CHAPTER XVI.

THROUGH THE SIVAS VILAYET INTO ARMENIA.

It is six hours distant from Yuzgat to the large village of Koelme, as

distance is measured here, or about twenty-three English miles; but the

road is mostly ridable, and I roll into the village in about three hours

and a half. Just beyond Koehne, the roads fork, and the mudir kindly

sends a mounted zaptieh to guide me aright, for fear I shouldn't quite

understand by his pantomimic explanations. I understand well enough,

though, and the road just here happening to be excellent wheeling, to

the delight of the whole village, I spurt ahead, outdistancing the

zaptieh's not over sprightly animal, and bowling briskly along the right

road within their range of vision, for over a mile. Soon after leaving

Koehne my attention is attracted by a small cluster of civilized-looking

tents, pitched on the bank of a running stream near the road, and from

whence issues the joyous sounds of mirth and music. The road continues

ridable, and I am wheeling leisurely along, hesitating about whether to

go and investigate or not, when a number of persons, in holiday attire,

present themselves outside the tents, and by shouting and gesturing,

invite me to pay them a visit. It turns out to be a reunion of the Yuzgat

branch of the Pampasian-Pamparsan family - an Armenian name whose

representatives in Armenia and Anatolia, it appears, correspond in

comparative numerical importance to the great and illustrious family of

Smiths in the United States. Following - or doubtless, more properly,

setting - a worthy example, they likewise have their periodical reunions,

where they eat, drink, spin yarns, sing, and twang the tuneful lyre in

frolicsome consciousness of always having a howling majority over their

less prolific neighbors.

Refreshments in abundance are tendered, and the usual pantomimic

explanations exchanged between us; some of the men have been honoring

the joyful occasion by a liberal patronage of the flowing bowl, and are

already mildly hilarious; stringed instruments are twanged by the musical

members of the great family, while several others, misinterpreting the

inspiration of raki punch for terpsichorean talent are prancing wildly

about the tent. Middle-aged matrons are here in plenty, housewifely

persons, finding their chief enjoyment in catering to the gastronomic

pleasures of the others; while a score or two of blooming maidens stand

coyly aloof, watching the festive merry-makings of the men; their heads

and necks are resplendent with bands and necklaces of gold coins, it

still being a custom of the East to let the female members of a family

wear the surplus wealth about them in the shape of gold ornaments and

jewels, a custom resulting from the absence of safe investments and the

unstability of national affairs. Yuzgat enjoys among neighboring cities

a reputation for beautiful women, and this auspicious occasion gives me

an excellent opportunity for drawing my own conclusions. It is not fair

perhaps to pass judgment on Yuzgat's pretensions, by the damsels of one

family connection, not even the great and numerous Pampasian-Pamparsan

family, but still they ought to be at least a fair average. They have

beautiful large black eyes, and usually a luxuriant head of hair; but

their faces arc, on the whole, babyish and expressionless. The Yuzgat

maiden of "sweet sixteen" is a coy, babyish creature, possessed

of a certain doll-like prettiness, but at twenty-three is a rapidly

fading flower, and at thirty is already beginning to get wrinkled and

old. Happening to fall in with this festive gathering this morning is

quite a gratifying and enlivening surprise; besides the music and dancing

and a substantial breakfast of chicken, boiled mutton, and rice pillau,

it gives me an opportunity of witnessing an Armenian family reunion under

primitive conditions. Watching over this peaceful and gambolling flock

of Armenian lambkins is a lone Circassian watchdog; he is of a stalwart,

warlike appearance; and although wearing no arms - except a cavalry sword,

a shorter broad-sword, a dragoon revolver, a two-foot horse-pistol, and

a double-barrelled shot-gun slung at his back - the Armenians seem to feel

perfectly safe under his protection. They probably don't

require any such protection really; they are nevertheless wise in employing

a Circassian to guard them, if for nothing else for the sake of freeing

their own unwarlike minds of all disquieting apprehensions, and enjoying

their family reunion in the calm atmosphere of perfect security; some

lawless party passing along the road might peradventure drop in and abuse

their hospitality, or partaking too freely of raki, make themselves

obnoxious, were they unprotected; but with one Circassian patrolling the

camp, they are doubly sure against anything of the kind.

These people invite me to remain with them until to-morrow; but of course

I excuse myself from this, and, after spending a very agreeable hour in

their company, take my departure. The country develops into an undulating

plateau, which is under general cultivation, as cultivation goes in

Asiatic Turkey. A number of Circassian villages are scattered over this

upland plain; most of them are distant from my road, but many horsemen

are encountered; they ride the finest animals in the country, and one

naturally falls to wondering how they manage to keep so well-dressed and

well-mounted, while rags and poverty and diminutive donkeys seem to be

the well-nigh universal rule among their neighbors. The Circassians

betray more interest in my purely personal affairs - whether I am Russian

or English, whither I am bound, etc.- and less interest in the bicycle,

than either Turks or Armenians, and seem altogether of a more reserved

disposition; I generally have as little conversation with them as possible,

confining myself to letting them know I am English and not Russian, and

replying "Turkchi binmus" (I don't understand) to other questions;

they have a look about them that makes one apprehensive as to the

disinterestedness of their wanting to know whither I am bound - apprehensive

that their object is to find out where three or four of them could "see

me later." I see but few Circassian women; what few I approach sufficiently

near to observe are all more or less pleasant-faced, prepossessing

females; many have blue eyes, which is very rare among their neighbors;

the men average quite as handsome as the women, and they have a peculiar

dare-devil expression of countenance that makes them distinguishable

immediately from either Turk or Armenian; they look like men who wouldn't

hesitate about undertaking any devilment they felt themselves equal to

for the sake of plunder. They are very like their neighbors, however,

in one respect; such among them as take any great interest in my

extraordinary outfit find it entirely beyond their comprehension; the

bicycle is a Gordian knot too intricate for their semi-civilized minds

to unravel, and there are no Alexanders among them to think of cutting

it. Before they recover from their first astonishment I have disappeared.

The road continues for the most part ridable until about 2 P.M., when I

arrive at a mountainous region of rocky ridges, covered chiefly with a

growth of scrub-oak. Upon reaching the summit of one of these ridges, I

observe some distance ahead what appears to be a tremendous field of

large cabbages, stretching away in a northeasterly direction almost to

the horizon of one's vision; the view presents the striking appearance

of large compact cabbage-heads, thickly dotting a well-cultivated area

of clean black loam, surrounded on all sides by rocky, uncultivatable

wilds. Fifteen minutes later I am picking my way through this "cultivated

field," which, upon closer acquaintance, proves to be a smooth lava-bed,

and the "cabbages" are nothing more or less than boulders of singular

uniformity; and what is equally curious, they are all covered with a

growth of moss, while the volcanic bed they repose on is perfectly naked.

Beyond this singular area, the country continues wild and mountainous,

with no habitations near the road; and thus it continues until some time

after night-fall, when I emerge upon a few scattering wheat-fields. The

baying of dogs in the distance indicates the presence of a village

somewhere around; but having plenty of bread on which to sup I once again

determine upon studying astronomy behind a wheat-shock. It is a glorious

moonlight night, but the altitude of the country hereabouts is not less

than six thousand feet, and the chilliness of the atmosphere, already

apparent, bodes ill for anything like a comfortable night; but I scarcely

anticipate being disturbed by anything save atmospheric conditions. I

am rolled up in my tent instead of under it, slumbering as lightly as

men are wont to slumber under these unfavorable conditions, when, about

eleven o'clock, the unearthly creaking of native arabas approaching

arouses me from my lethargical condition. Judging from the sounds, they

appear to be making a bee-line for my position; but not caring to

voluntarily reveal my presence, I simply remain quiet and listen. It

soon becomes evident that they are a party of villagers, coming to load

up their buffalo arabas by moonlight with these very shocks of wheat.

One of the arabas now approaches the shock which conceals my recumbent

form, and where the pale moonbeams are coquettishly ogling the nickel-plated

portions of my wheel, making it conspicuously sciutillant by their

attentions. Hoping the araba may be going to pass by, and that my presence

may escape the driver's notice, I hesitate even yet to reveal myself;

but the araba stops, and I can observe the driver's frightened expression

as he suddenly becomes aware of the presence of strange, supernatural

objects. At the same moment I rise up in my winding-sheet-like covering;

the man utters a wild yell, and abandoning the araba, vanishes like a

deer in the direction of his companions. It is an unenviable situation

to find one's self in; if I boldly approach them, these people, not being

able to ascertain my character in the moonlight, would be quite likely

to discharge their fire-arms at me in their fright; if, on the contrary,

I remain under cover, they might also try the experiment of a shot before

venturing to approach the deserted buffaloes, who are complacently chewing

the cud on the spot where their chicken-hearted driver took to his heels.

Under the circumstances I think it best to strike off toward the road,

leaving them to draw their own conclusions as to whether I am Sheitan

himself, or merely a plain, inoffensive hobgoblin. But while gathering

up my effects, one heroic individual ventures to approach part way and

open up a shouting inquiry; my answers, though unintelligible to him in

the main, satisfy him that I am at all events a human being; there are

six of them, and in a few minutes after the ignominious flight of the

driver, they are all gathered around me, as much interested and nonplussed

at the appearance of myself and bicycle as a party of Nebraska homesteaders

might be had they, under similar circumstances, discovered a turbaned

old Turk complacently enjoying a nargileh. No sooner do their apprehensions

concerning my probable warlike character and capacity become allayed,

than they get altogether too familiar and inquisitive about my packages;

and I detect one venturesome kleptomaniac surreptitiously unfastening a

strap when he fancies I am not noticing. Moreover, laboring under the

impression that I don't understand a word they are saying, I observe

they are commenting in language smacking unmistakably of covetousness,

as to the probable contents of my Whitehouse leather case; some think

it is sure to contain chokh para (much money), while others suggest that

I am a postaya (courier), and that it contains letters. Under these

alarming circumstances there is only one way to manage these overgrown

children; that is, to make them afraid of you forthwith; so, shoving the

strap-unfastener roughly away, I imperatively order the whole covetous

crew to "haidi." Without a moment's hesitation they betake themselves

off to their work, it being an inborn trait of their character to

mechanically obey an authoritative command. Following them to their other

arabas, I find that they have brought quilts along, intending, after

loading up to sleep in the field until daylight. Selecting a good heavy

quilt with as little ceremony as though it were my own property, I take

it and the bicycle to another shock, and curl myself up warm and

comfortable; once or twice the owner of the coverlet approaches quietly,

just near enough to ascertain that I am not intending making off with

his property, but there is not the slightest danger of being disturbed

or molested in any way till morning; thus, in this curious round-about

manner, does fortune provide me with the wherewithal to pass a comparatively

comfortable night. "Rather arbitrary proceedings to take a quilt without

asking permission," some might think; but the owner thinks nothing of

the kind; it is quite customary for travellers of their own nation to

help themselves in this way, and the villagers have come to regard it

as quite a natural occurrence. At daylight I am again on the move, and

sunrise finds me busy making an outline sketch of the ruins of an ancient

castle, that occupies, I should imagine, one of the most impregnable

positions in all Asia Minor; a regular Gibraltar. It occupies the summit

of a precipitous detached mountain peak, which is accessible only from

one point, all the other sides presenting a sheer precipice of rock; it

forms a conspicuous feature of the landscape for many miles around, and

situated as it is amid a wilderness of rugged brush-covered heights,

admirably suited for ambuscades, it was doubtless a very important

position at one time. It probably belongs to the Byzantine period, and

if the number of old graves scattered among the hills indicate anything,

it has in its day been the theatre of stirring tragedy. An hour after

leaving the frowning battlements of the grim old relic behind, I arrive

at a cluster of four rock houses, which are apparently occupied by a

sort of a patriarchal family consisting of a turbaned old Turk and his

two generations of descendants. The old fellow is seated on a rock,

smoking a cigarette and endeavoring to coax a little comfort from the

slanting rays of the morning sun, and I straightway approach him and

broach the all-important subject of refreshments. He turns out to be a

fanatical old gentleman, one of those old-school Mussulmans who have

neither eye nor ear for anything but the Mohammedan religion; I have

irreverently interrupted him in his morning meditations, it seems, and

he administers a rebuke in the form of a sidewise glance, such as a

Pharisee might be expected to bestow on a Cannibal Islander venturing

to approach him, and delivers himself of two deep-fetched sighs of "Allah,

Allah!"

Anybody would think from his actions that the sanctimonious old man-ikin

(five feet three) had made the pilgrimage to Mecca a dozen times, whereas

he has evidently not even earned the privilege of wearing a green turban;

he has neither been to Mecca himself during his whole unprofitable life

nor sent a substitute, and he now thinks of gaining a nice numerous

harem, and a walled-in garden, with trees and fountains, cucumbers and

carpooses, in the land of the hara fjhuz kiz, by cultivating the spirit

of fanaticism at the eleventh hour. I feel too independent this morning

to sacrifice any of the wellnigh invisible remnant of dignity remaining

from the respectable quantity with which I started into Asia, for I still

have a couple of the wheaten " quoits" I brought from Yuzgat; so, leaving

the ancient Mussulman to his meditations, I push on over the hills, when,

coming to a spring, I eat my frugal breakfast, soaking the unbiteable

"quoits" in the water. After getting beyond this hilly region, I emerge

upon a level plateau of considerable extent, across which very fair

wheeling is found; but before noon the inevitable mountains present

themselves again, and some of the acclivities are trundleable only by

repeating the stair-climbing process of the Kara Su Pass. Necessity

forces me to seek dinner at a village where abject poverty, beyond

anything hitherto encountered, seems to exist. A decently large fig-leaf,

without anything else, would be eminently preferable to the tattered

remnants hanging about these people, and among the smaller children puris

naturalis is the rule. It is also quite evident that few of them ever

take a bath; as there is plenty of water about them, this doubtless comes

of the pure contrariness of human nature in the absence of social

obligations. Their religion teaches these people that they ought to bathe

every day; consequently, they never bathe at all. There is a small

threshing-floor handy, and, taking pity on their wretched condition, I

hesitate not to "drive dull care away" from them for a few minutes, by

giving them an exhibition; not that there is any "dull care" among

them, though, after all; for, in spite of desperate poverty, they know

more contentment than the well-fed, respectably-dressed mechanic of the

Western World. It is, however, the contentment born of not realizing

their own condition, the bliss that comes of ignorance. They search the

entire village for eatables, but nothing is readily obtainable but bread.

A few gaunt, angular fowls are scratching about, but they have a beruffled,

disreputable appearance, as though their lives had been a continuous

struggle against being caught and devoured; moreover, I don't care to

wait around three hours on purpose to pass judgment on these people's

cooking. Eggs there are none; they are devoured, I fancy, almost before

they are laid. Finally, while making the best of bread and water, which

is hardly made more palatable by the appearance of the people watching

me feed - a woman in an airy, fairy costume, that is little better than

no costume at all, comes forward, and contributes a small bowl of yaort;

but, unfortuntaely, this is old yaort, yaort that is in the sere and

yellow stage of its usefulness as human food; and although these people

doubtless consume it thus, I prefer to wait until something more acceptable

and less odoriferous turns up. I miss the genial hospitality of the

gentle Koords to-day. Instead of heaping plates of pillau, and bowls of

wholesome new yaort, fickle fortune brings me nothing but an exclusive

diet of bread and water. My road, this afternoon, is a tortuous donkey-trail,

intersecting ravines with well-nigh perpendicular sides, and rocky ridges,

covered with a stunted growth of cedar and scrub-oak. The higher mountains

round about are heavily timbered with pine and cedar. A large forest on

a mountain-slope is on fire, and I pass a camp of people who have been

driven out of their permanent abode by the flames. Fortunately, they

have saved everything except their naked houses and their grain. They

can easily build new houses, and their neighbors will give or lend them

sufficient grain to tide them over till another harvest. Toward sundown

the hilly country terminates, and I descend into a broad cultivated

valley, through which is a very good wagon-road; and I have the additional

satisfaction of learning that it will so continue clear into Sivas, a

wagon-road having been made from Sivas into this forest to enable the

people to haul wood and building-timber on their arabas. Arriving at a

good-sized and comparatively well-to-do Mussulman village, I obtain an

ample supper of eggs and pillau, and, after binning over and over again

until the most unconscionable Turk among them all can bring himself to

importune me no more, I obtain a little peace. Supper for two, together

with the tough hill-climbing to-day, and insufficient sleep last night,

produces its natural effect; I quietly doze off to sleep while sitting

on the divan of a small khan, which might very appropriately be called

an open shed. Soon I am awakened; they want me to accommodate them by

binning once more before they retire for the night. As the moon is shining

brightly, I offer no objections, knowing that to grant the request will

be the quickest way to get rid of their worry. They then provide me with

quilts, and I spend the night in the khan alone. I am soon asleep, but

one habitually sleeps lightly under these strange and ever-varying

conditions, and several times I am awakened by dogs invading the khan

and sniffing - about my couch. My daily experience among these people is

teaching me the commendable habit of rising with the lark; not that I

am an enthusiastic student, or even a willing one - be it observed that

few people are - but it is a case of either turning out and sneaking off

before the inhabitants are astir, or to be worried from one's waking

moments to the departure from the village, and of the two evils one comes

finally to prefer the early rising. One can always obtain something to

eat before starting by waiting till an hour after sunrise, but I have

had quite enough of these people's importunities to make breakfasting

with them a secondary consideration, and so pull out at early daylight.

The road is exceptionally good, but an east wind rises with the sun and

quickly develops into a stiff breeze that renders riding against it

anything but child's play; no rose is to be expected without a thorn,

nevertheless it is rather aggravating to have the good road and the

howling head-wind happen together, especially in traversing a country

where good roads are the exception instead of the rule. About eight

o'clock I reach a village situated at the entrance to a rocky defile,

with a babbling brook dancing through the space between its two divisions.

Upon inquiring for refreshments, a man immediately orders his wife to

bring me pillau. For some reason or other - perhaps the poor woman has

none prepared; who knows? - the woman, instead of obeying the command

like a "guid wifey," enters upon a wordy demurrer, whereupon her husband

borrows a hoe-handle from a bystander and advances to chastise her for

daring to thus hesitate about obeying his orders; the woman retreats

precipitately into the house, heaping Turkish epithets on her devoted

husband's head. This woman is evidently a regular termagant, or she would

never have used such violent language to her husband in the presence of

a stranger and the whole village; some day, if she doesn't be more

reasonable, her husband, instead of satisfying his outraged feelings by

chastising her with a hoe-handle, will, in a moment of passion, bid her

begone from his house, which in Turkish law constitutes a legal separation;

if the command be given in the presence of a competent witness it is

irrevocable. Seeing me thus placed, as it were, in an embarrassing

situation, another woman - dear, thoughtful creature! - fetches me enough

wheat piilau to feed a mule, and a nice bowl of yaort, off which I make

a substantial breakfast. Near by where I am eating are five industrious

maidens, preparing cracked or broken wheat by a novel and interesting

process, that has hitherto failed to come under my observation; perhaps

it is peculiar to the Sivas vilayet, which I have now entered. A large

rock is hollowed out like a shallow druggist's mortar; wheat is put in,

and several girls (sometimes as many as eight, I am told by the American

missionaries at Sivas) gather in a circle about it, and pound the wheat

with light, long-headed mauls or beetles, striking in regular succession,

as the reader has probably seen a gang of circus roustabouts driving

tent-pins. When I first saw circus tent-pins driven in this manner, a

few years ago, I remember hearing on-lookers remarking it as quite novel

and wonderful how so many could be striking the same peg without their

swinging sledges coming into collision; but that very same performance

has been practised by the maidens hereabout, it seems, from time immemorial-

another proof that there is nothing new under the sun. Ten miles of good

riding, and I wheel into the considerable town of Yennikhan, a place

sufficiently important to maintain a public coffee-khan and several small

shops. Here I take aboard a pocketful of fine large pears, and after

wheeling a couple of miles to a secluded spot, halt for the purpose of

shifting the pears from my pocket to where they will be better appreciated.

Ere I have finished the second pear, a gentle goatherd, who from an

adjacent hill observed me alight, appears upon the scene and waits around,

with the laudable intention of further enlightening his mind when I

remount. He is carrying a musical instrument something akin to a flute;

it is a mere hollow tube with the customary finger-holes, but it is blown

at the end; having neither reed nor mouth-piece of any description, it

requires a peculiar sidewise application of the lips, and is not to be

blown readily by a novice. When properly played, it produces soft,

melodious music that, to say nothing else, must exert a gentle soothing

influence on the wild, turbulent souls of a herd of goats. The goatherd

offers me a cake of ekmek out of his wallet, as a sort of a I peace - offering,

but thanks to a generous breakfast, music hath more charms at present

than dry ekmek, and handing him a pear, I strike up a bargain by which

he is to entertain me with a solo until I am ready to start, when of

course he will be amply recompensed by seeing me bin; the bargain is

agreed to, and the solo duly played. East of Yennikhan, the road develops

into an excellent macadamized highway, on which I find plenty of genuine

amusement by electrifying the natives whom I chance to meet or overtake.

Creeping noiselessly up behind an unsuspecting donkey-driver, until quite

close, I suddenly reveal my presence. Looking round and observing a

strange, unearthly combination, apparently swooping down upon him, the

affrighted katir-jee's first impulse is to seek refuge in flight, not

infrequently bolting clear off the roadway, before venturing upon taking

a second look. Sometimes I simply put on a spurt, and whisk past at a

fifteen mile pace. Looking back, the katir-jee generally seems rooted

to the spot with astonishment, and his utter inability to comprehend.

These men will have marvellous tales to tell in their respective villages

concerning what they saw; unless other bicycles are introduced, the time

the "Ingilisiu" went through the country with his wonderful araba will

become a red-letter event in the memory of the people along my route

through Asia Minor. Crossing the Yeldez Irmak Eiver, on a stone bridge,

I follow along the valley of the head-waters of our old acquaintance,

the Kizil Irmak, and at three o'clock in the afternoon, roll into Sivas,

having wheeled nearly fifty miles to-day, the last forty of which will

compare favorably in smoothness, though not in leveluess, with any forty-

mile stretch I know of in the United States. Prom Angora I have brought

a letter of introduction to Mr. Ernest Weakley, a young Englishman,

engaged, together with Mr. Kodigas, a Belgian gentleman, for the Ottoman

Government, in collecting the Sivas vilayet's proportion of the Russian

indemnity; and I am soon installed in hospitable quarters. Sivas artisans

enjoy a certain amount of celebrity among their compatriots of other

Asia Minor cities for unusual skilfulness. particularly in making filigree

silver work. Toward evening myself and Mr. Weakley take a stroll through

the silversmiths' quarters. The quarters consist of twenty or thirty

small wooden shops, surrounding an oblong court; spreading willows and

a tiny rivulet running through it give the place a semi-rural appearance.

In the little open-front workshops, which might more appropriately be

called stalls, Armenian silversmiths are seated cross-legged, some working

industriously at their trade, others gossiping and sipping coffee with

friends or purchasers.

"Doesn't it call up ideas of what you conceive the quarters of the old

alchemists to have been hundreds of years ago." asks my companion.

"Precisely what I was on the eve of suggesting to you," I reply, and then

we drop into one of the shops, sip coffee with the old silversmith, and

examine his filigree jewelry. There is nothing denoting remarkable skill

about any of it; an intricate pattern of their jewelry simply represents

a great expenditure of time and Asiatic patience, and the finishing of

clasps, rivetting, etc., is conspicuously rough. Sivas was also formerly

a seat of learning; the imposing gates, with portions of the fronts of

the old Arabic universities are still standing, with sufficient beautiful

arabesque designs in glazed tile-work still undestroyed, to proclaim

eloquently of departed glories. The squalid mud hovels of refugees from

the Caucasus now occupy the interior of these venerable edifices; ragged

urchins romp with dogs and baby buffaloes where pashas' sons formerly

congregated to learn wisdom from the teachings of their prophet, and now

what remains of the intricate arabesque designs, worked out in small,

bright-colored tiles, that once formed the glorious ceiling of the dome,

seems to look down reproachfully, and yet sorrowfully, upon the wretched

heaps of tezek placed beneath it for shelter.

I am remaining over one day at Sivas, and in the morning we call on the

American missionaries. Mr. Perry is at home, and hopes I am going to

stay a week, so that they can "sort of make up for the discomforts of

journeying through the country;" Mr. Hubbard and the ladies of the

Mission are out of town, but will be back this evening. After dinner we

go round to the government konak and call on the Vali, Hallil Eifaat

Pasha, whom Mr. Weakley describes beforehand as a very practical man,

fond of mechanical contrivances; and who would never forgive him if he

allowed me to leave Sivas with the bicycle without paying him a visit.

The usual rigmarole of salaams, cigarettes, coffee, compliments, and

questioning are gone through with; the Vali is a jolly-faced, good-natured

man, and is evidently much interested in my companion's description of

the bicycle and my journey. Of course I don't forget to praise the

excellence of the road from Yennikhan; I can conscientiously tell him

that it is superior to anything I have wheeled over south of the Balkans;

the Pasha is delighted at hearing this, and beaming joyously over his

spectacles, his fat jolly face a rotund picture of satisfaction, he says

to Mr. Weakley: "You see, he praises up our roads; and he ought to know,

he has travelled on wagon roads half way round the world." The interview

ends by the Vali inviting me to ride the bicycle out to his country

residence this evening, giving the order for a squad of zaptiehs to

escort me out of town at the appointed time. "The Vali is one of the

most energetic pashas in Turkey," says Mr. Weakley, as we take our

departure. "You would scarcely believe that he has established a small

weekly newspaper here, and makes it self-supporting into the bargain,

would you." "I confess I don't see how he manages it among these

people," I reply, quite truthfully, for these are anything but newspaper-

supporting people; "how does he manage to make it self-supporting?"

Why, he makes every employe of the government subscribe for a certain

number of copies, and the subscription price is kept back out of their

salaries; for instance, the mulazim of zaptiehs would have to take half

a dozen copies, the mutaserif a dozen, etc.; if from any unforeseen cause

the current expenses are found to be more than the income, a few additional

copies are saddled on each 'subscriber.' "Before leaving Sivas, I

arrive at the conclusion that Hallil Eifaat Pasha knows just about what's

what; while administering the affairs of the Sivas vilayet in a manner

that has gained him the good-will of the population at large, he hasn't

neglected his opportunities at the Constantinople end of the rope; more

than one beautiful Circassian girl has, I am told, been forwarded to the

Sultan's harem by the enterprising and sagacious Sivas Vali; consequently

he holds "trump cards," so to speak, both in the province and the palace.

Promptly at the hour appointed the squad of zaptiehs arrive; Mr. Weakley

mounts his servant on a prancing Arab charger, and orders him to manoeuvre

the horse so as to clear the way in front; the zaptiehs commence their

flogging, and in the middle of the cleared space I trundle the bicycle.

While making our way through the streets, Mr. Hubbard, who, with the

ladies, has just returned to the city, is encountered on the way to

invite Mr. Weakley and myself to supper; as he pushes his way through

the crowd and reaches my side, he pronounces it the worst rabble he ever

saw in the streets of Sivas, and he has been stationed here over twelve

years. Once clear of the streets, I mount and soon outdistance the crowd,

though still followed by a number of horsemen. Part way out we wait for

the Vali's state carriage, in which he daily rides between the city and

his residence. "While waiting, a terrific squall of wind and dust comes

howling from the direction we are going, and while it is still blowing

great guns, the Vali and his mounted escort arrive. His Excellency alights

and examines the Columbia with much interest, and then requests me to

ride on immediately in advance of the carriage. The grade is slightly

against me, and the whistling wind seems to be shrieking a defiance; but

by superhuman efforts, almost, I pedal ahead and manage to keep in front

of his horses all the way. The distance from Sivas is four and a quarter

miles by the cyclometer; this is the first time it has ever been measured.

We are ushered into a room quite elegantly furnished, and light refreshments

served. Observing my partiality for vishner-su, the Governor kindly

offers me a flask of the syrup to take along; which I am, however,

reluctantly compelled to refuse, owing to my inability to carry it. Here,

also, we meet Djaved Bey, the Pasha's son, who has recently returned

from Constantinople, and who says he saw me riding at Prinkipo. The Vali

gets down on his hands and knees to examine the route of my journey on

a map of the world which he spreads out on the carpet; he grows quite

enthusiastic, and exclaims, "Wonderful." " Very wonderful!" says Djaved

Bey; "when you get back to America they will-build you a statue." Mr.

Hubbard has mounted a horse and followed us to the Vali's residence, and

at the approach of dusk we take our departure; the wind is favorable for

the return, as is also the gradient; ere my two friends have unhitched

their horses, I mount and am scudding before the gale half a mile away.

"Hi hi-hi-hi! you'll never overtake him." the Vali shouts enthusiastically

to the two horsemen as they start at full gallop after me, and which

they laughingly repeat to me shortly afterward. A very pleasant evening

is spent at Mr. Hubbard's house; after supper the ladies sing "Sweet

Bye and Bye," "Home, Sweet Home," and other melodious reminders of the

land of liberty and song that gave them birth. Everything looks comfortable

and homelike, and they have English ivy inside the dining-room trained

up the walls and partly covering the ceiling, which produces a wonderfully

pleasant effect. The usual extraordinary rumors of my wonderful speeding

ability have circulated about the city during the day and evening, some

of which have happened to come to the ears of the missionaries. One story

is that I came from the port of Samsoon, a distance of nearly three

hundred miles, in six hours, while an imaginative katir-jee, whom I

whisked past on the road, has been telling the Sivas people an exaggerated

story of how a genii had ridden past him with lightning-like speed on a

shining wheel; but whether it was a good or an evil genii he said he

didn't have time to determine, as I went past like a flash and vanished

in the distance. The missionaries have four hundred scholars attending

their school here at Sivas, which would seem to indicate a pretty

flourishing state of affairs. Their recruiting ground is, of I course,

among the Armenians, who, though professedly Christiana really stand in

more need of regeneration than their Mohammedan neighbors. The

characteristic condition of the average Armenian villager's mind is deep,

dense ignorance and moral gloominess; it requires more patience and

perseverance to ingraft a new idea on the unimpressionable trunk of

an Armenian villager's intellect than it does to put up second-hand

stove-pipe; and it is a generally admitted fact - i.e., west of the Missouri

Elver - that anyone capable of setting up three joints of second-hand

stove-pipe without using profane language deserves a seat in Paradise.

"Come in here a minute," says Mr. Hubbard, just before our I departure

for the night, leading the way into an adjoining room.; I "here's shirts,

underclothing, socks, handkerchiefs-everything;.! help yourself to

anything you require; I know something about I travelling through this

country myself. " But not caring to impose too much on good nature, I

content myself with merely pocketing a strong pair of socks, that I

know will come in handy. I leave the bicycle at the mission over night,

and in the morning, at Miss Chamberlain's request, I ride round the

school-house yard a few times for the edification of the scholars. The

greatest difficulty, I am informed, with Armenian pupils is to get them

to take sufficient interest in anything to ask questions; it is mainly

because the bicycle will be certain to awaken interest, and excite the

spirit of inquiry among them, that I am requested to ride for their

benefit. Thus is the bicycle fairly recognized as a valuable aid to

missionary work. Moral: let the American and Episcopal boards provide

their Asia Minor and Persian missionaries with nickel-plated bicycles;

let them wheel their way into the empty wilderness of the Armenian mind,

and. light up the impenetrable moral darkness lurking therein with the

glowing and mist-dispelling orbs of cycle lamps. Messrs. Perry, Hubbard,

and Weakley accompany me out some distance on horseback, and at parting

I am commissioned to carry salaams to the brethren in China. This is the

first opportunity that has ever presented of sending greetings overland

to far-off China, they say, and such rare occasions are not to be lightly

overlooked. They also promise to send word to the Erzeroum mission to

expect me; the chances are, however, that I shall reach Erzeroum before

their letter; there are no lightning mail trains in Asia Minor. The road

eastward from Sivas is an artificial highway, and affords reasonably

good wheeling, but is somewhat inferior to the road from Yennikhau.

Before long I enter a region of low hills, dales, and small lakes, beyond

which the road again descends into the valley of the Kizil Irmak. All

day long the roadway averages better wheeling than I ever expected to

find in Asiatic Turkey; but the prevailing east wind offers strenuous

opposition to my progress every inch of the way along the hundred miles

or so of ridable road from Yennikhan to Zara, a town at which I arrive

near sundown. Zara is situated at the entrance to a narrow passage between

two mountain spurs, and although the road is here a dead level and the

surface smooth, the wind comes roaring from the gorge with such tremendous

pressure that it is only by extraordinary exertions that I am able to

keep the saddle.

Tifticjeeoghlou Effendi was a gentleman of Greek descent. At Zara I have

an opportunity of seeing and experiencing something of what hospitality

is like among the better class Armenians, for I have brought from Sivas

a letter of introduction to Kirkor-agha Tartarian, the most prominent

Armenian gentleman in Zara. I have no difficulty whatever in finding the

house, and am at once installed in the customary position of honor, while

five serving-men hover about, ready to wait on me; some take a hand in

the inevitable ceremony of preparing and serving coffee and lighting

cigarettes, while others stand watchfully by awaiting word or look from

myself or mine host, or from the privileged guests that immediately begin

to arrive. The room is of cedar planking throughout, and is absolutely

without furniture, save the carpeting and the cushioned divan on which

I am seated. Mr. Tartarian sits crossed-legged on the carpet to my left,

smoking a nargileh; his younger brother occupies a similar position on

my right, rolling and smoking cigarettes; while the guests, as they

arrive, squat themselves on the carpet in positions varying in distance

from the divan, according to their respective rank and social importance.

No one ventures to occupy the cushioned divan alongside myself, although

the divan is fifteen feet long, and it makes me feel uncomfortably like

the dog in the manger to occupy its whole length alone. In a farther

corner, and off the slightly raised and carpeted floor on which are

seated the guests, is a small brick fire-place, on which a charcoal fire

is brightly burning, and here Mr. Vartarian's private kahvay-jee is kept

busily employed in brewing tiny cups of strong black coffee; another

servant constantly visits the fire to ferret out pieces of glowing

charcoal with small pipe-lighting tongs, with which he circulates among

the guests, supplying a light to the various smokers of cigarettes. A

third youth is kept pretty tolerably busy performing the same office for

Mr. Vartarian's nargileh, for the gentleman is an inveterate smoker, and

in all Turkey there can scarcely be another nargileh requiring so much

tinkering with as his. All the livelong evening something keeps getting

wrong with that wretched pipe; mine host himself is continually rearranging

the little pile of live coals on top of the dampened tobacco (the tobacco

smoked in a nargileh is dampened, and live coals are placed on top),

taking off the long coiled tube and blowing down it, or prying around

in the tobacco receptacle with an awl-like instrument in his efforts to

make it draw properly, but without making anything like a success; while

his nargileh-boy is constantly hovering over it with a new supply of

live coals. "Job himself could scarcely have been possessed of more

patience," I think at first; but before the evening is over I come to

the conclusion that my worthy host wouldn't exchange that particular

hubble-bubble with its everlasting contrariness for the most perfectly

drawing nargileh in Turkey: like certain devotees of the weed among

ourselves, who never seem to be happier than when running a broom-straw

down the stem of a pipe that chronically refuses to draw, so Kirkor-agha

Vartarian finds his chief amusement in thus tinkering from one week's

end to another with his nargileh. At the supper table mine host and his

brother both lavish attentions upon me; knives and forks of course there

are none, these things being seldom seen in Asia Minor, and to a cycler

who has spent the day in pedalling against a stiff breeze, their absence

is a matter of small moment. I am ravenously hungry, and they both win

my warmest esteem by transferring choice morsels from their own plates

into mine with their fingers. From what I know of strict haut ton Zaran

etiquette, I think they should really pop these tid-bits in my mouth,

and the reason they don't do so is, perhaps, because I fail to open it

in the customary haut ton manner; however, it is a distasteful thing to

be always sticking up for one's individual rights. A pile of quilts and

mattresses, three feet thick, and feather pillows galore are prepared

for me to sleep on. An attendant presents himself with a wonderful night-

shirt, on the ample proportions of which are displayed bewildering colors

and figures; and following the custom of the country, shapes himself for

undressing me and assisting me into bed. This, however, I prefer to do

without assistance, owing to a large stock of native modesty. I never

fell among people more devoted in their attentions; their only thought

during my stay is to make me comfortable; but they are very ceremonious

and great sticklers for etiquette. I had intended making my usual early

start, but mine host receives with open disapproval - I fancy even with a

showing of displeasure - my proposition to depart without first partaking

of refreshments, and it is nearly eight o'clock before I finally get

started. Immediately after rising comes the inevitable coffee and early

morning visitors; later an attendant arrives with breakfast for myself

on a small wooden tray. Mr. Vartarian occupies precisely the same position,

and is engaged in precisely the same occupation as yesterday evening,

as is also his brother. No sooner does the hapless attendant make his

appearance with the eatables than these two persons spring simultaneously

to their feet, apparently in a towering rage, and chase him back out of

the room, meanwhile pursuing him with a torrent of angry words; they

then return to their respective positions and respective occupations.

Ten minutes later the attendant reappears, but this time bringing a

larger tray with an ample spread for three persons; this, it afterward

appears, is not because mine host and his brother intends partaking of

any, but because it is Armenian etiquette to do so, and Armenian etiquette

therefore becomes responsible for the spectacle of a solitary feeder

seated at breakfast with dishes and everything prepared for three, while

of the other two, one is smoking a nargileh, the other cigarettes, and

both of them regarding my evident relish of scrambled eggs and cold fowl

with intense satisfaction.

Having by this time determined to merely drift with the current of mine

host's intentions concerning the time of my departure, I resume my

position on the divan after breakfasting, simply hinting that I would

like to depart as soon as possible. To this Mr. Vartarian complacently

nods assent, and his brother, with equal complacency rolls me a cigarette,

after which a good half-hour is consumed in preparing for me a letter

of introduction to their friend Mudura Ghana in the village of Kachahurda,

which I expect to reach somewhere near noon; mine host dictates while

his brother writes. Visitors continue coming in, and I am beginning to

get a trifle impatient about starting; am beginning in fact to wish all

their nonsensical ceremoniousness at the bottom of tho deep blue sea or

some equally unfathomable quarter, when, at a signal from Mr. Vartarian

himself, his brother and tho whole roomful of visitors rise simultaneously

to their feet, and equally simultaneously put their hands on their

respective stomachs, and, turning toward me, salaam; mine host then

comes forward, shakes hands, gives me the letter to Mudura Ghana, and

permits me to depart. He has provided two zaptiehs to escort me outside

the town, and in a few minutes I find myself bowling briskly along a

beautiful little valley; the pellucid waters of a purling brook dance

merrily alongside an excellent piece of road; birds are singing merrily

in the willow-trees, and dark rocky crags tower skyward immediately

around. The lovely little valley terminates all too soon, for in fifteen

minutes I am footing it up another mountain; but it proves to be the

entrance gate of a region containing grander pine-clad mountain scenery

than anything encountered outside the Sierra Nevadas; in fact the famous

scenery of Cape Horn, California, almost finds its counterpart at one

particular point I traverse this morning; only instead of a Central

Pacific Railway winding around the gray old crags and precipices, the

enterprising Sivas Vali has built an araba road. One can scarce resist

the temptation of wheeling down some of the less precipitous slopes, but

it is sheer indiscretion, for the roadway makes sharp turns at points

where to continue straight ahead a few feet too far would launch one

into eternity; a broken brake, a wild "coast" of a thousand feet through

mid-air into the dark depths of a rocky gorge, and the "tour around the

world" would abruptly terminate. For a dozen miles I traverse a tortuous

road winding its way among wild mountain gorges and dark pine forests;

Circassian horsemen are occasionally encountered: it seems the most

appropriate place imaginable for robbers, and I have again been cautioned

against these freebooting mountaineers at Sivas. They eye me curiously,

and generally halt after they have passed, and watch my progress for

some minutes. Once I am overtaken by a couple of them; they follow close

behind me up a mountain slope; they are heavily armed and look capable

of anything, and I plod along, mentally calculating how to best encompass

their destruction with the Smith & "Wesson, without coming to grief

myself, should their intentions toward me prove criminal. It is not

exactly comfortable or reassuring to have two armed horsemen, of a people

who are regarded with universal fear and mistrust by everybody around

them, following close upon one's heels, with the disadvantage of not

being able to keep an eye on their movements; however, they have little

to say; and as none of them attempt any interference, it is not for me

to make insinuations against them on the barren testimony of their outward

appearance and the voluntary opinions of their neighbors.

My route now leads up a rocky ravine, the road being fairly under cover

of over-arching rocks at times, thence over a billowy region of mountain

summits-an elevated region of pine-clad ridges and rocky peaks-to descend

again into a cultivated country of undulating hills and dales, checkered

with fields of grain. These low rolling hills appear to be in a higher

state of cultivation than any district I have traversed in Asia Minor;

from points of vantage the whole country immediately around looks like

a swelling sea of golden grain; harvesting is going merrily on; men and

women are reaping side by side in the fields, and the songs of the women

come floating through the air from all directions. They are Armenian

peasants, for I am now in Armenia proper; the inhabitants of this

particular locality impress me as a light hearted, industrious people;

they have an abundant harvest, and it is a pleasure to stand and see

them reap, and listen to the singing of the women; moreover they are

more respectably clothed than the lower class natives round about them,

barring, of course, our unfathomable acquaintances, the Circassians.

Toward the eastern extremity of this peaceful, happy scene is the village

of Kachahurda, which I reach soon after noon, and where resides Mfrdura

Ghana, to whom I bring a letter. Picturesquely speaking, Kachahurda is

a disgrace to the neighborhood in which it stands; its mud hovels are

combined cow-pens, chicken-coops, and human habitations, and they are

bunched up together without any pretence to order or regularity; yet the

light-hearted, decently-clad people, whose songs come floating from the

harvest-fields, live contentedly in this and other equally wretched

villages round about. Mudura Ghana provides me with a repast of bread

and yaort, and endeavors to make my brief halt comfortable. While I am

discussing these refreshments, himself and another unwashed, unkempt old

party come to high, angry words about me; but whatever it is about I

haven't the slightest idea. Mine host seems a regular old savage when

angry. He is the happy possessor of a pair of powerful lungs, which are

ably seconded by a foghorn voice, and he howls at the other man like an

enraged bull. The other man doesn't seem to mind it, though, and keeps

up his end of the controversy - or whatever it is - in a comparatively cool

and aggravating manner, that seems to feed Mudura Ghana's righteous

wrath, until I quite expect to see that outraged person reach down one

of the swords off the wall and hack his opponent into sausage-meat. Once

I venture to inquire, as far as one can inquire by pantomime, what they

are quarrelling so violently about me for, being really inquisitive to

find out They both immediately cease hostilities to assure me that it

is nothing for which I am in any way personally responsible; and then

they straightway fall to glaring savagely at each other again, and renew

their vocal warfare more vigorously, if anything, from having just drawn

a peaceful breath. Mine host of Kachahurda can scarcely be called a very

civilized or refined individual; he has neither the gentle kindliness

of Kirkoragha Vartarian, nor the dignified, gentlemanly bearing of

Tifticjeeoghlou Effendi; but he grabs a club, and roaring like the hoarse

whistle of a Mississippi steamboat, chases a crowd of villagers out of

the room who venture to come in on purpose to stare rudely at his guest;

and for this charitable action alone he deserves much credit; nothing

is so annoying as to have these unwashed crowds standing gazing and

commenting while one is eating. A man is sent with me to direct me aright

where the road forks, a mile or so from the village; from the forks it

is a newly made road, in fact, unfinished; it resembles a ploughed field

for looseness and I depth; and when, in addition to this, one has to

climb a gradient of twenty metres to the hundred, a bicycle is anything

but a comforting thing to possess. The country becomes broken and more

mountainous than ever, and the road winds about fearfully. Often a part

of the road that is but a mile away as the crow flies requires an hour's

steady going to reach it; but the mountain scenery is glorious. Occasionally

I round a point, or reach a summit, from whence a magnificent and

comprehensive view bursts upon the vision, and it really requires an

effort to tear one's self away, realizing that in all probability I shall

never see it again. At one point I seem to be overlooking a vast

amphitheatre which encompasses within itself the physical geography of

a continent. It is traversed by whole mountain-ranges of lesser degree;

it contains tracts of stony desert and fertile valley, lakes, and a

river, not excepting even the completing element of a fine forest, and

encompassing it round about, like an impenetrable palisade protecting

it against invasion, are scores of grand old mountains - grim sentinels

that nothing can overcome. The road, though still among the mountains,

is now descending in a general way from the elevated divide, down toward

Enderes and the valley of the Gevmeili Chai River; and toward evening I

enter an Armenian village.

The custom from here eastward appears to be to have the threshing-floors

in or near the village; there are sometimes several different floors,

and when they are winnowing the grain on windy days the whole village

becomes covered with an inch or two of chaff. I am glad to find these

threshing-floors in the villages, because they give me an excellent

opportunity to ride and satisfy the people, thus saving me no end of

worry and annoyance.

The air becomes chilly after sundown, and I am shown into a close room

containing one small air-hole, and am provided with a quilt and pillow.

Later in the evening a Turkish Bey arrives with an escort of zaptiehs

and occupies the same apartment, which would seem to be a room especially

provided for the accommodation of travellers. The moment the officer

arrives, behold, there is a hurrying to and fro of the villagers to sweep

out the room, kindle a fire to brew his coffee, and to bring him water

and a vessel for his ablutions before saying his evening prayers. Cringing

senility characterizes the demeanor of these Armenian villagers toward

the Turkish officer, and their hurrying hither and thither to supply him

ere they are asked looks to me wonderfully like a "propitiating of the

gods." The Bey himself seems to be a pretty good sort of a fellow,

offering me a portion of his supper, consisting of bread, olives, and

onions; which, however, I decline, having already ordered eggs and pillau

of a villager. The Bey's company is highly acceptable, since it saves

me from the annoyance of being surrounded by the usual ragged, unwashed

crowd during the evening, and secures me a refreshing sleep, undisturbed

by visions of purloined straps or moccasins. He appears to be a very

pious Mussulman; after washing his head, hands, and feet, he kneels

toward Mecca on the wet towel, and prays for nearly twenty minutes by

my timepiece; and his sighs of Allah! are wonderfully deep-fetched,

coming apparently from clear down in his stomach. While he is thus

devotionally engaged, his two zaptiehs stand respectfully by, and divide

their time between eying myself and the bicycle with wonder and the Bey

with mingled reverence and awe. At early dawn I steal noiselessly away,

to avoid disturbing the peaceful slumbers of the Bey. For several miles

my road winds around among the foot-hills of the range I crossed yesterday,

but following a gradually widening depression, which finally terminates

in the Gevmeili Chai Valley; and directly ahead and below me lies the

considerable town of Enderes, surrounded by a broad fringe of apple-orchards,

and walnut and jujube groves. Here I obtain a substantial breakfast of

Turkish kabobs (tid-bits of mutton, spitted on a skewer, and broiled

over a charcoal fire) at a public eating khan, after which the mudir

kindly undertakes to explain to me the best route to Erzingan, giving

me the names of several villages to inquire for as a guidance. While

talking to the mudir, Mr. Pronatti, an Italian engineer in the employ

of the Sivas Vali, makes his appearance, shakes hands, reminds me that

Italy has recently volunteered assistance to England in the Soudan

campaign, and then conducts me to his quarters in another part of the

town. Mr. Pronatti can speak almost any language but English; I speak

next to nothing but English; nevertheless, we manage to converse quite

readily, for, besides proficiency in pantomimic language acquired by

daily practice, I have necessarily picked up a few scattering words of

the vernacular of the several countries traversed on the tour. While

discussing a nice ripe water-melon with this gentleman, several respectable-

looking people enter and introduce themselves through Mr. Pronatti as

Osmanli Turks, not Armenians, expecting me to regard them more favorably

on that account. Soon afterward a party of Armenians arrive, and take

labored pains to impress upon me that they are not Turks, but Christian

Armenians. Both parties seem desirous of winning my favorable opinion.

One party thinks the surest plan is to let me know that they are Turks;

the others, to let me know that they are not Turks. "I have told both

parties to go to Gehenna," says my Italian friend. "These people will

worry you to death with their foolishness if you make the mistake of

treating them with consideration."

Donning an Indian pith-helmet that is three sizes too large, and wellnigh

conceals his features, Mr. Pronatti orders his horse, and accompanies

me some distance out, to put me on the proper course to Erzingan. My

route from Enderes leads along a lovely fertile valley, between lofty

mountain ranges; an intricate network of irrigating ditches, fed by,

mountain streams, affords an abundance of water for

wheat-fields, vineyards, and orchards; it is the best, and yet the worst

watered valley I ever saw - the best, because the irrigating ditches are

so numerous; the worst, because most of them are overflowing and converting

my road into mud-holes and shallow pools. In the afternoon I reach

somewhat higher ground, where the road becomes firmer, and I bowl merrily

along eastward, interrupted by nothing save the necessity of dismounting

and shedding my nether garments every few minutes to ford a broad, swift

feeder to the lesser ditches lower down the valley. In this fructiferous

vale my road sometimes leads through areas of vineyards surrounded by

low mud walls, where grapes can be had for the reaching, and where the

proprietor of an orchard will shake down a shower of delicious yellow

pears for whatever you like to give him, or for nothing if one wants him

to. I suppose these villagers have established prices for their commodities

when dealing with each other, but they almost invariably refuse to charge

me anything; some will absolutely refuse any payment, and my only plan

of recompensing them is to give money to the children; others accept,

with as great a show of gratitude as if I were simply giving it to them

without having received an equivalent, whatever I choose to give.

The numerous irrigating ditches have retarded my progress to an appreciable

extent to-day, so that, notwithstanding the early start and the absence

of mountain-climbing, my cyclometer registers but a gain of thirty-seven

miles, when, having continued my eastward course for some time after

nightfall, and failing to reach a village, I commence looking around for

somewhere to spend the night. The valley of the Gevmeili Chai has been

left behind, and I am again traversing a narrow, rocky pass between the

hills. Among the rocks I discover a small open cave, in which I determine

to spend the night. The region is elevated, and the night air chilly;

so I gather together some dry weeds and rubbish and kindle a fire. With

something to cook and eat, and a pair of blankets, I could have spent a

reasonably comfortable night; but a pocketful of pears has to suffice

for supper, and when the unsubstantial fuel is burned away, my airy

chamber on the bleak mountain-side and the thin cambric tent affords

little protection from the insinuating chilliness of the night air.

Variety is said to be the spice of life; no doubt it is, under certain

conditions, but I think it all depends on the conditions whether it is

spicy or not spicy. For instance, the vicissitudes of fortune that favor

me with bread and sour milk for dinner, a few pears for supper, and a

wakeful night of shivering discomfort in a cave, as the reward of wading

fifty irrigating ditches and traversing thirty miles of ditch-bedevilled

donkey-trails during the day, may look spicy, and even romantic, from a

distance; but when one wakes up in a cold shiver about 1.30A.M. and

realizes that several hours of wretchedness are before him, his waking

thoughts are apt to be anything but thoughts complimentary of the spiciness

of the situation. Inshallah! fortune will favor me with better dues to-

morrow; and if not to-morrow, then the next day, or the next.

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