6.—(_Wordsworth, who gave it away_)

“Come, little cottage girl, you seem

To want my cup of tea;

And will you take a little cream?

Now tell the truth to me.”

She had a rustic, woodland grin,

Her cheek was soft as silk,

And she replied, “Sir, please put in

A little drop of milk.”

“Why, what put milk into your head?

’Tis cream my cows supply;”

And five times to the child I said,

“Why, pig-head, tell me, why?”

“You call me pig-head,” she replied;

“My proper name is Ruth.

I called that milk”—she blushed with pride—

“You bade me speak the truth.”

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