II

1. The brown-stone house; the father coming home

worried from a bad day’s business; the wife meets him

in the marble pav’d vestibule; she throws her arms

about him; she presses him close to her; she looks him

full in the face with affectionate eyes; the frown from

his brow disappearing.

Darling, she says, Johnny has fallen down and cut his

head; the cook is going away, and the boiler leaks.

2. The mechanic’s dark little third-story room, seen

in a flash from the Elevated Railway train; the

sewing-machine in a corner; the small cook-stove; the

whole family eating cabbage around a kerosene lamp;

of the clatter and roar and groaning wail of the

Elevated train unconscious; of the smell of the cabbage

unconscious.

Me, passant, in the train, of the cabbage not quite so

unconscious.

3. The French Flat; the small rooms, all right-angles,

unindividual; the narrow halls; the gaudy, cheap

decorations everywhere.

The janitor and the cook exchanging compliments up and

down the elevator-shaft; the refusal to send up more

coal, the solid splash of the water upon his head, the

language he sends up the shaft, the triumphant laughter

of the cook, to her kitchen retiring.

4. The widow’s small house in the suburbs of the city;

the widow’s boy coming home from his first day down

town; he is flushed with happiness and pride; he is no

longer a school-boy, he is earning money; he takes on

the airs of a man and talks learnedly of business.

5. The room in the third-class boarding-house; the

mean little hard-coal fire, the slovenly Irish

servant-girl making it, the ashes on the hearth, the

faded furniture, the private provender hid away in the

closet, the dreary backyard out the window; the young

girl at the glass, with her mouth full of hairpins,

doing up her hair to go downstairs and flirt with the

young fellows in the parlor.

6. The kitchen of the old farm-house; the young convict

just returned from prison—it was his first offense,

and the judges were lenient on him.

He is taking his first meal out of prison; he has been

received back, kiss’d, encourag’d to start again; his

lungs, his nostrils expand with the big breaths of free

air; with shame, with wonderment, with a trembling

joy, his heart too, expanding.

The old mother busies herself about the table; she has

ready for him the dishes he us’d to like; the father

sits with his back to them, reading the newspaper,

the newspaper shaking and rustling much; the children

hang wondering around the prodigal—they have been

caution’d: Do not ask where our Jim has been; only say

you are glad to see him.

The elder daughter is there, palefac’d, quiet; her

young man went back on her four years ago; his folks

would not let him marry a convict’s sister. She sits

by the window, sewing on the children’s clothes, the

clothes not only patching up; her hunger for children

of her own invisibly patching up.

The brother looks up; he catches her eye, he fearful,

apologetic; she smiles back at him, not reproachfully

smiling, with loving pretence of hope smiling—it is

too much for him; he buries his face in the folds of

the mother’s black gown.

7. The best room of the house, on the Sabbath only

open’d; the smell of horse-hair furniture and

mahogany varnish; the ornaments on the what-not in

the corner; the wax fruit, dusty, sunken, sagged

in, consumptive-looking, under a glass globe, the

sealing-wax imitation of coral; the cigar boxes with

shells plastered over, the perforated card-board motto.

The kitchen; the housewife sprinkling the clothes

for the fine ironing to-morrow—it is the Third-day

night, and the plain things are ready iron’d, now in

cupboards, in drawers stowed away.

The wife waiting for the husband—he is at the tavern,

jovial, carousing; she, alone in the kitchen sprinkling

clothes—the little red wood clock with peaked top,

with pendulum wagging behind a pane of gayly painted

glass, strikes twelve.

The sound of the husband’s voice on the still

night air—he is singing: “We won’t go home until

morning!”—the wife arising, toward the wood-shed

hastily going, stealthily entering, the voice all the

time coming nearer, inebriate, chantant.

The husband passing the door of the wood-shed; the club

over his head, now with his head in contact; the sudden

cessation of the song; the benediction of peace over

the domestic foyer temporarily resting.

I sing the soothing influences of home.

You, young man, thoughtlessly wandering, with courier, with

guide-book wandering,

You hearken to the melody of my steam-calliope

Yawp!

_Henry Cuyler Bunner._

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