TO AN IMPORTUNATE HOST

(_During dinner and after Tennyson_)

ASK me no more: I’ve had enough Chablis;

The wine may come again and take the shape

From glass to glass of “Mountain” or of “Cape,”

But my dear boy, when I have answered thee,

Ask me no more.

Ask me no more: what answer should I give,

I love not pickled pork, nor partridge pie;

I feel if I took whiskey I should die!

Ask me no more—for I prefer to live:

Ask me no more.

Ask me no more: unless my fate is sealed,

And I have striven against you all in vain.

Let your good butler bring me “Hock” again;

Then rest, dear boy. If for this once I yield,

Ask me no more.

_Anonymous._

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