CHAPTER XIV

‘The time I remained at Newmarket, was upwards of two years and a half;

during which many things occurred worthy of remembrance; and though in

their nature dissimilar, yet all tending to have that influence on

character, by which, if my poor philosophy holds good, character is

progressively formed. Instead of relating these different accidents as

they occurred, I shall rather endeavour to collect them into classes,

beginning with those that immediately belong to the business of a

jockey.

‘I have already remarked how necessary it is for the best horseman never

to be off his guard. At the time the little accident I am going to

relate happened, and which I could not but then consider as rather

disgraceful, I was so persuaded of being always on the alert, and of my

power of instantaneously recovering my seat, that I supposed what

followed to be nearly an impossibility.—The horse that I then rode

happened to be unwell; and did not take his morning and evening exercise

with the others. I was therefore ordered to walk him out a couple of

hours in the middle of the day, to canter him gently, give him a certain

quantity of water, and canter and walk him home again. The horse was by

no means apt to start or play tricks of an uncommon kind: he was besides

unwell, and dull in spirits, and I was more than usually unsuspicious of

accident. After a walk, and a very gentle gallop, I brought him to

water. Our watering troughs stood by a pump under the Devil’s Ditch, on

the side next to Newmarket. Not foreseeing any possible danger, I held

the reins quite slack, and did not sit upright in my seat, but rested on

one thigh; when suddenly, without any warning, a grey rook, of the

species common to that plain, ascended on the wing up the ditch within

half a yard of the ground, and in a direction that would scarcely have

missed the horse’s head. At this sudden apparition, an arrow from a bow

could hardly exceed the velocity with which he darted round to avoid his

enemy; and the impulse was so unforeseen, and so irresistible, that I

and my whole stock of self-confidence, and self-conceit, lay humbled in

the dust. I was greatly afraid, lest my disgrace should be witnessed by

any one, and particularly that the horse should make for home: however,

his fright ceasing, and his health not disposing him to be wanton, he

easily suffered himself to be caught, and mounted, and my honour

received no stain.

‘I felt this accident the more, because I was at this very time

receiving new marks of confidence in my talents. A horse bred in Ireland

had been brought into our train: John Watson did not think proper to let

a boy of heavy weight back him, and among those of light weight, I was

the only one in whom he durst confide. It was for this horse that I

quitted the Dun horse, on whose back I had obtained such praise, and

upon him the other boy of the name of Tom was mounted, but only for two

or three mornings. Dun immediately discovered he was Tom’s master, and

would not keep up in the gallop, but would go what pace he pleased: if

struck, he began to plunge, kick, and rear, threw his rider, and made

all the boys laugh and hoot at him, and thoroughly exposed him to

mortification.—I was frequently obliged to change my horse, but it was

always for one more difficult to manage; and not only so, but I

generally preserved an honour that had been early conferred on me, that

of leading the gallop, let me ride what horse I would. At one of these

changes I was transferred to the back of a little mare, which had long

been ridden by Jack Clarke, who was wanted for a horse of more power,

but of less spirit. On her too I led the gallop. She was not so much

vicious as full of play. Whenever I pleased, when the gallop was begun,

by a turn of the arm and a pretended flourish, I could make her start

out of the line, clap her head between her legs, fling her hind heels in

the air, and begin to cut capers. This excitement was generally

sufficient for the whole string, who would start off one after another,

each playing his gambols, and perhaps, one or two of them throwing their

riders. Under such a temptation for triumph, I was perhaps as prudent as

could be expected from a boy of my age; but when John Watson did not

happen to be with us, I could not always resist the vanity of shewing

that I was equal to the best of them, and quite before the majority.

When John was absent, the bad riders would sometimes, before I began the

gallop, very humbly intreat me not to play them any tricks; and when

they did, I was good-natured enough to comply.

‘In every stud of horses, there are frequent changes; and as their

qualities are discovered, one horse is rejected, and a colt or perhaps a

stranger bought and admitted. It happened on such an occasion, that a

little horse was brought us from another stud, whence he had been

rejected for being unmanageable. He had shewn himself restive, and

besides the snaffle, was ridden in a check-rein. I was immediately

placed on his back, and what seemed rather more extraordinary, ordered

to lead the gallop, as usual. I do not know how it happened, but under

me he shewed very little disposition to be refractory, and whenever the

humour occurred, it was soon overcome: that he was however watchful for

an opportunity to do mischief, the following incident will discover. Our

time for hard exercise had begun perhaps a fortnight or three weeks. As

that proceeds, the boys are less cautious, each having less suspicion of

his horse. I was leading the gallop one morning, and had gone more than

half the way towards the foot of Cambridge hill, when something induced

me to call and speak to a boy behind me; for which purpose I rather

unseated myself, and as I looked back, rested on my left thigh. The arch

traitor no sooner felt the precarious seat I had taken, than he suddenly

plunged from the path, had his head between his legs, his heels in the

air, and exerting all his power of bodily contortion, flung me from the

saddle with only one foot in the stirrup, and both my legs on the off

side. I immediately heard the whole set of boys behind shouting

triumphantly, “A calf, a calf!” a phrase of contempt for a boy that is

thrown. Though the horse was then in the midst of his wild antics, and

increasing his pace to full speed, as far as the tricks he was playing

would permit, still finding I had a foot in the stirrup, I replied to

their shouts by a whisper to myself, “It is no calf yet.” The horse took

the usual course, turned up Cambridge hill, and now rather increased his

speed than his mischievous tricks. This opportunity I took with that

rashness of spirit which is peculiar to boys; and notwithstanding the

prodigious speed and irregular motion of the horse, threw my left leg

over the saddle. It was with the utmost difficulty I could preserve my

balance, but I did: though by this effort I lost hold of the reins, both

my feet were out of the stirrups, and the horse for a moment was

entirely his own master. But my grand object was gained: I was once more

firmly seated, the reins and the stirrups were recovered. In a

twinkling, the horse, instead of being pulled up, was urged to his

utmost speed, and when he came to the end of the gallop, he stopped of

himself with a very good will, as he was heartily breathed. The short

exclamations of the boys at having witnessed what they thought an

impossibility, were the gratification I received, and the greatest,

perhaps, that could be bestowed.

‘I once saw an instance of what may be called the grandeur of alarm in a

horse. In winter, during short exercise, I was returning one evening on

the back of a hunter, that was put in training for the hunter’s plate.

There had been some little rain, and the channel always dry in summer,

was then a small brook. As I must have rubbed his legs dry if wetted, I

gave him the rein, and made him leap the brook, which he understood as a

challenge for play, and beginning to gambol, after a few antics he

reared very high, and plunging forward with great force, alighted with

his fore-feet on the edge of a deep gravel-pit half filled with water,

so near that a very few inches further he must have gone headlong down.

His first astonishment and fear were so great, that he stood for some

time breathless and motionless: then, gradually recollecting himself,

his back became curved, his ears erect, his hind and fore leg in a

position for sudden retreat; his nostrils from an inward snort burst

into one loud expression of horror; and rearing on his hind legs, he

turned short round, expressing all the terrors he had felt by the utmost

violence of plunging, kicking, and other bodily exertions. I was not

quite so much frightened as he had been, but I was heartily glad when he

became quiet again, that the accident had been no worse. The only little

misfortune I had was the loss of my cap, and being obliged to ride back

some way in order to recover it.

‘Among the disagreeable, and in some degree dangerous accidents that

happened to me, was the following. We had an old grey blood gelding

touched in his wind, called Puff, on which John Watson generally used to

ride. He had some vicious tricks, and the thing that made him dangerous

was, that, in the jockey’s phrase, he had lost his mouth, that is, the

bit could make no impression on him, and he could run away with the

strongest rider: but the whim did not often take him. The watering

troughs were filled once a day, and as they were about a mile and a half

distant, each lad performed that duty in turns, being obliged to walk

for that purpose to the Devil’s Ditch and back. One day, when it was my

turn, old Puff being in the stable, John Watson allowed me to shorten my

task by a ride, of which I was very glad, and Puff was soon brought out.

For the office of filling the troughs, it was necessary to take a pail,

and accordingly I flung one with the rim over my right shoulder, and

under my left arm, as was the way with us when we walked. I then

mounted, but had not gone far, when I found Mr Puff was determined on

one of his frolics. He set off at a good round gallop. This I should not

have regarded in the least, had it not been for the pail at my back. But

he was a tall horse, the ruts before the race-course began were

numerous, rough, and often narrow, and he amused himself with crossing

them; so that the rim of the pail was very disagreeable, and now and

then hurt my back severely. I foresaw, however, that my only remedy was

to tire him out at his own diversion. As soon, therefore, as I had an

opportunity, I turned him upon the turf, by which I avoided the worst

jolts of the pail; and instead of struggling with him, I gave him head,

hurried him forward as fast as he could go, passed along the side called

the flat, turned in beside the Devil’s Ditch, forbore to push him when

we came to the watering troughs, but found the obstinate old devil was

resolved not to stop. I then took him full gallop up Cambridge hill, and

into Newmarket, supposing his own home would satisfy him. But no! away

he went into the town, while some boys belonging to other stables

exclaimed, “Here is old Puff running away with Watson’s Tom.” At a

certain distance down the main street, was a street on the left, by

which making a little circle, I might again bring his head homewards,

and that road I prevailed on him to take; but as he was not easily

guided, he thought proper to gallop on the causeway, till he came to a

post which bent inwards towards the wall, so much that it was doubtful

whether his body would pass. He stopped short at a single step, but

luckily I had foreseen this, or I should certainly have been pitched

over his neck, and probably my back would have been broken, had I not

employed both hands with all my force to counteract the shock. Having

measured the distance with his eye, he saw he could pass, which to me

was a new danger: my legs would one or both of them have wanted room,

but with the same juvenile activity, I raised them on the withers, and

away again we went, mutually escaping unhurt. By this time, however, my

gentleman was wearied; in two minutes we were at home, and there he

thought proper once more to stop. The worst of it, however, was, that I

had still to water my troughs. I shall conclude this chapter with a fact

which may deserve the attention of the philosopher, as an instance of

deep feeling, great sagacity, and almost unconquerable ambition among

horses; and which goes nearly to prove, that they themselves understand

why they contend with each other. I have mentioned a vicious horse, of

the name of Forester, that would obey no boy but Tom Watson: he was

about ten or eleven years old, and had been a horse of some repute, but

unfortunately his feet foundered, for the cure of which he was suffered

to remain a great part of his time at grass. However, when I had been

about a year and a half at Newmarket, Captain Vernon thought proper to

match him against Elephant, a horse belonging to Sir Jennison Shaftoe,

whom by the bye I saw ride this famous match. Forester, therefore, had

been taken up, and kept in training a sufficient time to qualify him to

run this match; but it was evident that his legs and feet were far from

being in that sound state which such an exertion required, so that we

concluded he must be beaten, for the reputation of Elephant arose out of

his power rather than his speed. Either I mistake, or the match was a

four mile heat over the strait course; and the abilities of Forester

were such, that he passed the flat, and ascended the hill as far as the

distance post, nose to nose with Elephant; so that John Watson who rode

him began to conceive hopes. Between this and the chair, Elephant, in

consequence of hard whipping, got some little way before him, while

Forester exerted every possible power to recover at least his lost

equality; till finding all his efforts ineffectual, he made one sudden

spring, and caught Elephant by the under-jaw, which he griped so

violently as to hold him back; nor was it without the utmost difficulty

that he could be forced to quit his hold. Poor Forester, he lost; but he

lost most honourably! Every experienced groom, we were told, thought it

a most extraordinary circumstance. John Watson declared he had never in

his life been more surprised by the behaviour of a horse.

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