CHRIST'S HOSPITAL.--BOWYER.

The discipline at Christ's Hospital in my time was ultra-Spartan;--all

domestic ties were to be put aside. "Boy!" I remember Bowyer saying to me

once when I was crying the first day of my return after the holidays, "Boy!

the school is your father! Boy! the school is your mother! Boy! the school

is your brother! the school is your sister! the school is your first

cousin, and your second cousin, and all the rest of your relations! Let's

have no more crying!"

* * * * *

No tongue can express good Mrs. Bowyer. Val. Le Grice and I were once going

to be flogged for some domestic misdeed, and Bowyer was thundering away at

us by way of prologue, when Mrs. B. looked in, and said, "Flog them

soundly, sir, I beg!" This saved us. Bowyer was so nettled at the

interruption that he growled out, "Away, woman! away!" and we were let off.

_August_ 28. 1832.

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