1.—(_Macaulay, who made it_)

POUR, varlet, pour the water,

The water steaming hot!

A spoonful for each man of us,

Another for the pot!

We shall not drink from amber,

Nor Capuan slave shall mix

For us the snows of Athos

With port at thirty-six;

Whiter than snow the crystals,

Grown sweet ’neath tropic fires,

More rich the herbs of China’s field,

The pasture-lands more fragrance yield;

For ever let Britannia wield

The tea-pot of her sires!

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