed under the windows or at

the kitchen door, and will take food even from our hands, but with the

distrustful air of one over-persuaded by raisins and lemon-peel.

Sometimes he seems but a mean, faint-hearted creature, running from

us with the doubly mincing motion of the lame foot and the horizontal

tail, as each separate feather beats upon the air; and again he

appears, as when I first saw him, posed for a Japanese picture, high

in a flowering cherry with his train, bronze, emerald and indigo,

flowing down out of fairy-like clusters of flowers.

But to a peacock “all the world’s a stage.” If he does but sit

meditating at evening on the low garden wall, the flowers below, the

dark shrub to the left, the hedgerow elms beyond, with the slope of

a field against a primrose sky, all these at once become a fitting

background to the crested head and trailing tail. As he stands so, the

silhouetted outline shows curves strangely like those of some great

cat. Just so Ra’s head erects itself; so slope his neck and back, and

so the tail lies out in a free curve over the hind leg stretched back.

Is there such a thing as a protective outline, and does the silly

peacock owe his safety partly to this?

If his very pose is dramatic, much more so is his sudden entrance on

the scene. All round the house in summer nights comes the whirring

of the owls. Now there seems to be a heavy sleeper under one’s very

window, now the sound purrs out from the walnut tree across the lawn,

now from the bell tower or the ivy on the chimney stack.

So one night we went exploring in the moonlight. Shadows of elms

flecked the road where the White Lady is said to ride on November

nights. A fir tree stood up in dark masses; thick shadows lay on the

grass under the walnut tree. Round the side of the farm buildings an

unexpected pool flashed into whiteness; the imagination was on the

stretch to see an old owl flap out from under the eaves, and shoot by

with silent wing; when suddenly from overhead came a flutter and crash

of branches, and a great creature swooped down and fled by with train

streaming behind.

It is but seldom he can cause so much sensation; and for the most part

he walks alone behind the hedge, peering through at the barn-door

fowls, as an anxious exhibitor at a fair peers out from his van to

count the sordid crowd collecting.

[Illustration: _Photograph by S. A. McDowall_

“For the most part he walks alone.”]

Towards feeding time, when the fowls begin to gather, the peacock, if

he can, pens a few hens into a corner by the woodshed and begins to

posture before them, making a harmony of green and gold against the

greening lichened wood behind. And the dance, _Il Pavone_[4], is a

stately affair. He lifts the tail, separating each layer of feathers

from the next; each feather of each layer from its neighbour, and the

whole train flashes sapphire and emerald. Then with another sibilant

shake, feather striking against feather, it is raised upright; the

wings showing chocolate wing feathers are drooped almost to the ground,

raised and drooped two or three times with a quick flutter, and he

begins to turn, conscious that he has an audience behind as well as

before. As he turns full face the beauty of outline of the eyeless

feathers is made clear; one is apt to think when one finds them,

that these are eyed-feathers spoilt; but now they are seen to fringe

the entire tail, each ending like a shallow crescent with the horns

outwards, so that, instead of the scalloped edging which the eyed

patterns would give, these show a fine outline, airy and regular. So

raised, too, the fringe up each feather is copper-coloured, the eyes

stand out separately in long curved rows, the tail falls away from each

side below him in convex curve, and it is here that the feathers with

metallic green fringe grow, forming completely a shining curve away

from the body. The tail is raised so high that the definite scales of

the emerald feathers on the back flow into it; in the front view the

wings are hidden. As a single note to a melody, so is the beauty of a

peacock’s feather to the beauty of a peacock’s tail.

[4] It appears that the author is making a play on words. La Pavane was

a slow processional dance common in Europe during the 16th century.

Pavone is Italian for Peacock.--_Transcriber._

Then he turns again towards the fowls, showing to us behind his

drooping wings and the skeleton white rays of the feathers on the back.

He curves this over his head until it looks like an umbrella turned

inside out, and advances upon them with dainty steps; but the fowls

dully preen their feathers and run away.

What we call the tail is only the tail covert, and the back view shows

the real tail is of stiff feathers, arranged, when these are spread, in

an inverted heart shape. Then comes a sudden noise like a loud sneeze,

repeated again and again before one can see that it is caused by the

sharp striking of the tail feathers against each other and the tail

covert--and again he turns and paces.

He made a long solitary parade the other day on the grass, and finally

crept through the hedge and into the poultry yard, where we followed

him to discover that the whole elaborate proceeding had been carried on

for the sake of one dull black hen, in a flurry about the egg she had

left behind her.

He was waiting for these fowls the other day while, pending dinner,

they had come to dig up a tulip bed. They were routed with ignominy and

rushed home past him, indifferent to his presence; and as the pursuer

turned he sent out after her an angry, discordant, mocking scream.

The bird is but a false prophet. He screams like a cheap trumpet out

of tune when the dog barks, or children shout; and when all is still

he fills the air with shrieks, till the superstitious tremble and the

scientific say there will be rain to-morrow.

But the morrow rises with cloudless sky and fortunes, and the bird is

again discredited. We impute his mistake to the fact that he revels in

pessimism.

All of which shows the peacock seen _sub specie humanitatis_ and

brings us not a whit nearer to what he is thinking, or rather is not

thinking, in the small emptiness of his coroneted head. After all,

there is very little head, and the tale of a peacock is mainly the

story of his tail.

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