SIR,

'I understand very well what you meant by your Mention of _Platonick_

Love. I shall be glad to meet you immediately in _Hide-Park_, or

behind _Montague-House_, or attend you to Barn-Elms, [2] or any other

fashionable Place that's fit for a Gentleman to die in, that you shall

appoint for,

_Sir, Your most Humble Servant_,

Richard Crastin.

_Tulip's_ Colour changed at the reading of this Epistle; for which

Reason his Mistress snatched it to read the Contents. While she was

doing so _Tulip_ went away, and the Ladies now agreeing in a Common

Calamity, bewailed together the Danger of their Lovers. They immediately

undressed to go out, and took Hackneys to prevent Mischief: but, after

alarming all Parts of the Town, _Crastin_ was found by his Widow in his

Pumps at _Hide-Park_, which Appointment _Tulip_ never kept, but made his

Escape into the Country. _Flavia_ tears her Hair for his inglorious

Safety, curses and despises her Charmer, is fallen in Love with

_Crastin_: Which is the first Part of the History of the _Rival Mother_.

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